₦airaland Forum

another yahoo yahoo guy on the loose _{no thanks to unemployment in naija}

hmmmmmmmmmm,he be like say something don dey scratch your borehole thank God you came to the right place _nairaland

Hi guys,below are the nairaland members i would like to see in the federal cabinet of the Federal Republic Of Nigeria

PERVERT9, President and commander in chief thief of the armed forces robbery Federal Republic of Nigeria i would also be in charge of the ministry of Petroleum _{na where person dey work na there he dey chop sop.}



Debosky, Minister of Women affairs{i just pray that he wont end up impregnating all the ladies }

Dayokanu, Minister of Sports{because of his love for my club _{MAN UNITED bed united}

Seun Osewa{SAN}, Attorney General and Minister of Justice{dont ask me why unless you want to get BANNED }

Thoniaslim, Minister of Health

Kitaun, Minister of Works

Iice, Minister of Information{the post requires someone that can call white black _{you know what i mean?} the name Iice and lies sound the same in the ears }

Toyosi, Minister of Education{the people from her place too like book}

Donzman, Minister ofLabour and Productivity


Darfur, Minister of Housing

Easybaby, Minister of Commerce and Industry

Naijacutee, Minister of Niger Delta Development{she would use her beauty to tame the millitants in the niger delta }

Enitan2002, Minister of Finance{can i really trust you with the national treasury?}

Menike, Minister of Science and Technology

Omoge, Minister of Youth Development

Dr Ferlie werepe, Minister of Defence

Dapsycool, Secretary to the Governnt of the Federation

Phenomenon, Minister of Power and steel _{power to steal}

Ikamefa, Minister of Men affairs{her name was submitted base on her post MO FE DOKO }

Aba man, CBN Governor{if you like go dey print fake naira notes,i go jail you }

EFCC Chairman, Hot Angel{she is hot}

ICPC, Wealthyman


Islander, special adviser to the president on bed matters {una know why now}

N-Gauge, special adviser to the president on concubine affairs

ToyinreponToyinrayo, First lady no 1


Cuteass, First lady no 2

Omoeko, First lady no 3

Hotstepper, First lady no 4

Mukina, Firstlady no 5


These are the people that i want to see in the Federal Cabinet come 2011,now let,s have yours remember {I} pervert9 remains the president.

why must it be a banker? _{e bami kigbe ole oooooooooooo}

@poster pls rephrase this your question and let it be which nairaland members would you like to fok?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm success suksex is good o,shey because seun get nairaland na him come dey make you fall in love lust with am, i wish you all the best sha but no go because you wan inherit nairaland kill the guy for us o

na something dey hungry am _{her toto dey scratch am}

IFELEKE:

Oruka Amudo ati aluwo ke? ta lo fe fi do?
awon wo lo fe luwo?

mo fe fi do gbogbo awon omoge to fine to won wa lorile ede yi,mo de need aluwo lati fi ma lu awon ti won ba fi oju siwon lara
se o le bami get e pelu ogun moko le

at 35 or 40

e jowo eyin enia mi nibo ni moti le ri ORUKA AMUDO ATI ORUKA ALUWO mo fe setu ara mi pelu awon enia kan ninu ilu wa yi

dis kind thing dey always happen to me everytime especially from women old enough to be my mother and guess what i am in my late fifties,so you can imagine the kind women girls i am talking about.

i calls her iya luku or iya basira it depending on my mud

@poster come make i show you,i am the only virgin on nairaland

my broda na true you talk jare ashewo beta pass most of this girls wey dey do kurukere for dis our OBO DO nigeria especially dis unifasity girls,some of dem fok pass professional ashewo,me na ashewo be my candidates for live,with ashewoyou go get piss of mind,dem dey use condom unlike bose talatu ngosi and dem dem for campus,ashewo no go carry bele come meet you for house and she no go dey disturb for money or outing,abeg enjoy yourself wid the professionals jare.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,na so shoki shoki shonbolo dey take start, you just dey take style toast men for nairaland,i pity your toto,_{you go hear weeeeeeeeeeeeeen}

Since men have decided to marry more than one wife without anyone kicking against it,i strongly propose that women should be allowed and be free to marry more than one husband at a time, afterall WHAT IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER IS GOOD FOR THE GEESE. _{MAKE WE COME SEE WHO THE THING GO PAIN PASS}

IFELEKE:
soki soki ke?
awon wo niyen? argent se o mo won? tu asiri oo

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ara ti bere si ni fu awon omo ijo shokishoki

argent:
E mi ke, pervert naa lo ma wa so awon oni shokishombolo

se o fe so pe iwo ati bobo ye o ki nba ara yi fa ni corner ni?

@ poster,why does you want us to takes the sing from the back?you be original ashawo,you want everybody to knows that you likes and enjoying doing kini kan from the back.Anyways it is not all of us that liking to does the thing from the back,some of us loves it from the front and even in our mouth

E gbo na eyin eyan mi, awon wo lo go out pelu ara won ni yoruba site yi? tani o romance who?tani o toast who?tani o ti funra won loyun ni site yoruba yi?tani o plan lati marry who?tani o nseju si who?above all tani o do{fok} who? abi e kan ma wa sori ibi lasan ni?e ni action tabi plan kankan latimove on to the next level lori site yi,e wo oro yin ti nsu mi nibi o,the same dry talk leyan kan ka ni ibi bayi every day,e je ka spice e up jo.ewo le se?i know say some people pipu dey do shoki shoki in and outside this place,very soon i go relase their asiri.

For now e bere si ni ju oko{stones} lu mi,but e ma gbagbe awon kuestions ti mo bere lowon yin o     Oodua obo a gbe wa o.

tell me which girl no be prostitute for naija these days? _{before then define prostitution?}

C2H5OH:
Dating someone that has nothing to offer. What a waste. I wouldn't date anyone that doesn't have anything to offer me.

especially prick

patwhizkid:
U don spoil

na wetin?abi your friends in the evil forest don dey disturb you?