I can never woo a very fat lady. I prefer going for a normal or even slim baby. Also, I can never date a girl that is taller than me, I prefer a shorter chick

Nice one!!!!!!! More of this

@OP, i'm an undergraduate student of geograpy, but i want to know d companies dat one can easily get employed as a fresh geography student without any experiences. Also, i'll like u to give me a format to follow in writting d resume into these companies.

Realgboyega: In FUTA, cab driver can report u to school authority for gross misconduct, u wil be recieving lecture under d Tree, ur Landlord can report u 4 late payment n schl authority wil suspend u 4 a semester

Here in Unilorin, we no dey receive lectures under trees, and they never born d grandfather of any landlord to report any student, but cab drivers used to scared us, but not now again. UNILORIN D ONLY 'BETTER BY FAR' INSTITUTION

charleymed: How can you be an ALUMNI, ogah? Then it is only in unilorin that one can fail GST 101 and still graduate!

It's not GST 101 but GNS

Go to hell with u and all this bullshit u penned down, cos most of these are not true and can never be true.

wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOu won't killed us with your beauty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have they managed the university we have in this nation properly, before doing this

Rossikk: [size=15pt]Nigeria: Is the Country Really Unsafe?[/size]

BY IDANG ALIBI, 25 APRIL 2013

Daily Trust, Nigeria


OPINION



There is no denying it that like other countries at this level of our development, we have cases of kidnapping, armed robbery, abduction, senseless murder and rape here and there. But the image of Nigeria created by these criminal acts is grossly distorted. It is exaggerated to the point of a deliberate campaign of calumny against the country. Who is the main culprit? The answer is unmistakeably the domestic media of mass communication. When one who is a journalist says this he is often accused of being bought over by government.


http://allafrica.com/stories/201304250421.html?viewall=1

You have already known the problems of Nigeria.

MANCHESTER UNITED IS THE KING OF ENGLAND WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT, WE ARE JUST THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So it's a sin to be a Nice Guy' now

Amnesty? No! Not at all! Amnesty is not d panacea to e problem of insecurity is this our beloved country

This is rubbish! Why should i take my iPad to an interview. For wat purpose? Se to browse d questions or to listen to music or watch movie on it. This is bad orientation we've about all these technological devices and how we use dem. Imagine a student listening to music in lecture room or taking snapshots of herself and even d lecturer teaching her in class. Too bad

May be she put d bakery in my charge and let me manage it for her. I promise she'll not regret it

I'll better advice u to stay over there, cos all those things u're enjoying over there are not present here in Nigeria. If u come to Nigeria this time, just know dat u're coming home to suffer

True talk! I can't just stop laughing

Confusion:
Pls what is R.I.H

R.I.H -Rest In Hell

Maybe they are acting a love play and they need to kiss eachother

very funny!!!!!!!!!!1 The cheek is older than the guy

you people wanna die abi

they are the most foolish being i have seen and heard of. Consuming poision to see God in heaven. Their hell is so sure

Na big Bleep up for the wife. the husband who intentionally do that kind thing will not be surprise, but will never trust his wife again. |The wife should not have sent her private parts pictures.

many Traders won't colloct torn or faded Naira notes, so why should i collect the outdated money and let's it liquidate in my hand. even those fillinf station attendance dey reject am

good idea! why must we pay for using ATM service, since they have their monthy charges they duduct every months

Though there is nothing bad in it, but i'll not be happy seeing my friend treating my sister badly. And if this happens my friendship with my friend may be broken. So to prevent this i'll rather keep my sister from my friend

This might be a distraction. It might be another location they are targetting. Or that they are really coming to the area but d date and time unknown. Take note

This might be a distraction. It might be another location they are targetting. Or that they are really coming to the area but d date and time unknown.

As for me o o o, i'll prefer to leave my father's house as soon as i finished my service year, cos i'll av raised some moni to acquire my own apartment and i believed God dat i'll be employed immediately i finished my service year

[quote author ...am a political scientist n in my 100 level 1st semester i had A's in all my courses except 1 maths course which i had D...[/quote]
No dey bobo us for here jo... We're also university students and we've 'political animals' - political scientists as friend, and i've never had or seen them doing any mathematics in 100level talkless of 1st semester. D only thing i know is dat dey can borrow from Economics, Bus. Admin., History, Religion, among others which are not mathematical aspect of these courses. U're only saying this just cos u hate Mathematics. As for me, i'm a geographer by profession and i like mathematics, even i'll av preferred to be a mathematician but due to d fact dat i'm not a science student and admission problem dat's y i'm now a geographer. So no dey bobo us for here o, 'So gbo?'

APC - B.R. Fashola & Nuru Ribadu
PDP - Goodluck and Sambo

As far as i'm concerned i see religion as a way of life which can't be decided by people around u, but urself and ur faith.
To answer ur question, the only thing dat can make me to change my 'faith' is just 'death'

Loneliness has been d greatest disease dat can't be cured by d best doctor in this world but by d soulmate to ur heart - i mean ur life partner. So singlehood is full of loneliness.