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Who knows, she might be the next Olajumoke in line. After all, it pays to be a bread seller/hawker these days.

tosyne2much:
I kuku dey on my own when oga Wristbangle start Aluta against the kinds of ladies we should avoid...

Since the OP has started the Aluta, I don't have a choice other than support him


Where are my fellow alleged misogynist on nairaland?

Cc
TheSonOfMark
Vizkiz
Naijaboiy
Searching4love
Wristbangle
Etc

Before they show up lemme add mine


9. Those that are obsessed with Joysticks

A joystick obsessed lady is such a big off for me... In fact, I will gallantly reject such a lady even if given the change to swap her with my Blackberry Torch 1.. These ladies want men that will sexually satisfy them forcing these men to use their hard earned salary to buy buruntashi, opa eyi, viagra, yoyo bitters and the likes, all in a bid to satisfy them in bed.. Before you know it, at the end of the month, the man won't be able to boast of N5,000... As for me, if a lady is not satisfied with my 2mins bleeping, she should go and jump inside Elegushi beach cos she's not gonna get a ring from me


10 Those that Bash Guys In the Romance section

Hey listen ! Before you disagree with me, kindly have patience and listen to what I want to say... Since ladies are easily influenced in nature, their orientation about relationship changes when they hear other ladies' perception about relationship... Many ladies in the romance section keep blowing trumpet on how their lives revolves around men's money, and a result of this, other ladies become influenced with this same ideology, therefore, they bash and wage war against broke men such as Vizkiz, Cutehector, STFUareyougod and so on.. I prefer ladies in the Diary section, but as for the Romance section, they are such a big turn off for me.

Oh my goodness!
Tosyne2much, from which pit of hell did you emanate from? You're just too funny dude.

So pls, someone like myself who is only computer literate but know little or nothing when it comes to programming, blogging etc, what can i do to own and operate my blog?

xendra:
keep wishing

Do you rather prefer a temporary grace?

xendra:
loll.... Imagine comment your situation? maybe its indeed permanent, but its not grace

I know the importance of that my comment and i can assure you the effect has deeply penetrated your bones even down to the marrow. My dear, though the truth is bitter and hard to spew, but sometimes we need to pull the bull by the horn. Go reflect yourself with that my comment again. Have a permanentgrace!

mizlolar:
Please i need ur help. Am having challenges in area of relationship. I have the problem of ending up with men who are nothing but gold diggers. They seem good from the start but before a few months, they will turn into pests.

I dont know what is responsible for this. I just need a man who ll love me on the basis of who i am not what i have. I am from a well to do family, I am the only daughter of my parents and my dad is late, I actually inherited quite a lot and initially it seemed like a blessing until I got older.

All the Guys i ve met so far re fake displaying fake love just to get hold of what is in my possession. I will give you a little insight so you can understand what I am going tru. Around 2013, my then fiance kidnapped himself and because i already knew he was too needy and then their was a lot of inconsistencies in the story so i ignored the kidnappers who were demanding for 700k ransom. The guys showed up 2 weeks later fuming without any injuries or even shedding any weight


He was ranting and saying all sorts like how wicked i was and how i abandoned him to die. I had to break it off immediately because he was beginning to sound like i was his mother and father joined together. The next relationship went quite the same way.


The guy sold my car and came up with stories of how he was robbed at onipanu by palm-grove. unfortunately for him, i had a tracker which had its own inbuilt battery, so when they disconnected the car battery thinking they have disabled the tracker, they gaffed. the car was subsequently tracked down to shagamu at a hotel managed by his cousin. these are just the few recent ones.

There are many more experiences that i wouldn’t bother you with but I am tired. the worst is that some will even want to move in with me because of the comfort of my place. Its really frustrating. My mum said i should stop driving but its nearly impossible for me to get around lagos without a car.


I simply stopped using the big cars and got a Toyota matrix and i even had to drive myself so it dosnt look like i am the one attracting the wrong men and scaring away the good ones yet i haven’t been lucky.


I am not looking for a millionaire, I just want a man with a little dignity and value not the ones who will start demanding for loans or come up with stories within months of how their visa was stuck or how their mother was diabetic and needed money for blood transfusion. I have heard a lot of such stories and i am tired.


I dont know if my mum is right that i am scaring away the right ones with my lifestyle. Honestly, i dont even live flamboyantly neither do I club. I am in my early 30’s and i really need to settle down.


Plz help me with ideas on how to stop attracting gold digging shameless men. As at now, 4 guys re on my neck including head of admin in my firm but they are all my subordinates and I don’t want a scandal. Thank u.

Please advice. I don't need abuse from you guys... Thanks

So the only good/right thing would've been for you and perhaps your family members to be broke then you can now gold-dig from the rich niggurs out there? Now that you are the rich one and bros dem need small bar from you, it has become an abomination? I always maintain that if women were to be in control of most wealth in the world as it's currently occupy by men, this world would've been a hell for we men. We spend money on women everyday for their hair, clothings, feeding, accomodation, transport, education and what have you and in all these, we hardly complain and see nothing wrong in what we are doing. Let a woman pay N200 for your haircut and see the whole world burning down and CNN/BBC carrying the news a woman has paid for a man's haircut. My dear, go marry yourself if you dont want a man who is interesting in your money. Like you wouldnt have done same to rich dudes out there if you were broke?

The hustle is real. Realer than the word real itself.

Taiwopeters:
Nice one op.... Preparing to write mine soon. Cant wait to finish this Nysc

So you've already prepared your mind to start writing CVs after NYSC? Anyways, i expect you write captivating CVs and apply to the Lai Mohammed Masquerade Employment.

slimmax:
This one don chop well na, see him neck.

I dey tell u. When u hear the word "Oga", him appearance describe it all.

babadee1:
Who told you oil is the reason Nigeria has not divided? After all there was a Nigeria before oil was discovered and there will be a Nigeria after oil.

Since the discovery of oil, what has been the emphatic reason(s) for refusal of the division? Is it not that the northern governors and their southwest counterparts want to always troop into Abuja at the end of every month and grab cheques for the money originated from oil to develop their areas? I am saying, since we all have oil now and can take care of ourselves, hence the division should be fasten up.

EgusiSoup:

What did Nigerians do to deserve this?

My brother, diz kain thing taya me walahi!

Can we now bring knife to the table and share (divide) this country since we can all take care of our regions? The major reason for refusal was because oil was primarily explored in the southsouth and now that every state/region has its own oil, can the division be made as soon as possible?

Who posted that picture of 1926 entrance gate of Unical? I beg, next time, browse the present look of the school and get the right picture before posting it. Unical entrance gate at presence looks way better than what is posted there.

Meanwhile, those kidnappers may the boyz the man taught all sort of nonsense and as a result, the couldnt find work after school and to pay back for the misdeed, thus the kidnapping.

May he be found safe and sound though.

Dyt:
Yes its luck Pls remind me what number is Chelshit Muchechecheche Def your team got all those trophies by luck O dun

You used to be a female. Are you now carrying dicck inbtween your legs?

forandy:
Unless you're trying to be sarcastic...you haven't a point

What sarcasm am i trying to bring about again? Can you debunk any of my comments except this season that Man-U had to manageably beat Club Brugge in play-off to qualify for Champions League?

And since Sir Alex left and Howard Webb retired, Man-U is yet to secure even the 4th position after their ruling days back2back? This has really proven there was a means of communication between Sir Alex/Howard Webb and English Premier League.

LesbianBoy:
Never look down on anyone because just about anyone can become successful in life with hardwork, patience and LUCK" - that's the story of leceister city! Congrats to them once again! How many likes for leceister

The success story of this Leceister is more of LUCK than HARDWORK. The team has been able to stay afloat through what i call GRACE. It's the grace that has been keeping them even in the face of tough adversities. Can you remember how they've been to use 1goal per game to win matches? West Ham United would've won them but you saw the ball hitting on the bar, then moved to the other bar and hit it, then returned again and hit the first goal post and finally moved out of the goal post without entering inside. This was a LUCK or GRACE as you may deem to call it. It's unbelievable and a source of encouragement to us. Dont ever give up in life. Never can tell what the future holds. This is a team that struggled to escape relegation last season and i am sure, when the came to premier league last season, winning league was their least expectation. It's grace/luck all through. May this sort of grace/luck shine on us now and always...amen.

ireneony:
if you ask me na who I go ask

This is good! Very good!!
Pls, just be typing with pidgin eng'r'ish instead of the other one you force yourself into and at the end, you always blow up nairaland.

debris:
At that age Abi?How we no sure say the guy dey pretend as good man for Op
@Op shine ur eyes o these days all these men ain't smiliing Gold diggers everywhr

Is there age limitation in education?

obiorathesubtle:
into the system??

I am the system

I see. Dem go catch u 1day.

obiorathesubtle:
perfect quickie spot!! Spontaneous.. Wild.. Whatever!!!

You sound like who is into the system.

debris:
A man without Ssce?

And waec/neco wont allow him to register and sit for it abi?