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Omolola1:
Easy phate

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Hey Gorgeous, how have you been?
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[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=593408.msg7638139#msg7638139 date=1296465541] [color=#0055bb]considering the fact that I have only been a member, not even a year. . .thats kinda impossible bro. 

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Sweerry, i guess amnesia is the newest kid on the block.
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koolchicco:
Nabbed!

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You say. . .
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Yeah. And who's gonna do the evacuation?
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Psycho clinic for psycho patients by a psycho doc. Great!
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True! I once slapped Tpia.
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So, where is the world?
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Ok. When?
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Woke4all:

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What da heck you squeezing your face for?
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Mygoldie:
and you believe that sh it?

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Aahh, she's angry. I guess i have to increase her monthly allowance.
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Mygoldie:
^^ NO PROVOKE ME OOO

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True. Dont provoke her. She's married to me.
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nurabela:
How do you know if a woman is interested or just being nice?

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Ermn, you just know. Instinctivily.
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So how much am i getting if i provide a wife for him?
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Well, i was in love with MzDarkskin and Mygoldie, two years ago. True!
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I also wont be able to forgive unfaithfulness. That's a crime against the heart.
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Am tall, handsome and rich.
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Well, i hate nagging women and wont forgive one so easily. It would actually act as a tonic to break up the relationship.
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[quote author=D-sense link=topic=593499.msg7610327#msg7610327 date=1296084680]I'm not into any relationship Phathead [/quote][color=#E42217]

Yeah, i know. Your last girl broke your head, 'cos you couldn't take care of her needs.
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[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=593499.msg7610365#msg7610365 date=1296085570]Yeah u've got a point vere, most partners do take advantage of vat. [/quote][color=#E42217]

Yeah!
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190:
[color=deeppink]Phat07 i forgive you with this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwUVPcyK0FA [/color]

onstelly:
@phate07 and d sense longest tym u guyz no dey ask after me.

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Hey, longest time sweerry. Hope you have been bubbling in the ectasy of the new year.

I actually asked Dsense to give me directions to your house, but being a pinhead, he refused. Happy New Year. Cheers!
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Forgiveness: Are You Ruining Your Relationship?

Why do most folks forgive errant behaviours from their partners so easily?

Doesn't this act as an incentive for them to err and misbehave because they would be forgiven again?
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I guess i can now use FB and other social media sites without feeling any guilt.
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mukina2:
thanks

yeah i am.

@topic
daddy's little girl- Frankie J

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Great

Let it rock- Kevin Rudolf and Lil Wayne.
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[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=592573.msg7603378#msg7603378 date=1295994132]4real, they never understand, especially Mrs  Eve, opps, I mean, Mrs Chima [/quote][color=#E42217]

Yeah. And she's answering MrsChima. Who's Chima? A man.
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mmadinobi:
nwoke ukwu abeg pls leave those efulefu

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Yeah, real efulefus.
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Just ignore the valentine day.
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[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=592573.msg7603249#msg7603249 date=1295992929][b]Ok. lets  imagine men dont exist:
                                                  whos gonna amire u?  
                                                 who,s gonna send u to the market?
                                                 who,s  goona check u out?  
                                                 who u gonna cook for?
                                                 who,s gonna look at yo Nyansh?
                                                 who,s gonna pay for your food shoppin?  
                                                  who,s gonna be yo role model?
                                                  who,s gonna give u lift
                                                  who,s gonna helop u loose weight?
                                                 who,s gonna give u moiney?  
                                                LASTLY, who r u even gonna dream about? Superman?  duh![/b][/quote][color=#E42217]

Bro, you said it all.

But the chics dont understand.
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[quote author=uches/nkem link=topic=592702.msg7602977#msg7602977 date=1295990458]i am getting ready to marry a wonderful igbo man!!! and would love to know, some sweet, loving, romantic
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You should try the Culture Section. You will get better replies there.
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Mygoldie:
so you need a wife and you have been hiding under the shadows of MOBO,Mr-cork and 190?

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Am married with 12 kids. Gaaadeemit!
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Crawling in the Dark - Hoobastank
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I see you are firmly rooted in your little delusion.

I will leave you, for now.
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mukina2:
na wa o you dey?
i am fine, hope you good tho  

Here without You -3 doors down

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Welcome back Mukina. We sorta felt your absence. You a 3 doors down fan too?

The Reason - Hoobastank
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Voicemail.
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Now, why would i want to carry her bag? Am i her bell boy?
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[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=591164.msg7602803#msg7602803 date=1295988918][color=#0055bb]^^nope. there isnt a free crack give away, tell your brother D-Sense to check back in the next 30 days. . . [/color][/quote][color=#E42217]

Just looking for a true Nigerian Woman.
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