The two major reasons why i can turn my wife down wen demanding for lovemaking are:
1. Wen she offended me and she has not admitted that she has done something wrong. So instead of fighting or shouting with her, i'll just not answer her on bed;
2. When i'd work all day and i'm tired.

I remember d FMFY house we dey live before, wen all d women will be fighting on whose turn to sweep the floor of d house. But wen dis was getting too much, d Landlady then decide dat each family should be sweeping d floor each week. But upon all these, these people still fight dat. I, being a small boy then will just be making jest of these women, including my mother. Wat a kind life women dey live.

Water has been identified as human best friend ever. So take much water to help in improving ur health.

Life is really short! No matter how long u live on dis earth, u'll live much longer in Heaven/hell. So live ur life wisely while u're still a sojourner on this earth.

Wow! Wow!! Wow!!! Face-Me-Face-U. Wen i was still in secondary school, i lived with a family. This family will only prepare stew once a week, with varieties like Shawa fish, 'Ponmo', meat, 'wara malu' all in d same pot. But this stew can finished any day of d week, even monday or tuesday, depending on d types of food prepared. But wat suprised me about this family is dat, d father can eat four meats at once, and also eat some maybe wen going to bathroom, or just coming from somewhere, but d wife and d children dear not eat more dan one meat and must not even av a bite any other time of d day. Even, sometimes, wen there is no much meat in d stew, d father will prefer eating meats only, while d children with eat no meat. This man is very stingy

This is mostly for girls! Girls BEWARE!! Guys also take note of this!!!

free2ryhme: If your ex sends u an sms saying"u will never find someone like me again" wat would be yo response in 5 seconds

Well! It's true cos two people can't av similar character

Pastor Kun:

Christians are not under any obligation to tithe in the first instance talkless of a student. The way tithes is preached today is at best a fraudulent manipulation of scripture. You may wish to read deut 14:22-29 to learn more about how God defined his tithes and compare to the version preached in churches today. That aside tithing was brought to an end for new covenant christians, you may wish to read Hebrews 7:5-19 in context and you would see were tithing was brought to and end for believers. special emphasis should be put on verse 5,11,12 & 18 when reading that scripture to get the message. God bless you as you read.

Indeed u're a pastor. If u're not into pastoral work, u better start now

Joagbaje:

Every worshipper of God ought to honor God with tithe. Wise parents even pay tithe on behalf of the little babies

Are u now saying those that do not pay tithe on behalf of thier children are fools?

Valto: so people don mumu reach to even pay tithe on their school fees... how then are u going to complete it and pay the school fees

Don't mind them! They will go steal from GTBank

There are many non-graduates who are making it out there, but d difference between a graduate and non-graduate is very wide. There is great probability dat a 3rd class graduate will be employed b4 a 1st class graduate, cos it's ur brain u'll use to work not ur 'Pali' and a 1st class will be dictating his wage for d employer

Hmmmm

greatgod2012: Heeeehee.........LWKMD...... Nairalanders!!!
Your friend want to share his dad's bed and you want us to advise him, so, what type of advice do you want o?......... smh.........
@op, are you sure you are not d one, because, i think you already know what to tell him....... hhhhhmmmmm, nairalanders no go kill me with some "kain kwensions" dem dey ask....... abeg.....im out!

No o o o ! I'm not d one o. The is problem dat i've tried to advised him, but he won't listen. Dat's why i brought it here

Great

U may be wondering i tagged this "Sexual Advice". This is a story of one of my primary school mate dat we've lost contact since we finished our primary school education, but as fate has it, we met late last month. So we were discussing how life has being treating us. He, then, told me dat he lost her mother wen he entered secondary school i.e 12yrs ago, but his father latter remarried in 2007. But since he entered into higher institution, his step mother has being eyeing him for sex. And according to wat he told me, he can sense dat this his step-mother is having extra marital affairs. Although, himself has not been having sex regularly, and wish to take dis advantage to be having sex with his stepmother whenever his father is not around. Meanwhile, his father is a business man, who use to travel at least for four days a week. According to him, he said wen ever dis woman is attempting to eye him, he will avoid her gaze. He also said that most of the time, this woman will be gazing at his shorts. As he told me, he said he'll av gone for her, but is considering wat will be d end result, wen his father latter know about it. Will he be happy with him? Will he reject him as son? Will he divorce d stepmother? Or wat will happened ? This is why I called it "Sexual Advice", that u should please help me in advising him.

Very compulsory cos u're going for a white scholar job and moreover d workers u're going to meet there will also be on suit. So y won't u put on suit.

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2face Idibia's African Queen all the way

Amen! Nice one

Great work

I'm not surprise! Cos wen Jesus was still on earth, He told us to be watchful and be prayerful! Dat wen d end time shall come many will come with the Name of God saying they are God.

yvonnechi: Bin a virgin doesn't make her a good wife material....luk at d character,personality etc of a lady and not just d pu**y.
After u dun burst d hymen wat next!??

Abi o

I can't marry a virgin cos after disvirgining her after our marriage, she'll be open to d sweetness of sex, which i may not be available all the time to give her, which may prompt her to go for sex outside d marriage, which can later be dangerous for me.

Nothing is bad in marrying a virgin, but if a girl tells me dat she is a virgin, i'll prefer to disvirgin her right on spot, cos if i marry her and latter discover dat she is not virgin, she'll leave me with no choice than to divorce her.

Se u na wan kill person? If u can write all these in just a single trend, what will be inside d book that will be launched on his birthday. Omo! No be play o! To be a successful man, no be a day job, but an everlasting enjoyment dey there o! Make all of u na 'tepa mo se' (take works with all seriousness) o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o

chaircover:

Thats easy!!! most kids learn by watching you their parents. If you dont beg or keep on asking for favours from people all the time and you keep on drumming it into them the importance of hard work and being self sufficient, then they will get into the habit of being content with what they have no matter how little.

Nice one

[quote author=Osumare2013]Here's a list of Biblical names and their respective meanings. So that the next time you wanna name a child, you'll be aware of the meaning before giving such child a name. Enjoy!

BIBLICAL NAMES FOR BOYS

Aaron (Hebrew) - Ex. 4:14 - a teacher; lofty; mountain of strength.
Abel (Hebrew) - Gen. 4:2 - vanity; breath; vapor.
Abiathar (Hebrew) - 1 Sam. 22:20 - excellent father; father of the remnant.
Abihu (Hebrew) - Ex. 6:22 - he is my father.
Abijah (Hebrew) - 1 Chron. 7:8 - the Lord is my father.
Abner (Hebrew) - 1 Sam. 14:50 - father of light.
Abraham (Hebrew) - Gen.17:5 - father of a great multitude.
Abram (Hebrew) - Gen. 11:27 - high father; exaltedfather.
Absolom (Hebrew) - 1 Kings 15:2 - father of peace.
Adam (Hebrew) - Gen. 3:17 - earthy; red.
Adonijah (Hebrew) - 2 Sam. 3:4 - the Lord is my master.
Alexander (Greek) - Mark 15:21 - one who assists men; defender of men.
Amaziah (Hebrew) - 2 Kings 12:21 - the strength ofthe Lord.
Amos (Hebrew) - Amos 1:1 - loading; weighty.
Ananias (Greek, from Hebrew) - Acts 5:1 - the cloudof the Lord.
Andrew (Greek) - Matt. 4:18 - a strong man.
Apollos (Greek) - Acts 18:24 - one who destroys; destroyer.
Aquila (Latin) - Acts 18:2 - an eagle.
Asa (Hebrew) - 1 Kings 15:9 - physician; cure.
Asaph (Hebrew) - 1 Chron. 6:39 - who gathers together.
Asher (Hebrew) - Gen. 30:13 - happiness.
Azariah (Hebrew) - 1 Kings 4:2 - he that hears the Lord.
Bible Names start with B (m)
Barak (Hebrew) - Judges 4:6 - thunder, or in vain.
Barnabas (Greek, Aramaic) - Acts 4:36 - son of the prophet, or of consolation.
Bartholomew (Aramaic) - Matt. 10:3 - a son that suspends the waters.
Baruch (Hebrew) - Neh. 3:20 - who is blessed.
Benaiah (Hebrew) - 2 Sam. 8:18 - son of the Lord.
Benjamin (Hebrew) - Gen. 35:18 - son of the right hand.
Bildad (Hebrew) - Job 2:11 - old friendship.
Boaz (Hebrew) - Ruth 2:1 - in strength.
Bible Names start with C (m)
Cain (Hebrew) - Gen. 4:1 - possession, or possessed.
Caleb (Hebrew) - Num. 13:6 - a dog; a crow; a basket.
Christian (Greek) - Acts 11:26 - follower of Christ.
Claudius (Latin) - Acts 11:28 - lame.
Cornelius (Latin) - Acts 10:1 - of a horn.
Bible Names start with D (m)
Dan (Hebrew) - Gen. 14:14 - judgment; he that judges.
Daniel (Hebrew) - 1 Chron. 3:1 - judgment of God; God my judge.
David (Hebrew) - 1 Sam. 16:13 - well-beloved, dear.
Demetrius (Greek) - Acts 19:24 - belonging to corn,or to Ceres.
Bible Names start with E (m)
Ebenezer (Hebrew) - 1 Sam. 4:1 - stone or rock of help.
Elah (Hebrew) - 1 Sam. 17:2 - an oak; a curse; perjury.
Eleazar (Hebrew) - Exodus 6:25 - the Lord will help;court of God.
Eli (Hebrew) - 1 Sam. 1:3 - the offering or lifting up.
Elihu (Hebrew) - 1 Sam. 1:1 - he is my God himself.
Elijah (Hebrew) - 1 Kings 17:1 - God the Lord, the strong Lord.
Eliphaz (Hebrew) - Gen. 36:4 - the endeavor of God.
Elisha (Hebrew) - 1 Kings 19:16 - salvation of God.
Elkanah (Hebrew) - Exodus 6:24 - God the zealous; the zeal of God.
Elnathan (Hebrew) - 2 Kings 24:8 - God hath given;the gift of God.
Emmanuel (Latin, Hebrew) - Isaiah 7:14 - God with us.
Enoch (Hebrew) - Gen. 4:17 - dedicated; disciplined.
Ephraim (Hebrew) - Gen. 41:52 - fruitful; increasing.
Esau (Hebrew) - Gen. 25:25 - he that acts or finishes.
Ethan (Hebrew) - 1 Kings 4:31 - strong; the gift of the island.
Ezekiel (Hebrew) - Ezekiel 1:3 - the strength of God.
Ezra (Hebrew) - Ezra 7:1 - help; court.
Bible Names start with F (m)
Bible Names start with G (m) Gabriel (Hebrew) - Dan. 9:21 - God is my strength.
Gera (Hebrew) - Gen. 46:21 - pilgrimage, combat; dispute.
Gershon (Hebrew) - Gen. 46:11 - his banishment; the change of pilgrimage.
Gideon (Hebrew) - Judges 6:11 - he that bruises or breaks; a destroyer.
Bible Names start with H (m) Habakkuk (Hebrew) - Hab. 1:1 - he that embraces; a wrestler.
Haggai (Hebrew) - Ezra 5:1 - feast; solemnity.
Hosea (Hebrew) - Hosea 1:1 - savior; safety.
Hur (Hebrew) - Exodus 17:10 - liberty; whiteness; hole.
Hushai (Hebrew) - 2 Sam. 15:37 - their haste; their sensuality; their silence.
Bible Names start with I (m) Immanuel (Hebrew) - Isaiah 7:14 - God with us.
Ira (Hebrew) - 2 Sam. 20:26 - watchman; making bare; pouring out.
Isaac (Hebrew) - Gen. 17:19 - laughter.
Isaiah (Hebrew) - 2 Kings 19:2 - the salvation of theLord.
Ishmael (Hebrew) - Gen. 16:11 - God that hears.
Issachar (Hebrew) - Gen. 30:18 - reward; recompense.
Ithamar (Hebrew) - Exodus 6:23 - island of the palm-tree.
Bible Names start with J (m) Jabez (Hebrew) - 1 Chron. 2:55 - sorrow; trouble.
Jacob (Hebrew) - Gen. 25:26 - cheater; that supplants, undermines; the heel.
Jair (Hebrew) - Num. 32:41 - my light; who diffuses light.
Jairus (Hebrew) - Mark 5:22 - my light; who diffuseslight.
James (Hebrew) - Matt. 4:21 - same as Jacob.

Where are the other letters for boys and biblical names for girl. Nice work!

Funny! But Howard Webb should be d 1st born, while Wayne Rooney d 2nd and David De Gea d 3rd born. It will make more sense in that way

What a sad news! Some months to her wedding! On dat fateful day, if a prophet told her dat she must not go out dat she might die, she would have cursed d prophet! May Her Gentle Soul Rest In Perfect Peace! Amen!

[color=#000099][/color] Nigerian Leaders and their wasteful spending. May God help us

All the plans are ok, but u must av a minimum balance of N100 before u can migrate. Other networks are not like this. Pls do something about this