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snowdrops:
Was trying to keep the maths simple and basic. Anyways;

CPC multiplied  [Poverty + illitracy + islamic extremism + ganja] = boko haram

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I think GEJ is missing in that equation.
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Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]When a person of your opposite gender, speaks of you in degrading manners refering to your intelligence & abilities @ any given opportunity!?and they hardly know you.

Could it be that they are intimidated by you?

Crushing on you?

Jealous of you?

Stereotyping you?

Or just really disgusted by you?

What could be the reason/cause of this show of attitude?

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You forget option E: All Of The Above.
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Point of correction Not all Gym works

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Really?!

Like this:
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When she starts taking too much ice cream, burgers and other fatty foods that have a high calorie content.

Esp if she is lazy and does not exercise at all!
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Several options:

1. Take a nice and deep sleep.
2. Smoke or drink something strong.
3. Beat somebody up.

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Okay, who's going out and who's coming in for the new season? Any transfer speculations yet?
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Am waiting for the day when Nurabela will officially go mad.

@topic,
Techno-thrillers and Sci-fi. With a blend of Horror.
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Advocator:
1. If you’ve been hurt physically.
Ignore excuses and apologies; if violence has surfaced, it will surface again.Physical violence isn’t acceptable from either sex.

2. When you’re totally incompatible.
If your partner’s dream is to travel the road as a wandering musician and you’re a city person with ambitions, one or both of you will probably be unhappy if you stay together. Relationships have a better chance at being successful with people whom we share similar values and goals.

3. When he or she isn’t even close to your fantasy.
You may be tempted to stay with someone just because they’re available and willing, but this is generally a bad idea. There should be some chemistry in order to have a successful future.

4. When he or she just can’t say I love you.
Even if there’s chemistry, if someone can’t express their love for you with affectionate gestures, nurturing, and the words “I love you,” you’ll never really feel satisfied with them.

5. When he or she just isn’t there for you.
If you’ve been together a while and can’t count on him or her to come get you if your car breaks down, or to attend family or work events, then you don’t have a solid relationship.


6. When you’re afraid to express yourself.
Being in love should bring out the best in you. It should help you to be less self-conscious and make you more open and alive. If you feel like you’re walking on eggshells all the time because your partner is emotionally volatile and verbally abusive, it’s probably a sign that this is not the right relationship for you.

7. When your self-esteem is suffering.
If your relationship is demeaning, makes you feel bad about yourself, leaves you feeling like you’re not heard, and you’re getting more criticism than praise, then it’s time to end it. A good relationship makes you feel respected and loved, worthwhile and good about yourself.

8. When he or she is a philanderer.
Serial philanderers usually have a pattern of behavior. If you discover your mate has that kind of history, don’t believe “never again.” The heartache and torment will never end.

9. When he or she commits an unforgivable act.
There are single acts so horrid that they should mean the END. If he or she sleeps with your best friend, is disrespectful to your family, consistently criticizes and undermines you, stands you up at the altar, or commits murder, end the relationship with no second chances.

10. When the same problems recur again and again.
Loving someone doesn’t always guarantee you can spend the rest of your lives together. If you’ve broken up and reunited and you’re still having the same fights, the same problems or different versions of the same problem, especially if you’ve tried relationship counseling, it’s probably best to end the relationship. Saying, “things will be better” and actually making things better by changing attitudes and behaviors aren’t the same thing. The former is lip service and mollification; the latter is growth.

11. When he or she says, “I need some space.”
The relationship seems to have stalled and your partner says something like, “I want time,” or “I want space,” or “I think we should see other people,” or “I need to devote myself to my career.” Almost always, what he or she means is “I want out.” These things happen, don’t drag it out. You might say, “Sounds like you want to break up. I’m sorry you feel that way, but I understand. I hope we can remain friends.”

12. When the relationship just doesn’t progress.
Relationships have a natural progression. If you’re not progressing and you can’t pinpoint the cause, you might want to try couple’s counseling.

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Source?
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A strict achiever will always be accepted anytime, in any sane society.
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Fat and/or chubby i cannot accept.

Either she hits the gym, or she goes. ASAP!
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When will Black Africa be released from the clutches of pseudo-religion?

Imagine these self-professed 'men of God' growing fat and oozing wealth on the sweat and labours of their congregation. Why do the congregation put up with such modern day slavery?
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The fact of the matter is that the husband was away and unavailable. Except on weekends.

So enters the 'Stranger' to fill the emotional void.
BOTTOM LINE is that they(husband and wifey) are no longer compatible.

So a divorce should be granted.
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Is there a cliff around here?
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Is there a cliff around here?
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^^It would have been super awesome, a really bountiful cleavage. And bouncy.
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Who hacked into SirFly's account?
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[quote author=Sir-fly link=topic=671414.msg8356196#msg8356196 date=1305855643]Yes all [size=15pt]black women[/size] are beautyful.

On one side they are getting humiliated by black successful men or even those who are not successful.

On another side other races are insulting them and calling them ugly.

When sumthing is valued, it gets many haters, many demeanor nd many who do not approve it.

I hardly see other color getting blacked out or insulted it is always black women.

What I want to say is black women are beautyful, you guys only have 1 color throughout your life. A color that

doesn't change unless you bleach yourself, a color that other races die for that they are forced to do tanning, sun

sitting or even using pills to be less paler.

This is all propaganda, a written propaganda where black men are mentally injected with the notion that if they

marry white women they will be sumthing in the society, a concept if they don't marry black women then they will

succeed in life.

This is the same propaganda that was written to make black women insecure with their look. Nowadays we have

more women bleaching themselves even men.

What I'm trying to say is black women are beautyful, keep your heads up and remember that you have one of the

best colour in the world. Look up and thank God for that.

Don't change anything about yourself.

Sincerely,

Almost to be moderator Sir-fly.
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**DOCUMENTED incase Sir-Fly decides to change his mind and yarn dust again**
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Have not had any intimate contact with any Witness girl before. So i wouldn't know.
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Both are guilty. Guilty until proven innocent!
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aminalib:
Lmao my coworker finds this quite funny

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Did she BREAK a leg while laughing?
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CrazyMan:
Both parties are guilty.

Funny tho 

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Yeah. Guilty till proven innocent.

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MzDarkSkin:
[color=INDIGO]LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PHATE SLAP YOURSELF!  [/color]

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Am innocent of all charges.
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[quote author=BABE! link=topic=671306.msg8354885#msg8354885 date=1305833944]lol--lol-- Pls Phate joke section abeg.

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How can you say the husband? Both are guilty until proven innocent.
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Dyt:
Dis joke s everywhere on NL na
u were suppose use your search link
na wa o

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No, not a joke. It happened to a friend of a friend.
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[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=671306.msg8354962#msg8354962 date=1305834856]emm nobody as the law states every one is innocent until proved otherwise (guilty) Court
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Really?!
How many times have you cheated on me in the 5 years we have been married?
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skydeep:
The window is guilty

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Hmmm.

**picks up phone to call Xynerise to tell him to check his window**
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Who is guilty?

A wife wakes up suddenly in the middle of the night and shouts "Get up quickly, my husband is here!!"

Her husband jumps up from bed and through a window, broke his leg and then realizes
"Damn! Am the husband!"

WHO'S GUILTY IN THIS SITUATION?
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OP,
Check your basement for aliens. Maybe they are multiplying it for you.
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spikedcylinder:
Please continue thread here.

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You should post a link of this new thread on the old thread that you locked.
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No Ordinary Family.
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Really?!
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OP,
Stick with her, she has been by your side through thick and thin. Dont let physical factors that are virtually beyond your control motivate your decision. STAY WITH HER. She loves you for WHO you are, and not for WHAT you are.
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