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Aye captain, but i think i will report for duty at the farm asap 2moro. ![]() googles: |
Ermm Plutonian, bro iss you writing ann essay. ![]() |
As sane as a potfull of coke can make one be. ![]() |
Naija na country or abi na thing? ![]() |
^^Methinks prison will do you good for christmas. ![]() I want a new flying saucer. |
[b] A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her.Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in, Some things you just can't explain. [/b] |
Hausa people i no like. ![]() |
Methinks NL is their school. |
Me knows that you like to eat ugly boys for christmas. ![]() |
Me knows me have got only one mama. ![]() |
News Flash: Mr Cork was recently caught nyashing a white woman at Nairaland Hq and has been banned till further notice. ![]() |
Hey, the two both of you, leave the centre and come to the middle. ![]() |
Aight, i see you here, i see there, are you twice? ![]() |
She wants to bring you back under her control. ![]() |
Sowy miss, me is very ugly. ![]() |
Saggin i know not, but methinks i know of niggas. ![]() |
^^Yeah, am waiting for christmas. ![]() |
This reminds me of a little fun project i did while in school. I wrote a simple but powerful virus in vbscript. I placed it in my flash drive and created an Autorun file pointing to it through wscript.exe. I'll then give the drive out to 'friends'. And the little monster will ofcourse do its work. Then they come to me to set their systems right, for a fee. ![]() |
I stopped watching Naija movies since high school. |
Methinks no gentleman has the right to beat a lady, and certainly no crazy man of God. ![]() |
^^Ex-convict, former member of KKK. ![]() |
bluespice:[b] You seem to be a Harry Potter fan. Oya, take more for your troubles ![]() I know you want me to manage your mischief! ![]() You must be magical because I've fallen under your spell. Want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own. You don't need defense against my dark arts. Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing? ![]() The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand. ![]() I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts. I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you. ![]() If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you? ![]() I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts. Are you a bogart? 'Cause I have a fear of hot girls. ![]() Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake. Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming. They say I'm like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive. ![]() What's the password to your portrait? ![]() My heart's splinched without you. Yeah, I've got a pretty good batch of polyjuice going, wanna taste? ![]() I'm goblin. Let me stroke your vault. [/b] |
^^ Check the link on the first post on the first page. ![]() |
Methinks the poster is high on low-grade coke. ![]() |
Sorry, this joke was deemed too funny and hardcore for your ribs and has been removed by the Mod. |
Methinks she is an incorrigible ganja planter and smoker. ![]() |
^^Methinks he is a drug addict. ![]() |
Methinks you forgot 'i bleep her' Thats NL most popular.![]() |
Methinks the poster is crazy, he needs a slap. ![]() |
My one and only P.A. |
Methinks all queers should be killed. Or maybe natural selection will eliminate them since they cant/wont reproduce. ![]() |
Methinks he is a serial killer. ![]() |
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