₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
Another delusion from the logical gender.

Now he wants to pretend he doesn’t know the SEX APPEAL of an older man is financial stability.

If old men are so unappealing, why are babes not rushing my broke uncle in the village?

Appealing indeed!!!! More delusions

Please loud it!!!

zedegit:
In recent times, some women have decided to get back at their husband by denying him sex or feigning tiredness.

My question to them is why did you get married?

Men if you know you like sex, better discuss it with your intended and tell her never to use it as a bargaining chips nor food.

Some men avoid such topics but it comes to haunt them later on.

Madam, if you know you don't have strength for sex, please don't marry.
Marriage is not by force.

Don't frustrate the men.

Instead to advise Nigerian men to step up their game but as usual the woman is at fault.

Most Nigerian men after marriage stop being romantic! How many married men kiss their wife in the morning and tell her she's still looking sexy as first day they met?

When last do you take her on vacation?
When did you surprise her with gift?
When last did you surprise her with nice meal you cook yourself?
Women aren't machines for satisfaction,they have feelings!
Some married women will bath the kids, cook breakfast,take them to school,go to work,come back home, take the kids from school,wash their uniforms,clean the house and kitchen,cook dinner,then the only time she got to rest the husband will still expect to open leg like express

Dear married men help your wife with house chores and be romantic and see if she will deny you sex!!

Dyt:
Education hers is

Thank you my lady and amen

Happy birthday dyt, wishing you long life and prosperity in good health and wealth

We are expecting our cake o

Hathor5:
Awwwww, what a cutie. A little tiger. I wish we had an emoji with hearts in the eyes on NL.

I understand the conditioning you have been through but cats are very non-confrontational. They are more scared of you than you are of them. And always remember that you are much more likely to be attacked by a dog than a cat. A cat will only attack you in self-defense. Some cats will scratch you when you stroke them. I don't like these types. My cats are very gentle. They have never scratched anyone. If you were to visit me, the black one would hide under the sofa for 30 minutes and the white one would be more interested in your purse than you. They don't go close to anyone but me.

Seems you were raised abroad because many of your chat and mentality is different from average Nigerian

My mum made me hate cat more, whenever cat is sounding at night at the backyard,my mum will start praying that whoever sent the cat has mistaken because her evil work wnt work

When my boyfriend ask me reason I'm scared of cat,i can't even tell him the main reason because he wnt understand he will think i am crazy for thinking cats are witches
I just hope this mentality wnt follow go abroad

Zzor:
Isnt it a good thing to be a virgin as a man? i wonder why you guys think it's falling of hands for a guy to be virgin,be a good boy and remain decent.I have been searching for a virgin husband to marry within the age bracket of 30-35,it seems to be in total extinction but I'm still hoping,so you should be proud of your virginity as man,its a pride for men also

Please better look elsewhere, most Nigerian guys that their tiny prick can't stay one place will nw be virgin
Virgin men are scarce,most men we have are watery semen with sagging balls.
May God bless all virgin men in Nigeria!

Hathor5 never knew you a lover of cat o
Nigeria don make me hate cat

But this picture below is my boyfriend's cat nd whenever we talking this cat will literally come call him upstairs nd made a sound that will notify my boyfriend that the cat wanna go outside the compound

The cat pee outside the house,she goes out whenever she wants nd return when it's late.

I like this cat but Nigeria don make me fear them

Dyt:
All of you eating yam, God is watching y'all

duchaB:
Uwc...
There was a slight scar. And the wound took time to heal 100%. But it was very painful. The pressure cooker suddenly lost one of its component and exploded. Boom! Well, I always applied palm oil and salt on it, plus cold compress like almost 24hrs cos the sensation was like fire.

Ndo Inugo means, "Sorry, your hear" in Igbo language.

Glad you are okay

Nuttella:
Been a while since I ate yam, I dont like the new yam, doesn't taste delicious in my mouth.

Lol yam is like gold now,but the yam i got is good sha,i don't think it's the new yam

Lunch

duchaB:
Chia! princess, this your hand fresh and fly o.. as I dey like am without cortex..

But on a more serious note, worst shit happend to me in 2015. On my left hand. It was second degree burn. All I can say is that, it was a living HELL. Smh. So I feel you.

Ndo o! Inugo!

Lol thanks
Thank goodness you are okay,that shit can be scary, I usually avoid having scar in any part of my body, hope you it doesn't give you a scar?

Don't understand your last sentence, I am not igbo

cococandy:
Poor baby.

Sorry

Thanks coco

MrNipplesLover:
death can come anytime.

be prepared, except you have a covenant with the Almighty about the years you want to spend on earth.



may her soul RIP.

It seems you are born again nw
When will you change your name from mrnippleslover to Mrbiblelover?

pocohantas:
So, I have been working remotely and anytime I chat with my colleagues- they will say “I miss your food”.

I don’t even know if it is a compliment anymore, but I have told them I am not coming back to that unit till they appreciate all of me.

Ignore the kiss, na miss I wan type.

Lol na trap o, they indirectly telling you to cook for them

iamyemiakins:
Sorry dear,
Amala tó fęlę

Thanks really appreciate

pocohantas:
Sorry about the hand. Thanks to you, started craving amala. I can’t make it, though I made it a few times as a teen.

That is not my order, meat not enough.

Lol i have been making amala since i was 13 years old
It seems island Amala go Harvard o, dem even get computer lol

Hathor5:

novice22:
sorry dear....nice yoruba delicacy.

Thanks really appreciate

IVORY2009:
Sorry about that, you should have apply red oil on it.....

My mind didn't go there,if i had apply it would it have prevented it from getting swollen?

Akposy:
Eyah. Kpele o. The price we pay for food.
Sometimes na hot oil day splash for my face, neck and hand....Las Las, na the food go suffer am

Lol that's why i always avoid frying fish lol

Dyt:
Swallows spit

HelenBee:
Next time add salt or raw egg to it immediately!

Sorry dear.

Thank you ma'am, I never knew it would get swollen, your cake look lovely
Happy birthday/belated day to you

Na so I talk say make i eat hot amala b4 going to work but unfortunately the hot water splashed on my hand while turning because i was rushing

This amala is so dear to my heart because of the suffer

Just ask him na,dnt understand why you scared.
If he doesn't have he will make you understand.
Just don't feel entitled.

MoDuPe19201:
Great news. International flights finally opened. Hopefully Polish Embassy would be opened for new visa applications very soon.

Make sure you open a thread about your journey
Congratulations once again.

RentedReality:
Peppered goat meat stew on Ofada rice.

The heat level on this thing is equivalent to the sun and the tastiest thing about this dish, is its ability to diminish your sense of smell, only to instantly return it with the coriandic encumberance of scent leaves on juicy folds of goat skin.

I'll recommend Dr Pepper on ice as the step down drink

All this English on top ofada rice nd stew

thank you poco, this is insightful!

The misconception i have is about cat,when i was a little kid i have been told if i stare at a cat it will spit on my face and can make me go blind. So even when i feel it's just a myth still i can't stare at a cat's eye directly.

PrinceofAgoAre:
. Lmao. Naso. I've retired from trolling your skinny bonny ass 4 today.

you can nw sleep with your two eyes closed. My baby girlie with the skinny bony bootie. Hahahahaha

Kofoworola Oladapo emmanuel the beggar

Blacckrod:
My special fried rice . Happy Sunday foodies ❤️.

Please your address

Eriggs:
Hahaha, na u go let dis beggar pikin faint las las o. him no get shame sef

Like seriously most beggars i know are humble,hw can you be a jobless beggar nd be insulting and trolling someone?
He begs for living lol
Cc: princeofagoare

Oh my God!! I'm speechless right now

Some people don't know what God is doing for them for just been healthy.

Please be strong,at the same time it looks like an infection,never knew this what cervical cancer looks like though.

Please update us when the result is out.

Lol you like wahala sha

PrinceofAgoAre:
. Lol. Who dey run scam. Unku go sit down somewhere. As far as i never beg any of una 4 money. I no sabi wetin you dey talk about oo. Your bonny structure babe naim dey scam on us ontop poland bf level. She go dey even give audio advise on how to travel and hw to go study at poland.lol i jxt dey laff when i read dat post. I jst pity d ones wey go take am serious

Lol i don't claim what i am not! I don't have to tell the world i travel to prove to an online beggar like you!!
At least i have audio experience with audio passport which you can never experience years to come!!

Send me your account number again let me send you something