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na jealousy go kill you.
the baby is even yawning and laughing at the same time.

If names of food ar 2 b put infront of our names such as
fufufemi, ewayemi, ebadamola, akpuchinedu, tuwoamina, dodopelumi e.t.c. what wil your name b

jude33084: Naija go better one day, what tense is it?

Future impossible tense

**rolling on the flow laffing uncontrollably**

Guy u dey swear for naija ney? U must be a cameronean, i don't think you ar from this country?


future impossible tense? Haba u harsh oh

dis guy no be from naija?
Dis guy no be from naija.
Dis guy na from cameroun?
Dis guy na from cameroun.
Dis guy smoke weed?
Dis guy smoke weed.

mrrock: @petokey
No, I was addressing someone else, please check page 1 and 2 you will understand.

k

masperano: Pls wat is d meaning of this! In as much I aint an active nairalander threads like dis futher discourages me frm being active on nairaland! Mr seun sir whoever is d moderator dat brought dis thread to front page should b queried.However I will like to appreciate some moderators who are painstakingly doing dat job without any iota of unprofessionalism! Dis sir is my humble submission

thank u sir mr lawyer, we don hear.

[quote author=mxxpunkxx!]Then i guess your mother never taught you well . . as she was busy hooking all nite long[/quote]Na u get ur mouth?
Na u get ur mouth.
Ur mouth go kill u?
Ur mouth go kill u?
U b mumu?
U b mumu.

mrrock: He is coming?. Is not a good English.

Mind you we are discussing pigin english(naija language) here. So all you professor of linguistic as claimed please leave us with our naija slangs.

ijebabe: That's one hell of a task! My right index finger will never be the same

i dnt undastnd

RantAlin: Na lie! It all depends on the person responding.


Example;

.....
"Eba dey?".... "Yes e dey, you want am?"
"OP dey craze?" ... "I no fit know o, but e be like sey the guy for use yaba left well" ....
Now tell me where you got your silly idea that question and answer are same in pidgin!

Na creativity

vocalprince: yam dey? Yam dey. Op dey mad? Op dey mad. Thank you.

Q> vocalprince dey craze?
A> vocalprince dey craze.
Q> He chop winch?
A> He chop winch oh.

Eze Promoe: Counter-topic

[color=scarlet]Nigerian ladies, what if he's not rich

To all the
Nigerian ladies out
there, the fact
that he's not
rich and has
nothing doing to show for his hardwork does
not make him
any less of a
man without
any iota of
diligence
whatsoever, i
believe so many
nigerian ladies
or particularly
the african one
places too much
emphasis on
whether a
man is
rich or not.
There are some
self-proclaimed
rich men and
sometimes you
have to wonder
if this "richman" has been smoking
the biggest blunt
of them all,
because his
actions and
manner of approach speak
otherwise, and
then there are
some men
who aren't
rich and you
have to wonder
whether he's
lying to save
money or just
ashamed of his wealth.
Nigerian ladies
and women
what i'm trying
to say is people
change, as the
saying goes the
only thing
constant in this
life is change.
People change all
the time, just
because he's
had not so
pleasant financial status
doesn't
necessarily
mean he can't
be a good husband
and can't be
responsible like
most ladies want
in their men,
in a scenario
where you meet
a man, end up
liking him and
he confidently
tells you he
has no money
judgement upon
this man
starts almost
immediately,
"he's a poor man" "i
can't marry a
poor/trying man" as if you yourselves all came from rich family i
beg, As if being a
rich man will buy true love or keep the
marriage sacred
and holy, ladies so try and
be nice, i love all
people rich men or
trying men, we
are all people
with a human
soul! Thanks[/color]

thank u very much. Now let me see what they will comment.

Eze Promoe: Counter-topic

[color=scarlet]Nigerian ladies, what if he's not rich

To all the
Nigerian ladies out
there, the fact
that he's not
rich and has
nothing doing to show for his hardwork does
not make him
any less of a
man without
any iota of
diligence
whatsoever, i
believe so many
nigerian ladies
or particularly
the african one
places too much
emphasis on
whether a
man is
rich or not.
There are some
self-proclaimed
rich men and
sometimes you
have to wonder
if this "richman" has been smoking
the biggest blunt
of them all,
because his
actions and
manner of approach speak
otherwise, and
then there are
some men
who aren't
rich and you
have to wonder
whether he's
lying to save
money or just
ashamed of his wealth.
Nigerian ladies
and women
what i'm trying
to say is people
change, as the
saying goes the
only thing
constant in this
life is change.
People change all
the time, just
because he's
had not so
pleasant financial status
doesn't
necessarily
mean he can't
be a good husband
and can't be
responsible like
most ladies want
in their men,
in a scenario
where you meet
a man, end up
liking him and
he confidently
tells you he
has no money
judgement upon
this man
starts almost
immediately,
"he's a poor man" "i
can't marry a
poor/trying man" as if you yourselves all came from rich family i
beg, As if being a
rich man will buy true love or keep the
marriage sacred
and holy, ladies so try and
be nice, i love all
people rich men or
trying men, we
are all people
with a human
soul! Thanks[/color]

thank u very much. Now let me see what they will comment.

nikkyshyne: Because you dey ask waec question. Mtschew.

but waec question get answer nah.

Coolval222: So na here you dey?

my broda, am just kooling off.

joeydozzy: your view as I see it is pointless and what else do you think I was talking about. you can't just come here chastising the female non-virgins and not doing the same to your gender. Its barbaric

i know ur type, u ar just trying to win favour frm d ladies. Keep it up. The truth they say is bitter.

ogugua88: I blame women sha. If they started marrying virgin men, 98.2% of the male population for Naija would never wed.

You know u aint telling urself the truth. How wil you know if a guy is not a virgin? Please i should not be misunderstood, aside sentiment, when u look at life generally, u wil know that life has not been fair to the female gender. I hav no choice than to say am proud to be a male and lucky as well. So ladies protect ur pride and we will give u ur respect.

joeydozzy: so you believe girls useless themselves when they sleep with men? what of the guys who patronize hookers, love one night stands and brag about their conquests? stop this shitt, you sound like a lost cause

please don't join me with nairaland girls this night oh! I did not generalise mind u. I said non-virgins. And it seems u ar taking things personal don't be annoyed, am just exercising my civic right by giving my own view.

U want the guys to give non-virgins a chance.
But y can't the non-virgins protect and guide their dignity in the first place. Not after uselessing urself, u come back shedding crocodie tears pleading for consideration. I believe guys are now wise up so am sorry, if you ar not a virgin ur value immediately reduces at the marriage stock exchange, QED