lies.......

freaking news making headlines everyday....
i'm getting tired of NL FP self

shit country...all of them are Igbos.
them no get good news..
I loath living with them!

Gosh! she's not feeling well

OboOlora:
The Ex right now

Disgusting and boring!

Wetin eyes no go see again for this yeye Country

kadreeG7:

''I applied for a job stating BSc as requirement'' and u are HND holder. continue!!

shut up! English is not a measure of intelligence. "and u are HND holder?" you too should ....listen to yourself.

Rootprof:
In kwara state here please bury your points biko... Comparing kwara poly with Unilorin result is like comparing cat with lion

Sorry to say kp is only for money making ...over 900 students in a single class receiving lecture.. Chaiiii...this act is pure cheating not teaching ... How on earth can a single lecturer handle such number... All they know is to sell handout every semester for struggling students .. Peace

900 is small now....mapoly masscom are over 6000. and 3000 per class(Steam A and B)

80mins 0-shot on Target. hahahaha

No top 4 = No CL = No money = Even less to spend on transfers. Chelsea fans, it’s only going to get worse.

"Barcelona, we're coming for you," sings the Chelsea end. With a heavy dose of irony.......chelshit indeed!

They fall my hand.

The practice could be an incite from Igbos

Himmler:
That scumbag won us the league last season

Batshuayi, Aubameyang travelled to different countries and started a game in 48 Hrs. This idiot kept Giroud on the bench because he's not used to his idea of football. What stupid idea?

This hairless dim-witted scumbag has a striker but he keeps starting Hazard upfront.

CONTE LAST MATCH

With Cahill on the pitch it's 9 against 12

NWgraphics:
lunatic how do u expect me to believe your stupid write up

The way you believe your clown pastors.

Dumbass!

Punishment for Blasphemy

Leviticus 24:10-16

Now, an Israelite woman's son, whose
father was an Egyptian, went out among the
people of Israel. And the Israelite woman's
son and a man of Israel fought in the camp,
and the Israelite woman's son
blasphemed the Name of God, and cursed. Then
they brought him to Moses. His mother's
name was Shelomith, the daughter of Dibri,
of the tribe of Dan. And they put him in
custody, till the will of the LORD should be
clear to them.
Then the LORD spoke to Moses, saying,
“Bring out of the camp the one who
cursed, and let all who heard him lay their
hands on his head, and let all the
congregation stone him. And speak to
the people of Israel, saying, Whoever curses
his God shall bear his sin. Whoever
blasphemes the name of the LORD shall
surely be put to death. All the congregation
shall stone him. The sojourner as well as the
native, when he blasphemes the Name, shall
be put to death.

Some Nigerian Christians were real definition of Hypocrites! How can you blasphemed against God's name,simply because it was written in Arabic as Allah

some were dull to the extent of not knowing God means Allah in Arabic..
Can they blasphem against God's name in Yoruba(as Olohun) or in igbo(as Igwe) .....They're fanatics,always looking for trouble.


Most Christians are envious of Muhammed, so ...i'm not surprise to see them associating malignity with Mohammed.

Muhammed kingdom itself will justify that Muslims were right... and Their Adopted-European-Christianity will make them to perish,with their continuous blasphemy attitudes.

A real Christians, whom understanding bible and that has travelled( made tour) to Jerusalem.....shall realize how Benevolence Prophet Mohammed life was....He's the Best of Best mankind.....

Even with the fact that Orunmila( one of the Yoruba ancestors) married a girl at age 6-9.....You won't see anyone opening the chapter.....and that doesn't call for blaspheming.

Aishat was betrothed to Mohammed at the age of 9 and the marriage took place around age of 15-18.

Blame Buhari

HigherEd:
Its just like the Prime Minister of UK trying to rename Oxford university. She go enter serious trouble

Shut up your dirty mouth!
it can be renamed to Queen Elizabeth University

Dkfpaul:
i really thank you sir

you guys really take me as man.... smh!

Dkfpaul:
ok thanks,pls do u av an idea of any school i may still apply for or any programme?

For now....I don't think there's any school¿ unless you wanna Run Part time program.


Perseverance.....That's what you need.
I know how you feel....but believe me,if you can endure, and work hard this year,by picking ui and ibpoly....You'll have a strong chance...

people don't ask how far or how long you built a house¿ They only Commend and say "This House is Beautiful!"

I have a friend who'll clock 26 this year, and she's still applying for mbbs, why?? because she wants Best Certificate. Ui and ibpoly Certificate have 30% assurances of getting Job in the labour Market...

just be patient....don't rush things......fate can never be changed!
God bless you!

Dkfpaul:
is the form still on sale? And after spending two years wich certificate will i be given ?

it has closed.
You'll be given National Diploma after 2years.
But you must pick them in jamb as most preferred Polytechnic, probably after picking UI as the most preferred University.

Dkfpaul:
thanks,even though i meant diploma and not pre-degree.
So is UI not doing diploma programme?

I think they have diploma.....but its inform of DLC.
and those DLC courses weren't Subjective Course. They're inferior courses...

I'd advise you to do the Diploma at IbPoly...just 2 years(and it'll be a standard course)

I loathe seeing all this Scam Job advertisement
They've already got who they want(politicians/connections) and they've screened them secretly

The rest nah wash! Stop wasting our time.

maxwell530:
18 topics has been moved to the FP recently and none of BBnaija, nairaland thread derailers are doing a very good job.i dare any yeye mod to cum push Tonto dike or Banky W/Adesuwa topic on FP.

what's so special about BBnaija self

Another Statue loading......

SirBunky85:
more boring

I don't have time for your trolling..... foolish man!








im done replying you coz you're done for!

SirBunky85:
boring

your misfortunes

No.3 ekpetu street

P. O. Box 172,

Ijora, Lagos,
Nigeria.


9th May, 2017.

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the Accountant at
your office and hereby apply for the job as a
replacement of the dead Accountant.
Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply
that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have
caught you red handed and you have no excuse
because while I was in my hometown for holidays
I heard the good news about his death so I
quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be
sure that he was truly dead before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his
obituary photograph as proof of vacancy.
You can't lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB!
Thank you.
Yours faithfully,







Owoeye Micheal Ojo

No.3 ekpetu street

P. O. Box 172,

Ijora, Lagos,
Nigeria.


9th May, 2017.

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the Accountant at
your office and hereby apply for the job as a
replacement of the dead Accountant.
Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply
that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have
caught you red handed and you have no excuse
because while I was in my hometown for holidays
I heard the good news about his death so I
quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be
sure that he was truly dead before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his
obituary photograph as proof of vacancy.
You can't lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB!
Thank you.
Yours faithfully,







Owoeye Micheal Ojo

Sokat123:
...says who?

That's ND STRONG DISTINCTIONS......and only 1 of 100 will be admitted....

ND for Comp Sci.,

Don't even think of it....Its a waste of time, regardless of Strong or weak DISTINCTIONS.





Unless with 4G connection (long legs)

suso:

I have friends who were admitted to Mathematics, statistics and physics with mechanical engineering in ND

oh ok ......Go and do it.