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RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 9:54pm On Jun 17, 2011
Goldie, when last did i see your pants? Dont lie! angry angry
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 9:50pm On Jun 17, 2011
long hiss angry angry
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 9:40pm On Jun 17, 2011
[quote author=won-90 link=topic=679557.msg8539563#msg8539563 date=1308342528]grin  grin[/quote]Close those teeth!  angry angry
Goldieluks:
Exactly,cause i can't feel any power,right now,
all i see is some bike.
How about you come over here and i show you some real power.  shocked angry  
RomanceRe: "get Married To Someone Who Loves You And Not The One You Love" by Phate07(m): 9:30pm On Jun 17, 2011
Its better to marry the whom you love. And then make him/her love you back.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 9:28pm On Jun 17, 2011
Its not for all to feel. tongue
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 9:19pm On Jun 17, 2011
Just feel the POWER! shocked shocked

RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 5:02pm On Jun 17, 2011
I would send some boys to block you o. No let my vex high.
RomanceRe: Teen Pregnant After ‘swimming In Pool’ by Phate07(m): 4:58pm On Jun 17, 2011
#MajorFail
A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got
pregnant - from using the swimming pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.
Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking
compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.
"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.
How crazily stup*d can some folks get? huh

Imagine stray sperm being able to survive in the sterile waters of a swimming pool and impregnating someone? undecided
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 4:50pm On Jun 17, 2011
Today is trying to be a very dull day.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 3:50pm On Jun 17, 2011
I dey chill my guy. How levels for your side? undecided
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 3:43pm On Jun 17, 2011
Why would i want to beg you? angry
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 3:37pm On Jun 17, 2011
undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 1:19pm On Jun 17, 2011
I need to knock someone.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 12:43pm On Jun 17, 2011
^^^Close your mouth! angry
RomanceRe: Unforgettable Love Letter. by Phate07(m): 12:46am On Jun 17, 2011
Damn! grin grin
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 11:54pm On Jun 16, 2011
Farts. angry
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 2:15pm On Jun 16, 2011
Iya, judging by the amount of time you have spent online i thought you would have reached 2 decades by now. undecided

I have spent some freaking dull 45days, 2hrs and 30minutes on here.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Iice Can I Meet You? by Phate07(m): 2:05pm On Jun 16, 2011
Love is a game of power, a manipulation of emotions.

Oam4j, Mukina is winning you in this game you are playing. undecided

Who wants to play with me?
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 1:57pm On Jun 16, 2011
Iya, how many decades have you spent on Nl? undecided
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by Phate07(m): 1:31pm On Jun 16, 2011
^^^Cant you recognise a joke when you see it?
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 1:00pm On Jun 16, 2011
More to come grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Love And Falling In Love by Phate07(m): 11:18pm On Jun 15, 2011
[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=691387.msg8526251#msg8526251 date=1308170295]Hey guys  smiley

Was with a couple of ppl today and one tlk led to the oda and we got to ds topic, LOVE. Sum argued love is what you make of it, some argued therez nothing like falling in love and dat itz jus ppl deceiving themselves with all the 'I cnt live without u ' tlk grin, even one went further by explaining that she feels butterflies in her tommy when she's with her oda half and dats her sign dat shez truly in love, etc 

So I decided to throw it out on here to u guyz.

1st question:  Do you believe in love?

2nd question: Do you believe  everybody falls in love at sum stage in their life?
[/quote]This is your answer, from Don Williams.

I don't believe in superstars,
Organic food and foreign cars.
I don't believe the price of gold;
The certainty of growing old.
That right is right and left is wrong,
That north and south can't get along.
That east is east and west is west.
And being first is always best.

But I believe in love.
I believe in babies.
I believe in Mom and Dad.
And I believe in you.

Well, I don't believe that heaven waits,
For only those who congregate.
I like to think of God as love:
He's down below, He's up above.
He's watching people everywhere.
He knows who does and doesn't care.
And I'm an ordinary man,
Sometimes I wonder who I am.

But I believe in love.
I believe in music.
I believe in magic.
And I believe in you.

I know with all my certainty,
What's going on with you and me,
Is a good thing.
It's true, I believe in you.

I don't believe virginity,
Is as common as it used to be.
In working days and sleeping nights,
That black is black and white is white.
That Superman and Robin Hood,
Are still alive in Hollywood.
That gasoline's in short supply,
The rising cost of getting by.

But I believe in love.
I believe in old folks.
I believe in children.
I believe in you.

I believe in love.
I believe in babies.
I believe in Mom and Dad.
And I believe in you.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please People I Need To See Odunnu by Phate07(m): 11:14pm On Jun 15, 2011
^^ grin grin grin
RomanceRe: The World Without Men! by Phate07(m): 10:51pm On Jun 15, 2011
Phocking sick thread and sickos in their phocking sick world. sad sad
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 10:41pm On Jun 15, 2011
undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 11:33pm On Jun 11, 2011
Isn't it pass your bedtime, youngman? angry angry
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by Phate07(m): 11:11pm On Jun 11, 2011
Freaking awesome! angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 10:57pm On Jun 10, 2011
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal, When he enters a roomeveryone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well, ?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do Women Fart? by Phate07(m): 10:55pm On Jun 10, 2011
undecided undecided undecided

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