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Sima is a witch and to be antiwitch i have to fill all this shit.

Name: Phemi o.
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Black n White. lol
Height: Too Short
Profession: Accountant
Relationship Status: Married to y me, Chi-baby, Amigoz, Ziggy_Mama.
No. of Children: They refuse to give me child
Religious Belief: Allah is One
Favourite Color: Green
Favourite Car: Rolls Royce
Favourite Movie: Ilu Awon Aje
Hobby: Nairaland
Favourite Song: Hero
Favourite Singer: Mariah Carey
Favourite Writer/Author: Adamu Adamu
Favourite Book: My Econmics Note Book. lol
Favourite School Subject: Economics
Favourite Vacation Destination: Nairaland. Lol.
Favourite Food: Rice with lot of chicken. You know
Favourite Restaurant: Mega Taste
Favourite Animal: Animal like Human Being
Favourite Store:
Favourite Celebrity: Lil wayne
Favourite Childhood Pal: Sheriffdeen
Favourite Childhood Memory: When I use to hear what my mum say through her back
Favourite School you’ve once attended: St. Andrew
Favourite Country: Argentina (Coz of Messi)
Favourite Nairaland member: They're too much
Favourite Baby Name:
Favourite Person in your life: Mum
Favourite Facebook Application:
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ice Cream lol
Big Mac or Whopper: Big Mac
Coke or Pepsi: Coca Cola lol
Beer or Wine: Intoxicated liquid lol
Coffee or Tea: Mixture of Milo, Milk n Sugar
Apple Juice or Orange Juice: Apple Juice
Facebook or MySpace: Facebook
Summer or winter: Dry Season lol
Autumn or spring: Spring
Windows or Mac: Windows
Cats or Dogs: Cat! (One cat, too many of the gives wahala)
Your mum or your dad: Mum
Your sis or your bro: Bro
Your uncle or your aunt: Uncle
Your cousins or your friends: Cousin
Boxers or Briefs: Boxer
Rain or Sunshine: Rain
United States or Canada: Argentina (Coz of messi)
Nigeria or London: London
Potato chips or Popcorn: Potato chips
Salty or sweet: Sweety
Bitter or sour: Bitter
Plane or ship: Plane
Morning or night: Night
Movie or novel: Movie
Drama or Comedy: Comedy
Action or horror: Horror
Walk or Drive: Drive
Money or love: Money
Black or white: White
Red or black: Red
Breakfast or dinner: Dinner
Forgiveness or Revenge: Revenge
Excited or neutral: Excited
Bully or being bullied: Bully
House or apartment: Apartment
Christmas or new year: New Year
Boobs or a$$: Ass
DO YOU
Have any pets: Yes
Have children: Y me, Amigoz, Chi-baby refuse to give me
Smoke: No
Drink: Table water
Exercise: Yes
Spend half of your day on a social networking site: Yes
Play any sport: Sport
Belong to an organisation: Yes
Love your job/school: Yes
Love to cook: No
Play an instrument: No
Sing: No
Dance: I dance Yahoozee lol
Speak more than 2 languages: EnglishHausaglish, Pidginglish, Yorubaglish. lol
Ice skate: For where
Swim: Yop
Paint: No
Write: Yes
Ski: no
Juggle: No
Have you ever
Stolen anything: Yes
Been drunk before noon: No
Had sex in public: Yes with Sima. Silly question
Seen your parents have sex: Sima is a withch
Got caught telling a lie: Yes
Got a speeding ticket: Not
Been arrested: No
Littered: No
Cheated on a test or exam: Yes
Cheated in your relationship: Yes
Failed a class: Yes
Eaten food off the floor: No
Stuck gum under a desk: Yes
Ran away from home or your family: No
Wished you were someone else: Yes
Cried during a movie: No
Had a one night stand: No
Describe yourself in one word: Cute
Biggest fear: Allah
Biggest mistake: Being a Nigerian
Your proudest accomplishment: My Rolls Royce.
#1 Priority in your life: Mum
Dream job: Accountaning
What do you believe in: Allah
Special talent: Computing
Where are u right now: Nairaland
Where would you rather be: Nairaland. lol
Famous person you wish to meet: Lil wayne
Place to visit before you die: Argentina (to see messi)
Song played at your funeral:
Have you laughed until you cried: No
Have you found out who your true friend is: Yes
Met someone who changed you: Yes
Kissed anyone on your friends list: Yes
What were you doing at midnight last night: Dreaming
Name something you cannot wait for: Mad Dog
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom, Obi, Ade or Sarah: Yes
What are you listening to right now:Lil wayne- lolly pop-remix
What is the one thing you wish could change your life: Money
Last time you saw your father: 3 years ago (he’s dead)
Most visited website: Nairaland
Ever had a surgery: No
Do you have a piercing: No
Name of your first best friend: Sheriff
NOYF pet: What you mean?
NOYF vacation: What you mean?
NOYF concert: What you mean?
NOYF crush: What you mean?
Maybe you should do what now: Post this shit
What don’t you understand: NOYF pet, NOYF vacation, NOYF concert n NOYF crush
You have lots of respect for: Mum n Dad
Meaning of your display name: Phemi
You never want to lose: My dad but i did.
You get annoyed when: am annoyed.
Do you like parties: Yes

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Sai an juma

Teacher: Dani, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Dani: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

@teissys.

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Why is Forum Games Down Today?

Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets.

Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, "I'm returning on the next flight. Can't sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot."

At the same time the other salesperson sent an email to the factory, telling "The prospects are unlimited. Nobody wears shoes here!"  

Hero - Mariah Carey

The boss came early in the morning one day and found an employee kissing his secretary.

He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The employee replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."

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o pa iro, iyawo mi atata.

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You think say i be gobler like you

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and u luv doing bla bla bla wit grandm

I go smack you head

am i not already in?

where is lunch?

can i play this game small?  

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Amigoz noo kill me ooo

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