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yes! ![]() |
y me |
@topic Gabry |
Rat ![]() |
Gabry has join, Games become sweeter. but she'll soon go ![]() |
is she the one you promise to give me? ![]() |
999, 331 ashe Gabry ma want my chocolate ![]() |
Wont you go to bed now? |
na waa! I hope you know that show is for pikins?Yop! Barney is my childhood friend. |
Lion ![]() |
Gabry, do you want to get us on and run away? ![]() |
are you sayin . . . . . . . . . ![]() |
Goat ![]() |
What on earth are you doing with that Barney the Purple dinasauri luv Barney naaa ![]() |
Yes am here bu soon going to bedand i will be alone |
Yes am here ![]() Gabry |
She now learn instruments ![]() |
Despite to the fact that I kept arguing with ma fatha today, I am still happy. No qualmsThank God |
Gambia, Gabon, Guinee, Ghana . . . . C @Gabry where have you been naaaaa ![]() |
C) Butterfly ![]() |
wetin dey happen naaaa? dey leave only us to play Games ![]() |
mukina2:hp all is well? |
Phemour is in ![]() |
Hey! This is me and my little niece. ![]() PHEMOUR: Why did the man put his money in the freezer? ALIYAH: He wanted cold hard cash! PHEMOUR: What do prisoners use to call each other? ALIYAH: Cell phones. PHEMOUR: What do you get from a pampered cow? ALIYAH: Spoiled milk. PHEMOUR: Where do snowmen keep their money? ALIYAH: In snow banks. PHEMOUR: What dog keeps the best time? ALIYAH: A watch dog. PHEMOUR: Why did the tomato turn red? ALIYAH: It saw the salad dressing! PHEMOUR: What did the grape do when it got stepped on? ALIYAH: It let out a little wine! PHEMOUR: How do you make a tissue dance? ALIYAH: Put a little boogey in it! PHEMOUR: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? ALIYAH: Odor in the court. PHEMOUR: What did the water say to the boat? ALIYAH: Nothing, it just waved. PHEMOUR: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? ALIYAH: Dam! PHEMOUR: Why don't skeletons fight each other? ALIYAH: They don't have the guts. PHEMOUR: What has four legs but can't walk? ALIYAH: A table! PHEMOUR: Why did the turtle cross the road? ALIYAH: To get to the Shell station! PHEMOUR: What did the ground say to the earthquake? ALIYAH: You crack me up! PHEMOUR: Why did the elephant eat the candle? ALIYAH: He wanted a light snack! PHEMOUR: Why is the letter "G" scary? ALIYAH: It turns a host into a ghost PHEMOUR: What has 4 eyes but no face? ALIYAH: Mississippi! PHEMOUR: What did the spider do on the computer? ALIYAH: Made a website! PHEMOUR: Why was 6 afraid of 7? ALIYAH: Because 789! PHEMOUR: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? ALIYAH: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! PHEMOUR: Why did the sheep say "moo"? ALIYAH: It was learning a new language! PHEMOUR: What streets do ghosts haunt? ALIYAH: Dead ends! PHEMOUR: What exam do young witches have to pass? ALIYAH: A spell-ing test! PHEMOUR: Why did the boy eat his homework? ALIYAH: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake! PHEMOUR: Why is Basketball such a messy sport? ALIYAH: Because you dribble on the floor! PHEMOUR: What bow can't be tied? ALIYAH: A rainbow! PHEMOUR: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? ALIYAH: Every morning you'll rise and shine! PHEMOUR: What does a teddy bear put in his house? ALIYAH: Fur-niture! PHEMOUR: What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies? ALIYAH: Betty! PHEMOUR: Where do cows go on holiday? ALIYAH: Moo York PHEMOUR: Where did the computer go to dance? ALIYAH: To a disc-o. PHEMOUR: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? ALIYAH: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew". PHEMOUR: Why was the guy looking for the food on his friend? ALIYAH: Because his friend said its on me. BRB with Part Two Little Aliyah is drowsy. ![]() |
lalaboi:Your eyes will melt. ![]() |
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