₦airaland Forum

Pratiba:
What's funny about it?

It's funny bro! She was "somehow" joking... And she still passed across her message which I think has been disturbing her (i.e the relationship between The Senate President and Senator Dino) and which she thinks might not really go well completely with her "own interest" for some reasons best known to shaa....
But besides that, the way she was saying it and demonstrating it sounds and looks funny...

Lol! This woman is very funny!

Ahiara Kwenu! Mbaise Kwenu!! Country5 Kwenu!!! Umu Igbo kwesuo nuoooo!!!!

But, anyi machakwa ihe mere oji ekwu ihe a n'ile shaa!!!

GoroTango:
Buhari was right when he tagged you the 5%
Your votes are worthless

Heheheheheee! He tagged south east vote worthless but is still "dreaming" through his cohorts of getting 50% votes from southeast at the same time? Isn't that ironically funny? Hahahahahahaa! So much for worthlessness!!!

Well, to dream is a "fundamental human right" so they can dream and get more 50% votes shaa!!!
Odi egwu!!!

I don't usually talk this much here but I am pushed to ask and say the following:

A man who ordered his military to lay siege and slaughter innocent people in a very peaceful enclave will get 50% votes? From where? From cows, goats or chickens?

A man whose Millatry siege made a mother run out almost entirely naked from her bathroom in the presence of her children and other people also running for their lives because of the thunderous gunshots (like say na Afghanistan) will get 50% votes? Will the votes come from rodents or reptiles?

A man that made people sleep in the bush because of the fear of their homes being raided at night because of those looking for IPOB members will get 50% vote from where? Udele (Vultures) or usu abali (Night bats)?

A man who tagged a section of the country 5% and said he can't treat them equally with his 97%, will get 50% votes? From Ewe (monkeys) or Osa (squirrels)?

I am sorry shaa! Because somethings can be forgiven but can never be forgotten...

People are childless today, because of a wicked and barbaric siege laid on a part of the country and someone somewhere is saying that the chief architect of all these will get 50% votes? Lol! People can dream shaa!

How do u expect the (small) children and even the future grandchildren of that woman who ran out almost entirely naked to forgive and forget? They, knowing fully well that almost everybody around saw their mother (and grandmother) running helter sekelter, back and forth "naked" when all these was happening. Because the shooting was here and there, everywhere! And you say he will get 50% votes
Ok na come and take the votes...

Ka anyi mara ma ibu odogbu n'eziokwu! (Make we know if u be superman true true!)

kettykings:
They have already said no cattle colony for the East , i suggest the Easterners just buy their pop corn and fruti juice and sit down and watch the funniest horror film ever in the history of mankind as fulani enforce cattle colony all over their colonies , any attempt for another Nzeogwu to rise prematurely from igbo land will be resisted by igbos. Goodluck

Sorry pls... I don't understand this ur comment especially the last sentence. Pls can u explain further?

Designated survivor all the way mbok! That movie made me weep for this country! So much maturity and passion (for his country) from the president...

Blind spot is cool though but I will choose Designated Survivor anyday!

Follygunners:
So who gives a sh!t abt that for Christ's sake. How does that add any value or achievements to anything? You're not claiming to best friend to Dangote, Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Zuckerburg et al...
Some pipu sha...

Calm down abeg!
I just corrected the notion that the blogger or whoever that created this topic lied.
And besides everybody must not be best friend to Zuckerberg, Dangote, Bill Gates or whoever.
We all have what we like about different people before they become our best friends. Just because those people are billionaires doesn't make them have the qualities to becomes "everybody's" best friend please.
Thanks!

doyinisaac:
Best friend to omotola jalade indeed...everyone sha wants to be a blogger..:

No! She is really Omotola's best friend. Even Omotola and her last son have confirmed it.

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cerowo:
She's going places.... Nice one

Like seriously dear! She is really going places!

Queen Genny! #ProundlyCountry5! #MbaiseAmaka #AlaIgboAmaka

lacoach:
well said. OK is more professional and not too serious ,good dancing steps , got good jokes to keep anyone around till the show ends. You can expect the unexpected with IK.
For Vimbai, I think she is too fake .

Yeah! IK is good! But Vimbai isn't fake o! Na lie o! Haven't you been able to feel (not only see) the chemistry between her and IK? The both of them dey behave like say dem be "pals" from way baaaaack! They understand each other almost perfectly on stage. Even their jokes are like a reflection of the way the both of them joke off stage like normal friends and pals. You see them laugh, speak pidgin and all that. And again from the stage u will notice that Vimbai has been in Nigeria for a while judging by her actions and inactions. Then her foreign way of presenting is also a plus for her.
For Minnie Dlamini, she is veeeery good with accent, and very professional too but my brother, no be only professionalism we wan chop for an Award night not to talk of an "AMVCA's" for that matter. Common! We need to laugh wella. There ought to be laughter and free comic scenes from the host and the co-host.... not just from the comedians that were invited to perform. My brother, if u look at the two of them (IK and Minnie) on stage, u will notice that they are still getting to know each other well... them dey do like say them never too dey close... let me not use... "forcing" each other to adapt and flow. But that's not the case with IK and Vimbai! But in being professional, Minnie Dlamini is professional likewise Vimbai.
But I wish the organizers of the AMVCA'S can look into this and give us the three of them all for the night! Then you will marvel at what will happen in that hall that night, and how the social media (twitter, Instagram, Facebook, etc) won't talk talking althrough that week and month.
For me I want the three of them! AMVCA's organizers shouldn't remove one and us two! They are all good for the job... as they all have a big role to play for the night!

Merry Christmas To You All!

lacoach:
Ebuka is gradually gaining more popularity than IK Osakioduwa.

Yes that's true! But we all know that IK Osakioduwa is a better TV present and events host than Ebuka! IK Osakioduwa is also funny while hosting shows! In fact he behaves like a semi clown atimes. AMVCA's comes to mind! Lol! He is really good!
Buy if na for fashion, leave am for Ebuka! Ebuka is trying shaa but he is second to IK in hosting and presenting... But I think him dey use fashion to dey get more and more jobs!
But for me, I prefer IK Osakioduwa with Vimbai and then Minnie Dlanimi for the AMVCA's And not just IK and Minnie Dlamini.

Chartey:
IK has that fake accent that most people who started from radio have. It's a real minus.

Not really! That's why he is an entertainer forget his radio accent and all that! I can tell you that he is good like gooooooood! No dulling moment with him in the AMVCA's. But he is still learning from Ebuka in the fashion world while Ebuka is still learning from him in the hosting and presenting world!
But what I feel is that IK doesn't "really" care when it comes to fashion because if the does, he would have tried to overdo... But it's an open stuff that Ebuka is really trying to better his presenting and host skills hence, he is "probably" looking up to IK.
I like the two of them shaa! They are good in their separate ways.
But another person to look out for in the hosting and presenting world is "Akah Nnani!" whose role model is IK Osakioduwa! That guy is coming up to do something extra-fabulous in the industry! Just watch out for him! Even his acting is going higher dis days he was one of the top 7 actors of the year by Pluse...one of his Internet shows "Akah Bants" is cool too.

lacoach:
Ebuka is gradually gaining more popularity than IK Osakioduwa.

Yes that's true! But we all know that IK Osakioduwa is a better TV present and events host than Ebuka! IK Osakioduwa is also funny while hosting shows! In fact he behaves like a semi clown atimes. AMVCA's comes to mind! Lol! He is really good!
Buy if na for fashion, leave am for Ebuka! Ebuka is trying shaa but he is second to IK in hosting and presenting... But I think him dey use fashion to dey get more and more jobs!
But for me, I prefer IK Osakioduwa with Vimbai and then Minnie Dlanimi for the AMVCA's And not just IK and Minnie Dlamini.

safarigirl:
it's the hype that's making it 3k, not necessarily content.

I would advise you not to waste your 3k, most of these cinema Nigerian movies are just advanced home videos.

If you just want to see it to be in on the whole hype train, then you can pay 3k, if not, mid January is not that far, the price should be down by then

OK dear! But I believe that judging by the first part of the film, this second one should worth it. And again, many "New Nollywood" films not the "Old Nollywood a.k.a Asaba" films are really rich in content.
Films like 76, October 1, 93days, etc... Even Genevieve's new movie "LION Heart" which is yet to come out will still be the bomb!
Like seriously! Nollywood don change but few things still needs to be put in place.

iamJ:
limitations of the poor

Lol! Bro it's not like that atimes o!

safarigirl:
Film wey the cinema ticket na 3k?

I will return to this thread when they reduce the price

Really? You mean it's 3k for one ticket? Then the movie must worth it? Or what do you think?

It is no longer news that "The Wedding Party 2" made N20Million on its opening in the Cinemas on Friday 15th December 2017.
But please, for those who have seen the movie, can you share with us your best moments in the movie?
Who were the funniest actors in this movie?
Did Mama G show us a more aggressive version of her (movie) character?
Was Sola crazier now than before?
How did our "high society" Mama, Ireti perform this time? Meaner than before? Did she really forgive RMD?
Did RMD stop his flirting? And did he do better this time while acting as an Igbo man?
How did the Banky and Adesua manage their new home and the coming baby?
How did the oyinbo new wife Danielle flow with her Nigerian husband? Did she later eat all the Yoruba meals that she once orders for... Like Amala, Ewedu, Gbegiri, etc? Lol!
What about our darling Beverly Naya? Did she do more of her work as a seductive instrument in the film?
What became of Somkele and I.K?
Did the Award winning Sambasa Nzeribe's career change after being caught?
What of Zinab Balogun? Did she prepare those dishes that even Saka refused to eat
Did A.Y serve as another MC in this movie or did he find a wife amongst Beverly Naya's friends?
Did Saka feature in this "The Wedding party 2"?

Please, share with us, how you enjoyed the movie or how you didn't enjoy! Just tell us everything you love, like or hate about the movie!
Lalasticlala please, help us push this wonderful topic to the front page. Thanks and God Bless You!

It is no longer news that "the Wedding Party 2" made N20Million on its opening on Friday. But please, for those who have seen the movie, can you share with us your best moments in the movie?
Who were the funniest actors in this movie?
Did Mama G show us a more aggressive version of her (movie) character?
Was Sola crazier now than before?
How did our "high society" Mama, Ireti perform this time? Meaner than before? Did she really forgive RMD?
Did RMD stop his flirting? And did he do better this time while acting as an Igbo man?
How did the Banky and Adesua manage their new home and the coming baby?
How did the oyinbo new wife Danielle flow with her Nigerian husband? Did she later eat all the Yoruba meals that she once orders for... Like Amala, Ewedu, Gbegiri, etc? Lol!
What about our darling Beverly Naya? Did she do more of her work as a seductive instrument in the film?
What became of Somkele and I.K?
Did the Award winning Sambasa Nzeribe's career change after being caught?
What of Zinab Balogun? Did she prepare those dishes that even Saka refused to eat
Did A.Y serve as another MC in this movie or did he find a wife amongst Beverly Naya's friends?
Did Saka feature in this "The Wedding party 2"?

Please, share with us, how you enjoyed the movie or how you didn't enjoy! Just tell us everything you love, like or hate about the movie!
Lalasticlala please, help us push this wonderful topic to the front page. Thanks and God Bless You!

oreayo2011:
I feel so sorry for Nigerian youths,you all quote foreign media about the success of foreign ventures but yet refuse to celebrate your own.Iron man made 100million at the weekend box office,Jeff Bezos becomes the richest man worth whatever billions,Apple makes more profit yearly than Nigeria's budget.....Yet a smart woman who worked for 10 years in a place most of you fast and pray to work (Exxon Mobil)at an age lower than most of you are currently are,moves on to do other things her mind wanted to do and we can see the result of an exceptional mind.
If she had stayed in Mobil all these years,who would have initiated the format of talk shows that were not mere content without the accompanying income?Who would have employed all those studio hands,the gaffers,the sound guys,the audio engineers,the editors?Who would have thought of what to do with Tinapa in Calabar(a very celebrated project that died a very quick death)
Have you watched Ebonylife TV,the crystal clear quality,the sound,the attention to detail,and our attempt to meet regular standards out there?
We sit behind laptops and phones and condemn what should be our future dreams.When Mo Abudu leaves a hefty inheritance for her grand kids,your children would probably be lamenting about how unfair the world is not knowing their dads or mums in the noon of their lives were just cyber warriors(all talk ,no thought)
I wont chide and not encourage.The success of the thirty days series by AY and wedding party 1&2 is an eye opener to budding entrepreneurs.Tunde Kelani and Kunle Afolayan have been making great movies with a great cinematic ethos but they havent found this kind of success because of one missing ingredient called 'MARKETING' which Mo Abudu and her team have to a large extent gotten a hang of.Hollywood is over a hundred years old which means Nollywood would outlive us all and it will only get better.To all of you in the abroad asking if we watch movies in Nigeria,yes we do and in droves too.Do you watch movies in the country where you are resident?I guess not,as dem wan use work finish you,if you are legal that is(those who know,know).
For those waiting to download a pirated copy,somebody somewhere is working really hard to give away your sweat for pittance and that is not a curse,it is called KARMA.Food for thought,the highest paid actors in Bollywood earn millions of dollars in a poor developing country like India because they kept at the cinematic culture and proof is that some of you or people you know are hooked on ZEE World.Countless jobs have been created over the years in India and the actors make a very decent living.
So our dear cyber analysts,what difference are you going to make today that will positively impact tomorrow?

OMG! Mehn! Where are you from? You are just wonderful! Thanks for this writeup!
I just look at some people wey dey form say "I don't watch/see Nigerian movies!" like say na curse.... and I just laugh! The thing is that many of them still thinks that Nollywood is still the Nollywood of old... without knowing that Nollywood is now in two distinguished categories. "Old Nollywood a.k.a Asaba Movies" and New Nollywood.
Even the old Nollywood don upgrade finish regardless of what some directors and producers produce....
The truth that they don't want to tell themselves is that even so many Hollywood movies are nothing to write home about! I do see some Hollywood movies and I am like "what is this" "is this really a movie or a nursery school drama/play?" some of them are so fake, with zero contents, too much unnecessary tricks, etc that you will even end up asking yourself, "is this really the Hollywood that people say is everything?"
All these "I don't watch/see Nollywood movies" people will often times even be the first to jump and shout anyhow when they see all these A-List actors even the upcoming ones amongst them... so just leave them jare!
Rome wasn't built in a day! Even Hollywood still dey upgrade! And for me, I can tell you that the only thing working "almost absolutely" properly in Nigeria is Nollywood and not even the so called music industry! Although Wizkid and a few others na Baba internationally!
So Nollywood is the only workable thing here. And if these politicians and governors know how much they can generate from investing in the making of a film, building/setting/constructing a film village, they won't even mess with Nollywood! Cos if I am a governor, I will definitely have like two to three film villages in my state at least with not less than 3 functional state owned cinemas!

Lol! Like seriously I don't know how you came about this list but sincerely speaking, No. 1 should be Rita Dominic.... Then from your numbers 6 to 10 should not be on that list. We have people like Genevieve, Beverly Naya, Stephanie Linus and their likes who should be in the first 1-5 names na em u come dey put these other ones... The Mercy on the list and Toke Makinwa are fashionista's though!

Lovely! 2018 AMVCA's will be something else! So many wonderful and making sense movies will compete this time around! Even (that is if Funke still submits her) Jenifa's Diary in the comedy category, she will definitely find it difficult to win this time.... (Mind u I am a fan of Funke/Jenifa's Diary)
So many drama, series, comedy, etc movies will fight it out in AMVCA's 2018.... and don't forget Genevieve's #LionHeartTheMovie which has a galaxy of industry legends, movie supersters and even music supersters (Mr. P of P SQUARE and Phyno) all in one movie...
I can only laugh! And again, southern and east African countries are also coming with their wonderful films....

That outfit is cool... initially when I looked at it I didn't like it but when I opened the thread again I noticed it's fun and cool! If na for dressing, the guy they dress! He is good! Even before the Agbada status he has been good... Na just the Agbada come make am even more popular.... go to his instagram page to view his pictures or just go online and check all his (two different) outfits for every Sunday eviction party during the #BigBrotherNaija2017 u will see he is a Fashionista! Na just Agbada over make am popular not even BigBrotherNiaja or his program on Channels TV (Rubbin Minds, 3:00pm)

Emasel:
Ebuka, the slay king, the guy na boss

Like seriously bro! The guy is about to take over the fashion world on the industry... Fashionista's like Uti Nwachukwu, I.K Ogbonna, Alex Ekubo, Bryan Okwara, Gbenro Ajibade, etc should watch out! Like seriously! Now they have a better competitor on Ebuka Obi-Uchendu!

Hahahahahaaa!!! 2018 AMVCA's will be something else! So many wonderful and making sense movies will compete this time around! Even (that is if Funke still submits her) Jenifa's Diary in the comedy category, she will definitely find it difficult to win this time.... (Mind u I am a fan of Funke/Jenifa's Diary)
So many drama, series, comedy, etc movies will fight it out in AMVCA's 2018.... and don't forget Genevieve's #LionHeartTheMovie which has a galaxy of industry legends, movie supersters and even music supersters (Mr. P of P SQUARE and Phyno) all in one movie...
I can only laugh! And again, southern and east African countries are also coming with their wonderful films....
Let's wait and see shaa!

Hahahahahahahahaaa!!! Laugh No go kill person! Lol! Between Tonto and the ex husband now who be the enemy spouse? Even Tiwa Savage too! Hahahahahahahaa!!!
But the gist come resemble fake shaa! Just saying.... But this really made me ROTFL!!!

maureensylvia:
trying too hard to impress

Sincerely speaking dear! He is not trying nothing! Like seriously, that guy is impressing without stress...
Did you follow the trend of his dressing during #BigBrotherNaija? At leaset he made sure he wore two different outfits for each eviction (party) night... And most of them (if not all) were and is still dope!

Then, going to Banky's wedding and shutting it down and even trending more than Banky himself is off the hook....

Ebuka dey dress no be small... and from the look of things he might displace any of these five best nollywood actors (Uti Nwachukwu, Alex Ekubo, IK Ogbonna, Gbenro Ajibade, Brian Okwara) soon if care is not taken! But definitely he will be in the first ten (best dressed) in the coming months!

So, if na dressing/fashion, leave it for Ebuka... I think he is out this time to take his proper place in the fashion and entertainment industry!
Permit me to add also that he is one of my role models!

Again pray not to have an Ebuka kinda person in ur wedding party! Lol! Because him go outshine you! Hahahahahahaa! #Jokes shaa! But in all, he is good in both entertainment journalism (Rubbin Minds on ChannelsTV) and fashion!

Taa bu Taa! K'anyi ga mara mbe n'abuo nke bu oke!!!