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Ok then, Jesu wo ma se o, Oba iyo lala, wo ju dede aye lo, ko dede unyi woshe ko emi at'ebi mi, mufi woshe o, ope, iyin, ogo o ye oruko e o bami lorun 'ledumae .@ Op I jez praised and thanked Him in my dialect.

Hello everyone, I'm actually very angry at the moment. I went to d market to buy egusi cos I felt like taking egusi, after putting in much efforts to cook the soup, I even cooked wiv fresh fish and stock fish. I cooked rice alongside the soup, only to start eating and discover the egusi has tiny sand/stones in it. Though I'm finking of eating it wiv eba so dat I will only swallow and I won't feel d stones in the egusi but the problem is, I CAN'T EAT WITHOUT CHEWING THE FOOD. Any advise please?? And please don't tell me to pour it away 'cos I really can't waste all my efforts . Thanks

I hope she's satisfied now dat one of her leg is pointing 6'O clock and the other is pointing 3'O clock. She ought to knw a tiger = wild animal and not a pet even a year old nigerian kid knws this . Thank God she's alive sha.

My dad, my mum

These odours have grades o. But mouth smelling like he drank soak-away juice and body odour like he used cow-shi.t lotion? No, I want none of those.

If this is their new look then I give up

Errm, looks back again. Op, r u asking me why I missed church ? Sorry I went to church 2day, infact d okada jez dropped me now

Oh-oh!, SHE'S a MAN

When she starts ageing and her skin starts losing its elasticity, then she'll understand the implication of bleaching

lola.luv:
You don't have to wait. Go and pour hot water on them now. That is the day you will realise that you have entered one chance.

I don't know why people like you will sit down somewhere and be devising evil ways of hurting others.

He's a seriously disturbed individual. He needs help. Evil people in human forms are so much in this country. God save us from them all.

Op, who's gonna believe dis crap of yours?, dis is nairaland not mumuland.

Tusky44: GEJ you are wounding APC o. See the kind of uppercut you have given them in just one week. Haba! the SW and North scrambled to form APC with one eye on the oil in SS & SE. They made haste to promise 40000MW of electricity by 2020 but have now seen that that problem is already fixed.

GEJ FOR 2015 - 2019

IGBO FOR 2019 - 2027

AKWAIBOM FOR 2027 - 2035

BENIN FOR 2035 - 2043

HAUSA OR YORUBA - IN TOUGH BATTLE TO GAIN CONTROL OF WHAT IS LEFT OF PARTS OF FORMER NIGERIA 2043

IGBO NATION - WORLD POWER 2043 - 3043

JESUS COMES - 3043

IGBOS, AKWAIBOM, CROSS RIVERS, OTHER LOYAL MINORITY - ASCEND WITH JESUS TO HEAVEN TO LIVE FOREVER HAPPY

APC & THEIR MEMBERS (CAN'T MENTION THE TRIBES) + SUPPORTERS - MISSED THE LOUD HORN AND ARE FACE WITH THE BEAST WHO EAT THEM UP ONE-BY-ONE



SHOUT HALLELUJAH

You must be high on soakaway juice

drnairalov: mtscheeeew...that picture is a mere internet pics....wtf is wrong wit u...rubbish!!!!!

don't mind the op, d pix really went viral abt 2-3yrs ago, now he concocted crap abt a stale pix

3D_CYCLOPS: Lol..I dey come mah qo 'shook' pin 4 dier eye

Now this is becoming annoying , don't u have a "g" button on ur fone?

Max'diamond:
Obj say he has 8weeks to live,after all d donation,he never go for treatment,he later said middle of august b4 going but now,august av almost ended and he has not gone..Na Wa ooo.

How did OBJ get here now Thot we were discussing OJB

Now ds is wot I call lebelistic nd wotz wiv d lips

He's got cat/owl eyes

SimonAndal:
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is sad. Am I seeing things You are a male and Yuzedo is a male too and you love him? LOBATAN!!!

Op u could have said helmet instead of umbrella

dem try no be small for your state @ Op. Next tym u guys shd vote wisely.

Ds same pix circulated last year o, saying a man chopped off another man's ear wiv cutlass.

25omega: lies dont click the link. there is an old picture from 1982 there and no video

I see u've opened the link

Where is Dolly patton?

sexy? Okay o, koburu

oyinbo pple and their mumuness

Oh yeah? *yimu*

yunglykmine: I will vote him over & over again.. He will even make a good Senate president.

Oh yes, nd he'll even make a good Linda outta u afterwards

Nice one