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If Buhari dies, I will kill 200
people - Police officer
promises to send Nigerians to
early graves Inusa Saidu Biu, a police officer has promised to kill nothing less that 200 people if President Muhammadu Buhari dies while in office - The police officer from Biu in Borno state made this threat via Facebook - Inusa Saidu Biu is suspected to be a die-hard fan of the president A police officer has taking to
Facebook to threaten
Nigerians concerning the
health status of President
Muhammadu Buhari.
Kanu According to Inusa Saidu Biu, a
police officer from Biu, a local
government area in southern
Borno, some people are trying
to kill the president.

chai oshokooo the drama-king, u never cease to amuse ur people of the nation, with the nation and of the nation.

CyrusTheGreat:
Christians and Muslims as far more disgusting.

Who is committing the beatings and murders? It's not the gay people. It's the stupid religious zealots.

reciv sens 4m 2night onward,chai ur mate out dir are finkin of alleviate human race u re finkin how to fulck boney ass sory 4 u

mhen ds tin de pain me o say man de fulck im fellow man wey bone bone full evry were, i'll kil 1 if i c, how can some1 born of woman fulck samesex God have mercy,ds s arant nonsense, 1 if u mary samesex any form of future generation? 2 if u mary samesex any sight for heaven? 3 are u human? Please recieve sense

modelmike7:
Him go tey for there. Treason no be small offense now.

please explain treason wit examples-

typical example of egypt and israel, God ve mercy on nigeria, becus wen heat side of it starts no 4s on planet shal stand, go and ask, mr pmb is sick already.

SweetLove0:
Sai Baba. I stand with PMB

mark this your stand shall fall

Love Machine:
Do you mean no south east governor came to pay him a solidarity?

southe east gover_nose are such a fv¤cking fricking dumass-ss uh caerless about da blood, all hail biafra..

Adamadam:
His Radio Biafra is yet to announce it or didn't he transfer the transmitter to another mask?

now u have prove the doubt of many, if the haters listen to our special made radio state which d foundation is truth

dhesire:
If you believe those children know who Nnamdi Kanu is, then you can believe just anything.

oboooy ccc hate,chai i pity u.

yourexcellency:
Fayose for President in 2019
Nnamdi Kanu as Vice President
Federal Republic of BIAFRA

chai i pity ur big dream, our prophet is biger dan ur country nizoooo+ria, d ria dr means sickness

Martinez19:
lol, permit is a common word. Change your moniker.

sir i fink dat could be imposicant naw

Krak:
It shows that you are famous. That makes you a mini-celebrity.

d tin tire me ni

wisdomguy4u:
In recent time, watching porn and practice of masturbation has increase drastically in our society especially among the youth. This can be trace down to the easy access of pornographic materials in the internet through computer and mobile phones. And a lot of porn website are available for accessibility with daily updates of assorted porn videos, and the more you watch, the more you want to watch and before you know it , you are trapped to it, it becomes a habit difficult to break. Porn and masturbation are like brothers, they go hand in hand. Porn viewers are prone to masturbation. A lot of young people (mostly men ) indulge in this act without knowing the implication. They end up suffering from the ugly side effect without even knowing the root of their problem.
Below , I will tell you some side affects of watching porn and masturbation and a natural way to cure yourself from them if you are already a victim .

1. Erectile dysfunction : This is the inability of a man to obtain a full erection when about to have sex with a woman. Excessive porn and masturbation does mess with your ability to get turned on in real, intimate situations. You discover you only get a full erection while watching porn but when with a woman you will have a weak or no erection. This is because your brain has been wire through excessive porn and masturbation to believe that all you need to satisfy your sexual urge is to feed yourself with porn and masturbate . Our brain is like a fertile land, whatever you plant on it (whether good or bad ) is what you will harvest. Some guys when they experience this porn induces erectile dysfunction ( which is very embarrassing ) feels the best thing is to forget about women and focus on further watching of porn and masturbation thereby causing more damages .

2. Premature Ejaculation (5seconds man): This is a situation whereby a guy ejaculates too early when with a woman. Here, ejaculate can take place sometimes even before penetration ( during pre-intimacy ) or too soon after penetration, after which the man becomes weak and unable to achieve another erection. This problem is likely experience by people who stating masturbation at an early age. This is because you have train your nervous system to ejaculate very quickly (or while partially erect). When you are younger, while masturbating you want to ejaculate quickly because of the fear of being caught by your parents or siblings. So you teach your mind that when you are hard your job is to ejaculate as quickly as possible and not relax and enjoy the long sensation. Over the years of masturbation, your brain has been wire to believe that the response to an erection is quick ejaculation. When with a real woman you will notice you still experience same thing.

3. Delay ejaculation (low sensation) : This is a situation where a man is unable to achieve orgasm/ejaculation when having sex with a woman. Delay ejaculation often go in hand with weak erection and it's cause by prolong porn and masturbation coupled with holding back ejaculation. Holding back ejaculation while masturbation is when a man stimulates his p**is with his hand or whatever he does that with to a point of release and then stops, wait until the sensation comes down, after which he resumes again and repeat same for several minutes or hours before finally allowing himself to ejaculation , this act is called EDGING . This is done to elongate the masturbation session to enjoy it more. The reason you're unable to ejaculate during sex with a woman is because you are completely desensitized. The level of sensation which you are suppose to have while having sex with a woman is low due to over-stressed sexual nerve. When you wash a new cloth all the time (whether it's dirty or not) it fades away or depreciate and becomes like an old cloth. That's it .

3. Weakness (low testosterone) : In men testosterone is a hormone produced primarily in the testicles. It is what makes a man to be a man. Testosterone in men is responsible for larger muscles, stronger bone, hair growth, deeper voice and a stronger sex. Women also produce testosterone in the ovaries and adrenal glands , but at a lower levels than men, that's why they have smaller muscles, softer voice, less hairy and a weaker sex drive. Testosterone as said is produce in the testicles in men , that's why if a man is castrated he loses all the powers of a man and becomes like a woman. When a man ejaculates, he loses some amount of his testosterone. That is the reason why you experience weakness after ejaculation. People who indulge in excessive masturbation are likely to suffer a low testosterone. That is when you see a man of 27yrs looking like a 17yrs old boy, or a man with a behavioral attributes of a woman.

4. Loneliness: People (man/woman) who indulge in watching porn and masturbation often end up lonely and depressed. They rather prefer to stay indoor for a week or more with their computer or phone viewing all assorted sets of porn and masturbating on them rather than go out to meet real people. Due to this they grow to be uncomfortable around real people especially the opposite sex.

5. Severe social anxiety: This is the inability to be confidence and relax while in public. People (male and female) who are into acute porn and masturbation are prone to have low self esteem. They have problem of inferiority complex when among their peers. This is as a result of all the above other listed problems induce by porn and masturbation, it puts the victim in a life of shame and embarrassment. You hear your peers talking about their different real sex experiences , you feel bad because you know it's embarrassing to share your own porn and masturbation sessions with them. You know you are having problem but you are ashame to discuss it with anybody.

The above problems as long as it is induce by porn/masturbation cannot be cured medically by drugs. It is a psychological problem and can only be correct by a psychological treatment. Your brain has been sexually wired wrongly and needs to be rewired correctly to it's normal form. The method of re-wiring your brain here is known as REBOOTING . It is a system whereby you wipe out from your brain all the wrongs you have input in it about sex . When your brain is now neutral , you can then input the right things about sex and you will see that all your problems will vanish. It is practically like formatting a phone or like clearing the weeds on a fertile land and replacing it with good plants. Sounds magical? Don't worry I will tell you how it is done. In case you are waiting for me to give you set of rules you will not find them - other than: "No porn/ No masturbation/No sex/ No any kind of artificial sexual stimulation for 90 days" By artificial I mean sexual pix, audio and literature. Also no porn substitutes allowed, such as: surfing woman pictures on Facebook or dating sites, cruising Craigslist, underwear ads, YouTube videos, "erotic literature", etc. Some people might say that's very difficult or impossible, how can I not watch porn, masturbate or have sex for a whole 90 days ? Yes, it's difficult but not impossible, Once you know how something works and how it affects you, it's much easier to muster the willpower
to make a change if you so wish. You have to do what it takes to help yourself get better and have a normal life. To achieve a good result, any time you lose yourself and watch porn/masturbate/sex during your rebooting , you have to start all over , by starting all over I mean if you lose yourself on day 13 ,you have to start all over from day 1 again.

What to experience during/after rebooting:

1. Flat-line period:
This occurs within the 90 days rebooting. During the flatline period you will observe that you had lose total interest in sex, there will be no early morning erection, your pen*s shrinks and becomes smaller as such that sometimes you will feel like you have no pen*s, you only remember you have a pen*s when you want to urinate. Whenever you experience this, do not panic but be happy because it's a sign that your re-booting is working. The flatline signifies that your brain has wiped out all the sexual data you installed in it and now restoring to its original settings. The period of flatline may last up to several weeks or months depending on individuals. The flatline period ends with a sudden early morning erection ( full erection) , this signifies that your rebooting was successful and you can then go on and enjoy a normal sex life absent of erectile problem, premature ejaculation, delay ejaculation e.t.c .
More things to notice during or after your rebooting include: a deeper voice , you become attractive to the opposite sex, you no longer panic when around the opposite sex, your self confidence increases, your social anxiety disappears, change in character( the way you talk ,walk, sit and stand show a new confidence ) e.t.c
NOTE: If after adequate rebooting for 90 days , your sexual problem persist, you can then seek a medical help. Different people get cured at different time within the 90 days reboot, as long as you have experience the flatline period and then the sudden early morning erection, know that you are cured, you can stop the rebooting if you like . This means that it's not a must that you will reboot for 90 days . But, after 90 days of rebooting , if your sexual problem persist (then it's not a psychological problem) , seek a medical help.

.op how do u possibly kw al thes? Clear ma douabt u were/are a practitioner....

Please am serious over this, the rate at which nairaland participants and partakers are usin ma name (permit) to makeup their sentences is extremely high please cut hands, i'll sue u ooo.

IamaNigerianGuy:
You are very right.

our govs are all cowards look at them. A coward is a person who accepts even tho a stupid slap.all south personels should wake up, i hate 4s marriage hemmm¿¿

where are all thoes arewa and afonjas haters, u can see 4 urself God is with us, go ask this is beyound physical fight,

we are the choosen generation hahahahahaha..,


please check 4 1small transformer if u wish to end ur lif.

lalasticlala!!! Ma question is this, who is the presidency?

base on longistics who be the presidency ?

all nairalanders, the entire member of ipob is extendin their special invitation to y'll,please cm and witness our case against the zooo, dnt ask of date.

first time of hearin such lie, say dog fit kil snake.

Emekus92:
Its Aba made o just 5k. Remember he told us to be patronizing Nigeria products so I bliv that is 1 of dem exported to foreign country

blooood of lalasticlala, and whom do u fit will believe such stupid lies of urs and mr pmb...?

blooood of lalasticlala, no be ds man wey 9ja zooombis cary todays aftanooon? Ok na, still We commend ur effort sir...

blooood of lalasticlala, in situations lik ds we should be askin of mr pmb, am nt sure he's d one dat made ds appointment.

sarrki:
So we should allow miscreants to break the law?

blooood lalasticlala!!!, which law are u talking about?

gberra:
5% ti fall over.
IPobs always cry.

ye! Ye!! Ye!!! Bloood of lalasticlala

joshkiddies:
Tragedy struck at a viewing center in Calabar, as it was gathered that almost 30 people are dead as a result of the high tension cable that fell on the viewing centre made cf zinc, during the UEFA Europa League quarter-final match between Manchester United and Anderlecht on satellite television.

The match however, ended in favour of Manchester United, who won the match on a 3-2 aggregate, with Marcus Rashford netting the winner in the 107th minute.

Channels Television correspondent in Calabar reported that the live electricity cable broke from its mooring and fell on the viewers.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/stephanie-otobo-drags-apostle-suleiman_21.html

Lalasticlala

rest in peace, the work of gods olympic

ojnnaco:
Its financial woman not official woman .
Thanks

, haba bro, dont change the topic, in the name of correction. Plex hit me not.

in every lies, there must be 30% truth.

'it is finish' what then shall i say...

stane007:
To every Nigerian that believes if a man loves you, he won't ask to get into your pants, Nigerian Facebook user, Victor Daniel has this to say:

If I love you, I will ask for sex. Forget that "if he loves you he won't ask to get into your pants" talk. I'm being honest as I can.

I'm sexually active and one of the ways I express my deepest emotions is through sex. Love and sex is connected and if you love someone, you will be sexually attracted to the person.

Before I start any relationship with a girl, I make sure to let her realise that I am sexually active and sometimes I may seek sexual relief from her.

Stop downplaying sex. The importance of sex to me cannot be overemphasised. I will not enter a relationship with a woman simply for the sex. No. But if I fall in love with you, I'm also going to establish a sexual intimacy with you.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/stop-downplaying-sex-if-i-love-you-i.html

. Men and sex are like 5and6, it takes a constant and careful study the word of God 4 ds era of life to 4sake sex be4 marriage both d 2 gander, i believe sexin is nt a 4s, whether in relation ok,dnt kil me plz.