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Cos i burned down her ganja farm. No more ganja for her. ![]() |
^^Methinks bish2 is angry. ![]() |
Methinks Naija is going to the gallows. ![]() |
. Ok. Hows the international package? |
Ok o sowy. ![]() |
Methinks the poster is obese. Else he wont hate slim chicks. ![]() |
@sec and spec, are you on FB? Methinks we could connect. |
^^Dont worry pay checks are assurred. I have already hired some mafioso to take care of the IRS. ![]() |
^^He is not saying he does not want the post of c-in-c. He just does not want the title. The title of 'president' covers it all, as specified by the Nigerian constitution. |
Methinks Mr cork and Mygoldie will do well together. ![]() |
Where's the crown? Am the winner. ![]() |
Ok. You hate slim chicks and i love slim chicks. So what? ![]() |
Ok o sowy. ![]() |
Hmmm, nice. ![]() |
Carry Rocks Off Space Station SPACE |
Methinks most Nairalanders are autobots trained to be annoyingly irksome. ![]() |
Still inside mumsy belly. Methinks voodoo is at work here. ![]() |
Black sisters beware of serial rapists. ![]() |
Secretary, glad to see you are back. How was the international trip and the wedding. I and specialist have been taking care of everything. But the IRS are threatning to close the office due to non-payment of taxes caused by non-availability of patients. |
News Flash: 190 is been deported back to Naija due to excessive love of white punsy, |
krendo: Maybe in 2020, after the silly Millenium Goals. |
LouisThoro: Its called online anonymity. Some of the 'males' are really females. ![]() |
President Goodluck Jonathan has dropped the Commander-In-Chief of the Armed Forces from his official title lists, the News Agency of Nigeria reports. "Mr President has removed the title, ‘Commander of the Armed Forces,'" said Vice President Namadi Sambo, at the Oxford University where he delivered a lecture to the Oxford International Relations Society. "He (Jonathan) has directed that he should only be referred to as "Mr President.'' Mr Sambo, who was responding to a question from the audience on why Nigerian leaders were being addressed by series of titles, added that the long lists of protocols at official events has also been dropped. "During the declaration where we declared to participate in the up-coming elections, it was very clear that Mr President said reading of long lists of protocols before the main address be reduced," he said. "If you notice; if it were before, I will recognize everybody on my entourage and the audience including you.'' www.234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/News/National/5633695-146/jonathan_drops_c_-in-c_title_.csp |
Mr Cork wants to get married. ![]() |
Mi lady, Tjskii, hope you had enough sunshine today. Am sending my air cruiser to bring you safely to my abode.
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Mr Cork, its seems we have a common problem. Mr Fireman aka Firearm is acting as a serious pest and he's keeping Tjskii all to himself. Am proposing you and i act together to eliminate him, cos 'my enemy's enemy is my friend' . After we are through with him, then we'll talk about how to share the spoils.![]() |
rokiatu: xynerise: Its a crazy thread for crazy people, lol. ![]() |
Creative requires a free mind and most people aint free, lol. |
Lwkmd @firearm(fireman). You wish but if wishes were horses, then fireman will ride. ![]() If we were to fight over mi lady, tjskii, it will be more like this:
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[b] More for mi lady, tjskii. If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together. Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff. I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal. ![]() How about you and me go look for the Room of Requirement? You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements. ![]() A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle willhave to get a new nickname. What do you say we disapparate out of here. Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake. You look like you'd be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick? ![]() You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work! I know my name's not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood if you know what I mean. If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things. Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you? [/b] |
tjskii: Mi lady tjskii, why dont we disapparate out of here and make our magic together. |
deekseen: You'll have to wait a long time. ![]() 981,448 981,447 981,446 |
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Am sending my air cruiser to bring you safely to my abode.
