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Aiphie:
About the cake, post it on nairaland and who told u I am Ify.
Have a great day.

You don't need to know the story behind your name.
You should know that i jus know things bout people!
Will post your cake.


Who says Busta Rhymes is ugly??

Nice one there thou! Keep it coming!

Thank You Very much Ma'am. Highly appreciated!

About the cake.  .  .  .how do you get it??

Thanks ^ify!

Hey you! Your jokes are off the hook!
Particulerly love the Nigerian Airways Joke. . . . .some scary stuffs thou.

Some deep stuff you got there adbaby!
Lest i 4get. . . . I LUV Y'ALL!

Aiphie:
Really touching

Hey you!
We had an agreement for today!
Remember??

Wish you a wonderful week ahead!

Nice Lips!
Are they yours?

I didnt cook this up so i'd really appreciat it if y'all would cut me some slack.

Enjoy.


Newly Discovered chemical element on earth

Element : WOMEN
Symbol : Wm
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary
from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of
precious stones and
absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and
for unknown cause
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly
increases by that.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD

illegal to possess more than one, although several can
be maintained at
different locations as long as specimens do not come
in direct contact with
each other.

!! WARNING !!

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE
FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING
AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS
^{inspired by mimiko}

Got this from a friend!

BEANS


One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became
apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up
beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way
home from work.
Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that
I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a
small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand.
With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by
the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew
it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home,
I made sure that I released all the gas.


Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then
blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat
and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He
made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to
answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me
and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was
out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg
and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer
truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my
napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then,
shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was
worse than cooked cabbage.Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, went on like this for another few
minutes. The pleasure was indescribable.When eventually the telephone
farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a
few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands
back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.


My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband
returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked
through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he
removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table
chorused:"Happy Birthday!"


I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Fly!

diva_naija:
@ phenomenon

Oh u lazy lazy LAAAZY MAN

I feel some beef in the air!
All you have to do is ask me what i do and how you could also make some good money even while in bed.

I'm now dressed. Wearing a pair of next pants and shirt.!^{Need to make a statement to my clients!}

Aiphie:
Meant no harm bro.
No vex ehn?

Aint mad at ya. . .
I cool wit y'all like that.

Aiphie:
@ phenomenon still
When this month is your buffday?

About my buffday. . . . .
Ok. . . . .its the 27th.
Dis month. Gonna clock 50 so feel free to call me daddy!^Lol
You can be nice enough to hail me that day now that you know.
Will be online
ok?

diva_naija:
Not a banker , something better

Man ,aint u havin all da fun?? ( STILL IN YR ROBE EH?)better get yr lazy a** outa bed n get movin man.

Glad to know you are better than a banker cos i think they are really miserable! ^{no offence meant}

Want you to know that some of us are jus a tad too lucky!
You know i get paid 4 this! ^{Making robe tighter and more comfy}
Dont worry. Will soon be up and doing. ^Yawning

Aiphie:
What you know would probably be another mis -info. Abi?

clemcykul:
maybbe

Ladies! curiousity killed the cat!
I'm not gonna spook you guys!
And pls stop saying twas a mis-info ok?

Lemme see.  .  .  .  .You must be one of them workaholic bankers!
Good to know you feel great.

Still in my robe. ^{feeling drowsy while typing}

Ah! I no fit fashi dis one! Browsing the internet while on duty!

My nite robe and a pair of pants!

Oh thanks alot!

Wish you success and happiness!

Interestin. . . . . . .

You're correct!

Next up: 151

Think we need to start taking note of the square roots of the no. we wanna put up.

Naija chick!

Can i see your face??

I very much agree wit you brov!

Thanks
Next 139!

Wish all your fantasies come to pass!

Omo mummy!

omogenaija:
typical naija , everything always comes down to money

Well you're very correct!
But you know i wasnt collecting anythin.

Wearing a White shirt by 'omosetan omoyose' and a pair of boxers!

Next up!

131

Hop i'm right!

Next up : 107

Guess God did that to add spice to the world!

mimiko:
@ phenomenon
wats up i didnt get that, DARK? HOW?

I never got to chat you again!
You jus kinda disappeared even on Nairaland
Till yest. of course.
Cheers

omogenaija:
yes i do

Hmmmnnn! You remember what curiousity did the cat dont ya?

You'll have to pay 4 that info.

So how much are you willing to pay?

GeeCee:
97

Thanks brov but you skipped 91.

Next up: 101

adbaby:
@phenomenon
Bros mi thanks! How did you get to know 'bout mi B/day? Its actually 17/08. Thanks a lot.

You're welcome.
Sorry i missed by a day thou.
My B/day is this month as well.
Wanna guess?

Aiphie:
@ adbaby
What? r u saying dt der r not enough cooks in heaven to feed moda Teresa right?
Nice one though and happy buffday in advance.
@phenomenon
Who gave u d mis-info on ha buffday?

Wait till i tell you what i know about you!