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Naaah Aint fly enough!


Ever kissed a guy the first day you met?

Ahhh! I can explain! Didnt mean to do it!

Ever had a one night stand before??

I lost count! She's just. . . . . . . . . .


Ever cheated in a relationship before?? 

10 jus cos you deserve it!

Wish Ronnie-slimz knew what she did to deserve all this!

Thank Goodness you showed up! You aint late this time thou!

Acidrop?? ^{Thinking, this cud mean trouble!}

What's up wit the numbers?? Tell me you play sudoku.

mimiko:
forsake haaaaaaaaaaaaaa am always under the table now! as u can see my head is blocked can't seem to compose my jokes, anyways how u dey?

I'm all good! I can see you're back!



Jus wondering if any of the affairs was true!

Twould really b a crazy situation.

Nice one there!

Pastor why now?

Do you like numbers that much??

Aiphie:
@Phenomenon
Hi there


Love y'all

sup YOU!

Wish you a most hilarious week!

8 cos i like your pic.

Wish you cud jus show your face!

Hey you! Why have you forsaken me?

Hmmmmmn,

Hmmmmmmmm

Frankly on a scale of 10, you get a 5 for putting up a guys pic. in your profile!

Interestin to know there are hermaphrodites on Nairaland!

Nigerians are really stepping up!

I dey your back jare my 'brosis' `

N-joy:
@ Holiness
You never hear of a laptop, abeg make you just leave me ALONE, you sabi talk.

Hmmmmmn, ^{Wondering if that's what she's wearing,} Pls appreciate the humor

Wearing a pair of boxers only!

Wish you didnt snore when you sleep!

nana:
You forgot 233,293,307,311 and 317.

What do you do? You confidently gave out those numbers!
Who am I to doubt a confident woman!
Carry go!

Amigoz:
Ooops, so sorry, probably half asleep, _{wondering to self, how did i jump like that}


Next 341


_{If that is wrong I definitely have to go to bed}

You! Sleeping during a math session!

Next up: 343! _{Pls be gentle wit the comments if i'm wrong}

Nice jokes! Love the 'ATR' one.

More Please!

Amigoz:
Me thinks u are right

Next 179

Thanks You!
Nice Pic! Love the Bahamas??

Next up is 187

Aiphie:
If Busta Rhymes is not ugly, how did he get the award b/4 T. West
O.K let me cut out sentiments, Taribo West got the award and Busta Rhymes came out with a frown and asked 'Who the hell is Taribo West'.

Now that's more like it.

I await more of your jokes

Wish you'd stop wishing that!

Long sleeve Shirt, a black pair of pants and black shoes! Still Working!

Wish you the strength of a rock and your enemies the strength of an egg!

Cute!

I think the next wud be 173!