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Why art thou pursueing the tail left behind, cyber stalker?

Free her jor.

Slap Slap the bagger

;d ;d

Dude, i could send u a hundred for nothing, if i so desired! Which language do u want? Python n perl, html n xhtml, ruby n ruby on rails, javascript n css for design templates! Just name it, it is available on the internet, for free! Yes, F-R-E-E!

This is called love of Bits, Bytes and Zeros . Such love does not ALWAYS work out cos ya'll are hiding behind the anonymity of your computers.

lmao!
Poor Johnny wanted to 'come' with his papa.

Yeah, it is a real irksome question, but nobody seems to want answer the question!

Yeah, really gbaski but it is getting dull in here!

Aye aye, Caqtain!

Hey, Daddy's Home! Who's above me?

;d :p

Why is English such a difficult language to master? Why must it have too many words? Even the reverred 'masters' and 'experts' don't fully comprehend it! Then what should a simple everyday consumer of the English language like me do? Imagine this:

The bandage was wound around
the wound.

The farm was used to produce
produce.

The dump was so full that it had
to refuse more refuse.

We must polish the Polish
furniture.

He could lead if he would get the
lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his
dessert in the desert.

Since there is no time like the
present, he thought it was time
to present the present.

At the army base a bass was
painted on the head of the bass
drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into
the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

They were too close to the door
to close it.

The buck does funny things
when the does are present.

The wind was too strong to
wind the sail.

I had to subject the subject to a
series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my
most intimate friend?

You park in a driveway, yet
drive on a parkway

Why do "fat chance" and "slim
chance" mean the same thing?

Why do "tug" boats push their
barges?

Why are they called "stands"
when they are made for sitting?

Why is it called "after dark" when
it's really "after light"?

Ok Prof, if you understand English so much, could you please tell me why the English language has things like these :

The bandage was wound around
the wound.

The farm was used to produce
produce.

The dump was so full that it had
to refuse more refuse.

We must polish the Polish
furniture.

He could lead if he would get the
lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his
dessert in the desert.

Since there is no time like the
present, he thought it was time
to present the present.

At the army base a bass was
painted on the head of the bass
drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into
the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

They were too close to the door
to close it.

The buck does funny things
when the does are present.

The wind was too strong to
wind the sail.

I had to subject the subject to a
series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my
most intimate friend?

You park in a driveway, yet
drive on a parkway

Why do "fat chance" and "slim
chance" mean the same thing?

Why do "tug" boats push their
barges?

Why are they called "stands"
when they are made for sitting?

Why is it called "after dark" when
it's really "after light"?

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The new tariff plan also offers
35 hours free night calls from 12
midnight to 5am and 20% bonus
on all airtime recharge from
N500 and above.
www.gloworld.com/latestnews2.asp

Chelsea moved four points clear
at the top of the Barclays
Premier League with a
comfortable victory over new
boys Blackpool at Stamford
Bridge.
Chelsea destroyed Ian Holloway's
side with four first-half goals -
two from Florent Malouda and
others from Salomon Kalou and
Didier Drogba.
Blackpool improved in the
second half and Branislav
Ivanovic had to clear off the line
from DJ Campbell while
substitute Gary Taylor-Fletcher
brought a fine save from Petr
Cech.
It took just 72 seconds for
Chelsea to take the lead when
Drogba's corner was flicked on
by Branislav Ivanovic and Kalou
supplied the finish at the far
post.
It was the Ivory Coast striker's
fourth league goal of the
campaign and Chelsea's 22nd in
total so far this season.
Michael Essien almost made it
two in the seventh minute but
the midfielder's 20-yard shot
was too high.
But Chelsea doubled their lead in
the 12th minute when Kalou put
Drogba clear of the Blackpool
defence.
RAMPANT FORM
Instead of having a shot himself,
Kalou's international team-mate
chose to cross superbly for the
unmarked Malouda to fire home
his fifth goal of the season.
Branislav Ivanovic almost made
it three seconds later but his
header from a Malouda corner
fell just wide of the upright.
Chelsea goalkeeper Petr Cech was
forced into his first save of the
game in the 16th minute when
he tipped a shot from Alex
Baptiste around the post.
Chelsea made it 3-0 on the half-
hour when Ashley Cole fed
Drogba and the Ivory Coast
striker's shot on the turn was
deflected past Matthew Gilks. It
was Drogba's fifth of the season.
Chelsea were now in rampant
form and only some poor
decision-making from Cole
prevented Blackpool from falling
further behind.
The England left-back should
have made it four to the home
side seconds after Drogba's goal
but his cross-shot went wide of
the far post.
In the 38th minute another
Chelsea attack almost brought
yet another goal.
Paulo Ferreira headed the ball
into space for Kalou to collect but
his cross was smashed wide by
Malouda.
TIPPED OVER
Another simple Chelsea move
sliced Blackpool open in the 41st
minute to make it 4-0 to the
champions.
Drogba's ball over the top to
Kalou was inch-perfect and he
crossed for Malouda to fire into
the bottom corner.
Gilks then thwarted Drogba in
the 44th minute as the Chelsea
forward looked to make it five.
Blackpool almost reduced the
arrears in the 49th minute when
DJ Campbell rounded Petr Cech
but Ivanovic cleared the ball off
the goal-line.
Moments later Luke Varney
squandered a chance for the
visitors when he volleyed over
from eight yards.
Chelsea had lost the initiative and
a 20-yard shot from Varney was
deflected just over the bar as the
visitors, for once, enjoyed the
upper hand.
On the hour, substitute Gary
Taylor-Fletcher brought a fine
save from Cech with a curling
shot which was going in until
the Czech Republic international
tipped it over the bar.
Seconds later Holloway removed
Elliott Grandin and Varney and
replaced them with Brett
Ormerod and Marlon Harewood.
But Chelsea squandered a chance
to go five in front in the 63rd
minute when Drogba put Kalou
in the clear but a poor touch
allowed Gilks to save his
eventual shot.
Moments later a cross from
Drogba was met by Malouda but
the France international's far-
post volley was tipped over by
Gilks.
In the 66th minute, Malouda
spurned another hat-trick chance
by firing wide of the left-hand
upright.
Essien sent a rising shot over the
crossbar 10 minutes from time
and Drogba did the same four
minutes from time.

http://www.premierleague.com/page/MatchReports/0,,12306~52880,00.html

Chelsea 4-0 Blackpool
Champions Chelsea extended
their lead at the top of the
Barclays Premier League with
another big win.
Two goals from Florent Malouda
plus others from Salomon Kalou
and Didier Drogba put the Blues
in full control against newly-
promoted Blackpool at Stamford
Bridge.
Kalou put the Blues ahead in the
second minute when he tapped
home a Drogba corner at the far
post. Malouda then finished off a
three-man move to make it two
in the 12th minute.
Drogba made it three for Carlo
Ancelotti's side when his shot on
the turn was deflected past
Matthew Gilks on the half-hour
and Malouda added a fourth in
the 41st minute.
Blackpool though kept the
champions out in the second half
and went close to getting a
consolation goal.
Www.premierleague.com/page/Headlines/0,,12306~2159063,00.html

This is seriously not good! Cant imagine myself spending 6hrs in traffic, not to talk of 13DAYS(13DAYS, not hours!). I will just die or kill somebody!! :-@[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Merci Johnson wins it all. I have never seen a more annoying person with fakey big boobs and a fat ass! And she thinks she is very hot and sexy?? Now thats definitely very annoying!![color=#550000][/color]

Nice n funny stories.

These songs are definitely stuck in my head.

1. Iris by Goo Goo Dolls
2. Breaking This Habit by Linkin Park
3. Viva la Vida by Coldplay
4. Fix You by Coldplay
5. The Reason by Hoobastank
6. Be Somebody by 3 Doors Down
7. The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars
8. I'm Yours by Mraz n so many others.