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** Its almost 4pm and me walking into my home to find it empty and silent. Went to get my key from the car after ringing the bell with no response from anyone. Walks into my home, glancing around the sitting room and something caught my attention. On the table is a small note placed on the hands of a baby doll which is definitely unusual. So i walk towards the baby doll to retrieve the note and there is an instruction there for me. ** ** It goes like this . . .'' Darling please can you walk quietly to the kitchen as your lovely wife awaits you with a ***** . . .** ** Hmm thinking to myself that . . .what could she be up to, what is the meaning of the asterisks and why inside the kitchen ?. . **** Is this the surprise she is talking about, well o well let me go and see what is there first. ** ** Walks into the kitchen and there she is . . . . |
** New mail message alert ** ** Mr Larry Johnson just replied my mail and everything just bears the fine finger prints of my lovely Lilian ** ** I have never seen such a pair with same thinking, great understanding and top communication ability. ** ** The chemistry is so hot that it can start a fire that cannot be quenched by all the waters of the Atlantic ocean ** ** I should get a print of this confirmation email to support the expected confirmatory call from Mr Larry Johnson. ** ** I think this should get the job done pending the kind of surprise that awaits me at home. ** ** I am not expecting much from brenda but who knows what she has in store for me that could make me change my mind. ** ** Well let me just relax, free my mind from all of these and get back to work so that i can clear this loads on my desk. ** ** I have to get home before 5 pm in order to get the timing of the call right and set things in place. ** 'Time Period' |
[quote author=Efemena_xy]Done.[/quote]You ![]() |
[quote author=Efemena_xy] [/quote]Typing error from me, its corrected though and you can see my last update to the thread. Anyone of of you can throw something before i go home to meet brenda. |
** Hmm what a conversation i just had with brenda, she is so cool and relaxed about this whole business trip of a thing. Though i was expecting her to be confrontational about this whole thing but she was calm and was even planning things with the kids. Hmm i really like the excitement beaming around her right now and how she teased me without letting her main plans out of the bag. ** ** Well i have to get home to see what surprise is actually waiting for me at home. Hmm just as i was still in my thoughts my office phone rings.Its my secretary and she is informing about a flower delivery meant for me. Ha this must be from my lovely Lilian, so i went out to sign the recipient form. The name of the sender was Ashley Njoku and that is a coded name used by her to deliver surprise messages. We use different name pairs to pass different kind of coded messages and this is definitely a message to spend some good time with her. ** ** This lady just knows how to tickle me and press the right buttons as at when needed.Haha there is it, the usual details of the surprise in a small note tucked with the flowers and i have to meet up with her at her place tomorrow by six. I know she has her ways of preparing me for such trips and that coming up this weekend will definitely not be different. Well my heart is still leaned towards this business trip as brenda has not come fort with something worthwhile for me. ** ** Let me send her a message to appreciate her efforts to make me smile always and at the same time start building up the business trip story to sell to my wife. Goes to my computer to type an encrypted email to Mr Larry Johnson to book a business meeting with the company he works for and clarify some other issues for a smooth business transaction. The text message to my lilian is off-course romantic and very erotic, i know how to make her giggle when there is a surprise waiting for me and let her know that am up for the treat . ** |
hahah i can see it is on now, let me go and reply lol. |
Casilas is out ![]() |
[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ Finally the wanderer returneth! Oya, make una begin jor [/quote]Hmm i don't know how this thing is even panning out to be self with the hit and run game lol. I have given her enough lead to play her part and the same thing like yesterday, i might be going to bed soon and my football matches are coming up soon. |
** Its almost getting to break time and just as i was thinking about the lack of communication from my wife then the phone rings ** ** Picks up my phone and guess who is calling? . . . hmm could she be ready to talk about my business trip or there is something else. Well the note i dropped could be working wonders already so let me hear what she gat to say ** ** Answers the phone and says '' Hello Darling '' How are you and the kids? ** |
[quote author=Efemena_xy]No? ![]() So how are things really? ![]() Your highlighted statement in blue tells me that you've already made up your mind / decided the outcome of this game, so I'm just wasting my time! ![]() Meaning, you aren't playing fair! This is still Tuesday and there are two more days to play before i decide, so my decision is based on the activities or whatever happens during the week. So far so good, one party has got it locked down for now with what we have there. The game just have to run through and i will decide based on what transpired in that thread. No bias here from my point of view and maybe Ayo is not synonymous to Pharoh, hope u catch that. ![]() |
[quote author=Efemena_xy] [/quote]lol . . .you are mixing things up and its not how u are looking at it, so let your mind be open and lets play. |
dammytex: Pharoh; watch out. Someone is biffing you here oooLol i have seen it and will watch out so that i do not . . . .. [quote author=Efemena_xy]You've got some explaining to do!! [/quote]Is my explanation above enough? ![]() |
[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ More like he's been stringing me along [/quote]Why would you think so? . . .it is more of like showing that the man is not totally outside and for this game to be open to both parties so lets play and have some fun. ![]() I have updated the game thread so lets play as everyone is around now. |
*** Sitting at my office desk on a tuesday morning and wondering about the actions of my wife in relation to my business trip. ** ** Thinking that there was something different this time around and only to be actually greeted with a welcoming smile only. I probably reacted to the fact that even with all my escapades, i still miss and want a fun filled home. I want to help her by trying my best to communicate the issues i have with her without heating up the situaion. ** ** She did not even raised the issue about my business trip but just carried on with me for the rest of the day like all is fine and i can go ahead with my trip. Well she has never given a non verbal go ahead to any of my earlier trips so i am still expecting her usual style of sorting issues by first sending me emotional text messages or calling me while at work. ** ** Though she is trying to keep the plans she has for my birthday secret this time around but am just curious to know for possible comparision and if it is not the usual suggestions she is fond of. I believe i have an obligation to make her happy, and work with her to develope a condusive and fun filled home. A resentful and unhappy wife is not helpful for a man who hopes to channel his concentration and energy to daily life challenges. I am hoping that the message i dropped about the need for us to talk and sort issues out concerning the business trip and to push her to start talking. ** ** Well while hoping for my wife to pick up steam to act. . . . i can't just stop thinking about my sweet lilian. She is just too exciting to be with and always there to fill the vacume created by my wife.Heaven knows i just cannot get enough of her and who knows what i would have become without the spice and fun she adds to my life. I hope she starts putting the plans we had yesterday into action as all options are open for me if brenda is not going to puruse things differently with me this time around. I still don't know what my decision would be but i know that i can always make it up for my lilian if we do not go on this escapade. As for my lovely brenda . . .she has been tolerant enough to my numerous excuses but every human has his or her limit before they turn against the wall and would it not be wise to cool things down this time around? . Well am the man that always have my way so i can damn her still and go to this irresistible trip with my Lilian. ** ** Well enough of this thoughts as i need to concentrate on the work in front of me so that i can get things down before anyone of them starts reaching out to me. ** |
dammytex: Bros,Ha chairman thanks once again, i really had fun following the earlier games so i asked myself that . . .why not join the fun too as all work and no side fun has its own negatives effects on a person. You see why i have been hailing you, you got my game there completely as i am all for fairness and equality. Even with all the outside games, there are reasons why a man is still at home with the wife and that is the dimension i want to add to the game now. The balance should be there to the end of the game so that it doesn't become an easy win for any one of them. I will surely hail you as i should be around before august and as for those naija trips am game. If you are not in lagos then my stay should at least include Abuja, Ibadan and delta too so not only lagos. I was in ibadan the last time i came and will definitely be there again after my memorable visit then. art The game should start again later today after i make my next post. |
dammytex: Thank God we are back from the holidays. Compliments every one.Thanks for your comment, we will surely keep it going and even though am not too disposed to stuffs like this but i just have to come out because of my pals. I followed your game too with bolu and looking forward to you playing another game because stuffs like this is meant for people like you while we take the viewers seat as usual . Well am somewhere in suomi and lagos nigeria at any point in time. [quote author=Efemena_xy]Believe me, I tried...it's just not the same. I couldn't feel the vibes, just couldn't flow with it...so, tis better I step aside for more able players who'll do justice to the game.[/quote]I understand the connection and know why you feel that way, i believe after we set the records straight from our game then you will be very excited to play other games. So understand your decision while i will be making a comment soon to connect ID's part and leave it open for anyone of you to comment. Maybe it will be nice to allow her come in before we take it deep again and she is erm . . . . . oya ID make you shine your eyes for updates ooo. |
Lol where efe and our game will surely continue today so i will be making a post to link with Id's last comment to put us back on track. Efe common you are too good to limit yourself to one game, no fall my hand na and you know where and how high i place you. Oya make you start that other game too and multitask jare before we resume our own game. ![]() |
slimyem: Why can't dey build a mordern market with stalls,tar the roads and equip with mordern facilities and see if things won't change for better...just like the Ondo state government?God bless you as you have rightly hit the nail on the head and i don't know why people are applauding this inadequate move. Panter215: Sjurprise the commissioner is asking market women to build public toilet, organise loading and off loading, clear adjacent streets etc. What is the work of governments (local & state) if these women do all these task. Will tbey still collect tax from them?You are blessed for this comment and we should not be surprised as it is in places like Nigeria that you will hear such nonsense. Ofcourse they will still collect tax when they should have been the one to build a modern market and hand over the management to reputable hands. If the market was owned by a private business then how did they get approval if those things were not in place at first. Always putting the cart before the horse. |
ITbomb: ^^^ *faintLol brea$t, bootiie, böobs or n|pples ![]() You wrote the last one from my analysis. |
ITbomb: *Somewhere , along a sandy beach miles away from the bustling city center. * |
ITbomb: WTF is a motherf**king love-vendor?It is the word censor on nairaland so you have to add dashes or dot to beat the censor so that it doesn't change your intended words. |
[quote author=Efemena_xy]Okay then, over to you - you're the captain...I'll follow your lead. ![]() Happy to start whenever you're ready [/quote]Good then but she is here so lets see about it with her now. Idowuogbo: Jesos Christ!Lol oya say something na . . . how do we go from here or we should call it a day. You have to participate and not leave it to the two of us only. I should be relaxing self and allow you two to slug it out lol. |
Efe: Thanks! I know I amHaha i won't mention it again openly ![]() Efe: Oh, I know why she backed off - she probably couldn't stand the heat.Maybe it was more of a case of coming to the battle of guns with a needle pin lol . I no suppose crack joke about my badosky ooo lol .Lol! Now I love the way you call my name!Calling the name that way can only be explained with the history between us lol ![]() Lol lets see what the sleeping giant will do at the end of the day and its not yet over until it is over, she might eventually keep to her word lol. Oh, and how much time d'you reckon we should give her?Depends when we are ready to continue but giving her today or some hours is not bad. At least we will be resuming on Tuesday and just have three more days to play before i decide what i want to do. |
^^^ You are really brilliant lol and am almost game but was still hoping she will come around and i don't know why she just backed off. If she doesn't show up anytime soon then lets play it that way but are we not going to need her input at a later point again?. ![]() I can write something there to put me in the office where those things you have up there would be my thoughts of what happened when i got home the previous day. If i decide to pick her call then it would be me and her again or you want to come in before i pick her call?. Efeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ![]() |
[quote author=Efemena_xy]I think I need to start afresh in a new game, with a different set of [/quote]No problem as i also saw the mistake she made and thought she will change it after you pointed it to her. You can go ahead as i will just go back to my viewing mode, the one we played already is more than satisfying for me as it was with my pals lol. |
We need property taxation in Nigeria as this private jets should be taxed 100 % and they should pay monthly or yearly property tax that should total nothing less than 50 % of the cost price. We need to curb this all these craziness to acquire luxury properties or just any properties. |
Why can't we respect each other here and allow a thread that is meant for Igbos only to remain strictly for them?. |
Lol I know you well to be very good at doing whatever it takes to get what you want and yes you can do that sometimes too before making the decision to meetup during the week or whatever lol. ![]() |
[quote author=Efemena_xy]hmmm...[/quote]lol what? . . .hope am not giving her too much hint or what are you thinking?. |
^^ She will come around before the end of today after going through the post we have there already. Idowuogbo: Gush! U lot and ur excited fingers mahn! I don't even no where to start from.Lol that was all for yesterday and still on page one and i have tried my best to introduce you into the game but i can still make modifications to my post. I just tried to present the problems i am having with you and hinting that you might be ready to sort them out and tackle the issue of the mistress. You can try stuffs like trying to uncover the mistress or just prevent me from going on this business trip. You can see the instruction from the scenario and there are many strategies that you could line up for me lol. Kids, your new approach to preventing me from making such trips, new celebration plan that is different from the common ones i complained of and anything, there are no limits really but not things that could end the game like someone involving in an accident. |
^^ Amen to your prayer It is not work that kills men, it is worry. Work is healthy; you can hardly put more on a man than he can bear. But worry is rust upon the blade. It is not movement that destroys the machinery, but friction. Henry Ward Beecher |
** Back to the office after the short meeting with my lovely lilian and thinking about her various suggestion in order to make my business meeting a possible sell to my wife. She is just the best and perfect partner to any married man that wants to live the moment. She really knows how to get all the details corvered in order not to get caught and make things easier for you. ** ** She is the epitome and definition of a classy chick that has all the required skills, experience and education to play out such games perfectly.I have told her to make that business call around 5 pm, either on a tuesday or wednesday as i should be home early in those days and already armed with the correspondence emails from Mr Larry Johnson. ** ** I think at this point that everything is already covered to make this trip a possibility and its time for me to head home and sort this business trip issue with my wife. I know she will be her usual nagging and troublesome self that always pushes me to eventually make such trips. I rather not spend it with a woman that does not give me peace, wants us to do the usual going to see a movie, eat out at a local restaurant and is not even looking like the same hot chick i chased during my university days after two kids . ** ** Finally home and just as am about to pack my car properly at the car parking space . . . . i could not believe who and what am seeing accross the garden in the compound. Could this be the same person i left this morning before going to work and the same person i have been isolating myself from spending qaulity time with?. ** ** This thoughts just kept revolving in my head as this is not the usual appearance of my wife and moreover when issues like me going on a business trip comes up, she is usually at her pissed and quarrelsome self. This is in contrast to what am staring at right now as she is all welcoming, smilling and walking towards where i packed my car. She definitely has gone to make her hair, dressed up like the beautiful brenda i chased during my school days and competed effectively with other guys to win her heart. ** She is not having the usual appearance of the uninterested, boring and hagardly looking house wife i have been accustomed to for a while that keeps on making me to look outside for fun and feed my eyes with excitement. Hmm what could she be up to this time around? . . . . i was expecting to be confronted by an unwelcoming wife in relation to the little discussion we had this morning. Well let me get out from the car and play out the game of going on this business trip as i don't know yet what is the cause of the sudden change in appearnace and her quarelling ability ( No vex Gordons . . .it is better for lilian to massage my back than for me to stay at home with **** ) **** Gets out from the car, says hello sweety to my darling wife and before i could speak further . . . . she ** |
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[/quote]Hmm i don't know how this thing is even panning out to be self with the hit and run game lol. 
[/quote]lol . . .you are mixing things up and its not how u are looking at it, so let your mind be open and lets play.
. Well am somewhere in suomi and lagos nigeria at any point in time.
. . oya ID make you shine your eyes for updates ooo.