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before nko?na wetin you think say we dey drink for meeting?abeg if na joke make u stop am o

[quote author=k-aina link=topic=294063.msg4170623#msg4170623 date=1247318753]Anybody or group of persons or body corporate who comes to any of our fora to speak in tongues, or with intent to do same, SHALL BE FORCEFULLY REPELLED! Shey u no we have our own gift of tongues, as a sampler try this one:

"Sango ooooooo!!! oko oya aaaaa!!!
Oloju Orogbo ooooooo!!!!
Elereke Obi oooooo!!!
Eni a ni ni gbani iii !!!!
Orisha gba te mi ye wo
Eni f'oju di O,
Sango o gbe!!!
Igbakeji orisha!!!
Sangiri, La'giri
Olagiri kaka, "

Make I continue abi my speaking in tongues don do?

As per meeting venue, na 2day u dey come there? the usual place, 3.00am. u no say some non withces and wizard wannabes also access this site? so we no go tok the venue here. We all know ourselves, and we where we meet and we no say our meeting always ends with ENOUGH ITEM 7. ( OUR USUAL ITEM 7!!!)[/quote]baba o,na you be olori awon aje,no problem i go come for the meeting if not for anything for item 7 to refreshen my body,i get some people wey i wan bring their case for the meeting some of them are nairaland members,i wan make we show dem pepper[b][/b]

patwhizkid:
Gbam!

na which one be gbam abi una don dey take style do touch your toe,i no trust una for that kind thing o

i wont blame the girl o,maybe you and your brother are identical

you better try or else you would be demoted from your present rank o,we are counting on you

patwhizkid:
Yes o, i have given my neighbours children sweets & biscuits. . .so are def gonna come to the meeting too.

patwhizkid:
Yes o, i have given my neighbours children sweets & biscuits. . .so are def gonna come to the meeting too.

thats my girl,keep up the good work,how far with your pastor,s wife and shedren,i hope you would bring dem too for the meeting?pls try to bring dem o,their meat would be very delicious .

[quote author=k-aina link=topic=294063.msg4168823#msg4168823 date=1247267598] which one be Urhobo, rama and Shaki wey u dey talk? if u no be ogbologbo winch, wetin u dey do here?  i sure say na your type go suck (blood) clean mouth  anyway, shey u remeber say  meeting dey at 3.00am 2moro.[/quote]na for where we go do the meeting and how many drums of blood we go bring? [quote author=k-aina link=topic=294063.msg4168879#msg4168879 date=1247268884]FOR PROFESSIONAL WITCHES & WIZARDS ONLY
take ur career to the next level, enrol now for any of our online advanced wizadry courses in bloodletting, daytime flying techniques and advanced remote cotrolling. To apply, visit our site at www.ogbologbo-aje.com Limited slots available

Foundation courses for beginners are also available, (witchcraft 101 to 105) (strictly fulltime)[/quote]make sure you screen them well well o, no let this church people take style join the school
i dont want our members to speak in tongues,you know its forbidden in the kingdom of darkness

patwhizkid:
I am a winch ooooo. . .any show to run tonight?

you dont need to announce it to the whole world we know say you be original winch from the womb,being the first lady to identify with this thread na you go dey cordinate the witches department,remember to bring your neighbours children for meeting o

Mr More:
rashidi yekini, juluis aghahowa, victor ikpeba, and so on,

khanye:
Rashidi Yekini & Victor Agali

player haters watch out for MAN U next season

cabali:
@ switch, This clown's gat 2 B born by u!

hey watch your tongue or is it your fingers?





C H E L S E A S T I N K S

abeg make una leave this guy alone him be driver wey just get opportunity to use him oga motor pose for foto

and the winner of the ex hawkers association is----------------------------------

obowunmi@yahoo.com
mokole@yahoo.com
idintami@yahoo.com
ibadiaran@yahoo.com
hivaids@yahoo.com

platinumnk:
nairaland don kill me o

thank God first winch don enter _{welcome o iya aje}

birds of the same feathers flock fok together na the one wey fit you you carry just carry go

it depends on the kind of girl you dey look for

if na primary school girl buy am puf puf

if na secondary school girl buy am gala

if na university girl buy am fone and #500-00 recharge card

if na worker carry am go mama put, tantaliser or mr big

if na ibo girl buy hollandies

if na hausa girl buy am kuli kuli or fura de nunu

if na yoruba girl buy am ponmo or ice fish

if na calabar girl show am the size of you prik

if na benin girl tell am say you go carry am go italy

and so what go cnn and bbc go announce am mumu the kiss self you no sabi _{you sure say no be you give the babe swine flu}

cabali:
Switch started like this and ended up with a heart attack; now he has a new name and thinks he can get healing while at it

i hate chelsea
chelsea STINKS     _{JUST LIKE YOU}

@POSTER if na joke make you stop am o,i get 7 female shedrens and i don infest a lot on dem and i must reap the froot of my nebo,so wait make my shedren marry finish before you abolish bad prize _{na so una go dey spoil market for people na me say make you no get female shedrens?}

imoran mi fawon omo nigeria ti nbe nilu oba
imoran mi fawon omo nigeria ti nbe lehin odi
e ba je ka sowo soko po ka fimo fobo sokan
ka le gbogo gboko nigeria wa ga
nitoripe ilu idi eni ni ilu idi eni{2ce}
ajo obo o le dun titi ka gbagbe ile oko
nhun o pade sile sobo baba iyawo mi
ajoo obo
ajo obo o le dun konile koloko ma rele yoko
konile koloko ma re le yoko
konile koloko ma re le koloko ma yoko ooooooo

a fine one by the king of juju judi music, king sunny ade

i only hawked what i have in between my legs and i enjoyed the hawking so much that i still dey hawk am _{una wan buy?}

oga david abaeg leave those half naked girls winch alone o,na their unclothedness dey give me hard on o

una don start na so una put clinton for trouble with monica _lewisky lewisPRIK abeg make una leave the people,s president alone o

kai na this kind lady me i like to have as my sister _{in law} in rod she go just dey help the sister to dey do "everything"

Okanran:
Nor lemmie use supernatural powers on u oooh!

you just dey take style tell us say you be ogbologbo wizard,i hear you,welcome to our world. _{world of witches and wizards}

patwhizkid:
He is a nairalander since 2006, but not an active poster.

you sure say that kind man go dey active for bed?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Yet to have a crush [/color]

na only coke you get for now

GOD BLESS MANCHESTER UNITED

Rockabuja:
hi dear,I can fill u. Well if u need my shoulder to lean on u can mail me on abdulfnc@yahoo.com.
Chao

na dat your mosquito shoulder the fat woman go lean on? i pity that your shoulder wey be like bonga fish

ElRazur:
Oh buzz off and die. Did you not see that it says wictches and wizard before you posted your shi.t? No let make I strike you with thunder. . .

no mind the guy, na pretend him dey pretend,him be ogbologbo winch, he was concieved and born into witchcraft look him mouth well well it is full of blood, him just suck blood finish, for meeting him name na DRACULA

Okanran:
My profile precedes me! I wonder, is there any being here in my league

which league nigeria premier league,english premier league or la liga,abeg no take oyinbo scatter our society o,if you no say you be witch or wizard just talk am here shame no dey inside we better pass craze people _{abi you no know say craze people too get their own corner for nairaland?}

many muslims are muslims because thier religion unlike christainity allows them to

1,MARRY 4 WIVES

2,DO CHARMS AND VISIT HERBALISTS AND ALL OTHER RITUALS

3,KILL 4 THEIR RELIGION SO AS TO MAKE HEAVEN AND MEET VIRGINS

4,SLEEP,RAPE AND FINGER UNDER AGE GIRLS

5,MARRY AND DIVORCE AT WILL

6,ENSLAVE THEIR WIVES

AND ALL OTHER STUPID REASONS THEY CHOSE TO BELIEVE



I AM A CHRISTAIN BECAUSE ITS

A RELIGION OF PEACE

IT PREACHES FORGIVENESS

IT GIVES ONE THE FREEDOM TO CHOOSE

IT DOES NOT ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE

IT DOES NOT FORCE ITSELF ON PEOPLE

IT GIVES ONE PEACE OF MIND

ITS THE ONLY WAY TO HEAVEN{NO ALTERNATIVE ALTERNATHIEF}

jalether:
how old are you boy

as old as chelSTINKS

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