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tjskii:
hheeeyyy my almost birthdaymate(lol, mine's tomorrow)happy birthday darling,wishing you the very best,now and always

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How are you today Sunshine. You didn't send the mail as we proposed.

Anyways,
Happy Birthday! The drinks are on me. Cheers!
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What did he do again? Dude sure is fond of getting banned.
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Happy Birthday!

Oya, where is the champagne?
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I guess its that time of the month again? Huh?
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dazzle37:
PHATE07
will you be mine ?

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Hmmm.
Ok, do you have nyash plus booobsi?
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Am so freaking bored now lol
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kabtun:
what can be worst than getting it wrong in a marriage. marriage is supposed to be a bond but can also be a bondage

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Which kind of tongue twister is this?
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nurabela:
What is the ratio of women to men in nairaland?

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Dunno!
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[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=596434.msg7646409#msg7646409 date=1296568569]ask harry porter!! [/quote][color=#E42217]

Lol.
Are you a Porter fan?
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Invisibility cloak
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**sighs**
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koolchicco:
;d ;d ;d

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Lol.Error.

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[quote author=Nelson** link=topic=562154.msg7644684#msg7644684 date=1296551721]lol tyte stuffs, me lifeY KIP EM ROWLN IN [/quote][color=#E42217]
Thanks bro
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tjskii:
@phate,superfunny

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Thanks Sunshine.
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So, where are the men?
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tjskii:
huh

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How are you today Sunshine? send me an email to AmPhate@gmail.com.
See ya.
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**clicks ignore**
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koolchicco:
Why not help urself first

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Mean. Bro Nwayo.
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tjskii:
^^^im doing great lovey

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Hey sweets, are you on FB?
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The bride tells her husband,
"Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it
simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So
what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison."

And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they are spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl,
thoroughly enjoying the new
experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally
exhausted.
She nudges him and says,
"Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence!"
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tjskii:
^^^

sorry bout that darling,added two more kisses as jara

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Aww

So hows mi lady doing?
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Odunnu:
No be today this thing start sef. *SMH*

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Lol. A curse from the fathers.
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He's fine.
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Agbero1
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omega25red:
^^^^^ BOOOOOOOO you suck

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^^ Thank you! Why dont you take a dive off a bridge nearest to you?

Reetaarrd.
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What?
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Ermm actually, i have 3 beautiful cars. And they are always ready to give me a ride.
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Okay, whats this all about?
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Ermm actually, Dsense is alright. I saw him yesterday leaving a strip joint.
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[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=593408.msg7639843#msg7639843 date=1296483466][color=#0055bb]My two buddies! Chicco and Phate! How are you guys doing on this lovely Monday morning?

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Am doing great, and the year is filled with abundant blessings. So says He.

Kee kwanu? Hope ya doing great too.

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[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=593408.msg7639849#msg7639849 date=1296483546]Do I hear wedding bells? (blowing dust off the vintage dress)[/quote][color=#E42217]

Yeah, weddings bells for you and I.
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koolchicco:
Sometimes, depending on. .

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Whachu you afraid of?
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tjskii:
^^u berra believe it

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Hi mon chéri.

You owe me ten kisses for taking a vacation without telling me.
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Yeah, and a certain 'Mrs' is being b1tchy about it.
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koolchicco:
Shaaaaaraaap!! You were caught red handed!

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So love is now a crime?
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