₦airaland Forum

Zonefree:
What's the rational behind fat people getting offensive when being told they're fat?

Same fat person will lose weight and start flaunting and admiring her new body. Eniola badmus is a perfect example.


You're fat, you're fat
You're slim, you're slim
You're beautiful, you're beautiful
You're ugly, you're ugly.

Learn to embrace your personality. If you don't like how you look, work on yourself.

Shalom!

Fat n proud

Bvlgari:
Why i dont like calling my friends & family in Nigeria - UK based lady


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnyI70bH5QU

She said it's because of bills, each time she calls, they will bill her with their financial problems.

It's not easy
Mo ṣẹṣẹ n lọle
See my face....bla bla bla
But you get paid accordingly, stop complaining.

Ugaboy:
...your intuition should have let u know that he permitted us.

That's the issue. In our days, no lecturer will accommodate that not to speak of signing your vest

sukkot:
i hope not. i hope Ghana and cameroon win so we have 4 african teams. an african team may just win the world cup this year. its a high probability

That's more like using your tongue to count your teeth

Fake stat
Calling milli and Billi anyhow

ArchiLimited:
His apology will not overturn the match Ghana lost. Besides he was sent off and penalty awarded to Ghana. It wasn't his fault they missed it. Abeg these guys knocked us out of the world cup so I got no love for them abeg

Apology not needed. He was sent off

Ghana got a penalty and Gyan missed

In the shoot out, Ghana blew another chance to win the game. They should let Suarez be

ahnie:
One spotted.

I m a good man, walk with me and you ll see

Gores:
The Ghanaian has also felt what most nigerian men feels everyday. Dating a nigerian lady is now like footing bills of orphans . Our women have lost their pride !

Shameless people, they Ve gone as far as Ghana to showcase their talent

This thing won't last

Cuppy star isn't design for marriage.


This I have seen

VC increasing school fees....is that his primary assignment

FhiBi:
I feel lyk saying the truth. Ask me a question.

How many abortion have you done?

Nonso92:
Read the story well bro, this ain't capping.
This isn't about cooking with rotten tomatoes, but refusing to eat the food because YOU used rotten tomatoes to cook the food?

Modified:- This one will poison you and tell you I didn't know

continue to exaggerate, do you know what the next girl will use to cook for you.

At least using rotten tomatoes is better than using bla ba boo down there

ahnie:
No na vitamins n minerals.

alright

Ugaboy:
Finally sign out from my 4 years course turn 6,
Covid-19 year couple up with every session with average 5 months ASUU strike.

but I don't regret anything...covid-19 lockdown turn out a blessing...thanks to Nairalanders exposure to different skill set...

I'm Adding B.sc in Mathematics to my Data Science career.

I thank God for the whole process

You sat on your lecturer's table. Today's students no dey fear lecturer

ahnie:
Me I bought these some weeks ago for 350 naira at the mall.
THing's are really cheaper now...buhari is working.

Your mirinda bottle full wella

Who send them...itk

That guy is a revelation for the Ghanians

Thank God, he didn't play against Nigeria

No Kudus , no Ghana

The suspect claimed that when he pointed his gun and pulled the trigger, he saw an antelope rather than a person.

Antelope inside river...come out with another lie

faithfull18:
Marry a good man, Marry a good man, life is short to be unnecessarily stressed by one man.

They turn good man to a bad one with the way they use their mouth

Nancy2020:
All of them small by small Russia is breaking up their mindset they now understand that Russia is stronger than nato.

Uraa Russia

To what gain....a lot has been destroyed in the last 12 months

mic360:
Littered on the streets of Nairaland are the words SIMP, Redipiller and also Redpill.

Painful fact is that 60% of those using this words don't know the meaning.

Well I Google Searched and here's what I saw

Get s good dictionary, you no gree

mic360:
Why can't most guys blame themselves for their failures and setbacks instead they blame their sex partner for every setback they encounter after having sexual intercourse.

Well I am also in search of answers.


Is it something to do with exchange of demons in each sexual encounters or what?

I need answers please.

Nollywood has destroyed their reasonings. Only a foolish man blames others for his failure

Welderwede:
Advice for a guy with small d*ck . I noticed my size was relatively small compared to my other guys during my senior secondary school days when will UnCloth after a rainy football ball match .
Today I am 24 yrs of age currently a serving military personnel. Still really scared to have sex with a lady I know , nevertheless I had make out with hook up girls which mock me about my d*ck size .
I am barely 4 inch when erect please any advice?

Confidence is all you need. Stop patronizing hook up girls, they LL lower your self esteem. A military personnel is expected to display some level of self confidence

Is it for garri, ẹwà or àgbàdo

Shokoloko:
This is scary

Its not funny: its worrisome.

Old age na your mate

jumper524:
20years back, we couldn't show our faces in terms of infrastructure but today we are having a reverse in case.
Kaduna and kano combined gas bigger igr than the entire south east yet they call us Aboki.

Aboki will always be Aboki

Building infrastructure without human capacity

Obavoh:
It happened in 2009. My Baba used to be a truck driver, he supplied farm produce from our village to different states.

One night, he was at a bar in another state where he picked up a young lady to spend the night with him in his hotel room.

He asked the lady to UnCloth and take a shower first as he hates dirtiness. As the lady took off her clothes my Baba began asking her questions such as her name and where she was from.

When she mentioned she was from our village but didn’t know her father so well as she was single-handedly raised by her mum.

My Baba got curious and asked if she knows her father’s name, she said yes and mentioned his name. My Baba said he jumped up and threw the bedsheet over her body to cover her unclothedness.

He told her he was her father. He brought her home that week. I remember our family throwing a big party to welcome her.

Unfortunately she died a few months later.

She was so beautiful, a lot of men in our village were interested in getting married to her.

This is a lesson to all men to be careful and stop sleeping with strange women, they may be your own blood.


R.I.P Abakuyie John. You will forever live in our hearts

She dey do hook up?

Wetin kill her? Why do we like hiding cause of death in this part of the world.

FullBlastLight:
Those who deny justice 2 others deserve it not for themselves!

Aminu Adamu doesn't deserve any justice, cos he was among d twisted folks who denied justice 2 Deborah Samuel!

Aisha, if not 4 d fact dt u're practically thoroughly OBIdient, we 4 drag u 4 dis ur tweet wey be like yeye post!

...bt jst continue...

Nairalanders, vote #Obi-Datti2023!

Let's be irrepressibly OBIdient!

After all, it's of no use being anytin else!

Eye for an eye will make everyone go blind

Back to back group stage exit for Germany

MrJames007:
I'll be glad if Spain and Germany are out.

It won't happen... Germany will help them stay...that 7 goals is something

Crazy group

Table don change several times

habsydiamond:
U try.... its time to come back to the premier league to deal with some of the big six again... we don miss u

he should return to Everton before lampard drag them enter relegation.

Henry should return to his pundit job, coaching isn't for him