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Nigerians, especially Southerners do not know why this Isah Pantani was particularly appointed as a minister of communication and digital economy, where he's expected to harmonise our database. The guy is terror-smart and very fanatical.

pyyxxaro:
Shekau ! Thunder fire your testes

Guy you wicked oo, do u know what testes meant to that shekau? He prefers his testes to you fa!

You did nothing wrong. You were honest and true to yourself.

The last time I granted an interview to some folks, we had kept them from 9am till 3pm and at 3pm, there was still no sign of us to commence soon. Because our DMD was just doing anyhow.

Fast forward, a guy and a lady came over to me and told me that they only had their transport which they can't touch but they are very hungry.

My madam was furious.
Well, I went down, bought 3 loaves of bread, and 13 bottles of mineral (according to their number) from my pocket and I gave them.
2hrs later we started d interview but by then, I've sent d two cheerleaders away.

The next day we asked the two guys (the two cheerleaders I sent away) to resume work with their CVs. Matter of fact, we needed people who can express themselves and brave. And they were able to market themselves.

What impressed most about d two guys was, they left without complaint and I was thrilled by their comportment. One of them Farouk later won an award....

You see, don't besmirch yourself. I love ur spirit but try and get a shoe at lease, ejoor, biko, ne'ila

If you operate ur business in Nigeria, you can never have a good heart toward her citizens. Everything is political and the environment is hostile. People will frustrate you until you become a monster.

I don't blame companies that relocated from Nigeria. Very evil, difficult & wicked citizens.


God Bless the rich

notym2chektym:
Unity beggar,If to break away from this zoo is a definition of criminality,then I wholeheartedly support criminality

Pls this mtn voucher for you: 04 11 65 83 92 30 31 4.
You're smart

AtikuNetwork:
What nonsense is this you are saying? Is he supposed to keep quiet over Igboho's criminal activity because he is forming Oduduwa activist? Such blackmail should not be allowed to stand. You people are supporting criminality based on sentiments.

Why now? Did it just happened? Why has olatunji been waiting all this while?

I feel you bro. The part you state that you've done all kinds of odd jobs got me.

Life is hard. Very hard, especially for young christians who doesn't have connections. That's why whenever I hear that yahoo boys are bursted in Delta, Sound, Ibadan... I feel for ourselves down south. Pastors are there to suck us dry or worst, treat us with disdain when they find out that we ain't got nothing.

My point is, you know.. "what you reveal you heal" drop ur phone number. We may do business since you're in Bayelsa.

Be strong!

BigYash:
Your own sef too much. He is asking for advice and not someone to investigate his life. Some of this nairalanders sef...

4get that self-service... I don't know why he's bugging the guy. And he's even happy doing it. Just look at way he's smiling

i926:
You said "I am 40.." and not I'm about 40 years old, anyway that's not the issue. You should've stayed put in FRSC.

This is a hard time but be strong.

What's ur own? Why tripping off him like that? You've been in his shoe so u don't know what's up. He was an army for crying out loud! Besides, he's not trying to impress us with English unlike some of you in NL who are only interested i romance section. Allow him pls!

SimplyFacts:
Don't worry, all will be fine someday & we would be able to do much for humanity. No matter what you go through now, just don't let the urge die.

Thanks.

The kind of humanity I'm born to offer but...

Kebbiprince:
That's why I laugh when people insult older ladies, most ladies in their 30s are far purer than the so called Ladies in early 20s who have been damaged beyond repair

You mean ladies at thirties do not pass thru twenties? Just listen to urself.

AmbaliJ:
You dis Biafran girl, why you carry Oduduwa matter for head like gala? Abi na one yoruba demon dey kpansh your puna ni? Go and tell those bankrolling you that Yorubas WILL definitely participate in 2023 elections. Who no like am can relocate to Biafra. Anybody is free to agitate for Oduduwa or whatever. But no one has the right to deny any other person their right to vote. Impossicant.

Gerout! The power of vote is returning to the electorates. Nigerians are beginning to have a common voice. Why do you think organized crime are taking place? Sit down there and continue to feed from ur parents.

Xscape1993:
Says who? Waste of resources everywhere!

Says oduduwans.

SegFault:
It's a free world Biko. There is no such thing as charms my brother, the fact that Hitler could brainwash thousands of Germans into fighting a dumb losing war against the rest of the world tells you much about the human mind, some people are sheep that need dominance.

Send me it account number.

It's not a charm. People don't know the power of hypnotism and manipulation.

Zane2point4:

This vagina people won't fail to amaze me
You got pregnant and instead of taking full responsibility of it here she is blaming the igbo culture and trying to heap her predicament on men as usual.

You wasted your youthful days, become evening news paper and got pregnant, then suddenly want to twist the little morals left of this world to favour you, thunder go strike that your head.

The same way APC is blaming PDP for their colossal failures and is trying to heap the predicament on price of crude oil.

It's like you eat bitter kola a lot,.... cuz truth is bitter

Chiugoo1:
Nollywood actress, Uche Ogbodo has replied fans and haters who criticize her for getting pregnant out of wedlock, what according to her Igbos call 'Imenkpuke'.

The actress who already has a 6 year old daughter from her very short-lived marriage before it crashed, said she never planned to get pregnant but that it has happened and being that she has a boyfriend who loves her, at 34, that she can't abort her baby because of what people will say. That abortion is against her belief as a Catholic.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_lJWQGiqPc

Uche Ogbodo blamed the African culture for being unfair to women.

She said many Women between 30-45 are crying, praying for a husband so that they could bear children in marriage and not outside marriage, that not every lady has the kind of mind she has. That some will approach 45 yet no Husband, that instead of just waiting for a husband that is not forthcoming, why not have a baby that will take care of you at old age even without marriage?

That's a fair opinion.

BigBelleControl:
They can still do o, if 84 years old Aláàfin is still firing from all cylinders.

Don't make me laugh I beg! My rent is due today...

Okoroawusa:
Which of the Gods?

Christian God?
Muslim God?
Igbo God?
Yoruba God?
Hindu God?
Deeper Life God?... the one that doesn't like women wearing trousers
Christ Embassy God?... the one that supports women to wear trousers


This pastor has to be specific... Which God? The one that didn't see COVID-19 pandemic coming?

Have you heard of Zoe god?

Streetpresident:
Nigeria only woe is leadership.

OBJ: The genesis of the present day Nigeria.
Power monger, pretend to fight corruption but
always after his political foes. He forgot his
prison experience. Had he gotten it right in 1999,
Nigerians wouldn't be deported by Ghana &
Gabon, SA won't dare look us in the face &
Nigerians won't be in the current mess. Guilty
27%


Yar'Adua: Initiated some reforms, covered up
ibori & others corruption cases. At least dreamt
& saw vision 20-20-20. Guilty 3%


GEJ: Misused opportunity, chop I chop govt.
Look away while the country was being pillaged
by his many babes. Didn't believe in any vision.
Tried to please the north at the detriment of the
south but was betrayed, deceived, used &
dumped. Guilty 10%


PMB: Prophetically King Saul story type on how he became king. Grandmaster of corruption, only forensic
audit can reveal the trillions stolen under his
watch. Promised heavens brought hells. Runs a
borrow borrow govt. that can borrow from a day
old baby. Destroyed vision 20-20-20. His vision
was that of lekki on the 20-10-20. Divider in
Chief (DiC), One chance President who divided
the country like no other. Kidnapping, banditry &
terrorism businesses boom during his reign.
Always indifferent to public outcry, arrests
anyone who protests his bad leadership style but
protested against GEJ. Baba go slow, took half a
year to pick his kitchen cabinet. Guilty 60%

You're a pro in reasoning

Righteousness2:

Its Funny! But Seriously I see Pmb as a Kind of king Saul, the First king of Isreal.

The Isrealite asked for a King and Despite all GOD ALMIGHTY warning and Admonishment on what will come with him, they refused to heed. GOD said okay, Have what you want. When they got the Repercussions they began to complain.

GOD would always tell us what we should do but He will allow you make your Choice. And when you make the wrong Choice, you have to bear what comes with it..

That's Life..

Which page in the Bible pls. I want check..
Thanks

AsherAmari:
Now, I'm scared.

ive actually seen this happen in so many homes and it's the men that first start dousing the fire of love in marriage. They'll start by going to viewing centers or a friend's place to watch soccer, leaving the woman all alone at home. Before you know it, the gap is formed. The Interest in each other drops and you begin to see yourselves as siblings or biz partners.

It sucks.

You've 4gotten that in as much as a man want to remain at home with his wife, the wife most often in time steal all the show. She controls the remote whenever a man want to watch tv, she monitor his call and seeks explanation at every calls received, she seeks man's contribution to house chores. To avoid all all these nilly-willy, we choose to seek alternatives.

If you buy anything in kano, I advice that you ask or check for the expiry date. In kano, nothing expires.

I don't know APC are poaching PDP big shotsup and down.

BigBelleControl:
By now, the bed in the other room would have missed actions.
When the president is in Aso Rock, the wife is either in Dubai or London. And when the president goes to London, madam runs back to the country.

Ehen! What do you want them to do at their age? According to Ebira people, "what're you insinuhating?

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Bayelsa! Who do is this thing?

This was how my mentor Tinubu started: intruding every hustle until he becomes overwhelmingly wealthy.
Davido is following suit, and I think he'll go a long way. Those who wanna hate can hate. If you like call him frog voice but the guy d hustle.

His earliest song " owo ni koko" still remains my Glo ring tone.

I like Davido

joefelin2345:
Why I am not underrating the competency & ability of the Banex Plaza's lawyer to pursue this case to a logical conclusion, I am of the view that the services of high profile lawyers such as Femi Falana, Olisa Agbakoba, Ozekhome etc could be procured on pro bono to serve as a deterrent to others oppressors such as the CCT chairman. Besides, I had expected Civil Society Organisations to stage peaceful protests in this matter as injustice to one, is injustice to all. :First, they came for the Unionist, I did not talk becos I was not a Unionist; then they came for the Socialites, I did not talk becos I was not a Socialist; later they came for the Jews, I did not talk becos I was not a Jew; When they came for me there was no one to speak up'. I am even appalled that people like Prof Wole Soyinka & Co have remain silent on this matter. ' The Man Died: in the face of people being passive.

It's bad

Some lazy youth will claim that nothing will happen and that Samuel is wasting his time.

Well, I don't blame people who has not discovered their worth, may never will.

A scenery played out on me in 2019. I parked a car by d kerb and went in to a friend's studio in a plaza at Area 11 garki Abuja to greet my friend. When I came out, I discovered that a Benz C450 was parked across mine. It was so wrongly packed that I became alarmed because such parking meant something bad; either robbery or assassin. I've been double-crossed before, so I know what I'm talking about. I stepped off to scrutinized d surrounding b4 I approached my car.

Thereafter, I asked the security what happened that a sane person could park like this. The poor security guys told me that they try to talk to the man but his boys parked like that and they left. I had to wait...
Eventually, the man arrived. When he realized I owned the car beside or behind him, he arrogantly asked me to remove my toy. Yes, toy!, that's what he calls it. I didn't say anything. Because without him leaving, there's no way I can move without bashing d car behind me or the dried cut-of wood beside me. So I try to explain to him but he snubbed me, entered his car and began to drive off. The next thing I saw was my side mirror; kawass!!! It was removed and shattered.

I was mad... It's my cousin's car, a Nissan sunny. People came from the plaza and calling honourable and stuff. I went to him, but he acted as if to smash me. It was so dramatic.

Finally, he made it out and was about to speed off, oboy, I hit his side mirror from d driver's side; it broke instantly. He applied brake and jumped out with his boys. I just stood smiling.

Next was his boys... They made a move to attack me, but he stopped them. He told them that he was going to teach me a lesson: at that point, the people present were divided, with some blaming me and others blaming him and some guys were giving me kudos and a lot of stuff. He started to make calls... I picked my phone and made some calls too. Unfortunately, my guys arrived b4 his. Then a BeatFm guy I contacted came also bcs it was within same neighborhood. The man began wonder who I am. It was written all over his face. Anyways, 5 soldiers arrived and immediately they asked where and who the bastard is... my guys who had stationed themselves were waiting impatiently...and the whole people in the plaza came out to watch what was going to happen. He was confused and he asked his boys to step down. I signalled my guys to hold on... People got involved and he decided to take heed.

Me, I don't believe in Nigerian justice. That's why I've learned the act of survival in this country.

I believe in myself. I am a man of Honor. I have friends. And I have Friend of Friends.

Protect yourself while you can. Kill if necessary. But don't start trouble.

Thank God for this technology-driven automobiles.

That means that the south will retain the economic and industrial powerbase of this country because we're ahead of the almajirai republic in ICT and Data technology, which in effect is the in-thing.

The north felt that they've secured their tomorrow by looting our common wealth today BUT it can only sustain them for awhile.

Even if we do not secede into different republics as envisioned they'll come to depend on us (south) economically and industrially.

MufasaLion:
Ain't no truer words!

I like the way you cap the yan.

7lives:
They are paid mud slingers, not that I care though.

We got characters in this country walahi. Bunch of basketmouth