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CelebritiesRe: Denrele Denies Being Charley Boy’s Gay Lover by Phate07(m): 10:38pm On Oct 25, 2010

Aye captain, but i think i will report for duty at the farm asap 2moro.
undecided
googles:
lol. . .Resume with immediate effect cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: Nollywood Need To Study filmmaking and production by Phate07(m): 9:53pm On Oct 25, 2010

Ermm Plutonian, bro iss you writing ann essay.
angry
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Denies Being Charley Boy’s Gay Lover by Phate07(m): 9:47pm On Oct 25, 2010

As sane as a potfull of coke can make one be. tongue
Forum GamesRe: Start The Sentence With The Last Word (pidgin Version) by Phate07(m): 9:43pm On Oct 25, 2010

Naija na country or abi na thing? huh
Forum GamesRe: All I Want For Christmas Is: by Phate07(m): 9:41pm On Oct 25, 2010

^^Methinks prison will do you good for christmas. tongue

I want a new flying saucer.
Jokes EtcRe: Funniest Joke by Phate07(op): 9:36pm On Oct 25, 2010
[b]
A farmer is sitting in the
neighborhood bar getting
soused. A man comes in and
asks him, "Hey, why are you
sitting here on this beautiful
day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just
can't explain.

Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was
sitting by my cow milking her.Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain.

Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do
then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this
time and tied it to the post on
the right. I sat back down and
began milking her again. Just
as I got the bucket about full,
the stupid cow knocked over
the bucket with her tail. Some
things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any
more rope, so I took off my
belt and tied her tail to the
rafter. In that moment, my
pants fell down and my wife
walked in, Some things you
just can't explain.
[/b]
Forum GamesRe: Start The Sentence With The Last Word (pidgin Version) by Phate07(m): 9:24pm On Oct 25, 2010

Hausa people i no like. tongue
RomanceRe: Ladies, Who Else Would Be Your Ideal Dream Guy, Apart From Me? by Phate07(m): 9:13pm On Oct 25, 2010

Methinks NL is their school.
cry
Forum GamesRe: All I Want For Christmas Is: by Phate07(m): 9:09pm On Oct 25, 2010

Me knows that you like to eat ugly boys for christmas.
angry
RomanceRe: 'i Love U Pass My Mother' by Phate07(m): 9:08pm On Oct 25, 2010

Me knows me have got only one mama.
undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What If? by Phate07(m): 8:58pm On Oct 25, 2010

News Flash: Mr Cork was recently caught nyashing a white woman at Nairaland Hq and has been banned till further notice.
 angry
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Phate07(m): 8:56pm On Oct 25, 2010

Hey, the two both of you, leave the centre and come to the middle. grin
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Phate07(m): 8:53pm On Oct 25, 2010

Aight, i see you here, i see there, are you twice? tongue
RomanceRe: Why Is It by Phate07(m): 8:41pm On Oct 25, 2010

She wants to bring you back under her control. tongue
Forum GamesRe: All I Want For Christmas Is: by Phate07(m): 8:25pm On Oct 25, 2010

Sowy miss, me is very ugly. tongue
FashionRe: What Is Wrong With Saggy Pants? by Phate07(m): 7:52pm On Oct 25, 2010

Saggin i know not, but methinks i know of niggas. tongue
Forum GamesRe: All I Want For Christmas Is: by Phate07(m): 7:50pm On Oct 25, 2010

^^Yeah, am waiting for christmas. tongue
WebmastersRe: How long do you code a day(Hours) by Phate07(m): 7:20pm On Oct 25, 2010

This reminds me of a little fun project i did while in school. I wrote a simple but powerful virus in vbscript. I placed it in my flash drive and created an Autorun file pointing to it through wscript.exe.
I'll then give the drive out to 'friends'. And the little monster will ofcourse do its work. Then they come to me to set their systems right, for a fee. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Nollywood Need To Study filmmaking and production by Phate07(m): 6:56pm On Oct 25, 2010

I stopped watching Naija movies since high school.
FamilyRe: What Can I Do? My Husband Spanks Me! by Phate07(m): 6:34pm On Oct 25, 2010

Methinks no gentleman has the right to beat a lady, and certainly no crazy man of God.
angry
Forum GamesRe: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by Phate07(m): 10:16am On Oct 25, 2010


^^Ex-convict, former member of KKK.
angry
RomanceRe: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Phate07(m): 10:01am On Oct 25, 2010
bluespice:
i'll be on the floor if a dood used these on me, he'll definitely have my attention, harry potter will always be awesome
[b]

You seem to be a Harry Potter fan. cheesy Oya, take more for your troubles tongue

I know you want me to
manage your mischief!
tongue

You must be magical
because I've fallen under
your spell.
Want to head to the
Shrieking Shack? We could
do some shrieking of our
own.

You don't need defense
against my dark arts.

Are you using the
Confundus charm or are
you just naturally mind
blowing?
huh

The thought of you
makes something vast and
silver erupt from my
wand.
grin

I must need Occlumency,
because I can't get you
out of my thoughts.

I might as well be under
the Imperius curse,
because I'd do anything
for you.
grin

If I were a Seeker and
you were a Snitch, would
you let me catch you?
huh

I don't have any muggle
money, but I do have a
sickle and two knuts.

Are you a bogart? 'Cause
I have a fear of hot girls.
tongue

Are you speaking
parseltongue? 'Cause
you're talking to my
snake.

Your smile's like
expelliarmus: simple but
disarming.

They say I'm like the
horn of a crumple-horned
snorkack. Explosive.
tongue

What's the password to
your portrait?
huh

My heart's splinched
without you.

Yeah, I've got a pretty
good batch of polyjuice
going, wanna taste?
cheesy

I'm goblin. Let me stroke
your vault.
[/b]
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Denies Being Charley Boy’s Gay Lover by Phate07(m): 8:27am On Oct 25, 2010


^^ Check the link on the first post on the first page. tongue
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Creepy! If This Dont Blow Ur Mind Nothing Will by Phate07(m): 8:23am On Oct 25, 2010


Methinks the poster is high on low-grade coke. tongue
Jokes EtcFunniest Joke by Phate07(op): 8:08am On Oct 25, 2010


Sorry, this joke was deemed too funny and hardcore for your ribs and has been removed by the Mod. tongue
Forum GamesRe: Guess The Bad Habit Of The Person Above You. by Phate07(m): 12:45am On Oct 25, 2010


Methinks she is an incorrigible ganja planter and smoker.
undecided
Forum GamesRe: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by Phate07(m): 12:41am On Oct 25, 2010


^^Methinks he is a drug addict. tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Phate07(m): 12:36am On Oct 25, 2010

Methinks you forgot 'i bleep her' tongue Thats NL most popular.
undecided
RomanceRe: I Was Named The Best Kisser In Nigeria Today by Phate07(m): 12:28am On Oct 25, 2010


Methinks the poster is crazy, he needs a slap. tongue
Forum GamesRe: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by Phate07(m): 12:12am On Oct 25, 2010


My one and only P.A.
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Of Soundcity by Phate07(m): 12:09am On Oct 25, 2010


Methinks all queers should be killed. tongue Or maybe natural selection will eliminate them since they cant/wont reproduce. cheesy
Forum GamesRe: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by Phate07(m): 11:58pm On Oct 24, 2010


Methinks he is a serial killer. tongue

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