₦airaland Forum

Goldieluks:
Yes na,cause i had to lend some to 190,
he was broke.


and Iya came asking for money,saying her hubby was away to Libya,
plust i took the kids to Disney land in Paris.

now im broke

[color=#E42217]
So you were running a charity house in my absense!

And why lend money to 190?
[/color]

Abbycrown:
Exactly!

[color=#E42217]

That's what Goldie and I did when she was taking too much time doing her shopping.
[/color]

Goldieluks:
Pastor.

[color=#E42217]

[/color]

[color=#E42217]
Phate ====>>>>> Millionaire Fine Boy!
[/color]

Goldieluks:
he almost committed suicide yesterday,
and when i asked him to gimme money
for the kids clothes,he refrained from committing suicide.

but he refused to gimme the money still.

[color=#E42217]
Have you finished the $5k i dropped for you last week!?!
[/color]

[color=#E42217]
Iya, when last did i inspect your nyash!
[/color]

Ucheosefoh:
My guy and his girlfriend is no longer talking, the babe claim that my guy don't have time for her during the weekend that he prefer to watch football than to stay with her and this my guy is a die hard Man utd fan who will make sure that he watches every football league matches in different leagues like Epl, la liga seria A and champions league. The guy want the girl back but she gave him an option of to quit watching football or the relationship is over. My guy love the girl and also love watching football now he is confused on what to do. Please advise him of what to do or what if you are in his shoe.

[color=#E42217]
Both of them are quite selfish. They should be able to divide their time equitable. Without much fuss.
[/color]

[color=#E42217]
No am the therapist!

And how are you today! Did you dream about me!?!
[/color]

[color=#E42217]
You need anger management therapy my dear.
[/color]

190:
[color=deeppink]Phate i wud sell u off [/color]

[color=#E42217]
I don swear for you today?
[/color]

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=643510.msg8167179#msg8167179 date=1303251210]^^ When did you become human seller!? Haha! I for fear o!

Check out this link:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-646958.0.html

They probably need your help, lmaoo, [/quote][color=#E42217]
No, i think he eats human meat.
[/color]

[quote author=Sir-fly link=topic=643510.msg8167621#msg8167621 date=1303256341]a girl watching a indecency, wow thats new. .[/quote][color=#E42217]
What da fu[i]ck is wrong with a girl watching po[/i]rn?
[/color]

Dyt:
N ow s dis romantic?

[color=#E42217]
Must you use text-speak in all your posts? It makes your post unintelligeble. (no offence)
[/color]

[color=#E42217]

[/color]

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=649710.msg8166524#msg8166524 date=1303244285]Good answer but cud b better   [/quote][color=#E42217]
How? An appology? No?
[/color]

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=649710.msg8166563#msg8166563 date=1303244578]You are actually.   You're technically cramping his style! That is his style, and you happen to be cramping it!!! I don't want to know about the obvious!
Style Cramper!   [/quote][color=#E42217]
I just noticed your siggy, you loff Advocator. Ma bad Miss.
[/color]

190:
Back off 

[color=#E42217]
Why!?! Dont you need prayers any more?
[/color]

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]the Irony   (looks at poster, sees post, and notices the title of this thread).[/color]

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=650193.msg8166458#msg8166458 date=1303243603]he said you are with the keys  [/quote][color=#E42217]
Cork is not with it? Wth! Ask 190 then.
[/color]

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=649710.msg8166449#msg8166449 date=1303243510]Mr Phate and Chi-baby! Was your own concine for this MaRRer? ehn? Mr OP, wants his introduction that way. If you no like am

Don't come and disturb his vibe abeg. You're cramping his style.   [/quote][color=#E42217]
Not cramping his style, just stating the obvious.
[/color]

Goldieluks:
Kool Phate ''thinking''

umm,

[color=#E42217]

[/color]

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=649710.msg8166253#msg8166253 date=1303241790]Datz berra. I cud do dat. I'm chi-baby, AKA chi-barbiePrestigious [/quote][color=#E42217]
Yeah, its better and shorter. Thats how introductions are.
[/color]

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=650193.msg8166267#msg8166267 date=1303241878]^^^oya open yaba right [/quote][color=#E42217]
I dont have the keys, ask mr cork.
[/color]

[color=#E42217]
Where are the cultists now? I know papa190 is now a female, but what of the others?
[/color]

[color=#E42217]
Best thing is to prepare a list of ready-to-fire questions for him.
[/color]

[color=#E42217]
Ogaga4war went offline after he saw my question.
[/color]

Advocator:
The purpose of this thread is for introduction so that the applicants (or the members) who are interested in you in any way (for instant: they want to be your friend, mate, spouse or even maid) can have the chance to know you a little better. Please people, contribute, keep it clean and lets have fun.

I will start!

Gender : Man
Birthdate: During raining season (end of year)
Lives in: Canada
Travels to: USA, Dubai, Saudi Arabia, Eritrea and England
Relocate?: Maybe
Height: 180 cm +-
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I drink water
Race: More to love
Speaks: English, Arabic, broken French, Broken Amharic and Broken Somali
Education: Bachelor of biochemistry (It's pretty intense)
Marital Status: Single my whole live though ( I frequently do hook-ups)
Occupation: Indoor customer representative
Interests: Internet, fantasizing about women and screwing Megan Fox one day
Goals: Graduating, getting a decent job and settling down with my future queen
Private part status: Not a virgin
Sex prance: I am always active (reason being, I gotta satisfy my junior anaconda)
Turn on: Nice curved women, big b.r.e.a.s.t, huge b.o.o.t.i.e.s and lastly cute smile
Body part that you mostly get compliment on: My d.i.c.k, abs and hair
Turn off: Liars and insecure people
Religion : Muslim
Have Children: No and I hate children
Want Children: One boy who will carry on my blood linage
Hair Color: Black
Hair Length: Receding hair (use to have an Afro but it got out of style)
Eye Color : Brownish black eyes
Glasses or Contacts : Wear glasses when in thorough reading
Motto: Live, love and be loved.

Next patient?

[color=#E42217]
Next patient?

Btw bro, introductions are meant to be short and conscise.

@topic
Am Phate, Kool Phate.
[/color]