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This is very ridiculous  . . .why can't she start her jail term when she is healthy? Abi na when jail term come sickness go come too? Let her get healthy first and then she can start to to serve her six months.

This bale will just gas out very soon with all these yeye fruitless running.

yousouph:
lolz @ phoney post. The game is interesting so far. End to end with spurs the better side bouyed by their fans

By parking the bus in their home ground?  

We are coming to set the record straight at white hart lane and tame that stupid overrated bale now and for ever.

^^

My one and only ID
You just received my George Orwellian chieftancy Title
Really na who one do battle with our traditional oriki for a first class oba like me.
The awujale odidigborigbo 1 of Nairaland . . The only Resident Moderator.
Hmm Tanimz say i no be fine guy ooo . . so she no gree for moi na.
How you dey long time no see . . . how ya sunday?

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7053097#msg7053097 date=1288564526]^^ Oh King Pharoh!!

u r most welcom to our humble abode

what can we offer u to drink??

**holds him by the hand, leads him to the most comfy sofa in the room**

**kneels at his feet**

Let me take the sandals off your feet my king, whilst paying homage 2 u!!

<now tell me, who sabi greet u pass Efe??>[/quote]You are just simply the best . . . you always put a smile on my face all the time.

I will like to reward you . . . . Just make a wish but first erm . .

I need bottles of ST Remy . . . I full roasted pig and a bunch of fruits.

I know this is not too much for you my chief chef.

And erm . . . . [size=2pt]You fit organize those three ladies for me wey dey chit chat some minutes ago before mr bones run away from here[/size]. never mind

Just do as you have been told swit hat.

tanimz:
Pharoh!

You don hawk gala finish for express?

I don't hawk i kiri in main road and not express . . U better come home before you loose ya naija lingo finish.

Tell your mama . . . my wife say i one chop . . . my worms dey fight me seriously.

Papa Pharoh done enter house . . oya make una greet me sharp sharp.

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We sincerely hope the absence and inactivity of the manager of borokiri boys FC Mr Tamuno Ibime on this thread is not connected to the looming defeat they are about to receive from the mighty Mubz FC. By our world class calculations we believe Mubz FC is on 56 points and borokiri boys FC is on 44 points with two players left to play. Will egbesu fail this time again like it did the  last time or will adam and jara save mr tamuno in this epic battle for first place. Well only time will tell as we will be here live to bring you the live transmission of the events as they unfold tomorrow so stay tuned and be glued to your nairaland radio station 99.99 FM.    

This is Jose Phaorino reporting for nairaland broadcasting service.  

DonChippy:
I checked the site out and it's seems it's competing with NAIRALAND.

Sometimes i wonder how naive the administrators of nairaland can be, happily promoting your competitor on your own site.

Nairaland could have grown to be the baidu of nigeria but look even members are happy that there is a competitor.

This is simply a service that nairaland could also offer its members and trust me within three years we will see where this will lead to.

FBS:
What Barca couldn't do. . .

Real Madrid just did.

Hercules 1 - 3 Real Madrid

Them go soon put am for drenthe head now . . . . we even do am away self.


You guys should beat sevilla first before thinking of el classico . . . . this year is different men.

Fifa should do something to all these teams that are coming to pack bus in stadiums ooo.

Ronaldo keep shining but keep some strenght for el-classico oooooooooooooo

Obo Boco:
i am not convinced by a man's tears  
i will only tell you sorry for making you cry, and then part your back, while i use my handkerchief or the edge of my top to clean your eyes
when you are done, i look for an excuse to leave the scene sharply .

You really bad wella . . .why you go run away abi you forget say after tears . . . . . na        . . . Help me complete am.

If na woman shed tears now . . . . she go expect the man to wait and do the right thing but women like you come dey find excuse to run. . .    

Oya come hoa make i shed tears small . . . . . but i go tie you down sha while i shed my crocodile tears.    

Lol like we care   . . . . infact we are raising the stakes to 20,000 dollars per candidate.  

We are also preparing a package for nairaland members who wants to join our JEGA wagon.  

^^

CR7 is going to start.

Sagamite:
Do muslims in SECULAR Nigeria, under the extant constitutional/legal framework, not have the RIGHT to reject their cases being heard in a Sharia court when they prefer it to be heard in the UNIVERSAL English Law of the SECULAR NATION?

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=537321.msg7011372#msg7011372 date=1288021848]And that begs the question; Why will a judge throw out the case of a 26 year old Nigerian citizen who came to seek redress against the Illegal act of two adult males hiding under the precept of some ambiguous Cultural or Religious law or duty? --->Especially if she is not interested in Sharia Law?

So like Sagamite asked several times already; Don't I as a Muslim living in a so called Sharia State have the right to choose if I want my case to be heard under Sharia Law or the secular Laws of Nigeria?

^The answer to that question is vital to the rights and liberty of every Nigerian citizen,[/quote]Nah they do not have the right because the sharia law is the defacto standard for muslims in sharia state in cases that has to deal with marriage, inheritance, child support and custody e.t.c. The rights of nigerians to choose is not clearly defined in the constitution so we have to live with this for now until the supreme courts proclaims a legal precedent.

Anyway guud nite . . make i deliver my last consignment and then go sleep . . take care . .

I done drive go . . . see ya later bye for now.

You one settle for less . . abi u no know say anything fat is reserved for the oga ?

Shine ya eyes ooo . . . na evidence of good living be that . . . I am living good o o o efe but i no answer ya question sha. .

Not tonight i done chop too chop isiewu and nkwobi . . . make i go back to my duty . . oya see me at my work place.

@ID

Thank you jare . . . i trust as you as my correct persin  . . . make u carry go.

I know the position wey i go put am when she enter my almighty mansion . .  


@Efe

You know my style and how i roll  . . . so start learning because u know as ID talk u are soon to be called . . .    


@ Ladies he be like say i go call a day jare  . . . . make una take care and see ya later . . .  

He be like say them done corrupt me this night small . . . make i return as my normal Pharoh next time . . . see u later efe . . . Keyssssssss.

Lol na waoh i say make i hail you small na him you come dey tell me say make i behave myself. Next time wey u go drive pass my area u no go receive this treatment again below.

^^ Na wetin block ya head before . . . maybe too much like i think before but good say u are getting free now.

tanimz:
Pharoh you dey vex for me?

Why not if not abi i resemble firewood for ya eyes . . .

@Efe

You sure say u care to chat with me before when the good old days was still in place? . . . . abi i look like blind man 4 ya eyes.

You know well . . . me and Tnz brain no dey work like ya own . . .ask her she is my . . . . .

^^ Na why u come dey disgrace me for public . . . so wetin u wan come do then?

tanimz:
Pharoh, leave me jo.

Then waka come corner make we gist na . . . winter is coming and you know a man shall not live by working alone . . but

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=512551.msg7006728#msg7006728 date=1287952860]my dear, I tire for am nor be small tin   [/quote]

tanimz:
^^ My dear, na so he do me too o, until I vex for am.

Make una take am easy na . . i am working online and at the same time chatting here and watching weekend football he no easy na.  

I dey work for the money wey i go soon splash for persin head na . . . guess who . . .  

tanimz:
Shior, no be the same thing you dey tell Idowu?

As african woman she you dey alien to the term polygamy?   Why u want us to wash our secret for public like this.

Oya come make we go that corner.  

@Efe

I no ignore you na and as for that answer i done tell you say they are highly private to me na so no need for the answers.

You sure say u dey give me face so abi no be persin property you be?  . . . make i inhale small medicines self this cold won kill me for Malaysia.