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3/10 cos this lawyer too like woman!

Amigoz:
insur wetin! abeg ma mouth no fit pronounce ya grammar Wetin be novo priZe u never hear say na me dey dash people

Next 397 _{ma head dey bang after a long day @ d office , this pm no dey help ma case}

Babe you should taake out time to rest well b4 playing wit numbers.

Pls i need a 'novo' prize too!

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_{@ seun
whoever that person is no wonder that person needs to know the real reason he was sent out of school
@ funniest tread many
@ funniest post too many
can't just pick one
but really the funniest post is the(What a wife) telemarketer posted by moi in the jokes forum}




I agree! You guys shud read 'What a wife' by mimiko!

Amigoz:
It couldnt have been nice!!! so sorry to hear.

Thanks! Least she inspired me to put up this thread.

I just learnt that I am related to some one i have admired for long!

Amigoz:
Charge me !! u be army??

I hereby discharge moi of d duties _{cept his honourable has other ideas}


Next up 389

Dont let me charge you for insubordination!
Look on the bright side. . . . .you cud win a nobel prize for it!

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Amigoz:
Sad thing is I have searched d www thinkin dere has to be an easy way of finding out the next pm. Alas! all d mathematicians on d web came to the conclusion that the bigger the no, the harder it becomes _{tell us somethin we don't know already!}


Next up 379 _{aint givin up yet}

Interesting! I hereby charge you to go forth and formulate a means to solve the problem!

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I've learnt its better to loose your pride for the one you love than to loose the one you love cos of pride but i also learnt that sometimes all you have left to salvage is your pride!

Amigoz:
I dey o, hw bout your gd self? this is gettin harder by day!

Tell me about it! I'm all good. Thanks for askin.

Next up. . . . .377.

I have learnt dat you really need to be patient especially when you are annoyed beyond reason!

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Amigoz:
You Wc

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Whats up?

mimiko:
nice one all flavours

What's up You!

I've learnt never to fully trust a woman!

Show me your friend . . . . . . and i will tell you who you are!

Everyday man! Not my fault! Mi Girl friend is hot!

You too like plantain! . . . . . . .Dodo ati rice ko gbodo koja!. . . . . .

Amigoz:
abeg o, easy on d tears o . Well done! c wot not sleepn in class does makes u phenomenal!


Next 359

Thank you!

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We all go out everyday, carrying out our daily activities. The interesting thing is that we learn something new everyday either we're conscious of it or not!

We can learn from what others have learnt so why don't you guys let us know what you learnt today!


I learnt that my girl friend has been cheating on me!

You?

Amigoz:
As its u Phenomenon, I will be extra gentle _{I lie, you scoldin me 4 sleepn durin a maths session, u shld be the one been scolded ! oya ! repeat after me, I will not sleep durin a maths session again!}

I will never sleep during a math session again!

I'm sorry ma'am!

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Thief!

Your jokes are jus crazy!. . . . . . . ROFLMAO!

Keep it up!

LOL! Least you must agree that some of you ladies can really nag!

Very much! Really cool! Cheers!

Jus me! Jus me!

Very much! Going to work in the morning! Nice one there You! Will be looking out 4 you!


Had a good chat?

Nope!! I know you havnt!

Think i shud go to bed?? ^{cos it soo late out here!}

Wish you a blissful day and a good nit

Fire!

Ummm, Ummm, noooot really,

Do you think i might have seen your pic??

My friends respect me i guess.


Ever had anything to do wit a married man??

The one time something that close happened to me, I was MAN about it! ^{Crying in my room before going to bed}
I'm a survivor!

Ever caught your friend wit your man?

acidrop:
lol, dude, that just makes it sound as if u were the one i kissed

Trust me you'd have known i deserved more!

@topic. . . . . Cant role like that. The thot of it nauseates me.


Ever cried over a guy before?

yeah! I think i might have deserved more though!

Ever french kissed a girl b4?