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tanimz:
^^

My swit hat how far na? . . . why u dey vex when u know say i done miss u and i came here for a nice time wit

Oya give me that usual smile . . . . so wetin dey happen for ya side? u done forget ya only . . . . . .

Idowuogbo:
my wekend was gud , y u jus waka go like dat
u no sey u b my correct person , na must sey i go vex if u no dey na
abeg no dull ya sef , view d viewings cus like play play won tu ma nora won pa , kon pe won  

No mind me jare . . sometimes my lappy dey over heat and if he go off  . . then na packing up for the time being i dey do.
Lol no worry i go dey show face well for hia now . . . . my correct pesin like u need to be happy all the time.
I done start to dey work online now so i think i go dey show face for hia wella if school gree me small. ( I no dey use yahoo email address oo   )
Lol ori won ti fokasibe gan ni . . anyway ki emi no wa wo filmi ifa ni[b] nairalu birdiiiiiiiiieeeee [/b]  

Elo ni tiketti ati pe shey PG ta bi adult rating wa le leyi . .    my yoruba sucks lol.

Love you too bro . . thanks for this thread and hope we will make it worth while . . . maybe a little direction away from the lovee lovee.

Lets mix it with jokes, riddles, videos and funny pictures sometimes . . . . . yabbings like a night of a thousand laugh.

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=512551.msg7006311#msg7006311 date=1287949349]Comot for road jor!!

I wave white flag for you u dey bone for me

shakara man  [/quote]Sorry make i shift my chair car-moth 4ya side he be like say ya bodi dey hot.

White Flag?    I no see anything because at a point my computer switched off after heating up and i no reach this side again until today.

Abeg no vex . . . like i tell you before i no get problem with you . . . . just keeping out of your radar due to some very private reasons.

Why i go do shakara for you. . . we have come a long way remember but all in all i no get problem with you efe. 

Idowuogbo:
@faaaaara
eyan mi wagwan ]
on shele oo , grab sit make i gist my main bobo

I miss you die no be small . . hope oga element no go vex sha  
Wetin dey happen . . he like say the roof is on faya . . oya i done grab my sit.
I am all hear my one and only numba one omo iya.  
Hope ya weekend was nice sha?

Element G:
yep pharoah, open a new one, but can u really do dat since u aint mod

You no wear ya glasses today abi ID done use nudity blind ya eyes . . . lol    I am the[b] Resident Mod[/b].  

tanimz:
Pharoh!! How you dey? Abeg, open another thread jare. No need for long essay.

Lol me cool jare and you?  . . But you know say anyone can open the off-topic chat thread but it will not be good to carry this our e-love fight here.

So the thread is not closed anymore . . .make we continue here and resolve all our differences.

I greet everyone  

But by the authority given to me as the sole and only[b] Resident Moderator[/b] i hereby grant every wishes and heart desires declared today on this thread.

This thread is hereby closed and time for everyone to cool down and think how we can make this section a worthwhile place to be.
 

Signed By

Pharoh

Resident Moderator

When did arsenal start parking bus inside the field too?

Andre Uweh:
Check out Sokoto state with less than 5,000 candidates, yet they claim they are born to rule.

And to think that the total population producing that number is 3,696,999 while delta state with a population of 4,098,391 produces 86,955 students.   

Where are the students in a state of more than 3 million? 


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nigerian_states_by_population


Does the federal government care about statistics and how it can use it to detect problems in the country that needs to be addressed?

[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=537888.msg7003713#msg7003713 date=1287915789]That is a lie and even if it is true, it still does not explain why some states that are clearly more populated than others still trails the less populated states. If that is the case, Northern states will be coming first because 4 wives will have a total of 24 children followed by Yoruba states because of polygamy too.[/quote]Because you have the highest population does not mean you will have the highest JAMB intake if your citizens do not want to study. That is what i was trying to explain to you that  government should look into their low intake vis-a-vis their so called large population. The number of students making up those numbers for each states takes into account your state of origin and not where you are living. If it was about where you are living then lagos state would have been number one.

13volts:
'na we do am meet me at buhari office in kastina'

You no well at all lmao

Sagamite:
That is still rubbish.

Nigeria is a secular country, every muslim should have a choice. THAT RIGHT TO A CHOICE SHOULD BE WRITTEN INTO THE CONSTITUTION.

That is why I am calling the Judge a retard if it is in the constitution and since he did not allude to that in his judgement!

It is not written in the law that it is binding but because Obasanjo did not care as far as it was not practiced in the south and it does not affect non muslims in the north. So the sharia states were allowed to implement it as they wished hence the binding effects on all muslims in sharia states according to my own understanding. The constitution does not have a written part where muslims can claim the right to choose or reject the binding and this useless judge should established a legal precedent here but he is a muslim as well so i am not surprised. I just hope they fight it to the end up to a higher court and the matter will then be settled finally but trust me it will not be easy. It is a very delicate issue and that's why obasanjo just gave them what they want and looked the other side.

^^

Yes there is a general law for non-muslims in sharia states and sorry my first response was in the context of Muslims only. In sharia states the sharia legal system is´binding on all muslims and when it comes to marriage as well if both parties are muslims. They don't have a choice because it is a sharia state and the best you can do is to leave such places. It is more or less a state religion now and they even have their own sharia police called hisbah. Here are some examples of sharia judgment and it even covers criminal law.

http://www.simonbaker.me/2/hi/africa/2587039.stm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ademola-bello/who-will-save-amputees-of_b_532949.html

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/nigeria-thiefs-hand-amputated-724477.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amina_Lawal

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sani_Yakubu_Rodi

^^

Like dayo has explained to you and asked you . . . uefa's coefficient is not so important when judging the competitiveness of a league. Bayern Munich success in europe alone is threatening the slots for Italian teams in the champions league and same with lyon for france. We are talking about domestic league and not europe so lets restrict it to that level. Only two teams has been winning the league in most domestic league so where is the competitiveness, Hercules defeated barca at home and went to draw at Villarreal, during the kings cup small teams always disgrace real madrid and deportivo has always defeated madrid in their stadium for almost 20 years.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=481784.msg7002562#msg7002562 date=1287886564]So Ridgewell scores a goal and keeps a clean sheet and all he gets is one bloodclot bonus point! Muthaphuck these FPL punks[/quote]Bonus points of three are given to the three best players in that particular match and if he is not part of those three players then 1 point will be given for all his efforts like keeping a clean sheet and scoring a goals as a defender. These three best players are chosen without any consideration to the match outcome ( win, loss or a draw ).

Sagamite:
Our constitution says muslims should be forced to use sharia court even if they don't want one?

Yes because that is what you get when you have different legal systems without clearly defining the boundaries.Muslims living in a sharia state are bound forcefully under the  sharia law and it doesn't matter if they like it or not. Customary law in Nigeria is divided into two aspects  ( Traditional/Religious ) and they deal with the area of personal and family relations like marriage, divorce, guardianship and custody of children and succession in leadership like emirs, obas, baale, eze's and chiefs.

Traditional deals strictly based on culture, if they are of the same ethnic group then they are bound by the customary laws of that group but if they are from different ethnic group then the general customary law will be used in addition to the other  customary laws of the parties involved. Religious is based mostly on religion and unfortunately Christianity did not have a developed system that could be integrated into our constitution whereas the Muslims had such advantage so it was infused into our constitution.

It would interest you to know that all these customary laws were just recognized and left to develop on their own with proper documentation of the laws but we are just so lazy to do that. Traditional customary law is almost dead in southern Nigeria ( even in northern Nigeria ) and the general law takes precedence but the judge also takes the traditional and religious aspects into account when presiding over a case. The sharia states has already forcefully separated and presented the sharia law as the only customary law in those states.

So by definition any case involving two Muslims in a sharia state  that has to deal with personal, family and cultural relations are under the jurisdiction of the sharia legal system only. There is no provision for choice in our constitution so automatically cases involving two Muslims are under the sharia legal system.  All these southern Muslims shouting here  should go to those sharia states to drink beer (alcohol)  or steal something and see if they will not amputate their hands or flog them publicly. Please the judge is right because there are no legal precedence established by the supreme court. You remember we had some legal precedents from the supreme court when things went bad with omehia, ararume and peter obi. So lets us wait till any sharia case gets to the supreme court or higher court before passing judgment.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=537750.msg7003110#msg7003110 date=1287904769]is there any cultural link between ijaws and middle belters?

offtopic, i know.[/quote]I don't know for sure but the ijaws mostly live anywhere there is water , they are predominantly fishermen and very good with anything that deals with water.

Ifeanyi Mbadugha was pleasantly surprised when he got an email, on October 13, containing an employment letter from Mobitel Nigeria Ltd.

The 2004 graduate of Marketing was ecstatic, because the stipulated remuneration and benefits were double his present pay. However, his elation evaporated as he got to the fine print at the end of the offer letter.

“They said I was required to come (for resumption on October 16) with an affidavit certifying all the credentials that they asked me to bring for the documentation,” he said.

“Ordinarily that would not have been a problem, except that they directed me to a particular lawyer to do it. That was the first sign that something was amiss. I called the lawyer, and he told me to bring N6000.”

Biting at the bait

This served to grow his suspicion that he was the target of a scam. Nevertheless he played along, half out of a desire to see how it would end, and half believing that it could still be real. “I told the man that I could only afford N3000, and he told me to pay into his account and bring the rest on resumption day,” he said.

“So I paid, and on Saturday, I left as early as 5am, only to get to the Mobitel office in Victoria Island to see almost 50 other people with similar offer letters.”

The company personnel were as surprised as the deluge of expectant youth that raided their offices that day. Before 9am, as many as 30 of them had turned up. Their excited air of expectations turned to incredulity; and then to rage as they realised that they were victims of a massive scam.

“Three of them came from Ghana,” said Mr Mbadugha. “Some came by (air) flight. It was really terrible. The company workers were very embarrassed. I later discovered that 22 of us paid various sums into the account. The rest either were too ashamed to say, or they were smart enough not to pay beforehand.

Mobitel’s defence

Staff of the telecoms company moved quickly to dispel any lingering doubts. Staff vehicles were placed at the disposal of the stranded youth, to take them to their various addressed listed by the lawyers. “The first one (at Maryland) turned out to be a hotel,” said Mr Mbadugha. “The second one, at Anthony Village, did not even exist. Someone suggested going to the police with the account numbers to ask the banks to block it, but I knew it was fruitless. They must have withdrawn the whole money by then.”

Scandalised by the affair, the company swung into motion to discourage other prospective scammers by issuing disclaimers. One of which was published on their website read thus: “Mobitel Limited has been informed that unknown persons who are not affiliated with Mobitel are fraudulently soliciting money from prospective job applicants for positions with Mobitel Limited. Prospective applicants have received e-mails promising job seekers positions with us upon payment of a fee and the receipt of the recipients’ curriculum vitae.

Please be advised that Mobitel does not solicit payments from job seekers. Any requests for such payments should be regarded as fraudulent. Mobitel has absolutely no connection to any of these e-mails or related communications or persons. We believe these communications are part of an attempt to perpetrate fraud on unsuspecting members of the public. Adverts for positions with Mobitel are normally made on the career page of our website.”

Hunting nearer home

Hundreds of companies have found themselves in the situation that Mobitel did in recent times, as Internet scammers (popularly known as Yahoo Boys) have begun to latch on to the millions of desperate job seekers in the country. The fraudsters also go to the lengths of building websites, taking paid adverts in newspapers, and actually conducting aptitude tests/interviews for applicants. “One Yahoo boy in my neighbourhood is already begging to see that letter because he is interested,” said Mr Mbadugha.

The Yahoo boy, who gave his name as Henry, a 2002 Economics graduate, said he had attempted a similar scam last year, but did not succeed because he felt that it was poorly executed. “I used the name of an unknown company, that is why (it didn’t work),” he said. “What I will do now is to invest money in it. Put it in the papers or even if it’s just to print posters and paste around. Use the name of a big company that people will be eager to apply for. For the past three months, I never receive money from white man. This won’t be a bad idea.”

Gullible and desperate youth

Critics have been swift in condemning the gullible nature of university graduates in falling prey to such scams. “If a person who spent four years in the university can be stupid enough to pay for a job, then that person deserves to be hoodwinked,” said Onyekachi Ukwuoma, a Human Resource Executive.

“And even when some, especially government, agencies ask for payment, don’t they make it as transparent as possible? At least they either ask you to purchase application forms, or PIN for online applications.”

However, most unemployed youth disagree with Mr Ukwuoma. A snap survey revealed that most of them are not averse to paying for getting jobs. Charles Nwaorgu, a 2008 Sociology graduate is one. “I have a friend that got a job through one company like that,” he said. “When she was paying the N2500 they requested before aptitude test, I was like this could be a scam. But she paid, and wrote the test. Now she is working.

Another company, (Zipha Recruitment), have also sent me email. They are charging various amounts for different qualifications. I think I will try it. You can’t just allow such opportunities pass because of fear.”

And that is the mentality that Mr Mbadugha has chosen to adopt. “If one allows such things discourage him, things will only get worse. Nigeria is all about opportunity, and one must always be on the look out.”

http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5633486-146/story.csp

[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=537888.msg7002599#msg7002599 date=1287888039]It is possible if education is not the interest of the most populated part. North I believe you are saying is more interested in politics than education and personal development.[/quote]Yeah i am talking about the north and as for their interest it needs to be investigated well. Are they in the military, rearing livestock's or farming?, increasing the amount of almajiris/boko harams or taking Islamic education instead. Where exactly do those populated youth belong to . .if their interest lies in animal husbandry then government should support them fully according to their interest. So many industries can be built around their expertise in farming and rearing of animals.

They could go into commercial milk production, processing of meats into various forms that can be packaged and stored instead of the conventional killing of cow that you have to sell within three days. Every country promotes their foods in one way or the other and i see no reason why suya cannot be one of the main food attractions in our hospitality industry. Agriculture is the same thing, all those tomatoes and onions that is wasted every year could processed into pastes that can be stored and many other things.

The government should force them to be trained experts in fields that are related to the industry around them . . . peanuts was being imported from Ghana before they woke up from their slumber and started processing groundnuts into peanuts as well.

Fitch can take their useless rating and shove it into their backside . . .we don't care about it.  

No be them rate all the useless banks in Nigeria as sound before the bubble burst.  

Men what a revelation if it is true ?

Now that they have successfully conducted the exams for this year, they should start preparing for next year which will be online.

Hope the federal government if looking at this stats because how can the so called most populated parts of the country produce the least candidates in JAMB every year?.

SeanT21:
Cris scored 4 goals. You are the best!!

Yeah and he is the highest goal scorer in the league now.

RuuDie:
La Liga is turning out to be a big joke. . . . Barca win, then Real win next week they do it all over again - why don't they just let Barca & Real play each other NBA play-off style for the championship while the rest just go ahead and play for European places!?

The end result is the most important factor for me . . . looking back six years from today who has been winning the local leagues in europe?.

Seria - Inter
La liga - Real - Barca
Epl - Manu - Chelsea
Ligue 1 - Lyon*
Bundesliiga - Bayern*

So which league is now competitive?

The judge is definitely right the matter should be taken to a sharia court that is the most competent avenue to resolve this issue.

The ruling is 100 percent in line with our federal constitution so let us all stop disturbing ourselves.

lalaboi:
^^ Will bosingwa play every game like cole

You dey mind am even cashley is on 9 points now . . whenever Chelsea performs he surely gets a bonus.

Was the third goal off-side? 

I guess it is time for ronaldo to win the pichichi.

Two goals up already and good to see the team working together now . . . benzema need to pick himself up because higuian is really shining now.

And to think this drogba even cost 13 pounds

Some things ar easier said than done.

[quote author=na_so link=topic=536328.msg6987392#msg6987392 date=1287681713]How old are you? why will people not shout you down if you keep making childish claims like this?

Kindly provide links where FG accused northerners of the bomb blast.[/quote]I am really amazed because so many peoples hatred for goodluck has turned them to something else.

I am also waiting for that evidence as well . . . . Nigeria will not be the same after this upcoming election.

I really fear for the future oooo.

And what evidence did the CIA produce before they labeled bin laden the man behind September 11 abi no be false evidence/report american take attack Iraq. 

This little evidence is just for him to still be in the custody for now and i even wish they bring him home immediately self.

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=535469.msg6984972#msg6984972 date=1287661316]Yes and No. .State creation started after the war ended because the military government felt like the regions were too strong and that enough threatened their authority.
state creation was not meant for the purpose of development,it was done out of selfishness to cause more problems which included tribalism.Even if we are to revert today to say may adopt the present six geographical regional structure,we won't still have any meaningful improvement if we still have a power president in Abuja that takes from the state and determine what happens in the federating unit.Power must be decentralized before we revert to the old structure of our founding fathers.[/quote]No brother state creation started before the war so i am in support we go back to the four regions before the war started and take it on from there.