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Romance / Re: Live Commentary: Traditional Wedding Between Xynerise & Skydeep. by Phate07(m): 4:14pm On Aug 12, 2011

Romance / Re: Live Commentary: Traditional Wedding Between Xynerise & Skydeep. by Phate07(m): 4:05pm On Aug 12, 2011
Goldieluks:

Would you have attended?^^

Dont think so.
Romance / Re: Romantic Hottie Of The Week by Phate07(m): 4:02pm On Aug 12, 2011
undecided
Romance / Re: Live Commentary: Traditional Wedding Between Xynerise & Skydeep. by Phate07(m): 3:57pm On Aug 12, 2011

They should have issued an IV out.
**hisses**
Romance / Re: What's The Worst Thing About Being Your Gender? by Phate07(m): 2:20pm On Aug 12, 2011
Surprisingly, none.
Romance / Re: Paying Dowries For Black Women In 2011 by Phate07(m): 1:35pm On Aug 11, 2011

^^Where did this one escape from?
Romance / Re: Would You Date Your Friend's Parent? by Phate07(m): 7:50pm On Aug 10, 2011
livedit:

Unfortunately, livedit would have to say no. Just the thought of her dating someone who could be her parent or in some cases, grand-parent is a complete turn-off. Let alone a friend's parent.

True! Livedit refused to date me 3yrs ago, said I was too old for her. sad
Romance / Re: Paying Dowries For Black Women In 2011 by Phate07(m): 7:31pm On Aug 10, 2011

**Didn't Mr Cork quit Nl some weeks back? No free punny in Peckham?** angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Science Section! We Need One! by Phate07(m): 7:27pm On Aug 10, 2011
all4naija:

Somebody gat to pm Seun. Probably, he's not aware of the plan.

Story! angry
Romance / Re: What Is In I Love You by Phate07(m): 7:24pm On Aug 10, 2011
toba:

Come hug me Goldie. This' hatredlove


Back off mister! Before i pour conc acid on your bald head. angry
Romance / Re: How Long by Phate07(m): 7:18pm On Aug 10, 2011

5 minutes! angry
Romance / Re: What Is In I Love You by Phate07(m): 7:15pm On Aug 10, 2011
What Is In I Love You?


6 words!
16 letters!
8 consonants and
8 vowels! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Are There Good Looking Guys On Nl's Romance Section? by Phate07(m): 7:09pm On Aug 10, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

He was wearing white socks and a bow tie. How horrific! shocked shocked shocked angry angry

And no shoes. That was why he had to loot shoes. angry


Goldieluks:


that was a disgusting sight!

True Story! angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Science Section! We Need One! by Phate07(m): 7:03pm On Aug 10, 2011

Don't hold your breath, it wont happen. Seun is satisfied with the way his forum is. He is afraid of changes, especially ones that might adversely affect his SEO.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Are There Good Looking Guys On Nl's Romance Section? by Phate07(m): 6:59pm On Aug 10, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

I knew I saw his gorilla arse on CNN!

Yeah, and i also have another pic of him nyashing a helpless resident. angry
Romance / Re: Who Has The Most Attractive Personality On Nairaland? (Females) by Phate07(m): 6:55pm On Aug 10, 2011
pDude:

@reality101- this is my brand.


Sharp man! Welcome to the brighter life. angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Are There Good Looking Guys On Nl's Romance Section? by Phate07(m): 6:50pm On Aug 10, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Mr Cork <<<<< Goood looking, hand some, fineboy, cute, shy, sweeet lookin, ex model, honest & single wink


Mr Cork I have a picture of you running with boxes of looted shoes on Monday. angry
Romance / Re: The place of your dreams For your Honeymoon by Phate07(m): 5:42pm On Aug 10, 2011
BABE!:


grin Basketmouth. Where exactly is the honeymoon gonna be at? In the rocket or on the moon itself?

If it's the former: I'm claustrophobic. How big is the rocket? grin Levitating and having s[i]e[/i]x? Don't you think that's a lil' crazy?

If it's the latter: Why would you wanna pay for oxygen when there's free oxygen for earth? undecided Remember we can't be nak[i]e[/i]d on the moon--so how's that gonna work out?





We would start from the rocket and continue on the moon. Don't worry about the size, NASA promises to give us a very big one. angry
Politics / Re: Best President Nigeria Never Had? by Phate07(m): 5:37pm On Aug 10, 2011
dayokanu:

Lawrence Anini followed by Clifford Orji and Ade bendel

Yeah.

And Otokoto as Senate president. angry
Romance / Re: The place of your dreams For your Honeymoon by Phate07(m): 5:29pm On Aug 10, 2011
REALITY101:

Since I have been to all my favorite countries and places I don't even know where to go on my honeymoon anymore. Any suggestion?


Have you not heard of that place called GRAVE? It's a fantastic place to spend time. angry
Romance / Re: The place of your dreams For your Honeymoon by Phate07(m): 5:23pm On Aug 10, 2011
BABE!:

hm--hm.

I don't understand the relationship between Some people and Honeymoons though. I don't think I'll ever comprehend sef.

Especially the People that actually go out of their ways(spend their life savings--go into debts) to sponsor their honeymoon. We all know honeymoons revolve around S[i]E[/i]X, in most cases. Why then would anyone pay to go and have s[i]e[/i]x in another continent?

What's the difference between S[i]e[/i]x in Ikeja (or wherever you live sha)  and S[i]e[/i]x in Fiji?  grin

Case of Misplaced Priorities. They'll now come back from Fiji and start paying/settling debts. Mschewwww. Ibere oshi.  grin


Neyah, I'm sorry about my ranting. I'm just "thinking aloud".


Babe!, can I borrow a rocket from NASA and take you to the Moon for a honeymoon? angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(m): 5:16pm On Aug 10, 2011

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl GIRL: , Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a
BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist
put his hand in the girl's top

GIRL:Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a
BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist
took off the girl's clothes

GIRL:Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a
BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist
had sex with the girl

GIRL:.Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a
BASTARD.

GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!


Rotflmao grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: The place of your dreams For your Honeymoon by Phate07(m): 11:45am On Aug 10, 2011

Well i dont like dreaming. Dreams are known to be dangerous. angry
Romance / Re: Who Has The Most Attractive Personality On Nairaland? (Females) by Phate07(m): 11:41am On Aug 10, 2011

Story! angry
Romance / Re: Would You Date Your Friend's Parent? by Phate07(m): 8:25am On Aug 10, 2011


No. angry
Romance / Re: Let Love Rule Here On Nairaland by Phate07(m): 12:27am On Aug 10, 2011
Romance / Re: Let Love Rule Here On Nairaland by Phate07(m): 7:28pm On Aug 09, 2011
undecided
Romance / Re: Let Love Rule Here On Nairaland by Phate07(m): 1:45pm On Aug 09, 2011
cry
Romance / Re: Let Love Rule Here On Nairaland by Phate07(m): 1:39pm On Aug 09, 2011
undecided
Romance / Re: Let Love Rule Here On Nairaland by Phate07(m): 1:34pm On Aug 09, 2011
embarassed
Romance / Re: Let Love Rule Here On Nairaland by Phate07(m): 1:28pm On Aug 09, 2011
angry angry

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