spikedcylinder:

Zero sense of humour.

@ Post, not ever gonna happen. I have my eyes on. . . . . err. . . . . both of them.

its like youare protecting your interest but na which one of dem you dey protect the bros or the sis? _{he beta make he be the bros than the sis o}

na lie this guy dey lie to una,na decieve him dey decieve una,the bobo dey read una reaction to see how him go come back to hit una,make una no sleep with una two eyes close o,me i don talk my own.

Moyola:

Hahaha! yu sooooo not funny!
'Mebo 'mebo! yur hobby iznt it?

and you are my parner in gossip

Pittbaby:

Michelin, do you understand Yoruba? .if you know what direction "Perverted" was going you would live him alone

Obo - translated either Vagina or Monkey , given his name lets just guess which one he is refering to

hmmmmmmmmm,na wa o some people get dirty mind even omo no go fit wash am

Pittbaby:

you need help, OMG , I will die laughing

na wetin?are the names not good?romantic or sexy enough?abeg no die because of my suggestions o

Moyola:

I fancy names wiv Oyin oyin dem dem! Oyinkansola etc

There're loadz of yoruba names for gurlz. . . yu kan even make up yurz

especially names like
oyinladunepon and oyinfunmiloyun

michelin89:

I don't.

are you sure?me think you do _{you once got rid of my thread and i am yet to forgive you for that}

roblance:

really

you wan try me?a trial would concieve you

Moyola:

O ye gbe 'borunzz n gbe filazzz!

heeeya,the thing dey pain you say abacha wife don snatch obj from you how the old woman no go snatch am from you when you no sabi do,you go just dey lie down for bed like log of wood,sorry you hear,pele ma binu

sexyLeamon:

I never knew guys love gossip na wa

hmmmmmm,you dey here too,i hear say nobody gossip reach you for your area dem talk say your nickname for school na amebo

na wetin boy dey find for NL?You no serious,you come here come dey enjoy senior joke,you better run back home and suck mumsie,s breasts finest boy my foot my monkey fine pass you

una na true say obj and sanni abacha wife dey date each other now?i even hear say the woman don park go obj house for abeokuta?na wa o,wonder shall never end,i wonder how abacha go dey feel now say na obj dey bulala him hajia.Obj na bad guy

No waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
ITS LIKE SAYING WOULD YOU SUPPORT MARRIAGE BETWEEN prophet mohammed and MARY THE MOTHER OF CHRIST.

bi o le koni wole-------------------------if he no dey stiff the thing no go enter

aseju ni brassier oyan o le jabo-----------------------------brassier is of no use no matter what woman breast no go fall without it


bami na aya mi ko denu alaya--------------------help me "beat" my wife no reach thhe husband belle

michelin89:

@ Pervert

All your effort has been vain so far.

i only suggested some other sexy female names to her in case she wants more sexy and romantic names for her daughters

Me i suggest the following female names,they are sweet and sexy to prounce
obowale
obowunmi
obodele
obowanwa
obolende
obowoletomiwa
obogbenga
oboyemi
oboyemisi
obofemi
obotunde
oboremi
oboyinka{my favourite }
obosunkanmi
obomida
obodamola
obojobolo

Monicaa:

whose yansh? R u sure u r able to chop it, it's too big for you , also it is covered by the Blood of Jesus so it might destroy your own power


I don't understand


I want u to decline your membership

Why he come be say na your yansh blood of Jesus go cover na there fine pass?

i am BIG


i am STRONG



i am RELIABLE

you too SHIT on him now

screaming while making love

moaning while making love

grunting while making love

biting while making love

shouting while making love

dipping their finger nails in your body while making love

speaking in tongues while making love

riding bicycle while making love

sleeping like a log of wood while making love{this is the most annoying and the most painful of them all}

argent:

oro e ti su mi, mo ni mi o fe okunrin kankan

iro lo npa,so fun mi tani oloko olowo abe ori e obo ale elomiran,se debosky ni abi dr fadi ferlie

Rogo:

is like you are a juju priest, how do you know this secret troy. lol

shooooooooo,which one you dey?you no dey go market abi you no dey listen to bbc?na for market and radio i hear am.
I even hear say mukina and michelin are getting married in september,na true?

Godmother:

So disgusting!!

hmmmmmmmmmm,na wa godmother you dey pretend like say you and godfada no dey do am at dat time

I hear say some ladies on nairaland dey fight because of Seun,i even hear say 2 of dem dey claim say dem get belle for am na true?Abeg make una yarn me tory.

argent:

Ok mo ri wipe eyin e funfun dada, eyin temi naa o bad rara . Now ti e mi naa ti flash e ni eyin mi, se o le break yoruba ti o so yen down fun mi. Yoruba yen ti ni ipon ju.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,you just dey take style to flirt with the bobo he be like say you wan make him toast you abi na you wan toast am? _{e sama tami oge siwa lara o}

IFELEKE:

@gbogbo ile
bawo ni? se alaafia le wa?
@toyin temi nikan, bawo ni? se alaafia lo wa,awon ibeji mi nkan,se won n so kutu kutu? mo le ro pe P.A mi gbe e lo fun ante-natal lana?

ifelepon sorry sleep of tongue ni,mo mean ifelobo ifeleke iyawo ni abule sidikatu bebedi ran mi si e o,o ni ki ngbe iru,eran igbe,isu ati gari fun e,o de ni ki nfun e ni leta kan,se ki nko won wa ba e ni abule wa ni

better thing dey hungry you abi?ol boy nothing for you

No doubt there must be one,there must be a winner     _{and the winner is ?}

i woould walk up to her and tell her waka shege,olori buruku ole ko ni da fun e _{VERY STUPID QUESTION HISSES AND WALKS AWAY}

love is blind especially the fool that is in love