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oshe iyawo mi

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Gabry is offline on YM but online in NL

Who be mod? who be chief mod?

wetin dey happen for hia?

Patient to Dentist:
Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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Employer to Applicant:

Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible." 

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A man came home from work one day and his wife asked
him to fix the toilet. The man says "who? do i look like the plumber?" and never fixed it,

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says "who? do i look like a blad specialist?" and never fixed it,

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the refrigerator. The man says "who? do i look like the Maytag repair man?" and never fixed it,

man comes home the next day and his wife told him she hired someone to fix the fridge, someone to fix the garbage disposal, and someone to fix the toilet. The man asks his wife "how much did it cost?" His wife says "i had to either bake them a cake or have sex with them." The man asks his wife "what kinda cake did you bake them?" the wife says "who do i look like Betty Crocker?"

A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says "I've got a Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off -- here are the keys." The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2,000.

Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the $2,000 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce. The loan officer asks him, "Sir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?"

The man answers, "I had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that long for ten dollars?"

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mukina2:
next time you try this na serious slap u go receive

topic
i prefer pad. tampons noo way

Angry-------Angry-------Tongue-------Grin? 

are mamas vexing?     

They wont Nappy me again  ----  ---- 

Granma n Mama. lol

Go and rest jor  

talk naaaa

Phemour uses Boxer, but am very sure Granma n Mama Muki use Tampons and Pads  - - - -

ole

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stuffy

. . . . .Good morning, people. Now remain on point.

Good Morning Iya

I'm tired ooooooooo

dominique come pls

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