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Goldie, when last did i see your pants? Dont lie! ![]() |
long hiss |
[quote author=won-90 link=topic=679557.msg8539563#msg8539563 date=1308342528] [/quote]Close those teeth! Goldieluks:How about you come over here and i show you some real power. |
Its better to marry the whom you love. And then make him/her love you back. |
Its not for all to feel. |
Just feel the POWER!
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I would send some boys to block you o. No let my vex high. |
#MajorFail A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter gotHow crazily stup*d can some folks get? ![]() Imagine stray sperm being able to survive in the sterile waters of a swimming pool and impregnating someone? ![]() |
Today is trying to be a very dull day. |
I dey chill my guy. How levels for your side? ![]() |
Why would i want to beg you? ![]() |
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I need to knock someone. |
^^^Close your mouth! ![]() |
Damn! |
Farts. |
Iya, judging by the amount of time you have spent online i thought you would have reached 2 decades by now. ![]() I have spent some freaking dull 45days, 2hrs and 30minutes on here. |
Love is a game of power, a manipulation of emotions. Oam4j, Mukina is winning you in this game you are playing. ![]() Who wants to play with me? |
Iya, how many decades have you spent on Nl? ![]() |
^^^Cant you recognise a joke when you see it? |
More to come ![]() |
[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=691387.msg8526251#msg8526251 date=1308170295]Hey guys ![]() Was with a couple of ppl today and one tlk led to the oda and we got to ds topic, LOVE. Sum argued love is what you make of it, some argued therez nothing like falling in love and dat itz jus ppl deceiving themselves with all the 'I cnt live without u ' tlk , even one went further by explaining that she feels butterflies in her tommy when she's with her oda half and dats her sign dat shez truly in love, etc So I decided to throw it out on here to u guyz. 1st question: Do you believe in love? 2nd question: Do you believe everybody falls in love at sum stage in their life? [/quote]This is your answer, from Don Williams. I don't believe in superstars, Organic food and foreign cars. I don't believe the price of gold; The certainty of growing old. That right is right and left is wrong, That north and south can't get along. That east is east and west is west. And being first is always best. But I believe in love. I believe in babies. I believe in Mom and Dad. And I believe in you. Well, I don't believe that heaven waits, For only those who congregate. I like to think of God as love: He's down below, He's up above. He's watching people everywhere. He knows who does and doesn't care. And I'm an ordinary man, Sometimes I wonder who I am. But I believe in love. I believe in music. I believe in magic. And I believe in you. I know with all my certainty, What's going on with you and me, Is a good thing. It's true, I believe in you. I don't believe virginity, Is as common as it used to be. In working days and sleeping nights, That black is black and white is white. That Superman and Robin Hood, Are still alive in Hollywood. That gasoline's in short supply, The rising cost of getting by. But I believe in love. I believe in old folks. I believe in children. I believe in you. I believe in love. I believe in babies. I believe in Mom and Dad. And I believe in you. |
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Phocking sick thread and sickos in their phocking sick world. |
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Isn't it pass your bedtime, youngman? |
Freaking awesome! |
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal, When he enters a roomeveryone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well, ?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God." |
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