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Never has d machine seized my card, and i don't pray it happen, cos it won't be funny at all

FIFA WORLD BEST XI! I believe dat players from other leagues should made it into d best xi, but with dis DISGUSTING RESULT, i think d coordinator are based in Spain and did not care about other leagues, also i don't think dey made use of any votes, this is a PURE SELECTION. And to go with this result, i think Blatter has his hands on table.

Flashaldrin: I dont believe in the norm that a guy should always do most of the calling in a relationship.
If you're really interested in talking to your partner, then you should call, not wait by the phone and hope.
As for me, your guess is as good as mine.

From a research carried out on this topic, i can boldly say a guy calls more dan girl in a relationship. In a relationship where there is true love, I don't think calling should come from one end, it should be from both end. Our girls need to change their orientation about this.

For girls only and no flashing pls. Also @petraman on 2go. I'm based in ogbomoso but schooling in unilorin, 400l

Although all of these set of people are heartless, but who among them is d most heartless?
1. A man who takes ten different girls for abortion four four times;
2. A lady who has done abortion to d extent dat her womb is removed;
3. A man who engages himself in carrying children for ritualists to perform rituals

KnowAll: With the kind of money some of those South-South Governors get on a monthly basis and spend willy-nilly without any checks, restrictions, or restrain, is it not a fallacy to think Dangote is the richest Nigerian? In Lagos, Tinunbu/Fashola and his cronies who have held the commercial heart of Nigeria for 13 years are the God-Fathers of this city that has the reputation of being the 5th largest economy in Africa if it were a country , Do we know what that interprets into in Pence, Cents, Pounds £££, and Dollars$$$$.

Are these gentlemen who keep on promising us the 4th mainland bridge not richer than Dangote? They and their cronies have bought all the prime lands in Lagos, any infrastructural built by these quite and easy going 'Capone' they make sure they take a token in form of levying the so called 20 million "mugus" in Lagos, the Lekki Toll comes to mind, same thing would be applicable to the Ikoyi-Lekki link Bridge, A token in form of a levy would be paid by anyone who wants to take this short route to Lekki Peninsula, these gentlemen without underestimating their might, would probably build Eko Atlantic City single handedly without any in-put from banks or any financial institutions, are these people not richer than Dangote?

They Fashola/Tinubu gave Akeredolu a blank cheque to fight the election in Ondo State knowing fully well their man has no chance in hell against a formidable opponent like Mimiko, yet they went ahead and bank-rolled the expedition. All the funds expended on that debacle of an election has now been summarily written off by the duo Tinunbu/Fashola, while Akeredolu is not a penny short despite going through such a titanic battle. If it were to happen to mere mortals like me and you, we would be dead broke. No doubt these two gentlemen, do really have deep pockets.

What of Akpabio, Odili, Udughan, Amechi and Silvia. Nothing on the ground to show they have spent their monthly allocations wisely and judiciously. In Port Harcourt a fly-over that was undergoing construction suddenly crashed, are the good people of Rivers State not short-changed by these cutting-corner roughish tactics of Mr Governor? all we see in Asaba, Uyo and Yenogoa are Keke Nepap, an eye-sore looking vehicle that was never part of the Nigerian terriaine. What has happened to those mouth-watering allocation? Rumours have it Odili owns Arik, Amechi has 2 refineries in Ghana, and Silvia's own houses all over the place which are currently under-going lock-down by EFCC.

Asaba still looks like a village despite the huge allocation from the FG, the only major project done so far in this dispensation is that over-inflated, over-rated and under-use Airport. Silvia built a fantastic Governor's lodge for himself and nothing else, yet for the time he was Governor he got close to a N1 Trillion Naira, what d fuccckk has he done with all those fund?

Akapbio seems to be the knight in shining Armour, at least he built a few over inflated fly-over’s in Uyo Township going to no where . Uyo a city of modest traffic does not need such frivolities at this time of her development, when one looks at a clip of those fly-overs, one cannot but notice those un-ubiquitous keke-nepap gliding over d fly-over’s like kids sliding down a bouncing castle, even at that, one would expect 100's of keke-nepap moving up and down the road but to one's astonishment there appears to be just a few of them on these grandiose, over-inflated road made from gold dust, it would seem. Rumours have it he is the richest Nigerian(do not quote me)

So back to my initial Question, Is Dangote still the richest Nigeria?, well maybe, Dangote might edge it by a lttle notch, but if another crony of Tinunbu were to be elected into Alausa, the worth of that tight knit Lagos Mafiosi 'family' would be anyone's guess.

Yes he's d richest man on paper, but if we look around in this country, we'll see dat many people are richer dan him, not even in d likes of d south-south governors or chiefs, or Tinubu or Fashola in Lagos, let look at some business men who are not educated, but they av this money. So he's not d richest man in Nigeria

Whenever dad is around, he's d remote controller, but when he's not around it'll be my turn to take d post. And whenever either of us is not around, any of my siblings will take d post. Mother is not interested in remote controlling, any channel u tuned in, she will watch, but when it's only her in d house, she'll prefers to watch film

Jamie b: Ladies can be funny sometimes in which case i dont know what to make of it. How do you respond to a girl you woo and she is saying "KNOW" but looking into her eyes and her actions you can see a yes especially when she tells you ''i might be having feelings for you but am trying to let go''

"KNOW" instead of "NO"

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]Happy couples know that the real relationship begins when the honeymoon is over. They know that unless you maintain the garden of love, its beauty will wither and die. In a recent column, you discovered the 10 relationship mistakes to avoid. Now discover the 10 things that happy couples do:

1. Go to bed at the same time. Remember the beginning of your relationship, when you couldn’t wait to go to bed with each other to make love? Happy couples resist the temptation to go to bed at different times. They go to bed at the same time, even if one partner wakes up later to do things while their partner sleeps.

2. Cultivate common interests. After the passion settles down, it’s common to realize that you have few interests in common. But don’t minimize the importance of activities you can do together that you both enjoy. If common interests are not present, happy couples develop them. At the same time, be sure to cultivate interests of your own; this will make you more interesting to your mate and prevent you from appearing too dependent.

3. Walk hand in hand or side by side. Rather than one partner lagging or dragging behind the other, happy couples walk comfortably hand in hand or side by side. They know it’s more important to be with their partner than to see the sights along the way.

4. Make trust and forgiveness your default mode. If and when they have a disagreement or argument, and if they can’t resolve it, happy couples default to trusting and forgiving rather than distrusting and begrudging.

5. Focus more on what your partner does right than what he or she does wrong. If you look for things your partner does wrong, you can always find something. If you look for what he or she does right, you can always find something, too. It all depends on what you want to look for. Happy couples accentuate the positive.

6. Hug each other as soon as you see each other after work. Our skin has a memory of “good touch” (loved), “bad touch” (abused) and “no touch” (neglected). Couples who say hello with a hug keep their skin bathed in the “good touch,” which can inoculate your spirit against anonymity in the world.

7. Say “I love you” and “Have a good day” every morning. This is a great way to buy some patience and tolerance as each partner sets out each day to battle traffic jams, long lines and other annoyances.

8. Say “Good night” every night, regardless of how you feel. This tells your partner that, regardless of how upset you are with him or her, you still want to be in the relationship. It says that what you and your partner have is bigger than any single upsetting incident.

9. Do a “weather” check during the day. Call your partner at home or at work to see how his or her day is going. This is a great way to adjust expectations so that you’re more in sync when you connect after work. For instance, if your partner is having an awful day, it might be unreasonable to expect him or her to be enthusiastic about something good that happened to you.

10. Be proud to be seen with your partner. Happy couples are pleased to be seen together and are often in some kind of affectionate contact — hand on hand or hand on shoulder or knee or back of neck. They are not showing off but rather just saying that they belong with each other.

Wow! Good work! How i wish i'm married now to practice all this, but i'm glad i'm still a single now, i still av time to practice all this even before and after my marriage

D most romantic statement u can tell ur girlfriend is: "I received some amount from my dad yesterday, and i want to give them al to you to go shopping." I'm very sure, her reply will be: "Wow! That's Y I Love You" followed by hugging u, den to d bed to do dat thing.

From my own point of view, i don't think going to church is that compulsory, but very very necessary and important, cos wen u go to church, and listen to God's word and praise songs, ur faith will be renewed. So, i'll like going to church always, not to look for girls, pastor's mistakes, instrumentalists' mistakes, choir's mistake, etc

Wen i was small, snakes, scorpions, dogs and cats used to be my phobia, but now i don't think i've any phobia except lions, whale sharks, crocodiles, and elephant, which i've never seen before

Yea! Seeing ur Ex, how do u feel? Honestly, if u truely love ur Ex, wen ever u see him/her, u must feel dat u take her back. But if he/she has done something worst for u, u'll still av d feeling but u'll force ur self to ignore him/her.

k2039: Pele, you are the least of her priorities.You sisters and friends woud have given you the best answer, ask them.
I already did

U're so funny.

Actually, both children av thier own advantages and disadvantages. But wen we are talking about who care for family among female or male child. With many research dat i've done about this, i've come to understand dat female child take a gud care of her parent before and after marriage. For example, if a man is complaining dat he doesn't has much money on him to give his parent, d wife will still know how to remove some amount from d little her husband drop for preparing meal for him. She will now take this money to her parent. Also, before a female child get married, d parent will be at peace wen they travelled and leave d home in care of female child dan make child.

Some girls nowadays will intentionally ignore calls from thier Boyfriend most of the time, pretending they are not with d phone. This thing rely irritates me, both wen i call my girlfriend and wen i'm with my sisters and female friends. Pls drop ur comments.

OYO - OGBOMOSO EXPRESSWAY. This project has been issued since 2003, and since then it has also been issued thrice before giving it to RCC now. Still d road will not be completed before 2015

[quote author=Laila Ikeji]Here, let's see if you are really ready for the year, *winks*

The fun of this test is when you do it first time without looking at the answer.

So, leggo!

Five things are happening in your house at the same time. In which order would you solve them?

1. The telephone is ringing!
2. The baby is crying!
3. Someone's knocking, yelling for you from the front door!
4. You hung the clothes out to dry and it is beginning to rain!
5. You left the tap on in the kitchen and the water is already overflowing!

In which sequence would you solve these problems?

Write the sequence and check after the cut how your decisions were made.

BUT BE HONEST, THE FINDINGS ARE EXCITING.

Answer:

This test is called the Sigmund Freud's Priorities.

Every individual point represents something in your life.

1. Telephone represents Work
2. Baby represents Family
3. Door represents Friends
4. Clothes represent Money
5. Tap represents Sex

Your chosen sequence determines the priorities in your life.

My answer is 21345
cos if u don't answer d crying baby, u won't be able to receive d call with peace of mind. Also, d person at d door will hear d crying baby, so wen u've carried d baby, u can walk to d door and open d door for d person. About d clothes in d rain, i'll rather leave it there, cos there'll be another sun next day. D over running water in d bathroom is of no use, cos d water can't waste, for it sinks back into d soil. So i'll leave d water flowing

He must not do any job dat involves d use of any mechanical equipment, or d job dat deals with people coming to u to employ ur service, e.g making calls, selling provision, selling of food, repairing works, etc. I think d best job for him is singing

Actually, i don't av any pastor as my favourite pastor, cos d bible made me to understand dat i'm also a priest. So it's not until i knee before any great pastor dat my prayer will be answered. But to pick d most preferred pastor in this nation, i'll surely pick PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE (RCCG)

kagnet: Founder Emmanuel Abiodun Adetunji Adeonigbagbe......... The founder of 'CELICA' Church of Christ worldwide.

"CELESTIAL"

Actually, i'll support my spouse, if she is right, but if i see dat she is wrong, i'll calm her down and make her to see dat she's wrong, so dat we can apologise d person involved.

I don't think anything is bad about dat. We're in d presence of God, u're suppose to be comfortable, not to be in agony. If it's comfortable for u wen u cross ur leg, den continue. So far u're not sleeping, or disturbing other people.

CFCfan: After some self abnegation and immolation, I have come to the conclusion that Senator Oluremi Tinubu is the best person to occupy the Lagos state Governor's seat, come May 29, 2015.

Though she hasn't made significant contributions to Senate debates, her poise, charm, charity causes and her excellent political skills makes her frontrunner in d race to succeed the indefatigable Governor Fashola.

If she eventually decides to run for the office, be rest assured that She would become the first elected female governor in Nigeria. She would definitely continue from where Fashola stopped, ramping up the efforts to turn Lagos into the economic capital of Africa. The ACN machine is still a colossus in Lagos, nay the Southwest.

If this possible, den Fasola is also d best ACN candidates for this nation's president. And dis means dat d reigning term of PDP is over in South-West and even Nigeria at large

Drock4christ: Unemployed Graduate Spends His Last £500 On CV’s Billboard Advert
Adam Pacitti , a 24-yr-old 1st class graduate who has been unemployed for a while has placed his CV on a Billboard advertisement in a bid to attract potential employers .
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The first class graduate claims hehas applied to over 250 job positions with no success. He decided to use his last £500 to place an advert in order to attractpotential employers.
And to his amazement, he has over 7,000 re-tweets of his CV adverts with thousands of phone calls from employers and unwanted people.
Now employed with good job.

This is faith working in him. If he has not has faith dat wat he's about to do will surely bring him job, he'll not av done it. Faith can do all things

Send me d money and i'll be returning 7000 naria per day

This one is very strong... Eleyi gidi gan... Bring an Holy cane... Emu pankere mimo wa... To flog d child... Lati fi na omo na...

As for me o, i don't think praying loudly is d best way to get ur prayers answered quickly. I think praying loudly is just dat we're disturbing God, cos d bible made me to understand dat our murmuring is like d sound of a large ocean, talkless of wen we shout.

Heatblast: Tho I'm not a christian, this was a question that bothered me when I was. When I was little(in a pentecostal church), my sunday school teacher would was always insisting that she must hear us pray out loud(it suposedly made demons scared of us and made god hear our prayers faster)... They would also use this "a shut mouth is a shut destiny" to threaten us.

But to my suprise this verse contradicted their teachings
Mat 6:6: But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret, and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Today, you'll see so many xtians screaming and shouting all in the name of personal prayer

Even the so called praying in tounges is a contradiction to this verse
Mat 6:7: But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen [do]: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.

Today you'll see so many christians shouting:
ba ba ba ba.. Bo bo bo bo... Ray ray ray ray x100

And the last verse to prove my point;
Mat 6:8: Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.

Good one from u. And u said u're not a Christian?

A kú ewu ọdún titun, Ẹ̀mí á se púpọ̀ rẹ̀ o.

I think it's no more a rumour but a fact. May her gentle soul rest in peace

Nice one. More pls