₦airaland Forum

cleric:
go to the nearest branch

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo,go chop fire first

tubabie:
Abeg you peeps enjoy o!

you are everywhere looking for who to initiate this place is imcomplete without you _{iwo gangan leyo iwo gangan laje}

tubabie:
Hmm, Omaa se o! smh

e tun ti sawa sibi sebi ilu awon eleye le wa some mins ago, e sa nfo kakiri ni nairaland e nwa eni te ma mu wegbe lose yi,iya wa mo ki yin o,e jowo nibo lati ma se ipade ni ola se labe igi osan ni abi labe igi ogede abi labe yin ni a ti ma se ipade,mo prefer pe ka se ipade labe yin nitori asiko otutu lawa yi

ifyalways:
. . . .hawking gala and la casera.

eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,see wetin all dis moderators don do to the guy ,so na who get nairaland now?

while men love free toto

tubabie:
You really are a winch?

@PERVERT9
Dont come back to that yoruba thread with your familiar spirits !! You need deliverance

hmmmmmmmmmmmm,you just dey take style dey look for me for everywhere,na wa for you.You talk say you no be winch yet you dey coem here pase pase,the thing no dey sweet you yet you dey munch am every second na wa for you tubabie  tubrasier .Anyway me i no dey do wid you,i no wan make you contaminate my spiritual power

Ogaga4Luv:
,as for the old witches and wizard i personally would be holding a crucial meet up, @ our Coven this night gathering,advicing and conselling for advancements in operation's,incase of enenies attack-they never win us,.

as your lordship pleases

platinumnk:
Nope.

Im just curious.

curiousity kills the cat   mugu

tubabie:
Ori e ti daru finally!!
Mo ti so fun e nipe mio se egbe omo esu kan kan, omo imole ni emi n se! Ipade ko, Ipade ni
Maa fun e ni imoran pe ko jawo lapon tio yoo, kuro ninu egbe aje ti o wa yen.
Ma de try lati fi style fa Toyosi, Ifeleke ati Debosky sinu egbe yin,am sure their answer is No

iya wa pelu gbogbo eje to kun enu yin yi le nparo pe e ki nse omo egbe awon eleye hawuuuuuuuuuuuu,iro o fit eny yin o,iya ajo de la npe yin,nibo lewa lago meji oru ana,sebi abe igi ogede adugbo yin leti pade lana,e sa ma gbagbe lati wa fun meeting lale ola o iya mi mo gbedi o amo e mo je kidi mi faya o

topsy25:
Pafaati, ronu piwada nitoripe ijoba orun ku si dede

tey tey wey i dey hear dat give me anoda tune jo

eponleke bawo ni se o wa,mo ri careless letter ti iyawo to wa loko ni abule yin nibi kan leni,ti o ko ba mind ma send leta na si e,but plsssssssssssssssssss,ma paro nibi bayi pe o ni iyawo ni abule yin o,mo promise pe mi ko ni so fun toyosi, tubabie tubrasier ati awon other ladies ni nairaland awo mi nie now i promise not to told anyone

amarilo:
Terry's Mum and In-Law Cautioned for Shop Lifting, this is a dis-grace for the family and JT. I mean there is enuff money for any of her need. So i dont see any sense in her doing such.
http://goldkornmoney..com/

the more reason why jt should go to man city to make more money for dear mama



C H E L S E A S T I N K S

Naturez:
When season start una eye go shine na as usual. Keep hating man U,Red Devil remains the Boss of England n King of Europe.

abeg told dem jare _{dem go gba dem go take}

yes oooooooooooooooooooo
so wot do we do to dem old one

galatico:
Baby Girl you're full of shit!!!

no wonder dis place dey smell

sexyLeamon:
yes am one and I can write and talk STUPID!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm na wa o

sesman:
i forgive you sexy, am not hurt by it ,

next time dont post topics derogatory towards men ok, capiche [quote author=sexyLeamon link=topic=295772.msg4198805#msg4198805 date=1247758098]you guys will seriously kill me with this topic it wasn't intended to hurt anyone.

it was meant to hurt dogs abi?

Vuitton:
This is below the belt

Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me>
SexyLeamon why naa

gbam

sexyLeamon:
u will break my head? or the sky will break? which one?

all of the above[/quote]soft landing i hope it wont be the beginning of another thing

just like broken plate is beta dan broken heart

anoda nairaland lust love ko lock ni _{love my foot}

ashala:
Na broom una de use fly

no na prik we dey take fly _mumu

sexyLeamon:
shutup before i come for u tonight offcourse am a witch

may i come wid you i guess 3 is not going 2 be a crowd

sexyLeamon:
i am no witch

see your mouth your own pass winch

na wa o,why he come be say na only bad bad thing people dey take remember this prophet mohammed?una sure say this man na real prophet of God abi na jeko jeko prophet _{chop and clean mouth prophet}

BlueDiva:
Oh dear!!!
Sister, you shot yourself in the foot with this post.

madam blue abi na sister blue abeg told her

eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,jt is leaving stamford stanfok bridge






I H A T E C H E L S E A

se ki kibo?

se o ti wole dada

se o nta e ni

se ki fayo

se o ngbdun

yeeeeeeeee ma fayo o

tubabie:
#
Otun ti de bi? okunrin to n se so.

iya gbogbo wa,iya egbe ase eyin na ma wa si ibi bayi?
e ma binu pe e ko rimi ninu ipade yin lale ana,mo lo si church ni o ana ni a se iso oru,amo mo gbo pe toyosi,eponleke,debosky ati awon omo egbe yoku dan nkan wo loru ana .

IYA MI MO GBEDI FUN YIN O _{e mo je kidi mi faya sa o,nitoripe e dangerous gidi gan ni}

TOYOSI20:
Ehen, niboni Dayokanu wa?? . . . .and Mr Farotika himself , i need to brush up on ma yoruba oo, LOL!!

come to my bedroom and lets start with a aja b bata d doje o oko o obo and from there we shall begin to speak in tongues o sa mo ru e

topsy25:
pafaatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! Obo maa npaayan

express road ta gba waye niye now so ko pa gbogbo wa den ;

eponleke sorry mo mean ifeleke,mo gbo pe o lo si meeting awon oso ati aje loru ana se loto ni,toyosi ati debosky lo so fun mi pe awon ri e ni meeting won lana won deni o mu "sobo"{blood} gidi gan ni,se looto ni,haaaaaaa o ga o

sexyLeamon:
keep barking

damn she is madly in love with dogs

sexyLeamon:
who is your love? please after insulting me

hmmmmmmmmmmmm,she don dey cool down

sexyLeamon:
so can u please leave me alone now?

now she is on her knees begging _{for it}

charles316:
will never forget this thread.

i think sexy leamon is d most stupid nairalander.

gbam

Kelvinj:
Better! datz more like u, coz i've dis feelin dat ur a nice lady. Hope am correct?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm,he be like say another thing wan enter _{toasting wan start}

TheSeeker:
MrBrownJay, I will have to disagree on this one. How could this be a joke? This is insulting. I don't know if I should insult or her just ignore but I am very sure she was SICK when she posted this. I don't blame some guy who posted the other day that Nairaland girls are jobless and idlers. This just a perfect sample of them

gbam true talk

swift1:
Please who has Samsung dual sim phone casing for sale.

he be like say this winch don dey kolo

ladygaga:
@pervert9
looooooool


wai a minute , are u guys kidding meeeeeee,

am scared olredii, what?

dats the spirit to put fear in little kids on the block _{you better run to mummy} 

Nezan:
I vote for this thread to be locked

i vote that the witches and wizards on this land descend on you

hilli666:
We are in Nigeria, we don't vote. We either rig elections or take power by force. None of which you can do here. My advice to you is "Sharrap ya mouth" Before I turn u to bonga fish.

no mind the mumu him be  jjc for naija _{ko ti damo}

@poster why the question?he be like say death don dey hungry you? abeg wen you finally go helep me greet MKO ABIOLA,tell m say i miss him money o

platinumnk:
i know But seriously I would thing to be feared. I have a taste for vengance at times, and Im not afraid to show it.

If I had powers I would show them something, but then again, those powers are undeveolped. Because I can sense things highly. Some ppl have called me physic (sp??) before. Maybe . . . I have seen things in my future (light flashbulbs) and i wont understand what it is until they come to pass. Maybe my talent is way underdevloped , and it should be, because if i get ahold of some real knowledge. . . . . some ppl better stay indoors.

Because I wont be nice.
I dont post names hon, they know themselves.

no babe all i have is luff for u

sings
love me jeje love me tender {7ce}

Naturez:
You are indeed a funny crew. Why dont you move forward to North Korea and do some meetings there? They gat fresh "Akaras" to serve you with.

na north korea we go do our next general meeting,blood go flow well well for there

sexyLeamon:
plati how can you love PERVERT9?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,jealousy
sings
sexyleamon jealous me
sexyleamon jealous me
sexyleamon jealous me because of my plati
make you no mind am
make you no mind am
make you no mind am
na yeye dey worry am

platinumnk:
ha, how can u not love ur fellow man?

abeg told dem

its time i start my own church business

Naturez:
Abeg make una give me the addy to una meeting place, I wan send some of my friends come from[b] middle east[/b]. (Hope una know what that means)? They go come BOMB BLAST una heads comot.

leave matter na there we hold our last meeting blood plenty there well well and dem blood sweet no be small

platinumnk:
nah. . . if I was someppl on NL would be dead by now

including me?

FL Gators:
all that christian and islam na fake fake

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  _{no let baba Adeboye catch you o,abi you wan die?}

platinumnk:
and to think, some ppl are really serious on this thread

you beong dey think say na yoke before/no be yoke o,na serious matter

sexyLeamon:
ah this is getting interesting

which one?the Mouth Action or the

Pastor AIO:
;Dhahahahahahahha

e be like say nairaland don progress from christian to atheist to islam and finally to witchcraft. step by step.

now the place is better,bigger,stronger and livelier than before _{now no more dull moment}

Gabry:
nahhh he is around alright. The last time I saw him was when he was poking me on FB
[b][/b]

pls can i come for the poking too?

[quote author=k-aina link=topic=294063.msg4180613#msg4180613 date=1247514139]Apparently, a lot has happened here since I left 4 Igbo Irunmole!!!
but we certainly can not allow a bunch of nitwits to come and disturb our peaceful gathering in this fora exclusively for certified witches, afterall our people say
" t'omode ba de ibi eru, eru a ba" (when a child reaches a scary place, fear go catch am)
"Owo orisha la fi n wo afin"  (its with godly revence that we enter throne room)
Omo to ba fi oju di oro, oro a gbe!!! (The child that defies the Oro will be consumed by the Oro).

Usually I ought not interprete, but I want all those impostors out there to read this and know that they are toying with fire before i invoke a tripple combination of SHANGO, SHOKPONNA, AND OGUN on their head.
"Abo oro l'a n so fun omo'luwabi" [half word (not even a word) is enough for the wise][/quote]akika
           
            bawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

now who no know go know,who no sabi go sabi

bandely:
lol, have I asked for a membership officially?

no lol too much o,else your mouth go tear,this one no be child play o,go wait for us for your house we go visit you tonight _{next winch plsssssssssssssssss}[quote author=Abu-Maryam link=topic=294063.msg4180675#msg4180675 date=1247514790]WITCHES AND WIZARDs. lol!
If u suck the blood finish me na the skull i want.[/quote] hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,i fear this winch o,your own na from the womb,i doesnt need to welcomes you,na you be baba, _{next winch plssssssssss}

bandely:
[b]How did this mage the Front Page :[/b]o
Na wa ooooooooooo.

Anyway, I hail oooooooooooooooo

when we tolded you that we were  the salt and peper of the world you refusing to beleiving us,now you nose better,welcome to our world  _{next winch plsssssssssssssssssssssss}sssssss

OutlukBabe:
I wonder what the female things about the male Dog!!!
I wonder what the male Dog thing of the female Dog!!!

All of them are cheat,

is you talking from experience?

platinumnk:


iWONT DIE FROM NL I JUST WONT

HOW DID THIS GET ON THE FRONT PAGE!!

SEAN NA SPOIL O

sings
dem don dey come one by one dem don dey come

all the winch dem don dey come one by one

_{next winch plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss}