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Valentine? I guess
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**wonders why this phsycho clinic is still open**
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What?
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What?
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Its simple, innit? Just tell the person that to break-up is the most important thing in your life right now.
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Where's the weekend gonna be?
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Ogunfe.
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Can You Marry An Older Man Or Woman?
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I still think Valentine should be banned.
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Oh lawd, not again.
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Ermm actually, every two hours.
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Seriously, valentine's day should be abolished and thrown into the dustbin of STUPID traditions.

Can you imagine the items that my girl is trying to make me get for her? All for the sake of some belated love bullshit. It can make you to want to kill someone or destroy something.
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Belated birthday
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Ya, you wish.
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True. They are all golddiggers.
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[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=597161.msg7653781#msg7653781 date=1296659622]I don't know and don't care. You can go to hell and find them for all I care. Just get SOMEBODY, a male if you have to.[/quote][color=#E42217]
True! I once went to hell just to cuddle Mrs Chima.
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THREAD LOCKED!!!

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Wetin? Mu bu aguneche mba o.
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At the height of a political
corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.
"Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the
window, as though he hadn't
hear the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over
and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
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I loff reading. True!
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A dentist ran out of anaesthetic
just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled.

He gave the nurse a very large
needle, instructing her to jab it
hard into the patient's butt whenthe signal was given, so it would take his attention away from the tooth extraction.

It all happened in an instant.
The nurse, patient, and pliers
were in place. The signal was
given, and the nurse bayoneted the patient with the needle just as the dentist yanked the tooth.

Afterwards, the dentist asked,
"Hurt much?"
The patient hesitated, "Didn't hardly feel it come out. And, man, those roots were really deep!"
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Am Phate Nwaeze adi efu n'mba.
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Happy Birthday Sunshine.

Where's the party at? Hope its gonna be bubbling. Cheers!
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190 should be given a life ban(ok, maybe not).
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dazzle37:
PHATE07
am still waiting for the reply to my proposal. on the other thread.

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Ok, send me an email(my email's in my profile).
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