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GreenRose22:
Oooooh,

Now I understand the reason for your anger.. Lol. The 'Immaturity' wasn't in reference to you at all but in answer to your question.

At the end of your comment you asked a very valid question... 'What is all this?'

I highlighted the question and responded... "Immaturity. If you read up on the thread you will see SweetCunt97 saying the same thing. This op is highly immature. Simple.

I think you owe me an apology!

.

..yah....I do
M so sorry
I didn't understand

GreenRose22:
I would have advised you force her to use disinfectants and deodorants, heavy duty expansive ones that kill off all manner of body odor on a lady. but it seems her problem goes way deeper. That toilet aspect and disregard of foul smells on her own body can't be fixed. I know village girls that are far cleaner. Cleanliness is a state of the mind..

Your Girl's Body and mental hygiene = 0


Endure or move on.

Sorry dear.

....so for ur mind ..u r now making sense..
With ur mental hygiene bullcrap
Nonsense n ingredients

GreenRose22:
Immaturity!

...really....
Pls don't mention me again
Carry ur excess sense n dey ur dey...abeg

My friend sit her down m talk to her!
What's all this

U r even begging
Anyway happiest bday......fulfill purpose!
Bigger u I.pray

Father lawd
So this thread is Still on
Nawah
Ike gwuru
Okoto akaria

Nice

NextD18:
Until you are legally married to a lady, she owes you no faithfulness.

Apart from virgin ladies, a lady's pussay is for the public, more like a tourist center for different preeeqs.

It's open for all, you just line up until it gets to your turn, then you fvck and leave, just like that, the pussay keeps going round for men until one decides to pay permanently for it.

That's just it.
So don't be troubled!!
And don't fight a nigga because of pussay.
Just move onto the next!

..I wonder y u r hiding under a female moniker...
Come out clean abeg

What's happening here this days.
Everyone Is getting hooked up
Interesting
Hmmm
Odimma

Re: cossy orjiakor bought an award
Most of them buys award
Very terrible way of dressing
Is she d only one that av got big boobs?

Jaubdu:
I am the most happiest person in this world. I came to Nairaland looking for love, companion,a partner and a critic. I waited patiently,got a lot of pm from good ladies but I gun for the best Finally she came at first we talk about business interest but I noticed she is smart and intelligent so I began to explore.Here is what I found out:1 She has an open heart 2: She is honest 3: She has a positive outlook 4: She is smarter than me ( has her way with Queen English) 5:She laugh at my joke 6: She support my goals( with advice) 7She also has her own goal 8: She is kind 9: She remain calm in fights(oh we had a lot of it) and calm me down too. Sometime we do some crazy stuff together 10 She has a life of her own 11 She accepted my flaws 12 She does not bear grudges. Etc.I am truly blessed.
Funmi(Funmisticqueen,Funmisticqueen). I break a bank,I will even fight with the gods to make you, mother of my unborn kids. I live a low key kind of life but I have to make this public because I don't want any pm for ladies anymore. I am taken. I hope my Dove will understand.

naturally beautiful

J111333:
Chai this reminds me of my year one in UNN.
I was iberibeitically pampering and preserving this girl for marriage(in my mind) while she was busy fvcking herself to stupor with other dudes.

Stupid young me.

..are u a super Lion

jamesxay:
Hello everyone, I'm kinda puzzled and feel I could pour my heart on this thread concerning what I've been facing.

I met this girl whom I have been avoiding to bleep for a while despite her crushing on me and initiating everything since I didn't really want to date her for some proximity/space principle issues although I was developing feelings for her. My feelings escalated the first time I tried to be intimate with her when she had pushed me to the brim and I could no longer be nice. This girl halted the intimacy and I wondered why but I just thought she was only forming bad and was not ready. I apologized and kept my distance sexually.

Weeks passed only for her to come pushing the sexual tension thing more intense and then the shocking discovery I made that this girl wasn't as innocent as I thought, she's had several guys and was a chronic flirt although she told me it was just for the money. Anyways I cooled off my anger towards the discovery as I had come to appreciate her for her character and love she had shown me. I told her to stop living such a life and If i wasn't satisfying her I'd adjust which she hastily obliged to and I started making moves to show her all kinds of love. The second time I tried to be intimate she still resisted and it begins to look embarrassing to me. I feel as if this girl is toying with me for some reasons I can't figure out.

Just recently I find she still hangs out with the guys and is even intimate with some of which I have found in her home. I feel so insulted.

[Note: This is an updated/modified post due to misunderstanding/suggestions]

..husband material reserved for marriage.. Lol...wise up!!!!

U see ..is gud to marry a virgin
At least it will save u some headache...

culturedboss:
U can't imagine the length some ladies can go to feel up tight....I just have to say this....Years Ago,I remember an Aristos party I was at and a group of runs girl from a near by higher institution arrived in a coaster bus.I was opportune to take a pick amongst almost 20girls.One fair tall Girl with very nice figure caught me.She had that Hour Glass Shape with good looking pointed breast.I asked for her to be taken to my room immediately and quickly went to take one round only for her to engage me in prolonged mouth iaction.To cut long story short by the time she pulled off all that curve and butt went off with her pants,her unique boobs also went off with her bra,I was Shocked and surprised.Not that I wasn't aware of padding but to think someone will be stupid enough to pull such a stunt at a function like that.She was just straight and flat with bony ass n chest.I had to query the Lady that made whole arrangements and charged her with rage for the nonsense.

..I think u deserved it....
Yah u got it served hot.. Just d way u like it
Hope there was enough stretch marks on it....
Don't mention me.bye

For those he will influence

MasterShifu010:
It's super possible...I ve got this female neighbour with hot banging body, who is really close to me....my friends believe that am the one sleeping with her, because she does not give them face. And Truely I can't imagine myself even kissing her, talk more of shagging her...I can be with her gisting, and a girl will call me to come Bleep and she will be like, go and Bleep her and come and gist me about it jare...when she meets any guy she must seek my approval before dating him...one day we were walking on the road and she called my attention to one beautiful, shapely looking girl, and she encouraged me to go and toast her that she will wait for me. I went sharp collect number, when I came back she smiled shipishly and gave me a high five, and said BADT GUY!!!!!!...

....trust me she Already have a soft spot for u
But u won't agree..talking from experience too

25tolife:
That guy is some1 like me, hardly call but i do whatsapp often.

Another thing is the guy must have fully examined you and you are not his spec.

but sis just move on ,belive me he will come back.

...come back to someone not his spec

yamendiva:
Good day nairalanders
Please pardon my typo errors and I really need an advice. P.s I created another account to hide my identity.

So I met this guy last year, on my way back from where I went to get some stuff I was taking back to school, I was with my brothers girlfriend and this guy offered us a lift which we didn’t decline, he was with his friend. His friend was the owner of the car.
He dropped us off at my house and he collected my contact, and of course I didn’t hear from him for weeks, I couldn’t call because I wasn’t having his number and he only collected mine, so few weeks later he called and said he was very busy, he apologized for not calling back. We moved the convo further on whatsapp and we started chatting on WhatsApp and he asked me out...


I didn’t agree to him at first because he had bad communication skills (like he wasn’t the call type, he said he doesn’t like calling people because he felt he was disturbing them) but we were always chatting on WhatsApp. So I said yes to him, we went out more oftentimes on dates and all...To cut the long story short, suddenly he stopped messaging on WhatsApp, he doesn’t pick my calls, he ignores my messages on WhatsApp, and I just felt I was played by him..

Please guys how do I heal, because I already deleted his numbers from my phone, but the memory of him and the time we spent together still hurts me

..did he see d colour of ur pant?
Secondly did he define d relationship
Thirdly....maybe he lost interest
Or probably he av seen a new vibe

Idontgiveafuck2:
CAN I SEE YOU IN ENUGU?

..I don't give a Bleep

gift2xl:
The left breast of a lady, turns them crash and equally that of guys.

.....e mean Ife ...odimma
Do u know that the heart is inclined to d left

SocialJustice:
Nigerian girls when be mumu, it is not ego, they are just snitches trying to create the impression of being reserved and not liking sex. I don't struggle or beg for sex. The moment they start their rubbish, I free them. Even prostitutes do this rubbish. Local things but there are some out there who the moment you touch them, they reciprocate, rare though because the average Nigerian girl is a mumu forming smart.

..OK next

zexy2030:
;they do that to nice guys, but bad boys, they won't waste time, one opened her full body, telling me, oya this is it, do what u want to do and let me rest.

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...u r a bad guy... Really

Oboh662:
I need advice on something that has been bothering me. I’m 24 years old guy have been dating my girl 22 for six months now, it’s a long distance relationship. I love her so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with her , my parents and siblings like her a lot. My girl and I planned to spend some time together during val so she came to my base on the 13th of feb and left early morning on the 16th. On val day we made love for the very first time, and something strange has happened which I don’t understand. Ok this is what happened during love making she insisted that I shouldn’t removed her bra , I asked her why ? She said she wasn’t feeling comfortable and she prefers to keep it on . Ok I respected her wish. While sucking her breast w her bra was still on had to lift up a bit, the more I was sucking the more her breast were leaking had to paused and asked her if she is a nursing mother ? She said no , and I asked how come her breast are leaking milk she said it’s something to do with her hormones and she insists that she hasn’t birth before. I was confused but I didn’t want to disappoint her so I try to keep my cool and we carried on , when she was on the top of me , I had to removed her bra against her wish and the more we were banging the more her breast were licking heavily and I kept quiet but I could see the embarrassment in her and I acted as normal. For the remaining 2 days she were here , we didn’t make love again and we stay cool till she left. This has been bothering me a lot because I love her so much , I see myself growing old with her but I am now wondering if she truly has a child? I’m so confused and I don’t know how to found out if my suspicions are right or not ? Please I really need advice from you guys especially doctors and ladies in the house. My question is , it is possible for a lady who hasn’t given birth yet to produced breast milk? It wasn’t a small amount but a lot. Please I’m very serious I need matured advice only please no joke

...hormonal problem
Infections...
I had a frnd like that ..until she treated it...
U must av had ur full of breast milk
What if is not a breast milk.... N trnw ur tummy starts enlarging lol......I weak for u

Native doctors are no longer in mud houses .they av gone digital .....including witches n wizards....
Be warned!
Every charm has an expiry date....
Pray for a heart that will love u ...
Seriously this is not worth it

Shydon:
I'm presently 'dating' one (in her own mind sha). She is so addicted to impressing her contacts on social media with makeup of different kinds. Babe will upload short clips of herself twerking on whatsapp (with her face hidden though) or their outings with guys to eateries. Buh will deny having anything to do with the guys whenever I playfully ask her; that they're her friends' boyfriends. She is extremely good in bed sha. In her own little mind, I'm reserved for marriage. In other words, I'm her 'retirement package' from slaying and sampling different d*cks.

Some girls mumu walai... How on earth will a guy agree to settle down with you when he knows you're unrepentantly 'over exposed', an obvious slay queen? You have nothing to offer apart from your over used hole

She recently thought she could play me bcoz of the way I talk senses into her whenever she messed up. She wanted to upload in her whatsapp status some twerking clips, she ignorantly thought blocking me would prevent me from seeing it. It's funny. I saw it and signalled to her about it. She rushed and deleted it. It's amusing sha.. How some girls will want to eat their cakes and still have it. I swear some girls really have fish brain.

It's actually a herculen task getting the right girl to marry these days. Slay queens everywhere!!!

..never knew guys av sense like this
Don't worry u will get one

Foul yansh don open

MDBrand:
My Good People of Nairaland, This is the picture

..thank u.. Lolz

Mayhem999:
Don't be an unfortunate goat na.
Did I say I was confused?
I had a little distraction and have made giant strides so far since then in handling it.
Why come and insult me? We have seen u that r holy and without blemish oya clap for ur self.

..don't worry..u av been noticed

Everrest9:
And that's why marriage don't last again. Everything is money.

..that's it