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ULSHERLAN: When T.B Joshua become CIA abi na FBI d MOG don become.

I taya 4d op o

fUntastic

The benefits are: fear, being suspicious of everybody, being backward academically, not achieving ur primary goal in d university, and to crown it all - untimely death.

omiobo: Guy no mind all these biscuit bone nairaland gurls,you are so cute. You must be anus. Na anus dey fine like this

U r a case

How will a half nude gal be d finest Nigeria eva produced? . Fine artists hu knw their worth don't go around naked. So, @ Op I totally disagree wt u.

@ adulthood, if dtz u 4real, y d frown lines? U luk lyk u were defecating whilst snapping d pix

A sensible write-up @Op

Also, u want to ask 4hymn number in church, and d owner gave u the whole hymn book just lyk dat not allowing u to finish asking 4d hymn numba

cogitoErgo: Please how do I check my data balance on Airtel bis?

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Mostly men also do d undo-ables jez to make ends meet or due to social pressure amg others. A man hu does rituals dies early, stress wtout rest too kills, a nagging wife's nag kills , I hope u got dat, a man wt too many responsibilities more dn he can bear dies early too, a man hu practice d 3social vices (womanizing, drinking, smoking) may die early.

Madam Berem, one thing u shd pick out frm all these is dt, sympathy aint enof, try nd show som empathy too. If evry Nigerian can show empathy instead of sympathy, honestly Naija wud b a beta place. So in case of anoda tym/ in future, apart frm snappin/ video recordin u could always alert d appropriate authorities, dt could save a life.

ANNOYING

R u coveting ur frnd's husband?? How come he tried kissing u or u tried kissing him? Be honest now, hu started it 1st? U or him?

Some men bite more dn they can chew. How do u expect a man with many wives and/ concubines to last long, quarrel amidst d wives wil kill him, trying to please d many wives will kill him, even out of jealousy, one of d wives may kill him, trying to provide 4d needs of d many wives and many children will kill him, complaints frm d many wives will kill him too, catching STI's frm one of 'em wives/ concubines will kill him, one of d wives may use juju on him in d name of love, so dt he can love her, dt too will kill him . This brings abt d advent of many widows and less widowers

I was given 1.2G

dotcom_na_me_na_me: Ladies,

You used your best friend to set your boyfriend up to know if he cheats on you, Now they have both sent you their wedding invitation.

haaaaaaaa

what are you?

(a) Eediot
(b) Silly
(c) Innocent
(d) disgrace
(e) True friend
(f) Stupwid

I fink d person z option a,b,d,f

Acidosis: What is media without photos/videos?

Even the police makes use of photos to carry out their work...
Its even risky to carry ANY baby/child you see on the street without proper documentation, records & evidence..

Someone (nearby) will eventually inform the neareat police station.. BUT its left for the media (like nairaland) to publicize the info of the missing child.
Who knows?? someone that knows someone that knows the neigbour of the child's parent might stumble on the photo/video..

. Not evryfn z abt media Mr acid, goin 2report to d appropriate authorities goes a long way instead of wasting time on recordin nd snappin. I wish pple wud really undastnd ds, if smfn had been done then 4d Aluu4 I gues they'd stil b alive bt pple were concerned abt photography/videos nd didn't save 'em. If pple really cared abt d child, I fink d op wouldn't get ds story. By d way, r u a police? Nd hw r u sure sm1 hu knw ds child is on N/L? He luks soooo poverty stricken and malnourished. God save us in Nig. To evry1 pls giv birth to d no of children u conveniently can cater for

Temismith: Is it akamu she is bathin wit in d first pix?

Mba, itz ewedu

Oahray: Peter did what was not right and Peter opposed him. Enough said.

hello, frm d bible context, Paul opposed not Peter

remecy: How many times did she die??

two times now. Can't u c she has 2lives.

Eh ya, sorry o

In Aso rock maybe

U av no source/link now, go make ur enquiries well too

Mullah24: you dey mad oh .if i were you i will give her a mark that she her future husband will ask her who did that to her.i swear allah you dey mad oh .if i were you i will give her a mark that she her future husband will ask her who did that to her.i swear allah

. Don't swear, thk God u r nt him and he's not mad. Not evry1 has a BH nature lyk u. Violence won't solve anyfn, it'll only compound d prob at hand. So ur advice is a 'no go area'.

M M M: Op
Just fu ck her 4 d last time without condom, then discharge her

Do u want to kill d Op?? U want him to contact STI's/HIV/smfn terrible ni?

I think church business z very lucrative. Silly pple

Hw did u knw she z always on 2go 24/7? R u always wiv her 24/7? For u to conclude she z online indicates dt u r always online too. Abi?

maonye: She is mad! Omotola pls give ur life to christ, and stop misbehaving.rem one day u will die and face ur judgment. Stop beating ur husband, rem wat the bible say be submissive. The earthly tins u see is just for a moment and u will leave them and go one day.

For saying she is mad, u need 2give ur life to christ 1st, cos itz bad to curse. Nd u've not proved if she actually did it or did not. Stop judging others so dt u'll nt be judged.

I guess d fake writer lives in d same house wiv dem Did d husband complain? At least wait 4d husband's complaint b4 u start to condemn her

Hmm! Evilspirit @ work. Sinz u knew b4 marriage she wouldn't comply to such, u shd get used to it. And u can't change her, if she wants to she will