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Christianity EtcRe: EBOLA Is Manufactured By Satan – T.B. JOSHUA by phabulux: 6:44pm On Aug 22, 2014
I've not read this, but, every thing that has TB Joshua in it has always been terrible. I'm operating on that premise.

Do us all a fave and shut the eff up.
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Is Your Description Of A Gentleman by phabulux: 4:02am On Aug 22, 2014
messpero90: lol ya ochibe
I don't like to bandy words with an iidiot. It's not intellectually-fulfilling.
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Is Your Description Of A Gentleman by phabulux: 4:00am On Aug 22, 2014
messpero90: lol ya ochibe
I don't like to bandy words with an idiot. It's not intellectually-fulfilling.
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Is Your Description Of A Gentleman by phabulux: 3:44am On Aug 22, 2014
messpero90: dat common sence u claim to have will tell u that im ironically saying ur ringworm finger.
Ringworm finger!

Oponu!
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Is Your Description Of A Gentleman by phabulux: 3:26am On Aug 22, 2014
messpero90: shut up ur dirty FUCKING mouth.
See?

You're terribly unreasonable. I never opened the mouth that you, in your mental apoplexy, called dirty.

Hello! I'm pressing this with my fingers.
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Is Your Description Of A Gentleman by phabulux: 3:10am On Aug 22, 2014
messpero90: If u like critisize me or not but wat i know is that a gentleman is a man that love GOD and keep his commandments.
You are beneath criticism. We only criticize someone who's got the common sense to appreciate it.
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Is Your Description Of A Gentleman by phabulux: 3:07am On Aug 22, 2014
davidif: What pun are you talking abouthuhhuhhuhhuh
Chai! if you don't know how to use this term, please don't. Na wa o haha grin
Please my guy don't ever use that phrase again hahaha cheesy
You're wicked, damn it! (Lol)
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Is Your Description Of A Gentleman by phabulux: 2:54am On Aug 22, 2014
temigracie: ...a gentleman is someone who loves for who i am....loves me unconditionally.....makes me smile n blush always.....a perfect gentleman knows my weakness n loves me with it...
In other words, Jesus Christ. Nobody else is that perfect.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Who May Become First Black British PM by phabulux: 2:27am On Aug 22, 2014
Sincere9gerian: Good news! From here, I wish him the best of luck.

Meanwhile, this is exclusively for the consumption of Ndi-Igbo on NL, myself inclusive

With that, we hope to see less chest-thumping posts on this thread
This is the first time I'd see you make a good post.
EducationRe: Male and Female Students Living in Same Apartment: Have Your Say by phabulux: 2:11am On Aug 22, 2014
purplesummer: I DIDN'T COHABIT but I used to watch with interest and disappointment how my fellow girls gave themselves in "marriage" free of charge. They cook, clean, wash clothes, give s*x, and even contribute financially to the relationship. Some even stab lectures when they have to cook or wash boyfriend's clothes. I pitied such girls.
You sound so holy and vain. I'll like to watch with interest (and maybe disappointment) the man that can cope with your foolery.
LiteratureRe: Free N5000 For A Writer Here Every Month! Click To See How! by phabulux: 4:37am On Aug 21, 2014
SammyHoe: Thanks for voting me but I am not eligible for the price. Pls kindly give that slot to another.
I've always thought that decision lacks much reason. If your write-up makes the most sense for the month, we'll have to overlook it for the benefit of derisively written pieces.
LiteratureRe: Free N5000 For A Writer Here Every Month! Click To See How! by phabulux:
I've not written any story but I want to vote for myself (after all, Nigeria defeated Korea 6 - 2)

Love is like a male
Importuning, importuning, stale
yet, when you, tail
betwixt your legs,
run, run, leaving even the rail
after such love, not kegs
of toasting will be of any detail
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Korea DPR (6 - 2) FIFA U-20 Women's WC Semi Final On Wed 20th August by phabulux: 4:03am On Aug 21, 2014
CFCfan: Unfortunately, I don't rate Edwin Okon as a sound tactician. The 2010 U-20 set could have reached the final or even won that tournament if he knew anything about tactics.
In that year's semifinal, the Falconets kept playing short/unnecessary passes which made it very easy for the Americans to organize themselves defensively, and hit our team with 2 counter-attacking goals. The Falcons will win the upcoming AWC, but it will largely be due to their individual talents.
I can't counter what you said.

You spoke the truth.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Korea DPR (6 - 2) FIFA U-20 Women's WC Semi Final On Wed 20th August by phabulux: 3:57am On Aug 21, 2014
tunshe: Germany vs Nigeria to play Final on Sunday.
Bring them on.

I'm happy to be a Nigerian. Watching them play was like watching Dionysus...

So happy
HealthRe: Nano Silver Can Cure Ebola – Manufacturer by phabulux: 6:04am On Aug 20, 2014
bennygreat1: No I don't.......
Thank you.
HealthRe: Nano Silver Can Cure Ebola – Manufacturer by phabulux: 6:58pm On Aug 19, 2014
bennygreat1: Mr Man... The first time this newz was uploaded there was no source!!! #Idontjustbelieve everytin I read.. Thanks.
I am not too smart when it comes to alcohol. A bottle of Orijin will probably knock an elephant too.

Do you believe that?
HealthRe: Nano Silver Can Cure Ebola – Manufacturer by phabulux: 7:31am On Aug 19, 2014
donnypool: they should try the drug in guinea or her brothers lib and serre, they have the worst outbreak. We are managing ours very well. nano and zmapp can relax till we come up with ours
Now, Guinea, I understand. They're managing, and, managing very well. The disease is been beaten there.

Now, Sierra Leone, there, I just read that they had to go from house to house to fetch the infected. Even Nano Silver can't be more potent than Jesus Christ.
CelebritiesRe: Wiz Khalifa And Wife Celebrates 1 Year Wedding Anniversary by phabulux: 6:58am On Aug 19, 2014
ferdiklint: Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose shared photos of their 2013 wedding ceremony. See photos of couple and the lovely message of Amber to Khalifa
Not everybody is - as you are - exercised on the topic of the wedding of a 'Khalifa'. They wed regular-like.
HealthRe: Nano Silver Can Cure Ebola – Manufacturer by phabulux: 6:47am On Aug 19, 2014
bennygreat1: Good!!! But where's the source of this newzhuh
Hmm, I see!

A member of the narrow-minded 'a picture-or-ahdonblivit' crew!
HealthRe: Doctors Hit Lagos Streets To Protest Mass Sack (PHOTOS) by phabulux:
ajetii: Most people here are busy running their mouth off and vilifying the doctors. Only few people realize it is the public and the government that will suffer the dire consequences of this thoughtless andi irresponsible move for the following reasons

1. As a thoughtful reminder for the uninformed the resident doctors are the engine rooms of all the hospitals sacking them is futile and only means the paralysis of the health system in Nigeria continues. (I like your saying the 'paralysis... Continues'. Replacements abound for the sacked ones, you'll be surprised. While blending them into the system, we may experience the kind of paralysis that we are already used to. That's a sacrifice that we're willing to make).

2. In a saner climes like Israel the doctors were on strike for 5 months for similar reasons. No JOHESU vilification and impostors from the public eventually peace a brokered, agreement were reached. You can read this here
https://www.nairaland.com/1809026/israeli-doctors-strike-finally-ends
(Someone else has already addressed this on this forum. I don't need to go into it)

3. If I were a resident doctor and you sack me, I'll open my shop and start consulting, and you guys are going to pay me good money. Of course you have the option of patronizing alternative medical practitioner, YEmKEM, chemists and your JOHESU consultants.
(Brother, you're very welcome. At least, we'll be sure that you're drawing remuneration for the work you do.)

The truth is that while on strike they (the doctors) are still been consulted by JOHESU members and their families who are sick on a private arrangement (so, why do they look so much like touts?). Never mind all these acrimonious comments and vituperations.
Some of these comments simply show Nigerians deserve their leaders (Is this because we don't agree with your insensitivity to your calling?). Leaders who think that decapitating a whole head is the solution to an headache. Am out of here.
HealthRe: Doctors Hit Lagos Streets To Protest Mass Sack (PHOTOS) by phabulux:
See the quoted below for what I think of your Pan-Africanist exertions:

redsun: I wish being perfect in the master's language is part of my worries,I would have been so joyous (certainly not because you've lost all hopes of probable perfection). My main worry is having to be of your kind that doesn't have original intuitionS that spurS thinking (there, you go again). The only reason why you guys are lazy intellectUALA (is this the English of the intellectually industrious?) and talk about BSs like this in the 21st century is that you don't understand the language you speak,write and learn with. Education to you is just reading, cramming ( which is obviously not what you've ever done in your life) and writing like almajrins (I've heard of Almajiris, but, Almajrins? Who are those? I hope they are not your regular ninjas) that merizes (this means what, exactly? The word is not in English language. Or, is it a monkeyspeak?) quoran in Arabic without understanding a word. It doesn't help you to think,theorise,formalarize (perhaps, formaldehyde. It will be similarly abused if used by you) and initiate,that is why you are unproductive and helpless as a society. You can't be educated (Omowe o!) and living like you live there, even little creatures like ants are more proactive amd (this is a typo, I know that) more organized compare (em!) to you guys there that call yourselves educated (using ants to edify humans has become stale, but, you can't know that, can you? You're too educated for such trifles).

You need to be reorientated before you can get the message.
You are irredeemable.[b][/b]
PoliticsRe: President Goodluck Jonathan Is The Answer To The Prayer Of All Nigerians, Ribadu by phabulux: 11:46pm On Aug 18, 2014
Ribadu's common sense was, perhaps, on vacation in 2011 or he wouldn't have contested against Jonathan that was the answer to Nigerians' prayers.

Barawo!
PoliticsRe: South-west Politics: PDP Will Win The Battle – Jimi Agbaje by phabulux: 11:41pm On Aug 18, 2014
eventsms: Lagos Politician, Jimi Agbaje, has revealed that he joined the People’s Democratic Party, PDP, because of his belief in the party’s ability to provide better governance for the people. The new People’s Democratic Party member admitted that his decision generated some “noise” from those who feel uncomfortable with it, and it was expected in politics for people to complain but added that what mattered more to him was having more people in support of the decision than those http://secret2020.com/south-west-politics-pdp-will-win-the-battle-jimi-agbaje/
Christ!

The fella just joined a party of any note and he already thinks the sun shines from his anus.

Remarkable!
HealthRe: Doctors Hit Lagos Streets To Protest Mass Sack (PHOTOS) by phabulux: 11:30pm On Aug 18, 2014
Toks2008: Na wa o! Wetin this person write wey make you dey use this kain word for a public forum like this.

Abeg jeje o
Nuances, of course, but, you should be mindful of differences in 'Nigerian doctors' and the 'doctors in Nigerian government hospitals'. The fellow ignored that distinction.
HealthRe: Doctors Hit Lagos Streets To Protest Mass Sack (PHOTOS) by phabulux: 11:21pm On Aug 18, 2014
Toks2008: Na wa o! Wetin this person write wey make you dey use this kain word for a public forum like this.

Abeg jeje o
Noted and appreciated.
HealthRe: Doctors Hit Lagos Streets To Protest Mass Sack (PHOTOS) by phabulux: 11:18pm On Aug 18, 2014
redsun: That is why you and your likes are lost souls. You worry over the irrelevants.

Oyinbo teach me nonsense. It is either Chinese,French,Italian,even German or English,but never yours and you ALWAY seems to be proud of things being that way. A people with no culture,no history,no writing,no arts,no precedences and no common sense. I am not like you,I refuse to accept it that way, I refuse to bow to colonization and mental slavery.
Alway? What the batshitmental is wrong with you, Redsun?

Forget neo-colonization and address your weaknesses.

If you're going to communicate in a language that you're not a mental slavery to, at least, do it the right way. Let people understand that you have a firm grasp of it, then, discard it.


I'll like to read your rants in Ibibio, or are you Itsekiri?
HealthRe: Doctors Hit Lagos Streets To Protest Mass Sack (PHOTOS) by phabulux: 11:09pm On Aug 18, 2014
Edkay: Interestingly these "heartless" nigerian doctors (at least cool are currently in ebola ward in lagos saving lives! The "heartless" nigerian doctors were on hand to detect, diagnose the first ebola patient that passed through immigration...saving us all! I am proud of these "heartless" nigerian doctors...we all should!
I've been told that I'm too acerbic, but, fools such as you are making it difficult for me to turn a new leaf.

Fighting ebola, aren't they? But, they still had the time to subscribe to a little bit of gangsterism.

You are probably one of those eating their national cakes in our federal hospitals.
HealthRe: Doctors Hit Lagos Streets To Protest Mass Sack (PHOTOS) by phabulux: 10:56pm On Aug 18, 2014
redsun: If educaated people can not bring about fundametaal changes aand upsit rogues that upsets their destinies,then there is no point of rhem being educated.The eduactaed ones must make the rules and set rational policies.That is how it works,not otherwise like it has ever been in nigeria since "independence" where vagabounds have always been in power.Havee always been in charge.
I'm willing to accept typograhical errors that are are within bounds, but, for God's sake, 'havee'

Are you a Chinese?

An android phone is not for everyone, y'know.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Police Arrests, Return N15m To Sokoto Robbery Victim by phabulux: 4:17am On Aug 18, 2014
emekatimsu: This one no be news na..Armed robbers and hardend criminals are caught everyday by the law enforcemnt officers,, OPC and bakassi.
That armed robbers are caught every day by law enforcement officers may not be news, but, that NIGERIAN police men could return a recovered plunder in excess of N15 million to the owner certainly is, at least, to me. Especially not after they'd been specifically offered the lot.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram ‘embarrassment’ Will End In Few Months, Says President by phabulux: 1:26am On Aug 07, 2014
hardebounty: how come u describe ur father ds way? Do take care of him though it reflect in u too.. Ahahhahahaha
You must have taken leave of your senses (not that having 'em is apparent in your post) to consider anything here hilarious.

Trying to turn this to parental abuse, aren't you? I'll naturally not consider to deign to such depth as mentioning your reprehensible father, but he's dead now, isn't he?
PoliticsRe: Osun Election: Nine Political Parties Adopt Omisore by phabulux: 9:37pm On Aug 06, 2014
dejt4u: source: http://www.punchng.com/news/nine-political-parties-adopt-omisore/
Ten political parties, sir. Fuckers united Corrupt Murderers Party.
SportsRe: Keshi Officially Accepts Offer To Stay On As Coach Of Nigeria by phabulux: 4:39pm On Aug 06, 2014
PhockPhockMan: Your mummy boy friend.
Please, don't be annoyed I quote you. That crass issue off an insect you quoted is a reason one leaves online fora with annoyance. They don't have any daamneed sense! Sickening sickos!

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