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My broda , if l were in their shoe, witha phd, l would have immigrated to canada. Seriously

Finally, before you jump and open a thread make sure there is no extant thread already.

People are discussion what you are say and they are all robbing mind, and you are here alone

by the grace of God l will be called for the 65k work with or without interview

Judging from the fact the asked for HSE competence certificate, l would say its a scam since to procure this would cost you around N70,000

Is this not the phillips consultant that requested for teller and everybody applied. Now they are calling you and you are running, why didn't you go, how many recruitment firms make out time to call you. Better still why couldn't you direct your question to the woman or call them back abi they hide number? Gullability and nairalanders are synonymous

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

Dear nairalanders

Please take this joke one at a time as the are two sizzling to be rushed
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A caribean father was nursing his pregnant wife, when her water broke. On getting to the hospital unfortunately electricity seized and the had to resolve to a battery-powered lamp. When it was time to deliver the baby the doctor gave the lamp to the father. He (doctor) now said, NOW TAKE IT UP, TAKE IT UP. Doctor to the father "you are now a proud father of a boucing baby boy. Moments later, NOW TAKE IT UP, TAKE IT UP, the doctor said once again to the father. "you are a proud father of another boucing baby boy". Then again NOW TAKE IT UP, TAKE IT UP, see you are a proud father of yet another bouncing baby boy. The caribean father was getting uneasy only to hear NOW TAKE IT UP, TAKE IT UP yet again and another baby boy was delivered. The doctor then tald the father for a fifth time NOW TAKE IT UP, TAKE IT UP, but the father told the doctor "No man, me take away the light, maybe the light is attracting them babies!

Look at this one, he's too afraid to post anything...if l get you

Chibuzor okonkwo, we've heard you several times stop making a fuss out of this

you don't even strike me as a serious devotee

You would be white as snow ;DYou would be white as snow

Even in america, ppl smoke medical marijuana

Jobless

Pick up a copy of glories of Mary, you can find it in any catholic bookshop and go through evidences about mary, from even non-christains

I will tell you a story which you can google to verify its authenticity

a man now st augustine didn't believe in the trinity, but as a devout and pious man he wasn't rash in his judgement as many christains are concerning the things of God so he prayed for enlightement.

On day walking on a beach, he saw a young boy with a spoon in this hand. The boy would repeatedly go to the ocean, get ocean water in is spoon then pour the ocean water into a small hole he dug by the beach. Saint augustine who has being watching the boy came up worried to him and asked him "young man what are you trying to do?" the boy still carrying on with his task replied the saint " l want to empty the entire ocean into this small hole!". The saint said to him "that it is IMPOSSIBLE! To do that" then the boy who had very turned to look at saint augustine turned and told him "how then do you expect to understand the mystery of the blessed trinity" and disappered.

Virgin l love you save souls

In my own opinion i would say you don't understand the power of intersection. Jesus christ is Lord and redeemer, but mother mary, even saints have the power to interscede on our behalf. Miracles rarely happen but they do happen and l just experienced one lately. Pick up a copy of Glories of mary by alponsun ligori and read about true life act of mary in the life of people. I know this division exist in the catholic church but for you to break away; well is you choice. Some have disposition to mary eg st simon stock, alposus ligori some have disposition to jesus eg st fransis of assis, padre pio some have disposition to the trinity eg st teresaof avila and sent john of the cross. Miracles do happen through mary and i experienced on lately

Am still optimisticas l applied late ;tough the vacancy came out first on www.nigerianbestforum.com on the 15th of nov

Please l'm interested in engineering and manufacturing (332) my email is peter_ugo_obi@yahoo.com and mobile is 08124080250

It could be AIDS!...if not try heavy attesuate like halfan which goes for N2000

[color=#990000][/color] i admirer you openess in this matter, lovepeddlers are very affordable, a friend told me of a place you can getsome for N1000 some even N500 for a quickie, now consider you gf whom you would give transport money to and fro say 2k and you have to rent a room when your abode isn't availiable say 1k for just one hour, you do the maths know which is cheaper.
I know someone who patronized love peddlers because he has no job and sees roughly 2k monthly, and so can't maintain even himself not talk of a gf.
That said relationships is about give and take, which you can't learn if you go to prostitutes not to mention that most 90% are uncouth and rude,sometimes you want sometime you partners says no you just have to leave with it.and not pay your way to get MouthAction.
Secondly, this has lead to many failed relationship, YOU MUST GIVE A WOMAN ORGASM OR SHE WILL LEAVE YOU!...love peddlers don't care, as long as you ejaculate and get off
a lot can be said about lovepeddlers that you give someone phd. I my opinion if you go to love peddlers because you cant afford the financial constrants of having a gf , and want to relieve your sexual tension before you rape someone and is humilated publicly, it is understandable, but you do it because you gf doesnt satisfy a particular fetish of yours, then there's a problem. The truth is just any thing you can concieve, there is someone who wants to try it out.if you are matured the end justifies the means here

Its a pity as far as i know the law states you can only work during your first months in your school i.e univerisities and outside school after the six months have elapsed am i disbelief since these are univerisity student who have on campus work unlike college students who have to wait for the six months to elapse to get off campuse work

i know what would pain them the most is their losing their chance of getting permenet residence

china still make the cheapest cars it is only a matter of time before someone expoits that niche.he may have ruggedity going for him now,but it is only a matter of time before the produce even rugged carp that are also affordable. Yes the high customs duty may be a "barrier-to-entry" for potential chinese company. But the can leverage by importing more cars at a time and achieve what economist term economics-of-scale;which distributes the cost over many product making the effect lesser.

On a second note, l see him staying in business for a very long time, since the closet alternative is still out of reach for most of the populace

His greatest weakness is propable durability,which can be managed with good R&

To be honest l aggree with BBC, the market is extremely rich. I won't be suprise if this man ranks top 50 richest Africa in the near future,since majority of kenya can't even aford second hand car thus fall into is target market

"He" that was in the mad man was greater than "He" that was in the pastor.

l know men who genuinely impregnate their women before their wedding;to be sure their woman can procreate...l'll take your side be wise,do what is in your power to make sure that you are not SCAMMED in anyway;medical test and all what not...to side the woman...do the tradition(which would prove to here that you love her) and if she still refuses RUN!

i will say hummer as boko haram would start terrorizing people on the road;so you need 2 be bulletproof!

love should be kept aside...l know how hard it is to get a good job...seriously babe its not easy...if you are one bring home the money then by all means quit the marriage,it your husband is bouyant enough to take care of you and himself,relocate,love him the more and work hard towards getting another job...l would have said shuttle btw lagos and abuja, but that wouldn't be easy as you folks are newly wed and would like 2 spend alot of time 2gether,not to talk about possible air disaster, which one may be involved in...ln my mind l would say quit the married as l see it your man is financially strong...or he should locate to lagos,if you geniunly love him, and realise that your failure or success is his and vice versa.

scammers!...you want people to give yot their email details unknowingly

most jobs on jobberman are marketing job,in fact to job which l have now, l got from the site.it is better than nigerianbestforum and even joblist or the dead naijahotjob...since the begining of the year l've attended 5 interviews,landed my present job,without anybody writing my cv,look out 4 entry position job you will get one.the secret is to have g GPRS enabled phone;so you can quickly view jobs as the come out,then quickly run 2 the cafe and apply. If you do this the would call yot within 2wks...best of luck