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Kreamie:
What is a KWASU?

KWASU is the name of a person, animal, place or thing. That is a noun KWASU.

We also have pronoun KWASU. I leave you to take tips from the noun KWASU and define that for yourself.

josephmbonu:
Is it kwasu or kwankwanso?

It is UniDasuki...University of Dasuki where Dasuki has already paid the tuition fees for the students.

oye9ja:
Bro OP, it's not compulsory to go school if you think d tin cost.








Mechanic or carpentry dey for u to learn.

In fact begging doesn't need to be learnt.

BAKING
You sure you go school at all?

Pls, let me not write epistles concerning this but i really need info about this. Can N1.2m do this magic?

Julianne10:
you must be joking

I'm not joking. I'm interested to see yours.

gamaliel121:
He is your brother, so it is nothing...your pucci means nothing to him...so relax...


No one has ever walked in on me naked...

Well except my bae...lol

@bolded, na the koko be that. Her pusssy means nothing to the young man (speaking from a morally upright relationship between a blood brother and a sister; though it seems some brothers and sisters are sleeping with themselves nowadays). Even if you keep that pusssy wide open before me, i would just walk pass and pretend like i didnt see it. But you cant do that cos you are not insane.

In summary, if you are not my sister, pls i'm interested to see yours @julianne10. Lolz.

Julianne10:
yes

Were you hairy 'down there' as at the moment he saw you unclad?

bboyZ:
10. Is not supposed to b on d list ...am quite sure it has local names....

We av local names for it

What is your local name for it?

permanentgrace:
How many of those things do you know that have no local names?

Ok, for example below is my list:

1) Charger

2) Garri

3) Beer

4) Fridge

5) Battery

6) Tiles

7) Powder

Toothpaste

9) Foam (mattress)

10) Dick and pussy (incase someone thinks the thread has no relationship with romance)

Now, prove me wrong by telling me the local names of any of the above listed in whichever tribe you are from.

Meanwhile, add yours.

Moi moi.

How many of those things do you know that have no local names?

Ok, for example below is my list:

1) Charger

2) Garri

3) Beer

4) Fridge

5) Battery

6) Tiles

7) Powder

Toothpaste

9) Foam (mattress)

10) Dick and pussy (incase someone thinks the thread has no relationship with romance)

Now, prove me wrong by telling me the local names of any of the above listed in whichever tribe you are from.

Meanwhile, add yours.

Can you break up with him again and come have short sex with me?

HateU2:
I just dey look u sha

Why u dey look me like that?

mzjayne:
I do m a chelsea fan and eden is my best player

Not just being your best player in terms of his performance, you fantasize a lot about him. I can see the feeling.

1) Her English teacher didnt do a good job on her. Reason she does not know when to use 'this' and 'these'.

#HerEnglishIsBad

2) All her screaming 'i love my husband, this and that' came as a result of some stuff the dude picked for her. In other words, if there were no gifts, there wouldnt have been any "i love my husband..." shiits and what have you. Smh! Women and material things.

HateU2:
Na me u wan use as practical
I no be olosho or ur Gf.
Say something else

I no wan use u. We go use ourselves...i.e. we go enjoy the sex together. Then we go come get enough to gist on this thread.

Deal?

mzjayne:

But it seems like you have a huge crush on the dude. I mean Eden Hazard. Or aren't you?

HateU2:
No deal bro. No sex dis year for me. Go nd praticalise it nd gimme feedback

Practicalize it from where? If you hoard yourself from sex, how do we fucck and drop the gist here?

My dad must not know i am here.

*runs out of thread*. Lol.

On a serious note, OP, how about guys like us who prefer the offline practical version of this matter than giving probably fictitious theoritical version here? Any deal?

mzjayne:
My parents says no because he's yoruba and am igbo. Should I go ahead and marry? One will say you need your parents blessings and all for you to have a blissful marriage. This is 2016 for God sake, they should be concerned about my happiness and not where he comes from..Yes, the Bible says we should obey our parents in the Lord, and I do bur in a situation whereby they are rejecting him because of his tribe is something God will also frown at... this is really depressing and my prayer is that God touches their heart in fact let his angels appear in my parents dreams and talk sense into their head oh

So Eden Hazard is now a 'Yoluba' guy? Lol.

ashewoboy:
When you know you are not ready to be a father. I mean it's rampant these days. Guys why now? Stop punishing these innocent girls. You know you are not ready to be a daddy but you like skin to skin, you cannot buy #50 naira condom. You are making these girls go through pain just because they loved you and they allowed you to have your way.

Pregnancy out of wedlock is the order of the day. These girls are gullible, they must not hear " i love you" them go gv you puna mk you chop. If you know you are not ready to father a child and puna dey hungry you and you like skin to skin, abeg, nor pour the sperm inside her vagina, pity the innocent girl.

I know some people will be like wetin this one dey talk? But temi ye mi, i know wetin i dey talk. Guys are taking advantage of girls too much.

Sex without pouring the sperm into the damn vagina is an inclusive sex. Even she sef go vex for u.

Carowline:

Are you Introvert or LadyF? I mean you hustle for FTC like any of the aforementioned.

Khd95:
that is why i asked when he would go back to school nd write his waec agaiin

Shekau1:
That means he would go back to Secondary skul

Chai u wicked o

I think you guys need to go back to secondary school while Buhari is preparing to join you guys soon. I'm sure Buhari knows the difference in meaning between "would" and "will" and can make use of the two appropriately but you guys, the critics, fall my hand big time.

Firefire:
Old picture, share the current graduating pic or leave out matriculation pic of baba.

OBJ was not in attendance. It was one of his daughters (so they said) that represented him. I watched it live on NTA station.

Btw, i have some questions to ask concerning this NOUN as an institution.

1) How is the admission process like? Do they write JAMB to get admitted? If not, how?

2) Do their graduates go for services?

3) Is their certicaficates nationally and internationally recognized like other reputable institutions both in terms of employment and further studies?

Someone should throw light on this pls.

ststyreal:
Abeg, enough of this husband cheating rubbish and the world clapping in approval of it. For Christ sake, if a man who have vowed before the altar of God and his people to remain faithful to his spouse on their wedding day, now went behind to default in the vow he willingly made before God to his wife, do u think such a man will go unpunished? Huh! You people should stop deceiving your self with a false consolation words like, "man is polygamous in nature or that man is born to cheat or DNA whatever", cos every word spoken must be accounted for, let alone a vow u made before d sanctuary of God' promising to be faithful to your partner. Well, as for me(not my portion though) cos God knows I can't stand a cheating husband, Nitori pe because, my own level of jealousy be like say e pass baba God own. Even though I have told God, that in as much as I remained faithful to my husband, any husband that decides to go unfaithful will always have curses hanged over his life. Enough of this cheating approval, any man who have the intention to cheat on his wife, should make it known to the woman prior to the wedding, if she can cope, fine, if not, she finds her way. Just as any woman marrying a Muslim man should have known the likelihood of the man marrying more wives because of the religion, such scenario is understandable, but not a man, who vowed to be faithful to me before God and his priest and people, now turned back to start cheating on me and u people expect me to swallow it and keep loving him, it is a lie! He will be receiving curses everyday of his life until he desist from such act.

May i never meet a woman like you...amen.

Reading your post, it shows you are ready to lay curses on any slightest provocation or derailment as a man. That is aside "cheating" on you, if he fails to buy bread while returning home from work, you would curse him; if he fails to wash the plate he ate with, na another curses u go pour untop his head; if he asks why the tv set in the house was spoilt, another set of curses him go receive. I mean, who wants such a woman as a wife? I reject it 101%...amen.

I see lies everywhere

permanentgrace:
What is " Frank gifts" pls?

Is there anything like "gift" in verb format? I no too go school but i dont such word exists. You can educate me though (if there is any).

Wouldnt it have been " Frank gives" as a verb?

Seun, you need to return some of your Mods. back to school asap.

What is " Frank gifts" pls?

Is there anything like "gift" in verb format? I no too go school but i dont such word exists. You can educate me though (if there is any).

Wouldnt it have been " Frank gives" as a verb?