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iLegendd:
Yesterday, I went to a shop to purchase some curtains and while returning, I stopped at the shop of the man who sold me an AC some weeks ago and told him I will need a backup AC should this one I'm using breaks down during this excess heat period. Sadly, the price he gave me was outrageous, so I told him I'll be back.

At the front, 2 minutes away from where I bought a 6x4 24" foam for 45k last month, I saw another shop that sells foam, so I decided to stop and inquire to compare prices. As a poor guy like me, I love getting things at an affordable rate.

The first boy, about 15 years old came and I pointed a 20" foam and he said it's 60k. In my head, I said, "In Emmanuel's shop, I'll get it for 30k," so I ignored and pointed a bigger one, a 6x6 family size foam and he was mumbling with the price, so he called his elder brother from the other shop and he said it's 70k.

"70 what?" I asked and he smiled and said that is the price. Listen, I bought a 24 inches foam some weeks ago for 45k, so why will this one that isn't up to 24 inches be 70k? Is it because it's 6x6 and the other one is 6x4? "Yes," he replied, "and also, our own has more quality." "How do you know?" I asked. See, I'll pay 40k for this foam and I'll do the transfer instantly.

He disagreed with the 40k and decided to call his oga. Immediately he picked, they both started speaking Igbo and he told him there is a customer who wants to buy it for 40k.

The man shouted and said, "No, never. The last and last I can sell that foam is 50k. I even want to use that foam in the new apartment I'm moving in and also, that foam is original and it's not in the market again. If the buyer agrees 50k sell, else don't."

After the call, he gave me the phone to speak with his boss and the oga asked, "Do you speak Igbo?" "No, I don't, but I do understand 50%," I replied and we started using English.

"Okay, I'll pay 45k and it's the only thing I have," I begged the man on phone, but he gave me some cool reasons 50k is the last he will sell it and how his competitors sold it for 60k last.

I pressed the foam again to have a feel and yes, it was really worth it and it goes down and rises as if it has a spring inside like a spring bed.

Lastly, I transfered 50k to their UBA account. "E be like say all of una wey dey sell foam dey use UBA — this una UBA dey like give headache o!" I said.

Luckily, the money went through in less than a minute.

"Don't you need pillows," he asked. "No, I already have some pillows I bought some weeks ago." "How much you buy am?" the 15 years old boy asked as his elder brother was writing my receipt. "1,500 each," I replied. They both shouted and said it's expensive that they sell original Vita and Mouka pillows for just 1k.

"Hmm! Okay, bring 2 Vita and 2 Mouka lemme see," and he brought them and I liked them even more than the ones I bought for 1,500 each. So, I paid him 4k cash and took everything home.

When I got home, I realized what happened and why I bought the foam even at that price — which is above my budget.

It's because the man he called on phone created originality, urgency, unavailability, and scarcity scene to make me feel as if I'm lucky to have the last foam of that kind he wants to use in his new apartment.

To make people buy things or agree with you, Robert Cialdini, the author of INFLUENCE, outlined all the things you need to persuade people to buy or agree and that man used it on me and it worked.

Below is the foam and the pillow. So, go and read that book.

...no wonder
U babe came around today
I can relate

Iceyjay:
I will come and slap you there just to restore your sense back.

..lol
Ma niggar

It can be somehow
Especially if he have long term plan for her
I wonder how comfortable she is going half naked....
Warn her sternly....

Iceyjay:
Nope am a woman, dumbass!

...keyboard warrior

KINGreignn:
That's what you're all about. Mundane things, what has manhood got to do with this?
Oh well, out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh Hand typeth.

..born again criminal...
U wanted to sound holy...but u missed it...

Iceyjay:
Respect your womanhood or pussy

..werey...u even replied me......mitcheew
I tot u r a man

Idontgiveafuck2:
UNTIL WE SEE IN ENUGU.DONT BE SHY LETS TALK.WHO KNOWS?

...is it by force....

Idontgiveafuck2:
MITCHEWWW. NWA NKANU.

..y r u trolling me
Nwokem ogini
I will soon tear u one slap

Quality20:
no be so o my sister. its just that there is a time for stocktaking

...if u read about David in d Bible
When he slept with Beersheba God forgave him but he bore d Consequences
The thing is this u will be forgiven but the consequences u must bear it.....

Shave or carve ur beards
U grab
U weren't what I was expecting... But then is OK shaa

Quality20:
Hey guys, we all know many ppl love n have practised fantasies which we would not want to be associated with or even wish to happen to our female relatives. My question, how does one atone for all d phucking,formication, adultery in d past so that one would not b made to pay for them by way of our kids,sisters,wives etc

...u must av bleeped beyond repair

RisenPhoenix:
You noticed @bolded. (3 complete veries sef; very very very) Lol. Women always have the tendency even when they say they don't.

Just for comparative analysis, if I (or any other heterosexual male) was approached by a homosexual male, I would never ever in a quintillion centuries conceive of saying;

"he was very very very handsome... like he's a god".

By the way, why was it 'most annoying' that she was beautiful (very very very)? Were you tempted?

..God forbid..I wasn't tempted...I was wondering y she's a lesbo

Yes is very true
They was this banker that approached me one tym inside school
She was ready to pay all ma bills.....
Guy I tear run
She was always talking abt my shape,,,,, and every oda thing.....initially I tot she was joking.....
I blocked her in every social platform....
And the most annoying thing is that she's very very very beautiful.. Like she's a goddess....anoda shocker she was even married with two kids...
Ike gwuru.....

KINGreignn:
Stop all these yeye feminist one sided judgement and wailing.

...bia my frnd m not a feminist..... Respect ur manhood

ProfDview1:
She can go, I am not forcing her.. I am not 40

..Ineedto heal....u don hear am from d horses mouth..
Babe move on...
I can't imagine my boo being on naira land

See eh
If u can't marry her
Let her go
Tell her
U r 40
U r no longer a baby
The earlier d Berra
Start looking for someone asap
Likewise ur babe
Peace

generationz:
You are short.

...am not...am above average...
This measurement was taking 4 years ago....like @ 18.....am above that...peace

Chamber2000:
I met her on Politics section when it was Pdp vs Apc and we started out as friends. We shared a lot and I was so scared of asking her out because she was stubborn and self opinionated while I might be difficult and chauvinistic depending on the world I woke up in.

We continued our friendship until I did a self immolation about myself and found out its time to loosen up and drop some of those grumpy behavior that has made me an "evening newspaper" . I got closer to her heart and found out she is one of the most understanding and sweet girl that I've come across.

Guess what


We are both in Love today and the wedding bells are so ringing right now for us.


I call her my Pussy cat

..pussy cat
Hmmm

Nickisindigo:
Not 30 but am doing good for my self

..gud for u

Nickisindigo:
what about age range?

...30 upwards.. I don't do little boys .....u grab

nkwuocha1:
Ineedtoheal
I took time to read your post,and I must advice you like I would toy sister.Please leave that guy,NO MATTER IF HE BEGS.I married my wife when she is 30!I need to tell you our story,maybe you can learn.

NB:I will leave this account open through this year, because I want you to quote about your marriage before the end of this year.Note this,only of you leave this guy.If you don't marry before the end of this yr, you're free to quote me and call me bastard.

The wife today used to be an ex to my friend.Yes! You heard me right.We are till date, players in same football team.And ofcourse most Saturdays and PH we get to see till date.

She was like you,silly for love.She would bring snacks and food to her ex in the field and I envied my friend.Her peppersoup was top notch because I always try to taste her food whenever she comes to our field.I buy things she sells too.

But guess what,the guy dumped her for a university undergraduate.I was part of the bridegroom.Three months after,I started searching for how I can meet her because I missed her presence.

I took her number on the pretence I need to buy some things from him.I started talking to her,she declined because she felt I wanted the cookie.I convinced her at a point and after so many beg beg I finally had a break when I stopped her at her house.She live with her uncle and wife so that's good for me.

I visited unannounced one PH, and knocked straight.The uncle opened.I told him I came to see her and he gave me a seat.We discussed about many things and the aunt also gave me a knowing look. At that point I knew she must have told her about me.That was the break.

Now,I told her afterwards that if she doesn't want me I won't disturb . .Thats a trick to find out if she likes me.She was only dodging my gaze as I pummelled her with those words. :DAdter I kissed her, 19 DAYS LATER I PAID HER BRIDE PRICE.Three months later we married traditionally.She was already pregnant by then.

Madam,any man that wants to marry you will do in less than 6 months.I have 4 kids already.But this friend after 9 years just have a child.Today,my wife still comes to the field with same food he used to eat.
Last Christmas,she brought goodies for our end of year party,he wasn't comfortable around her.I noticed it and teased my wife," your boyfriend they look your big bumbum".She quickly insulted me and continued smiling as she drove off

There's only one way for you to get married to a good man before the end of this yr.Leave that guy permanently.Adieu.

..wow
U r a good writer
Ur wife is lucky
God bless u guys

NextD18:
You are pretty, If you are really the lady on your profile. But your threads are huge turn off.

..emmm that's me anyway... Threads are for naira land..it is not meant to turn u on

None for now
Maybe sooner or later

1.fear of God
2. Tall or average ..m not tall just 5'5
3.we must av the same view about life( religion, social,
4. He must be very matured...knows how to handle stuffs....personally I can overdo things
5. He must be willing to leave this country with me......cos I av in mind to write nclex after my degree
6.very important he must be a VIRGIN
Yah he must......
He shouldn't bring public dick to me

Iceberg3:
Who says it's a match making thread!?
Just wanna see ya pic,that's all.


@that bolded,I'm a freak for ladies with big legs

I love a lady who knows how to invest

..one of my former rookie had very big legs
We were pitying her.....
Only for me to hear that a guys loves that
Interesting

proclinician:
I want an intelligent woman. Just know how to do business, be money conscious, how to deal with figures, profit and loss, income and expenditure, business acumen. I'm a resident doc now will be a consultant in time to come and I know how to get paid. I get paid always main hustle, side hustle but manage money or invest na problem. We will never lack money but we may never get wealthy if we don't invest. A virgin is a bonus or just not more than 5 intercourses. Mine is uncountable anyway so we go align. I want an adventurous woman, someone that can plan vacation, a play station console gamer, I want Junior and Imade to beat all school kids and neighbors in FIFA lol, and with great culinary skills, I love food so I will sponsor her on catering school. I don't know how to cook, I hate all chores but still do them. I have travel plans first for my education, I have some courses I must do outside the zoo but for the family a relocation is sure, this place seems like it wants to erupt like a volcano

...5 intercourse..the thing get meter ni

M 5'5 ...but i still consider myself short

Idontgiveafuck2:
SMH

..keyboard warrior

Idontgiveafuck2:
WHEN WILL A MAN COME FOR YOU? SMH

..did I tell u ..m Looking for one

Don't luv too much
U av got to control this emotional shit
Or else u will be taking for granted