₦airaland Forum

Esseite:
I dont think Nigeria can survive 2 more years of Buhari..

Gandollaar:
Buhari was a Killjoy, is a Killjoy and would remain a Killjoy forever.

Imagine I heard Chelsea was doing well until buhari entered London.

JidennaJason:
While I wait for the Nairaland Feminist demons to slam this sensible married woman,

I will use this opportunity to wish my brother NwaAmaikpe a happy new month and thank him specially for something he did.


Cc; Ikillbrokehoes, Kriss216.

mayberry1:
Mine happened in my 400l. I ate egusi soup that was prepared the previous night by a friend before going for 7am lecture the next day, I didn't know that was the beginning of the end for me.
Midway into the lecture, my tummy started rumbling, I sat with my click of friends I had to inform them my tummy was about messing with me and they all urged me to endure cause the lecturer was very strict. My tummy didn't give up, it kept tormenting me that I was forced to use my face to control my tummy and buttocks, whenever my tummy wants to release farts I'd squeeze my face so hard and tighten my anus little did I know the lecturer was taking note of my facial reaction. He walked up to my seat and asked with a loud voice " young lady, I've been noticing your facial reaction and all don't seem to be well" I told him "yes Sir, I'm having severe migraine " my friends burst into laughter. He beckoned on me to stand up and go to the pharmacy but I couldn't cause that would be the end of me(the poo would drop all over). I told him I'd be fine Sir, let me manage it.
I kept telling God that if he let's me stand up and get to the park, I don't mind defecating inside the taxi I'd glorify his name.
Just after the lecture, I held onto one of my friends like I was paralysed and she started leading me slowly out of the lecture hall unfortunately it got worst I couldn't bear it no longer, the poo was already dropping with every step I took and there was no bush or restroom close, I was forced to defecate in an open space. It wasn't long few of my course mates started passing there and was shocked to see me defecating in the open. I used leafs to clean my buttocks. I died 5 times that day.

techmo:





A whole State command got raided by miscreants, Adamu really fvcked up

But why did Buhari just humiliate Adamu just like that, why fire him while on assessment tour of the scene of crime

The next IGP would show Biafrans hell just to please Buhari and save his Job, this was why Burutai was ordering Python dance



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qualityalone:
u r one of them

qualityalone:
the only bayelsan with a good heart

milann:
How will a growup girl be masturbating when there are big cøcks out to satisfy herself with beyond reasonable doubt. I have a friend who would call me whenever she's hørny becos we had an agreement to always help one another in time of need despite the fact that i have a lover. That's how it suppose to be, enough of the habits.

Agent8706:
This right here is your problem. Since you don't discharge regularly, and maybe masturbates not, the body has to find a way to get rid of the overstayed semen for some fresh blood

oluwaseyi0:
Very normal

You need to get laid soon and frequently

This is one of the issues with abstinence that your pastors won't tell you

Pointblank09:
It is a normal thing for a guy that abstain from sex. You will experience it at least once in a month.

Do not be deceived by congi theory.

Thanks

IamAgod:
Okay so I take it you didn’t read or pay attention to the memo op uploaded.
It was directed to NIRSAL PLC not Nirsal MFB and it was stated that pending the time Nirsal PLC recovers it loans that were disbursed, (ABP LOANS) the CBN will suspend all loans to the institution

IamAgod:
The thread talks about Anchor Borrower Program
& you said you know people that were shortchanged.

This is contradictory

IamAgod:
Shortchanged... how?
Are you referring to the TCF covid loan?

zombieHUNTER:
Cows that missed road in the bushes and ran into social media.. so unfortunate

Hassanmaye:
I wish he will accept Islam to have a lasting peace of mind

Nigeriabiafra82:
Asassination are done in various ways,mustn’t be with a gun
Lethal weapon in name of covid 19 can kill you,
If world leaders are not careful many will be killed this way

Ojiofor:
Yinka the true son of Oduduwa I will not type RIP until further details emerge.

Ajibade123:
rip
but how do Buhari survives all this things