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Crime / Re: This Lady’s Rape Ordeal Will Give You Goose Bumps by PHATE007(f): 10:02am On Dec 02, 2015
I feel her pain...... it is well with u dear






But y is rape common? If u badly need sex y not just patronize one of dis brothel? (Not dat am in support of the brothel business) its better to patronize a brothel than make her girl live in fear for the rest of her life.....


May God help us see d Light...

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Crime / Re: Driver Plots Boss’ Kidnap In Lagos Because She 'Maltreated Him' (pictured) by PHATE007(f): 9:57am On Dec 02, 2015
I won't blame the driver completely... Sometimes, we are driven to the point where we stop thinking logically nd start acting irrationally.....



It is well with us...
Phones / Re: 7 Types Of Phone Users by PHATE007(f): 9:10am On Dec 02, 2015
blank:
I am team maximum output. I research thoroughly on a phone, find what i like and is a flagship, buy and keep till it is irreparably spoilt or stolen. On to the next one. I will fix it until no one can fix it anymore.
my twin! *hugs* #team no 7
Phones / Re: 7 Types Of Phone Users by PHATE007(f): 9:09am On Dec 02, 2015
I fall into d 7th category *covers face in shame*




Levels go soon change sha, after Buhari start paying the 5000 naira he promised *shines teeth*
Crime / Re: Wife Of Detainee Loses Pregnancy After Torture By Police (Pictured) by PHATE007(f): 9:02am On Dec 02, 2015
Awww feel bad for her.... Even if she was the one that killed yar adua or mandela, torture is never the answer..




May God help her heal quickly.... Amen


#it is well with US

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Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Abuja After Participating In UN Climate Change Meeting by PHATE007(f): 6:30am On Dec 02, 2015
amtaken:
Dear Mr. Know-it-all, Please take note that the word "English" should always start with a capital letter.

Thanks.
my dear, its supposed to be minister of TOURISM nd nt mininster of tourist.. Dats what I was correcting and not if in capital letter or not
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by PHATE007(f): 9:50pm On Dec 01, 2015
MaysFinest:
gone and forgotten? I fancy that! I'm sure it's nothing compared to d 'fake-ass' life y'all 'beeshiiz' re living
awww.. Someone had a bad day... I guess u didn't see the other post I made abt the gurl being very greedy? Hw can u when u re busy hating? Take a deep breath dear... All u need is attitude re adjustment nd everything will b fine...
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by PHATE007(f): 9:42pm On Dec 01, 2015
eni4real:
unless you will start from puberty age. grin unless you will start from puberty age.
nah! We gon do a lot of exercises nd eat a lot of protein coupled with PRAYER
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by PHATE007(f): 9:39pm On Dec 01, 2015
MaysFinest:
get a life honey
already living mine dear... But I guess urs is gone nd forgotten?
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by PHATE007(f): 9:36pm On Dec 01, 2015
MaysFinest:
it also won't hurt to get clay from ur backyard nd make urself a man with all these qualities
lol.... Maybe I will
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by PHATE007(f): 9:25pm On Dec 01, 2015
eni4real:
very sharp!
lol.... So whaya say?
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by PHATE007(f): 9:20pm On Dec 01, 2015
eni4real:
That height is not modifiable o! You can't build that.
we can build it o.. By hook or by crook!
Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Abuja After Participating In UN Climate Change Meeting by PHATE007(f): 9:11pm On Dec 01, 2015
captainflash:
WELCOME OUR ABLE MINISTER OF TOURIST, HOPE U BOUGHT SOME WHITE MAN TO TOUR THE COUNTRY? cool
mr of "TOURIST"? Really?


.... Nd dats hw english died a sad nd painful death

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Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Abuja After Participating In UN Climate Change Meeting by PHATE007(f): 9:08pm On Dec 01, 2015
MR TOURISM visits Nigeria @ last.... So nice of u to visit us mr buhari.. We hope to see more of u in future









In other news.. #END TiME visit

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Jokes Etc / Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by PHATE007(f): 9:03pm On Dec 01, 2015
Taiwo20:




All these in one guy?? Haba mana! I be Jesus Christ ni?
come let's build doze qualities together *winks*
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Photo:- When You Go To The Burial Of The Guy That Snatched Your Girl F by PHATE007(f): 9:02pm On Dec 01, 2015
Hahahahahahaha.... See the bright side, d food compensated for his loss.. Lol

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Politics / Re: PDP Releases Statement On Dokpesi’s Arrest by PHATE007(f): 8:42pm On Dec 01, 2015
Dem nor dey tire to blast dia selves?


Yesterday's news: pdp blames apc for bomb blast


Today's news: apc blames pdp for unemployment



Nxt wk's news* pdp blames apc for chiboc gurls


Nxt year's nws: apc blames pdp for fuel scarcity.... Na wa!!!! Bunch of jokers (poliTRICKCIANS) I must say
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by PHATE007(f): 8:37pm On Dec 01, 2015
B4 y'all say I am biased, yes the gurl is greedy! Very greedy! She is demanding as if she'd do the needful if required of her....... BUT!....









It won't hurt to get all deze in one guy *winks*
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by PHATE007(f): 8:33pm On Dec 01, 2015
...... Nd dats hw all the guys who are too lazy to build themselves to fit into these qualities will type "SO TRUE"! Mtcheew...










In other news.....#END TIME post

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Will Soon Get The Change They Voted For - Lai Mohammed by PHATE007(f): 4:47pm On Dec 01, 2015
Lai Mohammed? Here I was thinking his name was liar liar Mohammed...




In other news... End time liars!

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Politics / Re: FG To Commence Registration Of Unemployed Nigerians Nationwide by PHATE007(f): 11:39am On Dec 01, 2015
ahnie:
Miss Faith,this your search for boifriend nor be here o.december don reach sha...o ye mi(i understand)ayam north a man.
lol.. I saw it dear.... I said gf not girl friend... Gf=great friend...
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Hunting Experience In Lekki by PHATE007(f): 11:33am On Dec 01, 2015
drnoel:

pls no hate the Player but the message
noted!
Business / Re: CBN Extends BVN Registration For Armed Forces by PHATE007(f): 11:25am On Dec 01, 2015
For a second there, I thought I read "CBN extends BVN registration for Armed ROBBERS" *shines teeth*
























In other news............ END TIME extension
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Hunting Experience In Lekki by PHATE007(f): 11:22am On Dec 01, 2015
because d post is a bit funny, I'll try to b as encouraging nd positive as possible........................

















This is one of d most useless post I ve read in a while... Y don't u engage in a meaningful venture than hunting for boyfriend dat will later give u blue nd black eyes?



M sorry for being so positive o! I tried to sound mean but it didn't just work... Today na ur lucky day!



In other news... END TIME post

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Politics / Re: FG To Commence Registration Of Unemployed Nigerians Nationwide by PHATE007(f): 11:14am On Dec 01, 2015
ahnie:
My dear 5k nor be small money o...ah fit arrange correct BANGa soup n StARCH,plus fresh catfish obuhari you had berra not put us on Highjump
lol... Dat na 1 day meal nw.. D remaining 29/30 days nkor? Hw u wan take survive + hw u go take settle me ur gf? *winks*
Politics / Re: FG To Commence Registration Of Unemployed Nigerians Nationwide by PHATE007(f): 11:10am On Dec 01, 2015
For just 5k see d many speech dem dey give..... #God bless my country






In other news...... #END TIME funds

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Fashion / Re: Izuchukwu Anoliefo Wins 3rd In Mr Universal Ambassador In India (Photos) by PHATE007(f): 11:06am On Dec 01, 2015
Why na only him boxer (brief) get design? + he nor even get beta packs self mtcheew!




Congratulation to him tho b4 our igbo brothers come for me....







In other news....... END TIME competition
Romance / Re: She Says I Am A Devil But Was I Wrong To Do It To Her? by PHATE007(f): 7:49pm On Nov 30, 2015
Lemme tell u something abt me, I nd ur alleged ex, na d same rope tie us in d sense dat we both are insecure and honest to a fault........ Take it from me, letting her know dat blood covenant is wrong nd re assuring her of d love u have for her (dat is if u do o) will do d magic.....


The decision to break up cos of just dat reason is a bit too harsh... She is hurt. Talk to her dear, straighten things out nd if u still want her, get back with her
Romance / Re: My 18-Year-Old Girlfriend Wants Abortion, Please Help by PHATE007(f): 6:33pm On Nov 30, 2015
123papas:
criticism
go tru the post again... The op wrote "criticise" @ d end of d post instead of criticism
Romance / Re: My 18-Year-Old Girlfriend Wants Abortion, Please Help by PHATE007(f): 6:25pm On Nov 30, 2015
kosplateau:
The guy is an error all thru save fucccking a poor girl.
lol..
Romance / Re: My 18-Year-Old Girlfriend Wants Abortion, Please Help by PHATE007(f): 6:22pm On Nov 30, 2015
olaolulazio:

I guess you've witnessed this kinda thing.
nah! Ve not o... Tryna reason logically
Crime / Re: Doctor Scammed Of N12m Land By Blood Brother by PHATE007(f): 11:57am On Nov 30, 2015
brainbucks:
I suggest an addition to Nairaland Rules:

Henceforth, anyone who types "End Time" should officially be labeled an AIDS patient.

Anybody to second this motion, please?
any body dat second dis motion will automatically be labelled as an AIDS patient... Nd for u oga, I'll deal with u later

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