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Forum GamesRe: The Last Person To Post Here Wins! by Phate07(m): 11:54pm On Oct 24, 2010


Cos i burned down her ganja farm. No more ganja for her. tongue
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Denies Being Charley Boy’s Gay Lover by Phate07(m): 11:40pm On Oct 24, 2010


^^Methinks bish2 is angry. tongue
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Denies Being Charley Boy’s Gay Lover by Phate07(m): 11:24pm On Oct 24, 2010


Methinks Naija is going to the gallows. tongue
RomanceRe: Love Doctor- What Do You Want To Know About Love? by Phate07(op): 11:20pm On Oct 24, 2010


grin grin . Ok. Hows the international package?
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Drops Commander-in-chief Title by Phate07(op): 11:07pm On Oct 24, 2010


Ok o sowy. tongue
RomanceRe: I Will Never Marry A Slim Woman! by Phate07(m): 11:07pm On Oct 24, 2010


Methinks the poster is obese. tongue Else he wont hate slim chicks. grin
RomanceRe: Love Doctor- What Do You Want To Know About Love? by Phate07(op): 11:04pm On Oct 24, 2010


@sec and spec, are you on FB? Methinks we could connect.
RomanceRe: Love Doctor- What Do You Want To Know About Love? by Phate07(op): 10:55pm On Oct 24, 2010


^^Dont worry pay checks are assurred. I have already hired some mafioso to take care of the IRS.
 wink
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Drops Commander-in-chief Title by Phate07(op): 10:45pm On Oct 24, 2010


^^He is not saying he does not want the post of c-in-c. He just does not want the title. The title of 'president' covers it all, as specified by the Nigerian constitution.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance by Phate07(m): 10:01pm On Oct 24, 2010


Methinks Mr cork and Mygoldie will do well together. tongue
Forum GamesRe: The Last Person To Post Here Wins! by Phate07(m): 9:55pm On Oct 24, 2010


Where's the crown? Am the winner. tongue
RomanceRe: I Will Never Marry A Slim Woman! by Phate07(m): 9:55pm On Oct 24, 2010


Ok. You hate slim chicks and i love slim chicks. So what? tongue
RomanceRe: Marraige Reign by Phate07(m): 9:44pm On Oct 24, 2010


Ok o sowy. tongue
RomanceRe: 10 Fantastic Questions That Can Save Your Relationship! by Phate07(m): 9:42pm On Oct 24, 2010

Hmmm, nice. undecided
Forum GamesRe: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters **reloaded** by Phate07(m): 9:07pm On Oct 24, 2010


Carry Rocks Off Space Station

SPACE
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Met A Fellow Nairalander In Real Life? by Phate07(m): 9:02pm On Oct 24, 2010


Methinks most Nairalanders are autobots trained to be annoyingly irksome. tongue
Forum GamesRe: Age Guessing Game! by Phate07(m): 9:00pm On Oct 24, 2010


Still inside mumsy belly. Methinks voodoo is at work here. tongue
RomanceRe: f by Phate07(m): 8:54pm On Oct 24, 2010


Black sisters beware of serial rapists. tongue
RomanceRe: Love Doctor- What Do You Want To Know About Love? by Phate07(op): 8:42pm On Oct 24, 2010

Secretary, glad to see you are back. How was the international trip and the wedding. I and specialist have been taking care of everything. But the IRS are threatning to close the office due to non-payment of taxes caused by non-availability of patients.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 190 In Brothel? by Phate07(m): 8:40pm On Oct 24, 2010

News Flash:
190 is been deported back to Naija due to excessive love of white punsy,
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Drops Commander-in-chief Title by Phate07(op): 8:11pm On Oct 24, 2010
krendo:
congratulations the cup of garri has dropped by half since this revelation !!!!!!!!!!

grin grin grin grin grin


Maybe in 2020, after the silly Millenium Goals.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ff by Phate07(m): 7:55pm On Oct 24, 2010
LouisThoro:
84.65% of those who claims to be female on NL are actually Male.


Its called online anonymity. grin Some of the 'males' are really females. tongue
PoliticsGoodluck Jonathan Drops Commander-in-chief Title by Phate07(op): 7:40pm On Oct 24, 2010
President Goodluck Jonathan has dropped the Commander-In-Chief of the Armed Forces from his official title lists, the News Agency of Nigeria reports.
"Mr President has removed the title, ‘Commander of the Armed Forces,'" said Vice President Namadi Sambo, at the Oxford University where he delivered a lecture to the Oxford International Relations Society.

"He (Jonathan) has directed that he should only be referred to as "Mr President.'' Mr Sambo, who was responding to a question from the audience on why Nigerian leaders were being addressed by series of titles, added that the long lists of protocols at official events has also been dropped.

"During the declaration where we declared to participate in the up-coming elections, it was very clear that Mr President said reading of long lists of protocols before the main address be reduced," he said.
"If you notice; if it were before, I will recognize everybody on my entourage and the audience including you.''

www.234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/News/National/5633695-146/jonathan_drops_c_-in-c_title_.csp
RomanceRe: Ladies, Who Else Would Be Your Ideal Dream Guy, Apart From Me? by Phate07(m): 6:27pm On Oct 24, 2010


Mr Cork wants to get married. tongue
RomanceRe: Let Love Rule Here On Nairaland by Phate07(m): 6:13pm On Oct 24, 2010

Mi lady, Tjskii, hope you had enough sunshine today. smiley Am sending my air cruiser to bring you safely to my abode.

RomanceRe: Let Love Rule Here On Nairaland by Phate07(m): 6:03pm On Oct 24, 2010


Mr Cork, its seems we have a common problem. Mr Fireman aka Firearm is acting as a serious pest and he's keeping Tjskii all to himself. Am proposing you and i act together to eliminate him, cos 'my enemy's enemy is my friend' tongue. After we are through with him, then we'll talk about how to share the spoils.
undecided
Forum GamesRe: The Lol Craze- Say Any Crazy Or silly Thing, But Make Sure You Put Lol. by Phate07(op): 5:33pm On Oct 24, 2010
rokiatu:
This thread is gonna get silly lol
xynerise:
This thread idiotic. Lol


Its a crazy thread for crazy people, lol.
wink
Forum GamesRe: The Lol Craze- Say Any Crazy Or silly Thing, But Make Sure You Put Lol. by Phate07(op): 5:22pm On Oct 24, 2010

Creative requires a free mind and most people aint free, lol.
RomanceRe: Let Love Rule Here On Nairaland by Phate07(m): 1:48pm On Oct 24, 2010

Lwkmd @firearm(fireman). You wish but if wishes were horses, then fireman will ride. tongue tongue

If we were to fight over mi lady, tjskii, it will be more like this:

RomanceRe: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Phate07(m): 1:24pm On Oct 24, 2010
[b]
More for mi lady, tjskii.

If I was to look into the
Mirror of Erised, I would
see the two of us
together.

Do you know the
Petrificus Totalus spell?
Because you make me
stiff.
wink

I'm not an Animagus but
sometimes I can be real
animal.
grin

How about you and me go
look for the Room of
Requirement?

You know Platform 9 and
3/4? Well I know
something else with the
same exact
measurements. grin
wink kiss

A couple nights with me
and Moaning Myrtle tongue will
have to get a new
nickname.

wink

What do you say we
disapparate out of here.
wink kiss

Wanna practice making
what looks like a
mandrake.


You look like you'd be a
good Quidditch player.
Want to ride my
broomstick?
cheesy

You know, when I said,
"Accio hottie," I didn't
expect it to work!

I know my name's not
Luna, but I sure know how
to Lovegood if you know
what I mean.
kiss

If I try hard enough, I
can get a really big
patronus. All I have to do
is think of happy things.
wink

Will you be my horcrux
tonight, so l can give a
piece of my soul to you?
[/b]
wink kiss
RomanceRe: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Phate07(m): 1:09pm On Oct 24, 2010
tjskii:
cheesy cheesy
me likey

Mi lady tjskii, why dont we disapparate out of here and make our magic together.
wink kiss
Forum GamesRe: 1. . . . . .999,998 999,999 1,000,000. Who Will Write 1? by Phate07(m): 6:18am On Oct 24, 2010
deekseen:
I'll just sit here and wait. When it gets to 2, i'll write[b] 1[/b] cool

You'll have to wait a long time. tongue


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