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Keep it coming girl!

Nice one again1

Why did you go dark?

omogenaija:
i'm loving that combo
^{*runs to father's closet and takes out the blue agbada*}

@topic
jeans and a tank top

Easy there you!
Was wearing that combo 4 a special reason and you dont wanna know!
Now wearing my P.J

JeSoul:
hmmm you wan start katakata, shey na trouble you dey find? don't awaken the women oh! This will quickly escalate into a full fledged battle! lol,

 LOL that is so true! I forgot about the way they wear so much jewelry.

I apologise if i offended the women

Na wah o!

Agbada and a pair of jeans!

k0be:
A small group of us had an argument about the topic in question.
about 7 or 8 of the 10 girls feel Nigerian men lack proper dress sense.

What kind of men are you guys looking at?
In my experience, Nigerian men are the most diligent and firm dressers. Cloth starching, ironing, bleaching, etc. Even the men with not-so-many dress choices make sure their clothes match and they keep them neat.

What matters is, you still love us either way, so no sweat. I just felt like mentioning it.

Well said k0be. Please when next are you gonna have such a gathering so we can start an arguement over
the Nigerian woman!

Cool joke!

@tnaidaR: Nice picture!

You look soooo cute!

fellis:
Hello babyglow.I just finished reading your profile and you seemed a little too interested in dating to be a virgin.(your most popular board by post is 'dating', )and your posts generally don't look like they're that of a virgin.

I totally agree with you!

@poster: Interestin topic.
Seems to be causing a bit of confusion thou
Havnt really met the ladies in nairaland
I met mimiko thou. Had a few chats wit her b4 she went dark.
That leaves me wit  

ne4real:
clap for yourself

Sup! I love your looks! Wanna hook up?

@Poster:  Best of luck if you get any!

Thanks

Thank you!

Thank you

Next: 47

Hey Ronnie-slimz! 39 isnt a prime number.!

It's divisible by 3.

Next up is 41.

Thanks! Wish you the same!

Sup Y'all!


Thanks for playing!

Next up is 37!


I play sudoku also!


Holler back Baby Glow

Wish you knew i feel you!

Thanks but You're supposed to put it in serially! 

Next one is 7

I wish i could be your good friend.

Sup Pple! 

Prime numbers are numbers that can only be divided by itself and 1 !   

Jus wanna know how far you guys can go with this!   

Be the last to post a valid prime number!     

I'll go first!

Prime Number: 1   

;d ;d ;d

I can feel the love!

Thanks

Thanks

Thanks

A girl asked her boyfriend to come over on friday night and have dinner with her parents.  since this was such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy was estatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.  the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.  he tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.  at the cash register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack or a family pack. 'i'm really going to put it to this girl, 'the boy tells the pharmacist. 'i intend to plug every orifice in her body at least twice. 'the pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "oh i'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" the boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.  the boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. a minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "i had no idea you were this religious".  the boy turns, and whispers back, "i had no idea your father was a pharmacist".

A man dies & goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and
decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to German hell & asks, "what do they do here?"
He is told
"first they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.

He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.!

Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long line
of people waiting to get in, Amazed, he asks, "What do they do
here?"

He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour,

then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many
people waiting to get in?" asks the man.

"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does not
work.
The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to
sleep on.
And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his
time sheet and goes back home for private business."

-- For Once, It Pays To Be A Nigerian --

Nice ones there! Keep it up