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Crime / Re: Cameroonian Man Super Excited As He Relocates From Poland To Nigeria (pics/video by perfectsusanoo(m): 2:13pm On Aug 10, 2022
From a developed nation to an underdeveloped one and hes looking for a better job and piece of mind? Sounds like shit to me.
Education / Re: List Of 10 Toughest Exams In The World by perfectsusanoo(m): 1:43pm On Aug 10, 2022
That IES mad. 3 idiots comes to mind.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 6th August 2022 by perfectsusanoo(m): 1:25pm On Aug 06, 2022
To play a newly promoted team away from home in august no be moi moi.

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Politics / Re: Buhari: I’ll Finally Crush And Defeat Terrorists Before I Leave In 2023 by perfectsusanoo(m): 10:17am On Jul 26, 2022
After 8 years of blame game and fake promises. Ogun kill you .
Politics / Re: ASUU Strike: NLC Protests Rock States In Nigeria (Photos) by perfectsusanoo(m): 10:13am On Jul 26, 2022
Education the mother of all affiliations is the best 'attribute' a nation can possess because the well educated creates and is fond it -ask England .we constantly allow ourselves to be played by some archaic-minded individuals and take such things 4 granted. We seem to forget its the reason we are where we are and our potential destination. Destruction.
The youths feel show off in a delapitated country is levels while not thinking of the future.
Nigeria - strong minded but sufferness inclined majority.
na to hustle then leave remain aswear.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Returns To Abuja From Daura After The Sallah Holiday (Photos) by perfectsusanoo(m): 8:38pm On Jul 16, 2022
See them bonafide bastards with nothing but archaic attitudes from black bellied shits. Shits that would sell their kith and kin for anything. No level.
Politics / Re: Albino Votes: Is This The Picture Of The Day From Osun Election? by perfectsusanoo(m): 8:31pm On Jul 16, 2022
Ademola47:
This...

Best electoral pic i have seen. Touching and encouraging.
Celebrities / Re: Andrea Ivanova: The Woman With The ‘biggest Lips In The World' by perfectsusanoo(m): 8:31pm On Jul 14, 2022
Abeg make she pronounce philip,rough and plate.
Politics / Re: Photo: Singer Portable Striped Half Naked Infront Of Awolowo Stature by perfectsusanoo(m): 8:17pm On Jul 14, 2022
Him de catch cruise,de collect money, de increase his pop. with fans, still de collect free highness. 4 birds with 1 stone.
Education / Re: FG To Release N1.12trn To ASUU, Others by perfectsusanoo(m): 12:11pm On Jul 14, 2022
One lesson Nigeria has taught me: Only the masses attend tertiary Institutions here. 6 years and counting for a 5 years course. 3 hefty strikes plus covid.
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Tinubu Can Make N1 Equal To $1 – Ayodele Adewale by perfectsusanoo(m): 11:59am On Jul 14, 2022
iFlare:


You're a Naruto fan rytgrin
Yeah. my best anime over 15yrs
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Tinubu Can Make N1 Equal To $1 – Ayodele Adewale by perfectsusanoo(m): 11:12am On Jul 14, 2022
Baba de run mouth anyhow. Hoping 4 1N to a dollar is like hoping 4 a female presido. Both possible but extremely unlikely.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Suddenly Want To Settle Down When We Meet? by perfectsusanoo(m): 5:58am On Jul 13, 2022
A calm and smiling guy never lacks such experiences. Get used to it, it has been dat way since time immemorial. Just dont lose yourself or a life of domestication awaits.

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Politics / Re: Daura Residents File Out To Greet President Buhari As He Treks To His Home by perfectsusanoo(m): 9:10pm On Jul 09, 2022
Pot bellied soldiers and agents guarding a pencil.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brentford Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 13th August 2021 by perfectsusanoo(m): 9:40pm On Aug 13, 2021
Arsenal are going the same way as Blackburn. The rot has set in and nothing is being done to arrest the slide. They are getting worse by the season and falling further and further behind the big boys. No club is too big to go down, just ask Leeds and Forest fans. Nas, Blackburn


Couldn't agree more.

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Sports / Re: Frank Lampard Sacked As Chelsea Manager by perfectsusanoo(m): 3:50pm On Jan 25, 2021
By 2028 you'll never be more than 2 socially distanced meters from an Ex-Chelsea manager.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 12 January 2021 by perfectsusanoo(m): 10:47pm On Jan 12, 2021
Marcus Rashford plays a no-look pass... to Burnley's Johann Gudmundsson.


One of the greatest scammers.
Yuck

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 12 January 2021 by perfectsusanoo(m): 10:28pm On Jan 12, 2021
OSADNA009:
add Jones too

I go add martial too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 12 January 2021 by perfectsusanoo(m): 10:04pm On Jan 12, 2021
If you look up LIABILITY in the Dictionary you see Luke Shaws
picture

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Sports / Juventus: Is Era Of Dominance Set To End For Serie A's Serial Champions? by perfectsusanoo(m): 10:10pm On Jan 06, 2021
It took two Andreas and an Antonio to start a Juventus dynasty. It might
take just one Andrea to end it.
The Bianconeri have won nine consecutive Serie A titles, but when they
face leaders AC Milan at the San Siro on Wednesday (19:45 GMT kick-off),
they will do so 10 points adrift and with their domestic dominance under
greater threat than at any other point in the past decade.
At the helm is manager Andrea Pirlo, whose genius on the pitch helped
initiate the era of success that also saw them win the Coppa Italia and the
Italian Super Cup four times each, and reach two Champions League finals.
From Pirlo's first meeting with Juventus owner Andrea Agnelli in 2011, the
pair have enjoyed a close relationship. "It was footballing love at first
sight," Pirlo wrote in his autobiography.
Under the guidance of then manager Antonio Conte, Juve dominated Italian
football in a way that even they - 36-time champions - had never done
before.
Until now.
Pirlo - from architect to destroyer?
Andrea Pirlo replaced Maurizio Sarri as Juventus boss in August 2020
on a two-year deal
While Pirlo's arrival in Turin as a player started an era of unimaginable
success, his return as a coach may well result in the destruction of it.
Juventus are fifth in the league - albeit with a game in hand - with only
seven wins out of 14. When the champions take to the pitch at AC Milan's
San Siro, they will not spark fear into their opponents as they once did.
Embarrassing draws against the likes of newly promoted Crotone and
Benevento, not to mention a 3-0 loss to Fiorentina - a team that had
managed only two Serie A wins - has drawn justified criticism and means
they are no longer favourites.
Juventus look tactically confused, nervous on too many occasions and
vulnerable when attacked in numbers. A team renowned for their
overwhelming control of a match cannot seem to even control their
emotions these days.
Five times already this season a red card has left Pirlo with only 10 men on
the pitch.
Seeking to provide explanations for why Juve have been stuttering under
Pirlo, Agnelli explained that a lack of a pre-season has hindered their start.
While the top clubs in Italy have all profited from a certain consistency in
these anomalous two seasons, Juventus are one of the few teams who
have changed coach and therefore not had the time to transmit new ideas
during a pre-season.
Pirlo has been forced to experiment during matches, resulting in some
bizarre displays and choices at the start of the campaign. Players were not
used in their usual roles and there were tactical imbalances all over the
pitch. Yet, slowly, we have begun to see the methods behind his decisions.
Pirlo wants an audaciously vertical team that presses high up the pitch,
wins possession quickly and immediately delivers the pass to a goal. He
wants to attack with five and has no desire to hold meaningless possession
of the ball.
When it works, such as against Parma or Barcelona in the Champions
League, it is rather beautiful to watch. The Bianconeri are capable of
unpredictable patterns of play and exhilarating attacks, and they have a
defence that has held up well under the pressure. Only Napoli have
conceded fewer goals in the league this season.
The problem, though, is that it does not always work and one is never quite
sure which Juve side will show up, especially if they are missing either
Serie A top scorer Cristiano Ronaldo or Champions League top scorer
Alvaro Morata. Both have proved indispensable.
Juventus either command the game with the authority of champions, or
dissolve under the pressure of it. They are vulnerable when attacked in
numbers and struggle to break down teams who defend in a low block.
Moreover, when obstacles present themselves, Pirlo struggles to address
them adequately because of his inexperience.
For example, against Fiorentina, midfielder Juan Cuadrado was shown a red
card, leaving Juve down to 10 men after only 18 minutes. Pirlo chose to
take off midfielder Aaron Ramsey and bring on defender Danilo, a decision
that led to his side ceding complete control and possession, and a 3-0
defeat.
Juventus, like many big teams this season - from Liverpool to Barcelona -
are struggling when compared with previous heights, but to blame Pirlo for
it all is unfair.
What was expected from a man who received his coaching badges on 14
September 2020, just days before taking charge of his first professional
match?
And it is worth remembering that Massimiliano Allegri, who led Juventus to
the Champions League final in 2015, only had 24 points from his opening
14 games of the 2015-16 season - and they went on to win the domestic
double.
Will power shift from Turin to Milan?
AC Milan are 10 points ahead of Juventus in the Italian top flight
It will be the tests against AC Milan on Wednesday and then Inter Milan in a
few weeks that will surely provide us with more answers as to what to
expect from Pirlo's men.
Milan, who have seemingly started a new project every summer, have
finally found consistency.
Under the tutelage of the pragmatic Stefano Pioli, the youngest squad in
Italy have been producing sensational performances and have not lost in 27
league games, despite the congested fixture list and the many absences
they have been forced to cope with.
Thanks to the experience and mentality of serial winner Zlatan Ibrahimovic
and Pioli's tactical expertise, Milan are attempting to start a winning era that
Juventus ended in 2011. Drawing 1-1 with Juve in February of that year
and losing the title to them that season resulted in a decline the Rossoneri
have struggled to arrest until now.
Both Pioli and Pirlo insist Wednesday's game is not decisive and the true
winner may well prove to be Inter, who many believe are the real favourites
to win the league. The Nerazzurri boast squad depth and an experienced
coach in Conte. More importantly, they have no European competitions to
contend with so should arrive in fine condition for every match.
January should provide Serie A followers with more answers as to who
really is capable of challenging for the title between the big three.
If Pirlo does fail to win the 10th straight title, then the blame lies with
Juve's management, who insisted upon a gamble at a time when they
boast the likes of Ronaldo - a player, perhaps unlike his manager, who is
ready to win now.
So an Andrea might be to blame for the end of an era, just not the one you
thought.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 3rd January 2020 by perfectsusanoo(m): 7:13pm On Jan 03, 2021
City v Chelsea. Men. Against. Boys. Simple

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Politics / Re: Omoyele Sowore Arrested In Abuja by perfectsusanoo(m): 8:14am On Jan 01, 2021
young man, wat do u do 4 a living.


Sowore: I go to prison 4 a living.

Happy new year

Sports / Re: 1936 Olympic Games Camera by perfectsusanoo(m): 10:19am On Dec 30, 2020
ballistic missi...
Crime / Re: Lady Who Jumped Fence To Steal A Bag Of Rice From Couple Stripped Nak.ed. by perfectsusanoo(m): 10:13am On Dec 30, 2020
wait o.
She bin wan carry am fly fence?.
but I didn't see any naked stuff, anyways her own sef 4 no even de good looking sef

Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Provides Borehole To Ikorodu Community by perfectsusanoo(m): 3:06pm On Dec 28, 2020
truly touching lives.
See babe with levels, she's got a reputable, kind and friendly personality.
People no go see dis one as role model na some donkeys with fish brain dem like.
Truth be told, this mama de gimme joy with most of her doings on and off pitch.

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Family / Re: Triplets, Tomiwa, Tomisin And Toni Shine In New Lovely Pictures by perfectsusanoo(m): 12:43am On Dec 27, 2020
what's with the ass pushing? Abi na push out

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Romance / Re: Birmingham Student Mocked For 32HH Boobs Raises Fund For Breast Reduction (Pix) by perfectsusanoo(m): 12:38am On Dec 27, 2020
make she come naija, men go spoil her to the extent anytime she remember wetin she bin wan do, she go just de laff at her naivety.
someone's portal to 'fast blow' de close, some babes go de see her like mumu nw.

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Politics / Re: Father Matthew Kukah Is A Bast*rd - Bashir El-rufai by perfectsusanoo(m): 12:23am On Dec 27, 2020
Rudely true. wat can i say?. Daddy's damage mitigation or aggravation nincompoop. Tattered leaders with tattered kids.

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Sports / Re: FIFA Calls Off Men’s 2021 U-17, U-20 World Cups by perfectsusanoo(m): 12:25pm On Dec 25, 2020
robosky02:

Which trophy?

We were already knocked out in u 20
under 17 to be precise.
Sports / Re: FIFA Calls Off Men’s 2021 U-17, U-20 World Cups by perfectsusanoo(m): 12:20am On Dec 25, 2020
in other words, no hope 4 a trophy 4 us. inside life.

Family / Re: Guess What Grandma Is Thinking In These Picture !!! by perfectsusanoo(m): 12:04pm On Dec 23, 2020
Omor that year i run matters. *shakes her head*.

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Education / Re: ASUU Suspends Nine-Month-Old Strike by perfectsusanoo(m): 10:22am On Dec 23, 2020
After someone decided to move on completely, they toss people and make it sound like we should thank them. Bastards!.

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