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I studied computing with it mangement, in university of gluocestershire, 2010, to which l didn't finish, we were the last set the gave 2yrs post study work visa, in school l was trying to get ccna certified which placed me at a salary of 28k per yr compared to 24k masters degree. The truth, is that canada is the ideal place if you have a canadian phd certificate you can get you citizenship in no time, and quit being dependent on your parent, have a plan. Also check out www.cic.gc.ca to find out the requirements of becoming a canadian citizen. America is had to get visa even if you have all requirement, and getting stay isnt easy either, unless you marry a citizen, but if you go to canada you can save your self this stress. Another good place is australia. Speaking more about canada, you can enter a lot of country with a canadian passport, america and britian inclusive
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Yes you can master of philosophy, though closer to a phd can be gotten without a master of science degree, as any lecturer

Dear nairalanders,

l'll paste the remaining 15 jokes at my convinence, but if l get numerous posts urging me to continue, what will l do than to fulfil you wish. So start posting your request for the continuation of the thread

If it is not zuze, then l'll baff naked

If it is not zuze, then l will baff naked!

Baby you are like a student and l'm like a maths book, you solve all my problems

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world

And now for the season finale of a timid guy's first step to a successful first date. Your comment is appreciated to make the next season even better

Definately zuze.../***applause***/ (oh thank you, thank you, l'm so inteligent)

Pls my friend, can you send me the pdf reader as well for my nokia X2-01, l downloaded on from the ovi store put it can't open pdf doc

Guy: Baby, do you know what you do to me
Girl: What
Guy: You turn my software int hardware

Guy: Do you work for NASA
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Because you are out of this world!

Guy: Baby mind if l use your phone
Girl: why?
Guy:my mum told me to call her, when l find the woman of my dreams

Guy: Baby, you must be a broom
Girl: How?
Guy: Because you just swept me off my feet

Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?

Hey baby, l think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.

My d**k just died. Would you mind if l buried it in your a**

Guy: Baby, your face reminds me of a wrench
Girl: how?
Guy:everytime l think of you, my nuts tighten.

Guy: Hi, do you want to have children
Girl: No!
Guy: ok, can we practice then

If l flip a coin, what are my chances of getting a head

What did sergent d**k say to corporal con.dom? "cover me, l am coming in!

My broda, l too am jobless, that why l've resulted to comming to nairaland a lot, just have focus it can be rough, get a masters here in nigeria then go to canada an do your phd, then your life can turn around when the grant you citizenship. That my lan, some one promised me minstry job next year, which am waiting for, once l get it l start, how ever small. Takia

@valiantvaliant you are right oh! I was told the same thing

was anybody told that stars were fire-flies that flew up into the sky. The same thing was even said in Lion King, please shed more light

Am sure it is all this new china phones that don't use adaptor that you plug directly into the ac mains

A place you can hang-out with free MB from your network provider until you get a job

Dear nairalanders

l didn't know the view would surge, please i promise to reproduce the content in the joke section with a new title, check out my other current works

https://www.nairaland.com/1120592/keeping-up-comedian-season-1

https://www.nairaland.com/1121128/timid-guys-first-step-successful