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Obere4u:
He should register and then don't go when posted.. He will be able to go on a later date

Hope he will be able to do his orientation camp at the same place he’s posted when he’s ready ?

A friend of mine has just been shortlisted for NYSC(his name is on the school’s senate list) . He’s thinking of postponing it till next year but now one of his lecturers is telling him that it’s impossible,[center][/center] that he can’t go at a later time that it’s either he goes with the next batch or he should just just forget about going fr NYSC that the rule has changed(No more going fr service at a later time once your name appears on the senate list). Please, how true is this? He doesn’t want to go now cos he just got a job and he needs to save up before going for service.

I once had a girl with this same character, she was raised by a single mum just imagine girl go cheat on you and her mama go dey support am say “the guy is just a friend” I turned her to a sidechick ASAP...she would tell you she can’t say sorry even when she’s at fault. I dumped the bitch when I was done. I no like nonsense

I just hope you perform better than your predecessors. Congrats babygirl.

Sincinnati:
This is not feeding someone.
Buying someone a meal doesn’t equate to feeding one.

Did he do that morning, afternoon and night? And if he did, for how long?

Nigerians and there sham philanthropy.

If you want to feed these people, why not girls if all build them a collective shelter, then stock up the stores with food items that would last them months while you employ people who would make sure they make something out of their pitiable conditions.

Only in Nigeria will you see politicians and celebrities handout 2 cups of rice worth less than a $ to homeless folks and claim to have fed them.

NB: I’m making reference to everyone who does this and claim they’re feeding people.

How many people have you fed in your community?

mzBEAM:
PP is overrated abeg.

Everybody/Everything looks overrated to an average poor Nigerian. Must you guys badmouth people living a better life? smh. Same way you guys badmouthed obi cubana.

wumi2017:
Interesting

You re always on every ilegend thread lol

paulolee:
change am based on wat?? wetin i de use since 2005, abi d sponge complain gv u

You wan kill me with laugh

More pictures


Source: https://twitter.com/marcusrashford/status/1414672529717964807?s=21

Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, honeric01

English Fans storm Withingthon, Manchester to show love and support to England and Manchester United star Marcus Rashford. The Manchester United’s forward mural was disfigured by angry English racist fans after his penalty miss against Italy in the Euro 2020 final at the Wembley Stadium.

Areola14:
No case charge and bail lawyer no go tell you him fit defend...!! Habah! My sister.. I will advise you to drop that broken ass nigga.. he is damaged ass nigga... I hope you've been using condoms with him? Have you heard about ceedi John.. one former Nigeria comedian? He was using pampas, he defecates on his body till he die..... Or his the guy upto 60yrs? Maybe nah old age...

Source to this your ceedi John claim please

brownemmanuel43:
I have come to realize that this guy has complex issue. He always rant on color as if he is the only black player in the team.
He started making sense until he got to that color aspect that's when I knew that something is wrong with this guy or something is really wrong somewhere

To comprehend dey hard you right? Someone was racially abused and you re here crying. Better go vent your fraustration on Buhari. Arindin oshi.

malikombi:
This remind me of my guy seedorf. Woman go dy find him come nd my guy go enter viewing center watch full 90mins + extra time b4 coming to attend to the lady and dude wouldnt drop key thereby leaving her wandering. Suprisingly, the lady go still come bk the following weekend. He doesnt arrange the house or food prior to their arrival. I dy envy that guy ehn

Werey ni bobo yen

Batterboy:


I actually sided with you

Lol you dey mind that midget coming here to display his ignorance.

Batterboy:
As they say

Never argue with a fool - They will drag you down to their level, Then beat you with experience

I didn’t tell you to argue with your father lol

templemount:
india can't even challenge Egypt in anything military.if u want us to argue intelligently,let me know

You need to go and read more cos I am not sure intelligent enough to hold an intellectual discussion.

templemount:
dont mind the op.what is india doing in this list?

You commented with source OR you just assumed India don’t have cos you believed they don’t belong in the league of the other countries mentioned. For your info. Technologically, India is billions of miles ahead of any country in Africa talk less of Nigeria.

templemount:
india has nothing pls

What’s your source?

smartxyz:
Hello Guys,

Please I have a peculiar situation to share with you, please pardon my blunders.

My girlfriend and I have been together for over a year now and frankly speaking,she is the best thing that ever happened to me, We both love and cherish each other.
She is the jovial and crazy type with a crazier bestie (female) while I'm the direct opposite. She is so crazy to the point that she can just come sit on my lap and give me a peck on the lip and even tap my d**k in public, I can't do anything but to bend my head in shame..
When we started dating she told me she has always had this fantasy that she would love to have with her man, and I asked what the fantasy is, she said A 3some . We both laughed it off. ..
Fast forward to my birthday coming up first week of next month, she told me she has a surprise for me on that day... Mmmmm, knowing how crazy she can be, I was a bit curious and I asked what could that be but she waved it off.. I asked her bestie to tell me what she(my gf) has in mind, she smiled and said nothing...Damn I was restless.
Yesterday morning I summoned her to my house and told her how uncomfortable and restless I have been ever since she told me she has a surprise for me on my birthday, I told I could walk away from the arena if the birthday surprise is so overwhelming to me leaving her embarrassed, so it's better she tell me now so i can know how to deal with it, she paused for a while and she told me how they(her bestie and her) plan on giving me a treat during the day, then a small birthday house party towards evening at their place and A 3some afterwards.....
Omor! as I hear 3some I screamed in disbelief. I told her C'mon that's crazy and I can't do it I'm sorry... She started pleading with me that I should help her make her fantasy a reality, that she promise I'm not gonna regret it that I should do it for her just this once. I told her i can't, she said I should atleast give it a second thought and she left.

Guys I really love this girl, I never imagined I could think of a party talk more of doing it cos I detest it.. my friends say I'm a Jew guy for not agreeing to jump on it without hesitation but my conscience pricks me each time I think of accepting it. Maybe cos I'm not exposed to things like that.

Guys what do you think please?




Lalasticlala
Mynd44

You really don’t know what the good lord has done for you. What 95.9% of guys re praying for is what you getting on a platter gold ahhhh

My question is “where re those girls in the picture rn”?

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How much is it last bro

Do you have a physical office location in Lagos?

Mine: Till Infinity

See thieves dropping contacts lol....You see why this country will never move forward. An average Nigerian presented with the slightest chance will commit crime anyday anytime.

ChristisGod:
If your fiancee's mother serves u this
And says, my son, you must finish it for me

What will you do?

Our landlady(a Yoruba) back then used to prepare egusi and pounded yam n better goat meat with this stuff mehn this shit sweet ooo.

Lordofalmajiri:
Na me go first breakup with you if I notice any foul play...
I remember Mariam wey use me Catch cruise that year. She was dating like 2 other guys plus one sugar daddy making it 4!! Omo I fear that girl. She was the real definition of parasite, at first I thought it was love.. anytime I denied her sex or under performed she'll give excuses to go see the other guys. She made me believe the sugar daddy was her uncle, funny enough her mom knows Everything. I got to know everything from her best friend, cause that one self like me , I was in pains and all I had in mind was revenge. So one day I called her , I we Had hot sex, after that I opened up to her, she was shocked. She beg me tire, I told her I already found someone else, I called my new catch , within 5mins she Land.

Bros hope we didn’t date the same Mariam cos this was my story here lol

syrecookie:
story!
Di maria was a better player when he went to Man U than when he left, Man U almost ruined Lukaku's career too...thank God he left
NB: im a Man U fan

Bad belle kill you there

pussyjuliet:
I'm sorry to bother you all, but I really have to do this. I need help!!!
I've been battling with Hemorrhoid(pile) for couple of months now. I've used almost everything just to be free from it, yet it's getting more complicated. Recently someone told me to start using sheabutter, I did, but to my greatest surprise, the Hemorrhoid started spreading (like having different ones around the original one). It itches so bad. I'm seriously tired!

Does anyone here knows how to get rid of it completely please

Mix tetracycline capsule powder with Shea butter and rub on it whenever you want to sleep. I once had hemorrhoid and this was exactly what I used in curing it within 10 days.

PS: Mine was bloody just imagine you re a guy e com be like say I dey menstruate. Men I changed boxers tire.

Beloved3:
These days I first scroll and check if there is a link at the bottom of these stories before deciding whether to read or not.

Who can relate??

We both on this table cos I am fed up of clicking link to read fictional write up

Kingcalls:
Ur moms mental disorder has been inherited by u

Bro. this comment is too harsh I beg delete am please

MrOposter:
Oga if you want to drop an advise, drop it and leave. The fact say I come post something for here no mean say you get sense pass me.

If you truly have sense that is according to you o, you suppose know say that babe dey use your head.

Powersurge:
For someone that went to university and traveled out, you are not so smart.

1. You don't tell a woman you want DNA test.
2. You expect her to throw her pot of soup (your upkeep money) away by herself by submitting herself and the baby for a test she knew would end in premium tears?

Baba said he went to the university lol he only said he went to school and mind you the school could be polytechnic or college of education