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You see ur life, see how u konjilized yourself out of job.

If it were to be this part of the world, we would be hearing things like, his village people had him on speed dial, his ancestors finally got him, his mother's orogun is responsible etc.

Na him use hin hand do himself, PERIOD

What konji will cause in this world eh.............

gimmehear:
100level OAU student stoned friend to near death.

A female student from Obafemi Awolowo university was arrested yesterday for for almost killing a friend of hers.
Unidentified Foreign student of the OAU has been arrested by the police of stoning her Friend, a Nigerian schooling also in the same school. The stoning occurred as a result of Nifemi advising Tope to stop her smoking habit.
OAU, suspect
This incidence happens at their apartment along Ede Road, Ile Ife, Osun state. It was gathered that the serious argument that surfaces between the both parties was as a result of Nifemi advising the Tope who is now been treated as a suspect in the police to stop smoking.
Suspect on the left, victim on the right
The argument took the wrong turn, Tope took roll and aimed it at Nifemi’s head.

http://gimmehear.com/100l-oau-student-stoned-friend-near-death/
Lalasticlala
Nifemi is currently

please what is that roll

Uber driver too.?

Can i call that breach of contract or rape and bodily assault

Now u will loose everything, the car u borrowed for uber, ur freedom, ur sleep, ur respect all because u couldn't come up with 6k.

Isn't that stupidity at its peak?

I'm sorry for some men

You want to buy Abi, just 7 million naira pere

Ugosample:
What kind of question is this

Oga take it easy, I was only being sarcastic

German startup Sono Motors has integrated solar panels into its Sion electric vehicle (EV), allowing the car to charge while it is driving.

The Sion has a 155-mile range and high-power rapid recharging, which allows an 80 percent charge in 30 minutes. The panels can add up to 18 miles of range in the summer in Germany — and should add even more range in the many parts of the U.S. that get a lot more sun than central Europe.

The car, which will be available next year, will cost $20,000 plus $5,000 for the battery. But Sono Motors will offer an option of leasing the battery to keep the cost to buyers low.

Solar panels have been dropping in price so fast that, according to Sono CEO and co-founder Laurin Hahn, it is actually cheaper for the company to integrate solar panels directly into the car’s black polycarbonate body than to have a traditional automotive paint job.

That’s why Sono — which was partly funded through a crowd-sourcing campaign — has put the panels almost everywhere

As for why there are panels on the sides of the car, Hahn explains that they don’t add a net cost to the car, but they do a lot of the charging in the winter months, when the sun is lower in the sky, and the extra range is only a few miles.

Sono is one of the only car companies in the world to be putting solar panels in its car — and the only one integrating panels into the entire car.

Whether the Sion proves a game-changer remains to be seen. The company claims 6,500 pre-orders, which is impressive for a small startup, but just a tiny fraction of the EV market today.


Source: http://blog.cars45.com/solar-powered-vehicles/

tunesboyo:
Go to Cotonou and apply @d American embassy there, the indigenes rarely apply. So in a nut shell the embassy go bless you with visa.

Do they have embassy in Cotonou?

enemyofprogress:
come make I give you eyebrow wey you go put for eyes go meet them,walahi dem no born dem well to say no to you, unless dem no look your face

Going by Ur moniker, I can't agree less.

But why?

When I was just thinking of sending in my visa application. I heard there's 70% chance of getting visa in Abuja, compared to 10% chance in Lagos.

This is bad news

lecturer asks him to be silent, insisting as he breathed heavily, that whenever he engages in such act, he doesn’t speak

Please what does it mean?

Tell me this is not ritualistic

The lord is your strength.

On behalf of well meaning and sensible men, we deny ur type and specie of women.

It is not a competition, it is supposed to be fun

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Oga Oliver pls how much will clear a 2017 Rx 350 accidented car, I have two I won the bid on Copart. And I hope the body parts are readily available in Lagos.

And how much will clear a clean version of the same year and model of same vehicle

Na WA O where are the pics na

I doubt if that is tramadol,

The owner of the house needs to give some explanation on how he fortified his house. Abi the tramadol get valium 20 ni

MrAnele:
.Abeg when will all this celebs start coming to Nigeria for vacation



see my signature

For what na

God is indeed wonderful

Modified: i'm sure the baby came with some teeth

sandyisioma:
Grandson

you are brilliant

Authoreety:
Oga beware of dat lady close to u o...

if u know, u know

This looks more like an attempted robbery than a rape case.

Whichever it is, it is criminal.

Going by his records, I can categorically say that the guy is going in for a loooooooooong time.

Say no to crime!!!!

Oga wey dey up, where do u expect people to go? Polytechnic? abi secondary school?

PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
FFK congrats!

May the ancestors forgive u

We all know the money is just for the photo session


Kwantinue!!!

Chairman we dey up God dey look you O as U steal my FTC so, Ur PVC do go be that O

Modified: if only the guy knew what awaits him, he would have made friends with the hardened criminals he was attached to, I dey pity that guy, wetin his eyes will see later inside cell eh...

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BIGVAJINA:
Huh anal u mean?

noooo i mean doggy style

BIGVAJINA:
I am pregnant
And my husband still lies on me to bang

Is this safe?

No it's not. Tell him to enter from the rear, he's hurting the baby and as time goes on it will be injurious to you too.

Your well being comes first, before sexual gratification.

foyeks2001:
I cannot come and die ni o.
I'm sure this isn't the first time, this killer husband slapped the poor woman.

This ur personal text, I'm sure some small boys have been disturbing U on nairaland

OP and misleading caption, may God forgive you.

i was expecting to see a video of somebody floating in the air with ring in hand and proposing.

not on the floor kneeling down, like one fulani herdsman



OP u deserve some lashes o