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Goldieluks: Dont think so. |
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They should have issued an IV out. **hisses** |
Surprisingly, none. |
^^Where did this one escape from? |
livedit: True! Livedit refused to date me 3yrs ago, said I was too old for her. |
**Didn't Mr Cork quit Nl some weeks back? No free punny in Peckham?** |
all4naija: Story! |
toba: Back off mister! Before i pour conc acid on your bald head. |
5 minutes! |
What Is In I Love You? 6 words! 16 letters! 8 consonants and 8 vowels! |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=729685.msg8896085#msg8896085 date=1312999389]He was wearing white socks and a bow tie. How horrific! [/quote]And no shoes. That was why he had to loot shoes. Goldieluks: True Story! |
Don't hold your breath, it wont happen. Seun is satisfied with the way his forum is. He is afraid of changes, especially ones that might adversely affect his SEO. |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=729685.msg8896014#msg8896014 date=1312998786]I knew I saw his gorilla arse on CNN![/quote] Yeah, and i also have another pic of him nyashing a helpless resident. |
pDude: Sharp man! Welcome to the brighter life. |
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=729685.msg8895056#msg8895056 date=1312990324]Mr Cork <<<<< Goood looking, hand some, fineboy, cute, shy, sweeet lookin, ex model, honest & single [/quote]Mr Cork I have a picture of you running with boxes of looted shoes on Monday. |
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=732104.msg8895543#msg8895543 date=1312994155] Basketmouth. Where exactly is the honeymoon gonna be at? In the rocket or on the moon itself?If it's the former: I'm claustrophobic. How big is the rocket? Levitating and having s[i]e[/i]x? Don't you think that's a lil' crazy? If it's the latter: Why would you wanna pay for oxygen when there's free oxygen for earth? Remember we can't be nak[i]e[/i]d on the moon--so how's that gonna work out?[/quote]We would start from the rocket and continue on the moon. Don't worry about the size, NASA promises to give us a very big one. |
dayokanu: Yeah. And Otokoto as Senate president. |
REALITY101: Have you not heard of that place called GRAVE? It's a fantastic place to spend time. |
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=732104.msg8895181#msg8895181 date=1312991179]hm--hm. I don't understand the relationship between Some people and Honeymoons though. I don't think I'll ever comprehend sef. Especially the People that actually go out of their ways(spend their life savings--go into debts) to sponsor their honeymoon. We all know honeymoons revolve around S[i]E[/i]X, in most cases. Why then would anyone pay to go and have s[i]e[/i]x in another continent? What's the difference between S[i]e[/i]x in Ikeja (or wherever you live sha) and S[i]e[/i]x in Fiji? ![]() Case of Misplaced Priorities. They'll now come back from Fiji and start paying/settling debts. Mschewwww. Ibere oshi. ![]() Neyah, I'm sorry about my ranting. I'm just "thinking aloud".[/quote] Babe!, can I borrow a rocket from NASA and take you to the Moon for a honeymoon? |
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl GIRL: , Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top GIRL:Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL:But, he took my clothes off. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes GIRL:Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL:But, he had sex with me! PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl GIRL:.Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS. PSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!! Rotflmao ![]() |
Well i dont like dreaming. Dreams are known to be dangerous. |
Story! |
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Goldie. This' 
Basketmouth. Where exactly is the honeymoon gonna be at? In the rocket or on the moon itself?