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And you are?
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Where are my wiveses
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That you do lick.
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Which kind of shit is that?!
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Igwe419:
Aminalib why do you lift your legs to fart? is your a$$ that big you have to lift you leg to pass wind?

Igwe H.S.O.F.N

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**Breaks ribs while laughing.**
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Who wants to buy this preety chick?!
www.nairaland.com/attachments/373657_Chic_jpg5b6487a5af550ac623f9801786c28719

65kobo. Any takers?

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[quote author=BABE! link=topic=647857.msg8138764#msg8138764 date=1302932636]^^ Phate07 that's a big deal now, Don't you think

@Topic. That's pretty intense. Who had the guts to 4uck a 12-year old girl? Nawa mehn. [/quote][color=#E42217]
Its no big deal. For real. I have heard worse. 10-year olds getting pregnant and 5-year olds getting r[i]ap[/i]ed.

Am now immune to such news.
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leyopumpin:
A 12 year-old Dutch schoolgirl gave birth to a baby girl during a school trip, according to local health services. "Neither the girl nor her family had realised she was pregnant, Read full story,    http://leyeomole..com/2011/04/12-years-old-girl-gives-birth-in.html

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Big deal.
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No. She is an Ex for a reason.
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Mamagee, you need help from this your mistery stalker. Seriously.
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What Time Of The Day Do You Work Or Learn Best?

Do you work better at certain times of the day and fight sleep at others? Suffer through a post-lunch haze of drowsiness? Get a burst of energy just as the workday is winding down?

Through the course of any given day, we all have natural peaks and troughs in our energy levels that can affect our alertness and ability to concentrate. These fluctuations in cognitive performance may largely be due to the influence of circadian rhythms.
Circadian rhythms are the 24-hour sleep-wake cycles that direct a wide range of biological functions-not just when we go to sleep and wake up, but virtually every element of our physiology. Circadian influences on human physiology have been extensively researched, but scientists
are just beginning to understand their impact on cognitive performance.

Some studies have demonstrated that individual differences in patterns of circadian arousal-the time of day that we are most alert-correlate with performance on a variety of cognitive tasks, and that such performance peaks more or less regularly at a
specific point in the day. For "morning types," performance
generally peaks in early morning
hours, while "evening types" perform better in the late afternoon.

Are you a lark, cheerful and talkative in the morning? Or an owl, coming alive after the sun goes down?

The answer may depend on your age. Older adults tend to be morning types, while younger adults show an opposite pattern. When tested at various points through out the day, both young and older adults show dramatic differences in memory performance. But younger people tend to improve as the day progresses, while older people generally exhibit a decline.

As we age, there appears to be a shift in our circadian arousal patterns toward a morning type, and this shift seems to begin around age 50. Fewer than 2 percent of older adults show a
tendency toward evening arousal, while nearly 80 percent are morning types.

These patterns suggest that morning may be the best time for older adults to undertake challenging cognitive tasks, and that late afternoon or evening may be best for younger people. These are generalizations, not hard-and-fast rules.

By paying close attention to your own fluctuations in energy, alertness, and mental clarity throughout the day, you can learn to recognize your own patterns and adjust your activities accordingly.
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Culled from:  http://yourbrainatwork.org/what-time-of-day.html

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Saw this from Mr Jaybee and felt like sharing. Enjoy!
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[quote author=BABE! link=topic=647395.msg8135949#msg8135949 date=1302891321]NO! I'm not gonna marry a guy solely coz his parents are rich! But, that's a freaking plus!!!!

There's no need to be fake here .
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True words. But if the parents happens to be stingy misers, then it wont be so much fun anymore.
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OP,
Are you looking for a wife with rich backgrounds?
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How much is your card worth? Got upto 7 zeros there? No?
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Inked Nerd, Chaircover and MrBrownJay in Romance and Family sections.

Semid4life and some other geeks in Computers/Internet and Phone sections.

Justwise in Travel section.

And some other great peeps i just cant remember their handles and monikers right now.
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**farts**
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MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff][s]and I am KOLO? lol.

Don't run up your blood pressure, you might faint.

The only ppl who dislike me are those who are jobless and prejudice as yourself.
Keep blowing steam trying to use that miscommunication above as a way to justify
your frustrations. You are prejudiced and pea brained. Outsider my box foot,

Is Seun the owner or an imb3cile chimpanzee like you? Did he not invite foreigners?
Okay then LOW ME. btw it was NEVER a game btwn yourself and I, don't get it twisted.
I loathe you just as much as you are obsessed with me. Hang yourself but not after having cried
me a river.
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@Babe nope. I'm not poking fun. The way I see it as an 'outsider' is Africa is Africa. I see all Africans
as distant brothers and sisters, none better than the other. That is what I was trying to convey but
it was taken the wrong way.

To Yourself, Phate and Inked, if I offended you I apologize. I should have said it like I wanted to
but out of ANNOYANCE I short handed and after re-reading it I see how it can come off as offensive.

[s]To Raghoggz choke and bleed ho3. yewwwyewww.[/s][/color]

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In every society there are always bad eggs, dissidents and anti-societal elements. But the good attributes always outweighs the bad.

I have learnt in this life not to make generalisations, especially ones that can cause bitterness and strife. Stereotypical statements are most always false and dangerous, and should not be trifled with.

I accept your apology nonetheless. Peace.
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Igwe419:
Goldieluks and Iyatrustee, which one of you is a married woman?  

Igwe H.S.O.F.N

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They are both married to Phate! So hands off before i shook bottle for your nyash!
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**wondering why everybody wants me dead and 6ft under the ground!**
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I dey vex!
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No gist for today, come tomorrow.
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[color=deeppink]SMH::

Now i can clearly see people simply dont have a life


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So because you absented from Nl for 24hrs you now have a life? Huh?
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[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=645289.msg8132363#msg8132363 date=1302862417]
Oh ok, I see. In that case, I'm on team Phate07 [/quote][color=#E42217]
Aight! Welcome on board.
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What's for chaw this nice beautiful morning!
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iyatrustee:
Tosin, truly you would be a better and bigger man if you just learn to forsake some of the comments you respond to here  

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True words.
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[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=645289.msg8114560#msg8114560 date=1302660735]
Shame on you. I'm not a dog person but I wouldn't wish that on bingo [/quote][color=#E42217]
I dont like or hate dogs. I just hate the way people get attached to them. An Example is Reality101, who just cussed me cos of a dog. SMH.
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You want to join in the fight?
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I have done nothing ma'am.
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iyatrustee:
Only real guys and gals like me and you don't fight in hia

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Yeah, we only fight in the bedroom.
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^^That attack on Nigeria was uncalled for, Miss. You just insulted the sensibilities of 150m people.
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