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Politics › Re: GEJ's Speeches Used Against Him In APC Sponsored Newspaper Adverts by phabulux: 4:54am On Feb 06, 2015

GARRIx7:
Are you sensible??

Did anyone wish him dead??

Did anyone ask why his family members are dying like fowls?

Did anyone mock him for being unable to impregnate Patience??

Did anyone criticize him for fathering children out of wedlock?

Did anyone ask how come his daughter got pregnant out of wedlock??....

Is there any lie, half truth or falsehood in any of the questions??

Did they attack his person or his family or attempt to stoke the flames of ethnic and religious bigotry??

Abeg Park go one side joor...

I almost lost hope. Now, I believe, we still have reasonable people on this forum.

Politics › Re: GEJ's Speeches Used Against Him In APC Sponsored Newspaper Adverts by phabulux: 4:50am On Feb 06, 2015

Truth24:
Though ur administration has been ruined and ridiculed by Boko Haram,
U're still d best performing President to have governed Nigeria
#GejUnstopable
#GejMyVal
I refuse to be bought and brainwashed with lies and propaganda.... Dats what "hay pee see" are known for..

Your sense, if you have any, must be under your feet.

Go through what you wrote again.

Politics › Re: Corruption‘ll Disappear If Buhari Wins, Says Amaechi by phabulux: 4:39am On Feb 06, 2015

njays24:
All those people shouting CHANGE,I don't think they know who they are dealing with,a n ex fulani military man. He'll just be laughing and smiling at all the people around him thinking he's cool with them. Tinubu and amaechi might end up being the first set of people he'll throw into jail!

'ex fulani'

Very funny!

So, he's no longer Fulani?

Politics › Re: Corruption‘ll Disappear If Buhari Wins, Says Amaechi by phabulux: 4:29am On Feb 06, 2015

30pence:
AMAECHI SHOULD COME OUT AND TELL EVERYONE, HOW MUCH HE SOLD RIVERS STATE OWNED JET TO AKWAIBOM, AND CREDIT THE STATE GOVT WITH THE BALANCE.

HE SHOULD COME OUT AND TELL THE MASSES THE TRUTH ABOUT HIS MONEY MILKING PROJECT CALLED MONORAIL,

HE SHOULD COME OUT AND TELL THE TRUTH HOW HE CONVERTED TIMARIV INTO A MONEY MAKING VENTURE, MILKING THE MASSES.

HE SHOULD COME OUT OPENLY AND SWEAR HE'S NOT AN OGBONI MEMBER.

HE SHOULD TELL THE MASSES WHY HIM AND HIS LAGOS STATE COUNTERPART IS SCARED OF SIGNING THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION FOI ACT INTO LAW.

KETTLES CALLING POT BLACK!

If you must expose your stupidity, expose it, at least, grammatically.

Politics › Re: Corruption‘ll Disappear If Buhari Wins, Says Amaechi by phabulux: 4:17am On Feb 06, 2015

PlutoLA:
I think there's a gross misunderstanding here. Cuz your post seems to classify me as pro-GEJ when I am quite the opposite

Noted, sir, and I ask your forgiveness.

Politics › Re: Corruption‘ll Disappear If Buhari Wins, Says Amaechi by phabulux: 4:09am On Feb 06, 2015

roselynbas:
So all these insults were hulled at free thinking Nigerians that who do not support Buhari? How do you explain away Amaechi's activities which we all know is an act of revenge and not for the betterment of any Nigerian? Nor of Tinubu the purported owner of Lagos state? Please, be warned!

Dear me!

Your stock-in-trade is threat, and, you weave it quite admirably. Being a political who.re must wear you down, so, I won't take too much of your time.

On a second thought, I've changed my mind. I doubt that you have the common sense to reason logically.

Politics › Re: Corruption‘ll Disappear If Buhari Wins, Says Amaechi by phabulux: 3:52am On Feb 06, 2015

ocelot2006:
Actually we know you clowns are foolish, dumb, and totally irrational for blindly falling for the crap being spewed by APC without looking at the facts on ground. So yeah, that pretty much describes your lot.

Let me tell you about the facts on ground (since you seem to be accessing this site from Yammousoukoro): we were told that 4000 megawatts of power was generated under this government, but, where I live, we have not been visited, either in person or through bulbs, by IBDC (if that's what they are called now) in five months and two weeks.

From where you are, you may be unable to see the touted improvement this government has made on our rail lines (I'll be sure to snap a picture or two when I go out today). Couches, not of rail cars but of people, are what we are embarrassed with.

You PDP supporters are too dislocated from the reality to see all these.

Politics › Re: Corruption‘ll Disappear If Buhari Wins, Says Amaechi by phabulux: 3:32am On Feb 06, 2015

ocelot2006:
Actually we know you clowns are foolish, dumb, and totally irrational for blindly falling for the crap being spewed by APC without looking at the facts on ground. So yeah, that pretty much describes your lot.

”you clowns”

You have a right, undisputed if I must be honest, to vacate your use of common sense, but, you'll be truly foolish to expect us to follow you down that lane.

I am not an APC member - in fact, I've never - in my life - supported Buhari - but, here we are presented with two evils. Jonathan represents the worse evil.

Politics › Re: Celebrities show pdp their support at presidential rally in delta(pics) by phabulux: 8:17am On Feb 05, 2015

temitemi1:
PDP the real party! GEJ the real man! GEJ till 2019!!!

Taking care of number one, aren't you?

Man must wack!

Ole!

Politics › Re: FG Unveils Take-off Of High Speed Train From Abuja To Lagos by phabulux: 8:13am On Feb 05, 2015

M4gunners:
GEJ built 12 university under 2 years. Which ex president has done that? Gej rebuild our Train system. For more than 20 years in this Country there is nothing like Train. Our Economy is in the best shape now making us to overtake South Africa as number 1 in Africa. Talking about security, GEJ called the Boko Haram for dialogue for several times. The id1ot accepted it,but turn around to kill innocent people that same day. He now gave order that the Army should go after them . Northen elders say Gej is killing there Children.

If you're truly a gunner (being a gunner, myself), I can only say a part of your head 'dey there'.

Where are you living? When was the last time you boarded a train?

Universities? What's this? A communist republic? I will respond to this issue in a moment...

... But, this must be responded to, now...

Our economy overtook the SouthAfrican? Do you smoke? What are you smoking?
This government only re-based our economy. If you don't know what that means, it means the sectors previously unaccounted for, and un-included, in the aggregate valuation of the economy are now factored in. Who knows? The Nigerian economy might even have been the largest under Obasanjo.
If you must cite this as an example of Jonathan's contribution to this country, try, at least, to include the the fact that our per-capita income has reduced consistently under his charge. We feel that.

Politics › Re: Corruption‘ll Disappear If Buhari Wins, Says Amaechi by phabulux: 7:49am On Feb 05, 2015

PlutoLA:
Did you also read in that same article where it was stated that GEJ made the same oil well deal with Tinubu if he can help him win in the SW but didn't fulfill it? I know you would have skipped that part

Jonathan's supporters ought to be put in a room labelled 'The Irrational' and sealed for the safety of ordinary Nigerians.

They think we are as foolish, as dumb, as deprived of rational thinking as they. They keep forgetting that we know them for whom they are: thieves, hungry dogs, charlatans, morons, liars and (I must give this the definite article) The Depraved.

Exhibiting this crass irrationality, sir, only proves my case. You may be a fool, but, we are not all fools. How unthinking can a man get than to believe all the falsehood you people peddle?

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Politics › Re: Corruption‘ll Disappear If Buhari Wins, Says Amaechi by phabulux: 7:32am On Feb 05, 2015

SeverusSnape:
This got me laughing
Change by force!
Starting with Tinubu, Atiku and you noise maker (Amaechi).
Bunch of thieving Anti kworuftion crusaders.

SeverusSnape,

That got me cracking.

Politics › Re: FG Unveils Take-off Of High Speed Train From Abuja To Lagos by phabulux: 7:24am On Feb 05, 2015

M4gunners:
GEJ is working all he needs now is our support to enable him finish what he started.

Let me get this straight: Are you saying he has never been supported for six (let me say that again) six years, and, for that reason, he has not completed a project; or, are you saying having waited for six years, we should be foolishly (nay, moronically) patient enough to wait for another four years while we get bilked?

Politics › Re: FG Unveils Take-off Of High Speed Train From Abuja To Lagos by phabulux: 7:14am On Feb 05, 2015

Descartes:
Your type ARE NOT NEED in the classrooms cos of your sadism.

Oops!

Politics › Re: Buhari Should Call His 'Dogs' To Order – Asari Dokubo by phabulux: 6:29am On Feb 05, 2015

dandydrey:
Tell dem oo before we start our own.

Nothing can stop ✋ GEJ.

***********************************************
There are women in power under GEJ who have
record-breaking successes, especially Ngozi Okonjo-
Iweala.
Don't follow the bandwagon of those who want to
eradicate the office of the first lady, hence giving women
no chance.
VOTE WISELY. VOTE # GEJ©

You're ill-educated, if educated at all. Is that office recognized by the constitution? You can't eradicate what's not there, to start with. With your rampant support for illegality and (dare I say it?) thievery, it will be a suprise if you have something other than 'shiiit' flowing through your veins.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Should Call His 'Dogs' To Order – Asari Dokubo by phabulux: 5:20am On Feb 05, 2015

meforyou1:
Bokkohari the certificateless undisputed main financier of boko haram should call his almajiri dogs to OTHER. No tribe in Nigeria has monopoly of violence

Oops!

Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Attack Bus Passengers At Ore - Pictures by phabulux: 12:12am On Feb 04, 2015

wilsondave:
all this Fulani people sa. nawa o.......
(Education, we all understand, can be elusive; but, we forgive your ignorance)

all they know is to steal, kill and destroy.......
(Forgive me if I don't agree with you. Stealing seems to be the calling card of Jonathan and his followers of thieves. Killing? Ask those whose lives have been sacrificed to senseless deaths in this Boko Haram insurgence. 'Destroy'? Don't make me laugh!

and one Fulani aboki is aiming to become the next president.
(As is applicable to a Gwang-tong which you are).

just joking o cause I know politicians on NL will attack me now especially aboki supporters lol.....

(The funniest thing is that we will still defend your right to air this momentous foolishnesss however nonsensical we consider it)

quote me and type rubbish and see how thunder will fire you.

Politics › Re: TMG Dissociate Self From Presidential Debates, Accuse Organizers Of Fraud by phabulux: 12:31am On Feb 01, 2015

franciskaine:
Buhari wants to come back and send your fathers to jail for corruption, will you vote for a man that will send your fathers to jail? - GEJ 2015. And the crowd shouted NO! after all, stealing is not corruption. Associate yourself with GEJ and lose your integrity.

Much as I will like Agbaje to win in Lagos, I noticed that all PDP candidates are suffering from lack of campaign ingenuity. They are entirely bereft of ideas.

Hotspots in Lagos?

Now, Jonathan is campaigning with non-issues.

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Politics › Re: President Jonathan's National Identity Card (For Age Clarification Rumour) by phabulux: 11:56pm On Jan 31, 2015

fattybombom:
That's a humble and true leader, when people doubt his age he presents an evidence. Not papa Buhari who will be running from Almajiri to the military camp and then Cambridge for certificate forgery when he knows he didn't sit for WASSCE.

God almighty, fattybombom! If you want to take a passport photograph, you won't be given the privilege of presenting your best visage. Nobody will tell you 'oya turn your body', 'oya turn your face', 'na that left fine past', etc. Are you bloody dumb? Sorry to ask. You're bloody dumb. Fat has not only clogged your heart but also your reasoning faculty.

Look again at that 'passport' and tell me if you are stuupid enough to think that truly was a passport.

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Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by phabulux: 8:38am On Jan 27, 2015

cluksy:
OMG! Bros, your own worst too...
even the daughter KNEW that her father DIDN'T have Certificate

Or, at least, '...the daughter KNOWS that her father DOESN'T have...'

Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by phabulux: 7:36am On Jan 27, 2015

liberty300:
mr. English, you don't know you're wrong Abii? Op was correct..seems you didn't write jamb to see this kinda questions. The last "s" in blasts means continuous tense..which is wrong. Correct yourself Mumu man

Olodo!

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Politics › Re: Certificate Controversy: Abuja Lawyer Drags Buhari To Court by phabulux: 7:19am On Jan 27, 2015

Alfranco:
The General truly wrote the required exams having gone to school, no doubt. But the simple truth is why he lied in the affidavit that his required certificate is with the military when it wasn't as the military proved. On this note the lawyer has a valid point. But diehard supporters can't see reasons 'cos of sentiments.

All this 'clutching at straw' is just one more attempt at the subversion of the people's will. All you Jona's apologists are not all fools: you can see the handwriting clearly on the wall. Jona will not win this election if Buhari is not disqualified or if the election is not monumentally rigged. So, this move is understood if not appreciated.

Having said that, this new dance of the dunce should not unduly disturb the camp of the APC if the general truly wrote the exams. Let us have that certificate either validated or disproved once and for all, so that we, ordinary Nigerians, can put this annoying irritation behind us.

We will just have to hope that the pervasive corruption that has been the hallmark of this administration has not yet penetrated the hallowed chambers; but, I have my fears.

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Politics › Re: Hoodlums Stone Jonathan’s Convoy In Katsina by phabulux: 8:42am On Jan 21, 2015

Promhize:
Southwesterners eyes are clogged. So sorry for them

You should be sorry for yourself and your clan.

The Yoruba ethnic group is probably the most intellectually advanced in this country that the president and you, his apologists, have condemned to moral purgatory.

Southwesterners will not champion the cause of failure nor of mediocrity. They accepted the president in 2011 when he had promises to wave in their faces. Four years of failed promises, unchecked lawlessness and unprecedented level of corruption (at least, in a civilian government) down the line, they passionately seek a positive change to amend their error in judgement.

Politics › Re: PDP Presidential Campaign Rally In Zamfara Live On NTA And AIT by phabulux: 3:47pm On Jan 20, 2015

biafranqueen:
I know I just like to jab them here and there, I know its not nice to make fun of slow people but....

You are dull, daft, dumb, unintelligent, moronic and a curse to womanhood. You are not only slow, but also implacably blind and morally bankrupt. Good women all over the world hold up the ideals of accountability and administrative responsibility, perhaps, not for their own sake, but for the sake of their children and the coming generations. You, of course, are not a good woman. You are a political slut. You've sold your feminine essence and virtues for political vittles.

Before you go frothing at the mouth, I'm not an APC member, but, I despise corrupt people and those who accommodate them. APC members are not the criminals: you and your lot are.

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Politics › Re: Atiku, Kwankwaso, Others Have Abandoned Buhari, Says PDP by phabulux: 7:16am On Jan 18, 2015

Sagytarius:
Brethren,
This is a desperate and urgent call from the throne of Grace that the brethren in Christ are about to make the greatest error of their lives by selling off their kingly heritage for a mess of pottage called "change". Change into what? Change into what happened to Egypt , Sudan, Lybia, Algeria and Turkey which were once flourishing Christian countries but because the brethren there also sold their souls on the premise of "it does not matter" they became the last set of Christians in those countries! Remember Turkey! It was the beautiful Christian country called Constantinople! Today it is history! The foundation of the planned islamisation of Nigeria was taken in 1989 in Abuja by OIC. Since then they have not looked back! Our Government gave them a contribution of 21 billion dollars then! Wonder then where the funding of boko Haram is coming from? They have painfully now infiltrated one of the biggest denominations in Nigeria and offered one of their best Pastors -a Professor,a Vice presidential Slot! Now a larger community of that denomination now promotes this "change"! They did it in Constantinople ! Remember brethren, that the biggest denomination of Christians in the North - the EYN has been wiped off! All their churches burnt. You may say that it is the North it can't get here! They said the same thing in Sudan, Libya, Algeria and Constantinople! How come the brethren have become so dulled in the Spirit that they no longer are sensitive?
We may be the last Christians in Nigeria if this grave error the brethren is about to commit is not averted! Our Lord Jesus is greatly miffed by our irresponsibility as His Followers! How come we no longer hear Him! The Great shepherd of the Sheep! How come that Christians have forgotten that this country was made ungovernable by these same people and Christians are holding the wrong person responsible? How come? The signs of the eventual Islamization of Nigeria are awash in the 1999 constitution where Islam, Sharia are mentioned more than 100 times.! Not a single mention of Christ or Christianity! You say it does not matter. Now, mark it you cannot amend the constitution without a bitter progrom!
Brethren, the night is here! We must contend for the faith and our heritage which was handed once and for all to us by our maker!
Don't relent, sound this trumpet by forwarding same to all your contacts! We will not be the last Christians in Nigeria! Amen.

Remarkable!

When paranoia meets idiocy and religious apoplexy, this is what you get.

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Politics › Re: Jonathan & Entourage Visit Obi Of Onitsha For Royal Blessings (Photos) by phabulux: 6:42am On Jan 18, 2015

*yawns*

Some people are incurably partial to corruption and subtle thievery. Given half the chance, they will steal everything either hidden or in plain view. The urge to pilfer flows in their bloodstream; and, you should remember, good people, that birds of a feather, they say, flock together. That explains their shameless fixation on getting Jona re-elected. Naturally, these people - these goats - always have selective blindness too. They choose not to realise that only Ibos, south-southerners and a few bastards from the southwest are the ones singing this GEJ's song like pneumoniac canaries.

Well, I await Saint Valentine's day with bated breath.

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Politics › Re: N21bn Donation: We Can’t Probe Donors, Says INEC!! by phabulux: 5:28am On Dec 26, 2014*

finallydavies:
it's crazy how some fools shout change like Buhari is a known angel. if u don't believe in the present administration u can as well leave for Chad. #GejTillBuhariRemovesHausaAccentFromHisSpeeches#

That means even YOU believe there's less corruption, less wanton disregard for the law, less abuse of power and privileges, less monumental official skullduggery in Chad than we currently have in Nigeria.

I'm not a fan of Buhari, no, but you GEJ apologists should put sentiments aside for once and put your brains to profitable use.

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Romance › Re: Amazing Facts About Love!! by phabulux: 4:53am On Nov 19, 2014

pasqal09:
1. Cuddling triggers the same neurological reaction as taking pain killers

2. Falling in love has the same neurological effects as a cocaine high.

3. It takes less than four minutes to decide if you have feelings for someone. So guys, don't mind those girls that play hard to get.

4. When looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate.

5. Expressing gratitude towards people you love causes an immediate spike in your happiness.

6. When you see someone you're interested in, what feels like butterflies in your stomach is actually a stress response called adrenaline.

7. Men are more emotionally affected when relationships end. So don't mind those guys that act like their hearts are made of stone, they actually cry themselves to sleep every night during break-ups.

8. Like sex and hunger, the urge to fall in love is primitive and biological.

were you born yesterday? This, no, these aren't love. Not in Nigeria, anyway.

Politics › Re: 2015: “obasanjo And I Have Agreed To Save Nigeria” – Atiku by phabulux: 4:29am On Nov 19, 2014

chiefinalowo:
Oga Atiku and Baba OBJ, whatever you people agreed on must give GEJ as the end product.

GEJ will defeat you or any person that APC fields.
I can't wait to vote against APC come 2015.

I'll like to see your eyes when your GEJ IS defeated. If Apc fields nongono, it'll defeat Jonathan. People are voting him out out of sentiment.

Politics › Re: Is Tambuwal's Defection To APC A PDP Setup by phabulux: 3:01am On Nov 17, 2014

menesheh:
Once like me as GEJ's apologist right?
U was formerly in the right track but presently in the wrong sphere of events ugh.

I believe continuity makes sense, not because of the extent of noise made by your kind, but, because anybody else other than Jonathan will want to start from the beginning. Now, Jonathan has my vote unless Tambuwal contests.

Politics › Truth by phabulux(op): 2:53am On Nov 17, 2014

Ibos are the most senseless race. I know I'll be banned for raising this topic, but, the truth must be told.

You are deadweights to Jonathan, now. You're his most vocal supporters, but, you're also his costliest.

I'll be ashamed to be an Ibo man, today. You have no plan for the future of your unborn child. All you're after is your pocket, or, perhaps, its mental associative influence. You've not asked yourselves why no reasonable non-ibo man will ever consider your kind worthy of any post in Nigeria. Your fixation, nay, madness, to register your voice in this maddening STAMPEDE to be in the good books of Jonathaniship won't earn him more followers in my part of the country.

Politics › Re: (photos)leiutenant Killed By Boko Haram During Attempt To Recapture Chibok Today by phabulux: 2:19am On Nov 17, 2014

LilNetty:
According to twitter user @MusadiqZ ,today , Leiutenant A. Mudassir (Mudex) and his troops lost their lives while going to recapture Chibok from Boko Haram..
So sad.RIP to yet another fallen hero..Read more tweets below

You 'RIP' wailers, what are you waiting for?

'I just saw him yesterday! RIP'

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